The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 02:15:01 AM
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Actually, I'll call you anytahing you fucking want me to call you if you keep creating avatars allong this line of presentation. ;)
Chelsey, Nuri. You could learn a lot from this girl. She's the one to em-you-late.
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Nothing beats a girl with a superiority complex.
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Except for a strong man who hides in the back seat of her car.
OMG, did I just totally post that? :blink:
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Yes, you, like, totally did. I haven't been in the photo mood. Chelsey, uh, can provide my share of boobage.
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from what you've said before regarding boobage...
it would take about 5 chelsey's
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Actually, I'll call you anytahing you fucking want me to call you if you keep creating avatars allong this line of presentation. ;)
Chelsey, Nuri. You could learn a lot from this girl. She's the one to em-you-late.
aww you are so nice!! :hugs Megs: for you, eeeverything!
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Yeah, she's pretty and all, but I like Nuri more.
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I must agree that Chelsey does have a nice rack, from what I've seen the best on the board aside from Kary's, but since she dun post here no more, chelsey gets the award.
Faye would get an award if she finally posted pics of her dyking out.
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whats dyking out?
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Find a pretty young girl who knows, and make sure there is a camera around.
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theres a pic of me and a pretty girl, and we are hugging!
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Yeah, but Im not into incest.
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me neither, thats why we are hugging
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So do we have Peru's amswer to the Barbi sisters or not? :lol:
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??????????????
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So do we have Peru's amswer to the Barbi sisters or not? :lol:
More like their answer to the Heiress-Whore sisters.
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o.o
for the record I didn't say that, but that was good.
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I still don't understand Bernie's sentence :(
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I still don't understand Bernie's sentence :(
Apparantly they were pin-up girls in the nineties, and were featured on the cover of not one but TWO playboy issues. They eventually left the spotlight because they were both suffering from eating disorders, and are now doing the lecture scene to help other girls and women from taking the same route.
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OMG I remember them now! they were nasty thin!
we are not that thin, we have a normal amount of fat in the body :(
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OMG I remember them now! they were nasty thin!
we are not that thin, we have a normal amount of fat in the body :(
A bit of fat is a good, good thing.
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Of course. Women are supposed to be soft and squishy. What good are they if they are hard and muscular. Just fuck a small boy, then.
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Then have Jay Leno testify against you!
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Apparantly they were pin-up girls in the nineties, and were featured on the cover of not one but TWO playboy issues.
That's them. I was alluding to their biggest selling point, which was their being twin sisters. For some reason, the idea of sisters getting nasty really appealed to their audience.
But I know that's not the case, faye, and anyway, y'all look much nicer than the Barbis. They were....unusual, to say the least. :blink:
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I never found them hot. They looked too fake. @.x
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So do we have Peru's amswer to the Barbi sisters or not? :lol:
More like their answer to the Heiress-Whore sisters.
If nobody is going ask I will.
Faye, when are we gonna get bikini pictures damnit. I know you have some!
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:lol: :lol: who told u that!!
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But I know that's not the case, faye, and anyway, y'all look much nicer than the Barbis. They were....unusual, to say the least. :blink:
aww thanks! i saw once a program about them, they looked like transexuals :joe:
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Huh, Toe had no response to that one...
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Just what the hell are you trfying to say?
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You know what I'm trying to say.
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from what you've said before regarding boobage...
it would take about 5 chelsey's
I don't think Chelsey's that small nor am I that big.
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I think these jokers judge too much by avatars... Come to think of it. they always have.
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Like that time they thought you were an evil Twizzler. What the fuck was up with that?
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I know! I grew tired of being called "Pull-n-Peel 2010", I'll tell you that.
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so you're not a one eyed, red skined T-1000 looking mother fucka'
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(http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/uploads/photo-11.jpg)
No.
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For calling Rama a muppet, I have to say you look a bit like Bert. Must be the shape of the nose and the furrowed brow.
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I was going to say you looked like someone on TV, but looks like Nuri beat me to it. :P
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Is Toe a black Ernie then?
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First off, Tom that's ME, not Toe. Toe looks like Kenan Thompson. Secondly, that's a low res picture. I assure you that I indeed have two eyebrows. I've been told look more like Henry Rollins' younger brother than anything else.
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I've been told look more like Henry Rollins' younger brother than anything else.
I can see that. Get a chin cleft implant and you'll have it down.
In the Vaguely Celebrity category, I can't count the number of times I've been told I look like Melissa Gilbert. :lol:
Who else here resembles a person (or muppet) more well-known than ourselves??
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Your hair is as stupid as Faye's midsection is thouchable, Zero.
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Whatever, Megs.
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(http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/uploads/photo-11.jpg)
No.
HOLY SHIT! Zero's HOT!
*Right click... save*
Heheheheh.
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lol id agree but i miss the chuck e cheese car pic :(
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:angry: You know , you all have dumb hair.
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Everyone says that I look like a healthy Mary-Kate Olsen.
And I doubt that you'll need 5 of my boobs to equal Nuri's.
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Haha you do!
