The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 09:00:28 PM
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http://www.tpu.fi/~t4jlaaks/ep3/ (http://www.tpu.fi/~t4jlaaks/ep3/)
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Awesome. Curiousity satisfied. Grievous looks cool. The movie still looks like it'll suck.
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Would your opinion change if Angelina Jolie made a cameo?
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No. Tomb Raider 2 still sucked abysmally.
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Since she won't be in it, the chances for non sucking will work.
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Was the first Tomb Raider movie okay?
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I never played the games, so I dunno if my opinion on this counts, but it was fucking boring. Not even Jolie's blue rack made me wanna sit through more than a half an hour of it.
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The games were........ good. But they were always possesed by a ridiculous storyline.
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The first movie had some cool parts, and I'm not referring to the falsies in this case.
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God damn it, episode three is gonna be awesome.
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It better be.
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Nice. After taking a look at that, I'm actually anticipating the release. Somewhat.
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Windu pwns.
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Windu pwns.
What pissed me off was there was this game St*r WarzzZZ: Galactic Battlegrounds, and they had this game type on their multiplayer/skirmish thing called 'Kill the commander' or some such shit. And Mace Windu was the Galactic Republic's commander and he could do NOTHING AT ALL. He had no attack, barely any armor, it was total fucking bullshit.
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That game blew anyway.
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He couldn't do anything?
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Apparently so.
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What about being bald? I'm certain he did that.
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Only in a patch they later released.
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God, it's like Teal'c in SG-1. The bastard has hair now, even though he looks alot better bald.
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We'll go once. It's polite to show up for the funeral.
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It won't be if he makes sequels. "I wrote these back with 'A New Hope', hyuck!"
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hater.
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I've heard he's given Genndy Tartakovsky the go ahead to write, direct, and star in Episodes VII through IX.
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or Kevin Smith will be writing/producing the St*r WarzzZZ tv show starring Mark Hamill.
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I've heard he's given Genndy Tartakovsky the go ahead to write, direct, and star in Episodes VII through IX.
That would be odd.
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Actually I heard Kevin Smith on the TV shows, and Luke will show up.
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hater.
Damn straight. Fuck Lucas and fuck Gennnedey Tartarsausowskisadjsl;ah!!111
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He fucked up the animation, horribly. Yoda looked like something that came outta my ass >.<
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It's because he did. Congratulations, you're a mother.
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So much for the buttfuck method of birth control. :blink:
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thanks GOD i havent eaten yet :joe:
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*huggles Poo Yoda*
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thanks GOD i havent eaten yet :joe:
YOU haven't been ass fucked? You're kidding me?
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EWWW OF COURSE NOTTTTT
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It doesn't seem so bad to me, as long as the guy has a good wash afterwards. I've not experienced it either, but it doesn't gross me out. The thing you need to realize is because of the pressure coming from a different area, your sexual organs will likely feel pleasure in a way it's never felt before, just because it's your ass doesn't mean it will just hurt or even hurt at all.
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thats a one way road, son!
its nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :joe:
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one way road? Are you saying one would be stuck in the butt forever?
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I'm actually against ass fucking, may sound strange coming from a guy, but something about it completely turns me off. Then again, lesbians are actually one of my turn-offs too, so I'm not completely average.
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Allegedly, some guy answered a question on the Newlywed Game regarding the strangest place the couple had ever "made whoopee", as they delicately called it for the 1970's daytime audiences with, "Had to be in the butt, Bob!"
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Saw that.
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I'm actually against ass fucking, may sound strange coming from a guy, but something about it completely turns me off. Then again, lesbians are actually one of my turn-offs too, so I'm not completely average.
Fag.
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Whatever. If I said "I don't want to fuck anyone up the ass" in public, and you disagreed, how would that look? As for lesbians, I can't explain. Just a turn off for me.
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fag hater! Lesbians and anal sex ROCK!!!!
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Sure.
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Whatever. If I said "I don't want to fuck anyone up the ass" in public, and you disagreed, how would that look? As for lesbians, I can't explain. Just a turn off for me.
How is anal sex performed on girl bad?
o.O
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It just grosses me out.
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Sure.
women loving each other with their fingers and tongues is beautiful. People can't understand that don't deserve to be American.
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Sure.
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Sure.
women loving each other with their fingers and tongues is beautiful. People can't understand that don't deserve to be American.
thanks god im not american then!
anal sex is fucking disgusting and nasty. period.
