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Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 06, 2005, 09:16:17 PM
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0201/020106moms.html (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0201/020106moms.html)

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Dad comes home from an "adult toy store" and hands his wife a chastity belt. She nods and turns to the couple's 15-year-old son. "Let's go," she says. They disappear into the boy's bedroom.
The story begins with Japan's obsessive exam culture. A boy's whole future can depend on the senior high school he gets into. Some mothers will do anything to make sure their junior high school sons pass the all-determining entrance exams.

Anything? Pretty nearly.

Asahi Geino hears the story of (not their real names) Meiko, 38, and her son Haruki from Kanagawa cram school director Yukio Shibagaki, who wrote a book on experiences like theirs.

Every evening at 8:00, Haruki would vanish into his room, ostensibly to study. Meiko was pleased -- until one night she caught a glimpse of him through the slightly open door and realized he was not studying but masturbating. Intrigued, she peeked into his room the following night, and the night after that. The conclusion was inescapable. At the rate he was going, he would not be ready for his tests.

"I'd better have a talk with him," she thought -- and did.

"Mom," he said, shyly but firmly, "I wanna do it with you."

"With me!" What to do? Be shocked and angry, or calm and understanding? "Let's see what your father says."

Father was surprised but kept his head. "No genital sex," he stipulated. "However, if it's just a question of making the boy feel good, I won't say no."

And so every evening Haruki's studying was prefaced by a 15-minute maternal blow job. His concentration improved; his marks soared. Everyone was happy -- except dad, whose doubts grew as time passed. Weren't things going a little too far? The chastity belt, at least, would close the last frontier.

Our first reaction is disbelief, but Shibagaki swears the story is not only true but also fairly typical, and special high school instructor Tadashi Sato, to whom Asahi Geino goes for confirmation, agrees.

"I often hear stories like that," he says. The mother-son relationship has always had rich dramatic potential; the steadily contracting nuclear family can enrich the drama to the point of deviance. "Mothers do want their children to pass those exams," says Sato. "We're not talking about just a few cases."

Nor are we talking only about 15-year-olds. Akiko (as we'll call her) is 28, her son Atsushi 12. He too faces entrance exams -- junior high school ones. The boy seemed to be studying. Why was he floundering? "Why?" Akiko asked him one day. The answer was a seeming non sequitur, but Akiko saw the point. "I want to see a woman naked."

Akiko undressed. "I'll do it again for you if you do well on your next test, OK?" He did very well.

There are endless ramifications to the sex-for-grades business, Asahi Geino discovers. Teachers too get in on the act. Some third-year junior high school teachers are not above capitalizing on the leverage they wield. Some ask for money in return for influential written recommendations. Others ask for sex. Thus Mari, 37-year-old mother of a daughter about to graduate junior high, took to visiting the girl's divorced teacher at his home. One afternoon the teacher's 14-year-old son showed up unexpectedly. "Me too!" he insisted.

And Mari obliged, says Shibagaki
 
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: joe on Mar 06, 2005, 09:25:51 PM
Hilarious. There aren't enough laughing smilies in the world.
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 09:28:27 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~GROSS.
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 10:13:11 PM
YUCK!  Let's blame the anime.  Everyone else will.
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 06, 2005, 10:14:33 PM
Stepmother's Sin?
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 10:17:24 PM
"Neon Genesis Motherfucker".
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Post by: Max Con on Mar 06, 2005, 10:35:19 PM
Old!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 06, 2005, 10:38:06 PM
Pardon me while I throw up.
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 10:44:01 PM
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Old!
Everything's old to you but your precious NBC.  Go fantisize about Will and Grace characters and tell someone about it like you like to do.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 11:57:20 PM
There's no way he watches Will and Grace with only a lousy 19%.
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Post by: Max Con on Mar 07, 2005, 02:20:45 AM
Yeah!
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 07, 2005, 02:45:31 AM
Edit: nevermind
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 10:59:53 AM
I wish they'd hire girls to make sure us students had good grades. The girls can get some too!
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Merla on Mar 07, 2005, 03:26:45 PM
THAT IS SOME NASTY ASS SHIT!!  Dudes I didn't even finish reading that.  I am so disturbed.
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 07, 2005, 03:36:27 PM
Haha!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 07, 2005, 11:53:55 PM
I'd rather have money.  And not for sex, for getting good grades.  Assholes.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:12:45 AM
Yeah, that's fucked up.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 04:32:17 AM
And I thought the Japanese had loads of pr0n.  Buy Jr. teh pr0n, don't give him mommy.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 08, 2005, 08:13:26 AM
They do, but it's mommy pr0n.  Junior held out for the upgrade.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 10:24:50 AM
YAY!!! I hate getting those emails though. When I chell my email in the library, Im afraid someone won't know it's mindless spam.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 12:36:53 PM
Where the fuck did that response come from?  Anyway, yeah I don't know why anyone, despite cultral boundries, would allow their son to fuck his mother.  Jesus.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 08, 2005, 01:34:51 PM
Remember tha tX-files episode?  :huh:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 01:38:25 PM
The one with incest kennel?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 08, 2005, 01:46:07 PM
The inbred family with the limbless mother, and no father. Dead babies abounded.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 02:57:33 PM
Ah, yes.  Still not as wierd as that East-Indian guy who killed people by crawling up their asses.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:28:45 PM
Good.  It sounds like I didn't miss anything by not watching that show.
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:01:50 AM
Except for Robert Patrick.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:25:07 AM
Bah.  I caught Brian Drummond and Bruce Campbell.  No one else mattered.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:41:52 AM
Even David Kaye?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:53:46 AM
I saw him in some movie called "Mermaid" about a dumb little girl and her equally dumb balloon.  I think it was a Hallmark movie.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 09, 2005, 08:08:51 AM
Uh. All Hallmark movies are dumb, so that doesn't narrow it down.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 11:31:44 AM
What was David Kaye's X-pisode?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:18:57 PM

[url=http://www.carterphile.com/EpGuides/OS/Apocrypha.html]http://www.carterphile.com/EpGuides/OS/Apocrypha.html (http://www.carterphile.com/EpGuides/OS/Apocrypha.html)[/URL]

He has a cameo in season 3 as a doctor.
Title: Wow... just wow.
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 12:55:42 AM
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Uh. All Hallmark movies are dumb, so that doesn't narrow it down.
I never said the movie was dumb.