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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2005, 06:31:53 PM
no Benjamin Bratt?? fuck THAT
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Post by: joe on Feb 28, 2005, 08:46:18 PM
You should be happy for him. Seems like a good career choice on his part.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2005, 08:48:35 PM
I'll say.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2005, 09:18:32 PM
but i dont see him anywhere else than in miss congeniality 1 :(  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2005, 09:22:51 PM
Learn to love the Internet Movie Data Base. (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000973/)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2005, 09:36:31 PM
o well i know i wont be seeing that fucking che guevara movie. el che can suck my dog's balls  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2005, 09:37:52 PM
But Catwoman was gold!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2005, 10:04:37 PM
really?? most of the people i talked with didt like it :huh:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2005, 10:16:51 PM
I was being sarcastic.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2005, 12:29:03 AM
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no Benjamin Bratt?? fuck THAT
Dude, you're shitting me!  Then why watch it at all?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 01, 2005, 05:29:18 AM
She has a thing for Sandra Bullock.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 01, 2005, 07:56:57 AM
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She has a thing for Sandra Bullock.
I kind of do.
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Post by: joe on Mar 01, 2005, 10:50:03 AM
If by "a thing" you mean pity -- hey, I've got that for her too!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 01, 2005, 12:59:59 PM
We saw her riding a bike in Austin a few years back.   Apparently nobody bugs her - it's kind of a native pride thing, like seeing Beyonce' here.  If you squeal & run up for an autograph, you've got "tourist" written all over you.  :P  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2005, 02:15:01 PM
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If by "a thing" you mean pity -- hey, I've got that for her too!
Hahahaa!!   :lol:   But jeez it's like she's learned nothing from "Speed 2".
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 03:32:51 PM
Or Judge Dredd apparently...
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Post by: joe on Mar 01, 2005, 03:39:48 PM
You're thinking about Demolition Man.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 03:41:16 PM
Ah, yes.  I tend to get the Stallone/Rob Schnieder buddy films mixed up from time-to-time.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 01, 2005, 05:24:55 PM
hey hey! you can't talk about demolition man in my thread :angry:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 06:08:59 PM
Too late. :P
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 02, 2005, 01:12:53 AM
The last movie I saw where she was convincing in the role was an as recovering alcoholic.  How you play an alcoholic and not be funny I do not know.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 02:11:08 AM
Somehow I'm assured that you are a violen t and mean drunk.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 02, 2005, 04:11:47 AM
Surely you don't mean me, Shirley.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 08:48:17 AM
When was the last you were drunk?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 02, 2005, 10:24:52 AM
Thursday.

*is anticipating St Paddies Day*
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 02, 2005, 11:57:46 AM
Only 14 drinking days to go!  :D  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2005, 12:31:08 PM
i aint waiting for no st patty's day to drink! st pat can kiss my arse, im drinking starting tomorrow!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 03:19:38 PM
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The last movie I saw where she was convincing in the role was an as recovering alcoholic.  How you play an alcoholic and not be funny I do not know.
That movie was WRITTEN for Tara Reid...  Hell, she wouldn't have been hard to get either.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 02, 2005, 04:17:38 PM
Her tits are fucked up @.x

Plus she was a dumb 15 minute whore anyways. Can she just vanish now?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 04:22:15 PM
No.  For she is the new Joan Rivers.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 02, 2005, 04:27:22 PM
Her tits are doomed for sure then.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 04:31:15 PM
My point exactally.  I mean Jesus, in one the pictures, they're PURPLE.  FUCKING PURPLE!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 02, 2005, 05:02:53 PM
Her tits look like ground beef in a plastic bag.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 11:04:00 PM
No.  Ground beef atleast has SOME form.  SERVED.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 03, 2005, 01:27:53 AM
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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember.  I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 03, 2005, 01:30:36 AM
Heh.  The only times I've been really drunk were by myself or a few friends, but those days are behind me.  I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk.  I drink to relax and loosen up.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 03, 2005, 01:32:46 AM
I was depressed and trying to knock myself out as quickly as possible.  Since that story is known to me by second account only, it seemed to have worked.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 03, 2005, 01:35:44 AM
I'll say.  All I've been told is that I just sit back and laugh at shit and my responses are limited to "okay" and "go fuck yourself"...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 03, 2005, 01:38:56 AM
You mean you don't do that normally?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 03, 2005, 01:40:30 AM
Well, I should specify that I mumbled those phases, rather than state them coherently.  Otherwise, yeah I don't act that different.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 03, 2005, 10:14:00 AM
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I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.

You, sir, are a bartender's dream.  I wouldn't even care if you didn't tip decently.
 
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 03, 2005, 10:34:49 AM
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I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.

You, sir, are a bartender's dream.  I wouldn't even care if you didn't tip decently.
I remember Timmy... he took off his shirt and started to hug people...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 03, 2005, 12:19:25 PM
I can't even get drunk if I triy, generally. It' s just a relaxing activity. It's like weed with greater judgement impairing qualities.

I wouldn't want to see Nuri get drunk if she's anything like Jess (and you are) because Jessica gets abusive and violent when she's drunk. One time she pulled pants open as seductively as possible, and then slapped me in the face as hard as she could.  :(  
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 03, 2005, 03:17:27 PM
Who's tits are purple and look like ground beef?  Tara Reid or Joan Rivers?
 