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Ever try it?
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fuck NO
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Then don't knock it.
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thats exactly what Samantha said in sex and the city
someone has been doing his homework!
and fuck no. not evne if i got paid 1000000000000000000000000000 dollars. its disgusting.
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thats exactly what Samantha said in sex and the city
someone has been doing his homework!
and fuck no. not evne if i got paid 1000000000000000000000000000 dollars. its disgusting.
She invented Don't knock it till you tried it? And does she like it?
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she doesnt say it. she only talked about it like twice ot thrice
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Sure.
women loving each other with their fingers and tongues is beautiful. People can't understand that don't deserve to be American.
Aren't most REAL lesbians like manly looking and fat? My sister's a lesbo and that's what all her friends and all her lovers looked like.
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Word to that one. No matter how good they look though, it's still a turn off for me.
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maybe thats why they are lesbians :lol: (i mean, cause they are fat)
but maybe those are the dykes ones.
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Not all lesbians are fat and ugly. That's like saying all foriegn people are hairy. Sure, there are alot who are... but some shave!
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And the rest are bony and square-jawed...
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Portia De Rossi is Boney and Square Jawed?
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Give it time.
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I don't think it matters to most lesbians whether or not they turn a man on.
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they don't aact like that in my pr0n movies.
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Those aren't real lesbians. Those are actresses playing lesbians or lesbian actresses or lesbian exhibitionists or carpet muppets, all of which are different from real lesbians.
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As for lesbians, I can't explain. Just a turn off for me.
Doesn't work for every guy - Eddie's the same way. Does nothing for him.
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Those aren't real lesbians. Those are actresses playing lesbians or lesbian actresses or lesbian exhibitionists or carpet muppets, all of which are different from real lesbians.
Jenna Jameson seems like a lesbo to me.
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As for lesbians, I can't explain. Just a turn off for me.
Doesn't work for every guy - Eddie's the same way. Does nothing for him.
Poor bastard, Im sure he could get a threesome...
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I dont' consider lesbians a turn-ff, just not something that I seek out, or prefer.
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Heh.
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I am against having threesomes with lesbians.
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Not all lesbians are fat and ugly. That's like saying all foriegn people are hairy. Sure, there are alot who are... but some shave!
ive seen many lesbians that are cute
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Not all lesbians are fat and ugly. That's like saying all foriegn people are hairy. Sure, there are alot who are... but some shave!
ive seen many lesbians that are cute
Damn right. The one on Queer Eye for the straight girl is hot, if only that show was as good as the guy one.
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Honey! I love Honey! I don't think it's so much that the gay guys are lacking, these girl makeovers are just boring. They need to find girls in more dire need. Like a chick with moths living in her hair or something...
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Honey! I love Honey! I don't think it's so much that the gay guys are lacking, these girl makeovers are just boring. They need to find girls in more dire need. Like a chick with moths living in her hair or something...
I think celebrity Fit Club is what that should should reach to be. Daniel Baldwin is fucking creepy, and Mia Tyler is a bitch. Liv has a better personality (aren't fat chicks supposed to have good personalities?), and goes both ways.
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Are you kidding? There's tons of mean fat chicks.
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WORD to that!
theres this fat girl in my university called Chantal(name for fat girl too) and she HATES ME cause the guy she used to like, liked me. She didnt even know me, geez
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Well now my view on fat chicks has totally changed.
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already damn time!
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WORD to that!
theres this fat girl in my university called Chantal(name for fat girl too) and she HATES ME cause the guy she used to like, liked me. She didnt even know me, geez
And your slim and look good in a mini-skirt.
There's this really huge girl (like 300 pounds or so) that comes in here and I'll be damned she is always wearing mini-skits. The nastiest thing I have ever seen. :joe:
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Are you kidding? There's tons of mean fat chicks.
I've worked with tons of them in my life. (Haha, that works as a pun too!)
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HAHAHA! I didn't catch that at all. I really didn't mean it as a pun when I said it, but looking back at it... HAHAHA!
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Heh, sometimes the funniest sayings are unintentional.
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WORD to that!
theres this fat girl in my university called Chantal(name for fat girl too) and she HATES ME cause the guy she used to like, liked me. She didnt even know me, geez
Well, it's your fault for beiing fucking gorgeous.
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aww thanks Megs, I love you
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You can wear midriff shirts like Zero cna wear a monocle. Well, almost as well.
