The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 09:58:45 PM
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Get a chatroom!
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Why? Some of the people here IM, just IM with them.
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chat rooms are way cooler.
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:blocks Fiero:
haha jk :P
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No one will give me there IM, and it's better when there's 20 people in one room. Ya know, so you can't follow any conversations and most of the people are PMing you to have cybersex.
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Those are two of the reasons I don't like chats. I used to chat all the time and I found I don't like doing things in realtime most of the time. I think we could chat sometime but I need a new IM program of some kind. Merla has AIM but screw an AIM, I don't want to deal with it. My Yahoo thingy has a chat there, so I actually do have a chat room.
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I'm fucking on YIM, RSIxidor, friendly lass.
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we need to resurrect the Saturday night chats.
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saturday NIGHT?? why not a week night, not including friday of course
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Because people work during the week.
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It's not going to be held off just so you can get shitfaced, Faye.
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yeah shut the fuck up.
Because people work during the week.
b-but people go out on weekends' nights
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Owwie.
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in your case, would that be to get totally trashed?
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not only that, to have fun, to be with friends and to have a social life
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s-social.... life? :huh:
hee hee
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What? You mean I can communicate with other people face to face?
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Like? With pictures? Or a webcam?
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truely there's no other way to do it
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It? Is that like cybersex?
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yes. that "it" is
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Nothing like a good Happy Hour on DVD with bartender commentary.
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Chatrooms are only good if you schedule chat sessions. However we'd need something with voice chat so I can do more Max Con impersonations. :lol:
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You're a dirty liar!
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max, why don't you do an impression of yourself for all of us?
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I don't feel like feeling around the back of my computer for a headphone jack.
Plus, nothing to enc0de it with.
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don't you have sound recorder. i mean it is shitty...but it's everywhere.
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"M~y name is Max Cahn and I liike griits..."
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"M~y name is Max Cahn and I liike griits..."
"When a guy rubs my urethra I have epiliptic fits"
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Ew! :lol:
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It really works, you should try it.
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is this something learned from experience?
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Yes. I've had some sexual contact. Just not intercourse.
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Fisting?
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Ah, no. Just general 'foreplay' kind of stuff, oral, 69, fingers, other objects of a phallus nature (in them, not in me), etc.
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Oral is great, esp. on long car trips. Gets me out of having to drive every time. :lol:
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That works? Maybe I should get a boyfriend...
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Bernie always was the coolest one here.
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Aw, that's sweet, Max. :) Or the most devious, although Eddie hasn't complained so far.
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Oral is great, esp. on long car trips. Gets me out of having to drive every time. :lol:
WORD! :lol:
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Ah, no. Just general 'foreplay' kind of stuff, oral, 69, fingers, other objects of a phallus nature (in them, not in me), etc.
you do 69 and yet you dont fuck??i dont know how u can dooo it:'(
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Well their junk isnt touching if one of them is upsidedown.
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i knooow, but still, i would be like wtf wheres the grand finaleeee
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i knooow, but still, i would be like wtf wheres the grand finaleeee
She almost always gets off, often twice. My grand finale comes with the load on her face.
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And no nine-month time bombs! :blink:
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And no nine-month time bombs! :blink:
yeah, those are always a load of fun
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It's funny cuz he said 'load.'
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What? You mean I can communicate with other people face to face?
Hell, as long as it's yours, shit yeah.
Ha ha ha ha. Load.
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Load where?
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Ha ha HAW!!! You said it too!
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FTW??
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You're pretty, is what I was saying. I thought that was quite clear.
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You be nice to her, sir.
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.... <_< I was.
She's attractive. I was merely making it a point.
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I thought Megs gave Chelsey quite the compliment! :)
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Chelsey is cute. The hair was killer, but I bet it doesn't look like that now.
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She's emphasizing her feminine mystique now. Very noir. B)
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He wasn't nice enough. Next time, make it better.
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Shut up.
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You be nice to her, sir.
Was I the only one that read that in an old Southern gentleman voice? :D
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Are you drunk?
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You be nice to her, sir.
