The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2005, 06:31:53 PM
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no Benjamin Bratt?? fuck THAT
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You should be happy for him. Seems like a good career choice on his part.
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I'll say.
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but i dont see him anywhere else than in miss congeniality 1 :(
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Learn to love the Internet Movie Data Base. (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000973/)
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o well i know i wont be seeing that fucking che guevara movie. el che can suck my dog's balls
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But Catwoman was gold!
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really?? most of the people i talked with didt like it :huh:
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I was being sarcastic.
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no Benjamin Bratt?? fuck THAT
Dude, you're shitting me! Then why watch it at all?
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She has a thing for Sandra Bullock.
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She has a thing for Sandra Bullock.
I kind of do.
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If by "a thing" you mean pity -- hey, I've got that for her too!
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We saw her riding a bike in Austin a few years back. Apparently nobody bugs her - it's kind of a native pride thing, like seeing Beyonce' here. If you squeal & run up for an autograph, you've got "tourist" written all over you. :P
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If by "a thing" you mean pity -- hey, I've got that for her too!
Hahahaa!! :lol: But jeez it's like she's learned nothing from "Speed 2".
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Or Judge Dredd apparently...
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You're thinking about Demolition Man.
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Ah, yes. I tend to get the Stallone/Rob Schnieder buddy films mixed up from time-to-time.
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hey hey! you can't talk about demolition man in my thread :angry:
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Too late. :P
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The last movie I saw where she was convincing in the role was an as recovering alcoholic. How you play an alcoholic and not be funny I do not know.
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Somehow I'm assured that you are a violen t and mean drunk.
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Surely you don't mean me, Shirley.
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When was the last you were drunk?
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Thursday.
*is anticipating St Paddies Day*
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Only 14 drinking days to go! :D
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i aint waiting for no st patty's day to drink! st pat can kiss my arse, im drinking starting tomorrow!
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The last movie I saw where she was convincing in the role was an as recovering alcoholic. How you play an alcoholic and not be funny I do not know.
That movie was WRITTEN for Tara Reid... Hell, she wouldn't have been hard to get either.
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Her tits are fucked up @.x
Plus she was a dumb 15 minute whore anyways. Can she just vanish now?
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No. For she is the new Joan Rivers.
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Her tits are doomed for sure then.
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My point exactally. I mean Jesus, in one the pictures, they're PURPLE. FUCKING PURPLE!
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Her tits look like ground beef in a plastic bag.
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No. Ground beef atleast has SOME form. SERVED.
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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember. I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.
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Heh. The only times I've been really drunk were by myself or a few friends, but those days are behind me. I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.
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I was depressed and trying to knock myself out as quickly as possible. Since that story is known to me by second account only, it seemed to have worked.
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I'll say. All I've been told is that I just sit back and laugh at shit and my responses are limited to "okay" and "go fuck yourself"...
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You mean you don't do that normally?
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Well, I should specify that I mumbled those phases, rather than state them coherently. Otherwise, yeah I don't act that different.
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I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.
You, sir, are a bartender's dream. I wouldn't even care if you didn't tip decently.
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I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.
You, sir, are a bartender's dream. I wouldn't even care if you didn't tip decently.
I remember Timmy... he took off his shirt and started to hug people...
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I can't even get drunk if I triy, generally. It' s just a relaxing activity. It's like weed with greater judgement impairing qualities.
I wouldn't want to see Nuri get drunk if she's anything like Jess (and you are) because Jessica gets abusive and violent when she's drunk. One time she pulled pants open as seductively as possible, and then slapped me in the face as hard as she could. :(
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Who's tits are purple and look like ground beef? Tara Reid or Joan Rivers?
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Why not both?
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I'll bet you're Jessica and you, like, do yourself.
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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember. I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.
Oh man that was so messed up, the scary thing about it was that she didn't remember any of it.
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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember. I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.
Oh man that was so messed up, the scary thing about it was that she didn't remember any of it.
My brother peed in front of me once. And my Mom, and my Dad.
We drink alot :huh:
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So your brother goes around peeing in front of everybody or everybody peed in front of you? :unsure:
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:lol:
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Yeah, which is it?
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Yeah, which is it?
Probably both. I've been away at school for a looooooong time, and I've missed 2 of his felonies, and a possible third.
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Mother fuck.
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My mom was peeing in front of me this morning. :blink:
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Ew,
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Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.
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My friend's little brother used to leave the door open and the light off when he went, then he'd turn on the light and close the door when he was done. Keep in mind he isn't retarded and was about nine at the time.
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One time I kicked a dog realy hard in the head.
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One time I kicked a pitbull really hard in the rocks with steel-toed boots.
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Man, you're like my grandmother, you always have a better story. :rolleyes: "I kicked a dog harder than you did, my eye doesn't work, I look vaguely Asian, my TMNT doll floated at me,"
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I like to stick magazines under the bathroom door so Merla has people staring at her as she goes.
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:lol: :lol: ....................
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Heh. The only times I've been really drunk were by myself or a few friends, but those days are behind me. I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.
i was SOOOO drunk yesterday, and for the first time in a LOOONG time i dont rememember going to bed :huh: it was fucking AWESOME. its 7:30pm and im still drunk.
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Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.
Mine doesnt when she goes #2...
especially if I had friends over.
x.x
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Ha ha! Plop goes the weasel!
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Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.
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Man, are you sure it's okay for you to be divulging this stuff? :lol:
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Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.
Quoted for posterity.
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Fucking stinky ass shit, too. All she eats are kippers, cabbages, and boiled eggs.
thats freaking nasty
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Edit: Whoops. I've made a faux pas.
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Man, are you sure it's okay for you to be divulging this stuff? :lol:
Fuck her, she's done it openly, and she'll probably never see this.
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Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<
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Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<
dude i thought the same shiet!
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I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way. ;)
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I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way. ;)
Nah, she's still in the lock the door stage. Give it a couple of years.
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Don't skim posts, kids
This is true:
subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend
I read "subconsciously I wanted to be his girlfriend" :lol:
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*gets some KY*
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Yes, we all know about your penchant for anal intrusion, Tom -- but you ain't gettin' anywhere near this back door.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :(
Just a lil?
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No. Let us never speak of it again.
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I suppose that subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend, because it's a hell of a lot funnier that way. ;)
Nah, she's still in the lock the door stage. Give it a couple of years.
eww i would NEVER do that
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Don't skim posts, kids
This is true:
subconsciously I wanted it to be his girlfriend
I read "subconsciously I wanted to be his girlfriend" :lol:
Oh good I wasn't the only one who read it that way.
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Joe wants me!
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Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.
Mine doesnt when she goes #2...
especially if I had friends over.
x.x
Wait, you're talking about your SISTER? The post you quoted is me referring to my MOTHER. I thought you were talking your mother, man. Merla and I are all about locked doors. Merla, you slime token, why didn't you catch that?
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I was talking about my Mom
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Yeah, for some reason I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, rather than your sister. Don't skim posts, kids. <_<
Then why didn't you correct joe?
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He's all fucked up, and I didn't think about it. My sisters are more than 13 years older than me, and moved out of the house long ago.
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But the pressing question is does she poop with the door open.
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They probably don't, since they have a different mom than me. But then their mom was a psycho, to they probably only do Cleaveland Steamers.
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And their poop comes out with a knife in its hand!
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Jesus fuck, I misread the thread TWICE!? Ahahahahaha...
:joe:
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Time to bring out that trusty English-English handbook.
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You mean dictionary.
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Yeah, that doo-hickey.
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I still fear his firehosin' brother. :unsure:
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What's-his-name!