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If you salivate anymore you're gonna fuckin' drown us all.
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Well. Make it so that I'm reacting this way to picture of YOU... and then you'll be signifigantly less annoyed. :)
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Damn Faye! Work that skirt, girl! Work it!
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You can wear midriff shirts like Zero cna wear a monocle. Well, almost as well.
whats midriff shirts?
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That tube you're wearing right there, it exposes your midriff. Your tummy muscles.
Mroowr.
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:lol: :lol: I see I see, yeah i have a nice hard belly.
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:lol: :lol: I see I see, yeah i have a nice hard belly.
Bi-atch! :angry:
:P Don't mind me I am just jealous! **Dances with the Green-eyed monster**
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:lol: :lol: I see I see, yeah i have a nice hard belly.
Bi-atch! :angry:
:P Don't mind me I am just jealous! **Dances with the Green-eyed monster**
Do some pilates. They work wonderfully. *has the DVDs*
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haha I knew tom was gay
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Working on my core makes me gay? Then I am as gay as a fox.
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pilates is for girls and gays.
you want a nice body, go to the gym like a man!
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I have a gym in my house. I feel superior to Tom.
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everyone is superior than tom
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Good point.
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This one gay guy asked me if I did pilates. :huh:
I usually just gorge on food all day then go to sleep, the next morning my tummy is flat again, im starting to think there parasites in there eating all my food.
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pilates is for girls and gays.
you want a nice body, go to the gym like a man!
Send me money so I can :(
My frickin parents have a mini gym up north, but Im stuck down here in florida. Bitches.
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You could always take advantage of those 30-day trials.
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or just start to have lots of sex with your gf.
(and dont try to say you do, cause if u did u wouldnt need to do "pilates")
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Faye served Tom!
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yay!!!
and start getting used to that, tom!
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or just start to have lots of sex with your gf.
(and dont try to say you do, cause if u did u wouldnt need to do "pilates")
An hour of sex burns 250 calories. o.o;
I run too, if that makes any difference. And buy me condoms, since you want me to be jizzin all over the place.
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This one gay guy asked me if I did pilates. :huh:
I usually just gorge on food all day then go to sleep, the next morning my tummy is flat again, im starting to think there parasites in there eating all my food.
That's what I need. A tapeworm!
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or just start to have lots of sex with your gf.
(and dont try to say you do, cause if u did u wouldnt need to do "pilates")
An hour of sex burns 250 calories. o.o;
I run too, if that makes any difference. And buy me condoms, since you want me to be jizzin all over the place.
i wouldn't give you condoms, i would just castrate you. do you want me to do that?
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or just start to have lots of sex with your gf.
(and dont try to say you do, cause if u did u wouldnt need to do "pilates")
An hour of sex burns 250 calories. o.o;
I run too, if that makes any difference. And buy me condoms, since you want me to be jizzin all over the place.
i wouldn't give you condoms, i would just castrate you. do you want me to do that?
THEN HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX!?
Actually I'd like a vasectomy. Just not now. Im willing to go through with it because nigga, I loooooooove sex.
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I've actually considered one for a loooonnnnggggg time. I hate kids.
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That's funny. I hate people with generic ethnicity.
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Quiet whitey.
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This one gay guy asked me if I did pilates. :huh:
I usually just gorge on food all day then go to sleep, the next morning my tummy is flat again, im starting to think there parasites in there eating all my food.
That's what I need. A tapeworm!
I second the tape worm. It is my fault because I don't work at it. My exercise consist of just walking or dancing like a freak in my room. I use to be gym freak back in my thin college days.
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THEN HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX!?
Creatively! :lol:
They need to offer free vasectomies for men. Like with the purchase of a large coke.
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I'd be happy to accept a free vasectomy with the purhcase of a small coke, but large is pushing.
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Is not.
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Back on topic. The new trailer rocks ass PERIOD.
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The new trailer for the new Cube Zelda? Word, son! I mean dad. Whatever...
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that rocks ass too.
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Hey, don't forget the new animated Clone Wars episodes on March 21st...
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Hopefully they're edited seamlessly togather on the DVD...
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The old ones? I can't see why they wouldn't be.
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When CN aired them togather, they included all of the bumps. That totally fucked with the pacing. I wish they'd have just done it as a movie, rather than a micro-series.
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Like I said, I can't see them doing that. It'd be ridiculous. Dert-diculous, even.
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And believe me, I know diculous.
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Hey! Get back off topic!