Was I the only one that read that in an old Southern gentleman voice? :D
Well, originally. Thnak you for enhancing that post!
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Now all of Fiero's posts sound like Foghorn Leghorn in my head. :lol:
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I'm suave and de-ba-nair.
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Can I be the constantly tortured dog?
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Here, Fiero, I'll respond for you:
http://www.darthnuriko.com/sites/misc/foghorn2.wav (http://www.darthnuriko.com/sites/misc/foghorn2.wav)
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RACIST!!! FOGHORN LEGHORN REPRESENTS A BACKWARDS ESTABLISHMENT!!!
>.<
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You mean KFC? :D
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Please don't associate me with the company Pamela Anderson so wants to boycott.
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Why? What does she have against claws and beaks? Does she know if she wants to do a proper boycott, she'll have to boycott LJS, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and A&W? She should also boycott people who are involved with the company, like Tom Joyner and Dale Earn-whatshisname Jr. who have their own meals with LJS. And her boycott mascot should totally be Stripperella.
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I love Taco Bell.
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PETA is insane. Do you know that they are lobbying to prohibit the ownership of pets?
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But then what will be in my tacos?
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Babies, they have no problem killing babies.
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Only the little shits who torture animals. :angry:
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How is owning a pet, torture..?
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Have you never met little boys sticking bottle rockets up a dogs ass? Or little evil girls tying cats tails together so they'll never be apart?
Fuck mandy, there's some fucked up shit out there.
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Too true. I mentioned this already in the pet thread, but our Rat Terrier Killian had two front claws torn out by a piece of shit kid. When we first saw him, he weighed a little over 3 lbs. ( at 9 wks. old!) from loss of blood & shock, had his foot bandaged & was a mass of scabs from being drop-kicked down a flight of stairs. If ratters weren't such tough little dogs, he wouldn't have made it.
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PETA is insane. Do you know that they are lobbying to prohibit the ownership of pets?
PETA was trying to make the govt approve some stupid law about not fishing. thats so STUUUUUPID
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Fish have feelings. When you put a hook in a creatures mouth, it FUCKING HURTS THEM.
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plain and simple, if they dont want to be fried then they better not bite my hook.
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As long as you're using them for food I don't mind. I actually don't mind any animal being used for food, as long as they're not being tortured in some way between, and that their death is as humane as possible. This being America, there's no such thing as a humane death, so I'm caught at an im passe.
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Fish have feelings. When you put a hook in a creatures mouth, it FUCKING HURTS THEM.
animals dont have feelings. they only have instincts.
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Faye, shut up. Animals have emotions just as humans do. Yes, they have instincts, but they grieve and are happy just like everything else. If you separate a kitten from the mother cat, it is worried and looks for it just like a mother human would. If you have two pets and one dies, the survivor will grieve for its lost friend. If you take good care of them, a pet will be happy when you come home and sad when you're away. You're saying you want a $3000 dog? Don't waste your money, if you have an attitude like that.
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Animals FEEL PHYSICAL PAIN, Faye. Every zoology book ever written will bear that fact out, disgusting as it is to realize that some need actual proof of such.
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Faye, shut up. Animals have emotions just as humans do.
thats the biggest bullshit i've heard in days.
And Bernie, i was talking about emotions like happiness and sadness, not pain. they obviously can feel that.
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My apologies - the juxtaposition of your comment with Fiero's previous statement on pain perception inferred otherwise.
As for the emotional aspect - a few books on the subject:
Minding Animals: Awareness, Emotions, and Heart
by Jane Goodall
The Smile of a Dolphin : Remarkable Accounts of Animal Emotions
by Marc Bekoff (Editor), Stephen Jay Gould
The Cognitive Animal: Empirical and Theoretical Perspectives on Animal Cognition
by Marc Bekoff (Editor), Colin Allen (Editor), Gordon Burghardt (Editor)
When Elephants Weep: On the Emotional Lives of Animals
by Jeffrey M. Masson
Elephants Cry Too
by Florence L. Lambert
Sharing the World With Thinking Animals
by Dallas Glenn
And for the classics enthusiast-
Expression of Emotion in Man and Animals
By Charles Darwin
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yeah, i know there are eople that say they have emotions, but there are also the majority of people which think/knows they dont have one.
