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Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 03, 2005, 10:06:21 AM
Refund Status (https://sa.www4.irs.gov/irfof/lang/en/irfofgetstatus.jsp)

We'll have ours in time for St. Paddy's Day  :D  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 03, 2005, 10:32:58 AM
Mine is supposed to come on the eleventh.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 04, 2005, 01:17:10 AM
Ha ha, I haven't filed yet.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Merla on Mar 04, 2005, 08:01:46 AM
I got my refund today.  Took long enough.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 04, 2005, 04:11:04 PM
My mom did it for me in exchange for furniture-reltaed construction.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2005, 01:15:03 AM
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I got my refund today.  Took long enough.
SHAAAAAAAARE!
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 05, 2005, 11:59:41 AM
TAKE US ALL TO DAVE AND BUSTERS!!!
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Merla on Mar 05, 2005, 04:43:26 PM
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I got my refund today.  Took long enough.
SHAAAAAAAARE!
Yo fuck U!  :ph34r:  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Merla on Mar 05, 2005, 04:44:19 PM
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TAKE US ALL TO DAVE AND BUSTERS!!!
Fuck U 2!  Har! Har!
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2005, 11:53:50 PM
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I got my refund today.  Took long enough.
SHAAAAAAAARE!
Yo fuck U!  :ph34r:
Estradacest!!  :x
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 06, 2005, 06:58:15 PM
i'll never understand taxes. like i wouldnt know what the hell to do on tax season
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 07:46:45 PM
Congratulations.  You are now American.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 06, 2005, 07:49:46 PM
:lol:  :lol:  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 08:11:46 PM
I just use Turbotax, which I stole from work.  Easy shit.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 06, 2005, 08:27:56 PM
what is turbotax?
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 08:33:05 PM
Basically, it's tax software that you use to fill out your tax forms just by answering a few questions.  It can even e-mail your tax returns out and confirm that it's been recieved.  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 08:53:29 PM
My dad uses Turbotax.  I think just anything with numbers like that puts me off.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 09:30:50 PM
Turbotax is pretty much idiot-proof, I'd highly recommend it considering that it also calculates you're refunds and double-checks for shit you may have missed.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 06, 2005, 10:15:07 PM
*huggles his Turbo Tax*
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 06, 2005, 10:25:55 PM
damn sounds complicate(the tax thing)
cant i just hire someone to do them for me?
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 10:27:01 PM
You could, but Turbotax is only $30.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 06, 2005, 10:27:22 PM
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damn sounds complicate(the tax thing)
cant i just hire someone to do them for me?
Turbo Tax costs 20 bucks. An accountant starts at 50, and can suck.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 11:58:31 PM
The answer you're looking for is yes.  Yes you can.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 10:13:08 AM
:lol:  :lol: thankss

well, if its only 50 bucks, its not that expensive
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 11:01:10 AM
It is when your return is only giving you back 200-500 bucks.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 11:17:33 AM
return? whats that
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 11:29:18 AM
When the government gives you back money they took out of your paycheck.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 07, 2005, 11:40:45 AM
I do H&R Block on line.  Repeat clients who file early get the best deal - think ours was $24.95.  Would have been $19.95 if I had gotten my shit together in January.  :P  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 12:36:55 PM
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When the government gives you back money they took out of your paycheck.
damn! they do that/???
i want my money baccckkk
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:12:52 AM
They give it back only when you've given more than they say you're suppose to.  If for any reason you gave too little, you owe.  It you gave enough, you don't get squat.  And if you're a cute foreign rich girl, they probably try and find a way to keep it anyway.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:22:59 AM
Though really, the system would be better off if they lowered taxes and axed refunds.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 08, 2005, 08:33:05 AM
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They give it back only when you've given more than they say you're suppose to.  If for any reason you gave too little, you owe.  It you gave enough, you don't get squat.  And if you're a cute foreign rich girl, they probably try and find a way to keep it anyway.
:-/
wait, am i paying taxes now? yeah i am, right?? i want my money bacckk
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 10:26:55 AM
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They give it back only when you've given more than they say you're suppose to.  If for any reason you gave too little, you owe.  It you gave enough, you don't get squat.  And if you're a cute foreign rich girl, they probably try and find a way to keep it anyway.
:-/
wait, am i paying taxes now? yeah i am, right?? i want my money bacckk
of course. every time you buy something, BOOM, taxes!
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Princess Faye on Mar 08, 2005, 11:14:19 AM
f*** that!
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 12:34:26 PM
It's more of a "too bad" situation.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:13:46 PM
Unless you'd rather not buy anything here.  There's always Phucking and Milan.  Target will survive somehow.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:14:21 PM
Ha ha, whipped by my own filter.  Phucking = P-A-R-I-S.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 08:06:29 AM
Silly Nuri still hasn't done her taxes.   :blink:  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:12:21 PM
And you reminded me again just right now.  Where are my post-its.... I think I better write this down....
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Bitch on Apr 09, 2005, 04:13:37 PM
Forget post-its, staple it to your forehead. Every time you think of the pain, you'll be reminded to do your taxes.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:16:20 PM
I think the post-it will work.  Even if it is blue.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 11, 2005, 11:50:03 AM
It's amazing how many people wait until the last minute.  My sister is going this weekend, and with a dependent kid starting college next year, a house, and one income they get major money back every year.   I'd be there as soon as I got the W-2.  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:02:58 PM
I usually don't.  This is the first year I've taken this long.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 03:03:57 PM
You didn't have it go by direct deposit?
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:17:27 PM
Who me?  I haven't filed yet.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 03:18:15 PM
...

GO DO YOUR GODDAMN TAXES.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 03:19:34 PM
She is a procrastinator.  Big Time!
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 03:23:19 PM
I told her, when the IRS shows up at her door, she won't be able to work things out like in a softcore porno...
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:26:02 PM
Unless he looks like Sean Bean or a young Mel Gibson, I'd rather rot in jail.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 03:27:15 PM
Wow.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 03:28:29 PM
I'll say...
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 03:32:14 PM
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Unless he looks like Sean Bean or a young Mel Gibson, I'd rather rot in jail.
Hey bitch the young Mel Gibson is mine!!!!  :angry:  
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:32:47 PM
Fuck off!
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 05:42:32 PM
....

What was this conversation about?
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 05:45:39 PM
Mel Gibson in "Mad Max" and how good his butt looked in said film.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 05:46:55 PM
Oh.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 06:00:44 PM
Feel free to contribute.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 06:27:07 PM
How about Angelina Jolie in Hackers...  How bout that...
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 06:44:33 PM
It's my only reason for watching the movie, even if she does kinda remind me of a Vulcan there.  She needs to be a Vulcan.  Too bad the franchise is beyond raped right now.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 07:03:48 PM
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It's my only reason for watching the movie, even if she does kinda remind me of a Vulcan there.  She needs to be a Vulcan.  Too bad the franchise is beyond raped right now.
I can see Nuri in a trekkie uniform.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 12, 2005, 12:52:18 PM
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Though really, the system would be better off if they lowered taxes and axed refunds.
All you need to do is vote Republican, apparently and you get this amazing ability to say things at random and they somehow are made true merely by you having said so.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: The D on Apr 14, 2005, 11:23:18 PM
I found out I owe the government money. I should tell them all to go fuck themselves, they waste enough money blowing up Iraq.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 14, 2005, 11:24:06 PM
Yet another example of utter nonsense.
Title: Where's my damn tax refund?!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 05:16:30 PM
Or you could not pay and leave the country for somewhere nice and sunny like North Korea or Cuba.