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Damn. Zero's a badass even without the requisite T-shirt.
And what's all this about Chelsey having five boobs? That's gotta be uncomfortable.
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Least I get props from Joe.
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I dont have 5 boobs and im not badass but here's me as a zombie.
(http://gilliangraves.homestead.com/files/zombiegwynn.jpg)
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Well fuck. As long as we're all showing pictures.
(http://www.geocities.com/howdysnacky/Tacit.gif)
There's me in green (It's a year old, but it's the most recent photo of me online) The goatee has been trimmed down to just under the chin. Hair's more spikey and flat-topped now as well.
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Hey Phagey, have you been watching Project Runway on Bravo?
Its one of the only reality teevee shows I actually liked.
Anyway the winner Jay McCarroll reminded me of you a lil.
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*searches, checks him out*
Hmmm. As far as people in the media go, fairly close. Though I wouldn't be caught dead in what he's wearing.
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Damn. Zero's a badass even without the requisite T-shirt.
And what's all this about Chelsey having five boobs? That's gotta be uncomfortable.
It makes bra shopping rather akward.
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I'll bet.
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I knew I had seen Chelsey somewhere before.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/fairchild.jpg)
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That picture is soooooo photoshopped!! My abs are simply not that fabulous! :o
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...If I could scale down a pic from my graduation I'd post it.
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I didn't say you had a unibrow or a monobrow, I said you had a furrowed brow. As in "grrr, me mad". And then tom asked if Toe was Ernie since you're Bert, he didn't think you were Toe. I think even he knows Toe isn't an white guy with a Saiyan haircut.
I don't know if I look like anybody myself. Nobody's ever told me I do.
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I don't know if I look like anybody myself. Nobody's ever told me I do.
PSYLOCKE!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/psylocke.jpg)
I found a picture of Bernie too.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/hs_faren.jpg)
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:blink: Fahrenheit?
Well, the hair & mouth are close - thanks toe! :lol: But how come Nuri is endowed with the Pointer Sisters & I get Flopsy & Mopsy? :(
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i would've gone with Poison Ivy for Bernie
DC > Marvel
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I have a few pics I took yesterday, it doesnt look like Ill ever graduate beyond webcam pics though.
Meh.
(http://gilliangraves.homestead.com/files/3-3-05h.jpg)
(http://gilliangraves.homestead.com/files/3-3-05i.jpg)
(http://gilliangraves.homestead.com/files/3-3-05j.jpg)
(http://gilliangraves.homestead.com/files/3-3-05k.jpg)
Please forgive the overexposed flesh.
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Cute, you you scream illegal.
Plus, why haven't you re-registered?
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:blink: Fahrenheit?
Well, the hair & mouth are close - thanks toe! :lol: But how come Nuri is endowed with the Pointer Sisters & I get Flopsy & Mopsy? :(
I guess I never thought of Flopsy & Mopsy as being a bad thing. I have failed you Bernie. :( Can I atleast keep my Bernie Fan Club t-shirt? TI'll send back the Fan Club Decoder Ring by mail tomorrow.
DC > Marvel
You are clearly insane.
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And you don't know what Vertigo is.
Chelsey, what's with the adorable cowgirl thing? :)
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Aww toe, you haven't failed!
*hug* :D
We'll put Psylocke in that position next time. ;)
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Cute, you you scream illegal.
Plus, why haven't you re-registered?
turning turning 25 next month
too lazy
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Chelsey, what's with the adorable cowgirl thing? :)
I thought it was an homage to Jay.
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Ding-ding-ding! Nuri is our winner!
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And all the neterosexual males come in a close second.
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Your hair is as stupid as Faye's midsection is thouchable, Zero.
my what is what?
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He would like to stroke his digits upon your soft abdominal surface.
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ooooo
hahah i like my abdomen
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Mine is alright, ive been trying to grow a nice protective layer of pudge to help me fill out some of my curves, only i never have enough food in my house.
I have to eat at least every 2 hours.
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I can cut some of mine off and send it to you.
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can you cut from your boobs and send them to me?
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Okay, but I keep the nipples.
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:lol:
yeah its ok. i like my nipples :)
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I can spare some thigh if youre interested?
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no, but i can use another boob!
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I cant spare any of that.
:lol:
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:( ...
ok Nuri, you have to give me double now
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More Zero:
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Ooh, you got those few hairs rebelling against the rest. nice!
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Yeah, it does that.
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More Zero:
i thought u were black!
you look like sam
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A thinner sam. But then Im sure he doesn't eat cheese and peanut butter cups all day.
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More Zero:
i thought u were black!
you look like sam
BlankToe is black, I'm half Scotch-Irish and half Spanish. By Sam, you're referring to Shellspark?
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Does Sam like his cheese on his peanut butter cups?
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Dude. Zero looks kind of like SHane McMahon.
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I always have to look like someone. Be it at work or on the web. This one dude at work though, Damon swears I look like Dan Akroyd. HE'S fucked up.
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Hahaha! No, I can totally see it. Haha! Holy shit, it's uncanny. I knew you reminded me of someone. God damn!