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As humans are also animals, I would tend to agree in some situations. A human child, for instance, is instinctually selfish, needy and generally deplorable with no concept of sympathy toward any species, especially its own. Unless trained, it will continue indefinitely with this behavior. Is this perhaps what you had in mind regarding instinct?
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i am not sure because that would also mean that if you teach an animal it could have feelings too. for what i've learned in my almost 2 years I had as a bio/pre med major is that feelings come along with the capacity of reasoning. being the human the only living being that has the capacity for this, it would then also mean it is the only living being with the capacity for "feelings".
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Faye, shut up.
^_^ Best quote ever!
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Thank you, thank you.
rea·son ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rzn)
n.
The basis or motive for an action, decision, or conviction. See Usage Note at because. See Usage Note at why.
A declaration made to explain or justify action, decision, or conviction: inquired about her reason for leaving.
An underlying fact or cause that provides logical sense for a premise or occurrence: There is reason to believe that the accused did not commit this crime.
The capacity for logical, rational, and analytic thought; intelligence.
Good judgment; sound sense.
A normal mental state; sanity: He has lost his reason.
Logic. A premise, usually the minor premise, of an argument.
Basically, by saying that non-human animals have no capacity for reasoning, you're saying that a rat cannot tell the difference between a piece of fruit and a pebble.
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oyu nwo wha,t im not gonna waste my time trying to explaining you, a 15 year old or somewhat like that, girl, what i learned in 2 years of bio/pre med knowledge. go and watch nickelodeon
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I'm not getting into this conversation again. Animals have feelings, at least in some capacity. I believe that 100% and I will die never ever being convinced otherwise. Human beings are not these insanely high, vastly superior creatures that so many of us think we are. Even stupid dinosaurs with their pea-brains ruled the earth once.
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oyu nwo wha,t im not gonna waste my time trying to explaining you, a 15 year old or somewhat like that, girl, what i learned in 2 years of bio/pre med knowledge. go and watch nickelodeon
That is the funniest post ever. Are you drunk? Not that I can tell or anything. :rolleyes:
Most of this is pretty much speculation, anyway. Yes, there is a whole shitload of scientific evidence showing that non-human animals have feelings, but we're only human. Unless you're a super-intelligent chimpanzee here to tell all of us that you have no emotions, anything anyone here can say on the subject is pure opinion. And I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but you don't need two years of bio/pre-med knowledge (which leans more towards humans anyway) to know how to form an opinion.
But I'm not gonna waste my time trying to tell some old drunk hag what I learned from 16 years of actually paying attention to things and not getting boozed up and picking up idiot frat guys. Go and watch bravo.
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I have something to say. Dogs and cats can learn reason. Even fish can learn reason.
Dogs know when somethings hot, it hurts, they won't touch that thing. Just like how if a certain person hurts them a lot, they don't act like a sweet little bundle of love with that person, they run from that person instead. Cats have similar actions.
Fish can be trained to swim and eventually jump through hoops, they REASON that if they swim through the hoop they'll eventually get food.
End.
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I wuff you, Fiero. :)
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I wuff you, Fiero. :)
That's cute cuz you made it sound like you're a dog.
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Animals have souls. Plants probably do too.
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Animals have souls. Plants probably do too.
Venus fly-traps are fucking cool.
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Plants grow more when sung too.
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yeah? excuuuuuse me for not being a freaking loser, habla.
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I'd rather be a loser with a working liver and a well-paying job than a popular chick looking for a liver donor by the time I'm 30 and mooching off my parents for the rest of my life.
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Mayb people who aren't donors shouldn't get donations.
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Yeah, you have a point there. It's only fair. I don't think Faye would want someone's hand-me-down organ anyway.
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You kidding? She'll be a washed out sex slave by thirty. Once the revolution happens, her dad will sell her to the Vietnamese faster than Bruce Jenner.