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 03, 2005, 03:35:20 PM
Why not both?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 04, 2005, 01:26:47 AM
I'll bet you're Jessica and you, like, do yourself.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 04, 2005, 08:57:22 AM
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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember.  I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.
Oh man that was so messed up, the scary thing about it was that she didn't remember any of it.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 04, 2005, 12:39:26 PM
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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember.  I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.
Oh man that was so messed up, the scary thing about it was that she didn't remember any of it.
My brother peed in front of me once. And my Mom, and my Dad.

We drink alot  :huh:  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 04, 2005, 01:13:38 PM
So your brother goes around peeing in front of everybody or everybody peed in front of you?  :unsure:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 04, 2005, 04:15:01 PM
:lol:  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2005, 01:16:18 AM
Yeah, which is it?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 05, 2005, 12:01:21 PM
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Yeah, which is it?
Probably both. I've been away at school for a looooooong time, and I've missed 2 of his felonies, and a possible third.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 05, 2005, 01:19:02 PM
Mother fuck.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 05, 2005, 04:33:16 PM
My mom was peeing in front of me this morning.  :blink:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 05, 2005, 07:57:28 PM
Ew,
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2005, 11:57:54 PM
Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 12:00:27 AM
My friend's little brother used to leave the door open and the light off when he went, then he'd turn on the light and close the door when he was done.  Keep in mind he isn't retarded and was about nine at the time.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:01:36 AM
One time I kicked a dog realy hard in the head.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 12:03:29 AM
One time I kicked a pitbull really hard in the rocks with steel-toed boots.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:06:17 AM
Man, you're like my grandmother, you always have a better story. :rolleyes: "I kicked a dog harder than you did, my eye doesn't work, I look vaguely Asian, my TMNT doll floated at me,"
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 12:09:14 AM
I like to stick magazines under the bathroom door so Merla has people staring at her as she goes.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:10:10 AM
:lol:  :lol: ....................
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 06, 2005, 06:39:54 PM
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Heh.  The only times I've been really drunk were by myself or a few friends, but those days are behind me.  I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk.  I drink to relax and loosen up.
i was SOOOO drunk yesterday, and for the first time in a LOOONG time i dont rememember going to bed :huh:  it was fucking AWESOME. its 7:30pm and im still drunk.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 01:06:19 AM
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Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.
Mine doesnt when she goes #2...

especially if I had friends over.

x.x
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 07, 2005, 01:11:38 AM
Ha ha!  Plop goes the weasel!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 01:13:24 AM
Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.
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Post by: joe on Mar 07, 2005, 01:53:48 AM
Man, are you sure it's okay for you to be divulging this stuff? :lol:
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 07, 2005, 03:01:42 AM
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Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.
Quoted for posterity.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 09:34:00 AM
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Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.
thats freaking nasty
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Post by: joe on Mar 07, 2005, 10:25:45 AM
Edit: Whoops. I've made a faux pas.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 10:59:18 AM
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Man, are you sure it's okay for you to be divulging this stuff? :lol:
Fuck her, she's done it openly, and she'll probably never see this.
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Post by: joe on Mar 07, 2005, 11:18:11 AM
Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 11:19:08 AM
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Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<
dude i thought the same shiet!
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Post by: joe on Mar 07, 2005, 11:21:31 AM
I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way. ;)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 11:32:43 AM
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I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way. ;)
Nah, she's still in the lock the door stage. Give it a couple of years.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 07, 2005, 11:43:54 AM
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Don't skim posts, kids

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subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend

I read "subconsciously I wanted to be his girlfriend"  :lol:
 
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 11:59:09 AM
*gets some KY*
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Post by: joe on Mar 07, 2005, 12:03:16 PM
Yes, we all know about your penchant for anal intrusion, Tom -- but you ain't gettin' anywhere near this back door.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 12:04:29 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :(

Just a lil?
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Post by: joe on Mar 07, 2005, 12:08:19 PM
No. Let us never speak of it again.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 12:36:21 PM
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I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way. ;)
Nah, she's still in the lock the door stage. Give it a couple of years.
eww i would NEVER do that
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Post by: Merla on Mar 07, 2005, 03:05:16 PM
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Don't skim posts, kids

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subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend

I read "subconsciously I wanted to be his girlfriend"  :lol:
Oh good I wasn't the only one who read it that way.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 03:52:56 PM
Joe wants me!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 12:01:35 AM
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Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.
Mine doesnt when she goes #2...

especially if I had friends over.

x.x
Wait, you're talking about your SISTER?  The post you quoted is me referring to my MOTHER.  I thought you were talking your mother, man.  Merla and I are all about locked doors.  Merla, you slime token, why didn't you catch that?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 12:34:19 AM
I was talking about my Mom
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 12:36:57 AM
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Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<
Then why didn't you correct joe?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 12:43:07 AM
He's all fucked up, and I didn't think about it. My sisters are more than 13 years older than me, and moved out of the house long ago.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 12:45:04 AM
But the pressing question is does she poop with the door open.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 12:45:53 AM
They probably don't, since they have a different mom than me. But then their mom was a psycho, to they probably only do Cleaveland Steamers.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 12:47:17 AM
And their poop comes out with a knife in its hand!
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Post by: joe on Mar 08, 2005, 12:56:49 AM
Jesus fuck, I misread the thread TWICE!? Ahahahahaha...

 :joe:  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:09:57 AM
Time to bring out that trusty English-English handbook.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:13:56 AM
You mean dictionary.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 04:33:29 AM
Yeah, that doo-hickey.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 08, 2005, 08:15:46 AM
I still fear his firehosin' brother.  :unsure:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 12:42:32 PM
What's-his-name!