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So do I remind you of Sam, McMahon or Akroyd?
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Well since you said something, from the bridge of the nose up you kinda look like a younger Charlie Sheen.
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Charlie Sheen carries similar genetics.
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Upon closer examination, I find he has a certain Morgan Freemanishness about him...
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Cyc is so tough and manly.
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BlankToe is black, I'm half Scotch-Irish and half Spanish. By Sam, you're referring to Shellspark?
affirmative sir
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Cyc is so tough and manly.
20%!
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That's not very manly at all.
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A thinner sam. But then Im sure he doesn't eat cheese and peanut butter cups all day.
Yeah, yeah he does.
I can also spare some jelly if anyone is in need. <_<
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Cute, you you scream illegal.
Plus, why haven't you re-registered?
turning turning 25 next month
too lazy
25?
Damn, you're cute and youthful for a 25 year old. I'd stop fooling around with teenagers for you :D :lol:
(note, above statement about fooling with teens was sarcasm)
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Damn, you're cute and youthful for a 25 year old. I'd stop fooling around with teenagers for you :D :lol:
(note, above statement was sarcasm)
arent teenagers too old for your taste?
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Yea, you're right, I usually like them when they're still in diapers. :rolleyes:
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Cute, you you scream illegal.
Plus, why haven't you re-registered?
turning turning 25 next month
too lazy
25?
Damn, you're cute and youthful for a 25 year old. I'd stop fooling around with teenagers for you :D :lol:
(note, above statement was sarcasm)
Sarcasm? Im hurt.
This week has been such a big downer for me, my girlfriend dumps me, people at work are assholes and make me cry, and now Doug sarcastically says Im cute. I dont know how things could get worse. Its a good thing that that time i slept with a girl that was 16(i was 20 at the time), her parents liked me and didnt throw me in jail, remembering that always lifts my spirits.
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Well trust me, if I was a lesbian and didn't have Kary, I'd throw cheap lesbian pick up lines at ya. ^_^
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Sarcasm? Im hurt.
This week has been such a big downer for me, my girlfriend dumps me, people at work are assholes and make me cry, and now Doug sarcastically says Im cute. I dont know how things could get worse. Its a good thing that that time i slept with a girl that was 16(i was 20 at the time), her parents liked me and didnt throw me in jail, remembering that always lifts my spirits.
I was referring to the fooling with teenagers comment. But I don't think anyone here believes that's sarcasm.
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You're cute, Gwynn! Nobody was being sarcastic about that.
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Well trust me, if I was a lesbian and didn't have Kary, I'd throw cheap lesbian pick up lines at ya. ^_^
didn't u say u were a lesbian?? DECIDE!
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Im a lesbian with a penis.
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thats called to be a transexual
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..............................care to add anything, gwynn?
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...........no. But I do love you guys. ^_^
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Well, we are loveable, that's true
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Except for me.
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Yeah, except for him.
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See?
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I'm afraid you'll need to rely solely on your good looks.
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ROCK.
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SCISSORS.
Fuck.
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Me and a friend expanded r,p,s with two new hand sign, the bucket and the dynamite. We contirbuted strategies.
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Except for me.
And except for me too. I'm a creepy pedo with a pale face and a pointy nose that keeps on falling off.
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Me and a friend expanded r,p,s with two new hand sign, the bucket and the dynamite. We contirbuted strategies.
New signs suck, stick to the classics. I'm tired of the 'superman' and the 'bazooka'
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I use the bulldozer myself.
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I use the bulldozer myself.
Dynamite, bazooka, and bucket all beat that, you nerd.
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How dare you call the master a nerd!
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If she was the master then my puppy lovers thread would still be open!!
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Masters are supposed to be lazy.
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Jedi Master Mace Windu isn't lazy. He was beating bitches down.
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Yeah, but they had to animate him and get Greg Eagles to do his voice. That's lazy Mace!
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I don't blame him him. Those niggas werent paying enough.
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...Lazy.
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...optically disabled.
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Dick-Dert.
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I use the bulldozer myself.
Dynamite, bazooka, and bucket all beat that, you nerd.
Oooh, I'll go "The Last Dragon" on your ass I swear to God.
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hahahhaha! More like "last Unicorn" if ya ask me.
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I'm not sticking my horn up his ass! Gross Merla!
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Mwhahahahhahhaha!!!!
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Ahhhhh, sisterly love....
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Pervert.
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Just say no to Estradacest!
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Doesn't Henry Wrinkler have some kind of children's educational video detailing that?
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I'm sure he does. And of course, he hosts it as the Fonz because no one gives a damn about Henry Winkler.
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That's right it was called "BAD TOUCH PONCH!" featuring "The Fonz".
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Ha ha, headless Ponch.
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Doesn't Henry Wrinkler have some kind of children's educational video detailing that?
:o Holy crap!
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He has educational videos for everything. Even one on why Snoop Dogg needs to be publically executed, I kid you not.
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I'd go for that.
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Me too.
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Let's make an online petition!
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Petitions are for lamewads with easily shattered dreams.