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I'd rather be a loser with a working liver and a well-paying job than a popular chick looking for a liver donor by the time I'm 30 and mooching off my parents for the rest of my life.
hey, GUESS WHOS GONNA HAVE A NICE LIFE???
thats right, ME.
and yeah, Nuri is right. No other organ except from my own in my body. except "that" one :P
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I'd rather be a loser with a working liver and a well-paying job than a popular chick looking for a liver donor by the time I'm 30 and mooching off my parents for the rest of my life.
hey, GUESS WHOS GONNA HAVE A NICE LIFE???
thats right, ME.
and yeah, Nuri is right. No other organ except from my own in my body. except "that" one :P
Um... having bottles shoved up your ass is nice?
The revolution is coming. Or the drug dealers. Whoever has a gun, really.
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eww nothing is getting in my ass, EVER!
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What about the South American Ass-worm of Southern Lima?
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non-existant.
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I've seen lots of videos of women get assfucked, they seem to be enjoying it. You should probally reconsider.
So, what about your liver? You know it's gonna fail when get in your fourties. Replacing or dying?
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Trust me Faye, you're gonna like it.
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*gets the ruler*
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I've seen lots of videos of women get assfucked, they seem to be enjoying it. You should probally reconsider.
So, what about your liver? You know it's gonna fail when get in your fourties. Replacing or dying?
i just said i dont want anyone losing their life cause of me nor a liver.
no WAY, i am never EVER gonna get assfucked, i dont know whats nastier, that or having sex while being on your period
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nobody said sex was clean.
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no WAY, i am never EVER gonna get assfucked, i dont know whats nastier, that or having sex while being on your period
And I am bewildered anew by your infatuation with gay men. :lol:
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I dun see why every porno has anal in it now. I miss lesbians that make out, and don't pull 36 inch dildos out, and the women who aren't staring at the camera during the whole scene.
Fucking pr0n >.<
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no WAY, i am never EVER gonna get assfucked, i dont know whats nastier, that or having sex while being on your period
And I am bewildered anew by your infatuation with gay men. :lol:
thats a good point, and i dont know how to explain it :D
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I dun see why every porno has anal in it now. I miss lesbians that make out, and don't pull 36 inch dildos out, and the women who aren't staring at the camera during the whole scene.
Fucking pr0n >.<
I fucking hate lesbians making out. I much prefer completely straight pr0n, or threesomes featuring at least one man. That way I can imagine myself in his shoes. Fuck a lesbian porno.
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threesomes are only good if theres two guys and a girl. EXCEPT if the girl take it up the ass X_X
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it's either the ass or the mouth. :huh: you know I just grossed myself out.
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you cant compare those 2!
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Every girl I've ever asked says double penetration is amazing.
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WHAT!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yo i have lots of girls and all of them are against getting it in the ass..
Fiero, maybe its a Dallas' thing:-/
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Maybe it's a prissy ritch girl thing. A good gang-raping should set them all straight.
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Jesus! How in the Sam Hill did we got from needed a chatroom to needed it up the @$$?!? :blink: :o :lol:
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Isn't it the same basic thing?
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:lol: Good point, Bitch!
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Do you ever have to ask how the original topic is lost in the mdst of everyone's pervertedness.
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Fingercuffs!
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Maybe it's a prissy ritch girl thing.
if its a rich girl thing, then i would have seen paris hilton taking it up the ass, but i didnt!(and i saw the entire video on sunday)
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I'm not going to push my luck by Googling "Phucking Heiress-Whore takes it up the ass" at work, but perhaps a member of our home audience might try.
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but i saw the entire video and she didnt take it up the ass, im 1000% sure
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If there's any documented case of such at another time, like an overheard quote, statement from other partner, etc., you should get a hit. Besides, consider all of the oral action on that tape. I doubt she's stupid enough to mix the two.
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I assumed Fiero meant that it was prissy rich girl thing to not take it up the ass.
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*rereads post*
By gum, you're right. Faye's defense of an admired role model completely threw me.
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I assumed Fiero meant that it was prissy rich girl thing to not take it up the ass.
:blink: i assumed that too!