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Title: Cooking with D
Post by: The D on Feb 25, 2005, 12:17:36 PM

Since my mother bitches that she cooks for me too much and I don't cook enough for her, and you guys swapped recipes like nuts a few months back, I was thinking you might have something cool yet easy to cook I can make.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: Bernie leaving for lunch on Feb 25, 2005, 12:27:14 PM

Since I haven't the foggiest idea of your skills/her likes, peruse this site:

Everyday Foods (http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=learn-cat&id=cat17924&edfParentCat=cat17924&subStyleType=recipes)

The majority of easy ones are probably in the pasta section.

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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 25, 2005, 02:01:09 PM

Like Bernie said Pasta is the best way to go. I recommend Fettuccine Alfredo

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Fettuccine Alfredo

1 pint heavy cream
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
Freshly cracked black pepper
Chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, for garnish

To prepare alfredo sauce: Heat heavy cream over low-medium heat in a deep saute pan. Add butter and whisk gently to melt. Sprinkle in cheese and stir to incorporate. Season with freshly cracked black pepper. In a large stockpot, cook pasta in plenty of boiling salted water for 3 minutes. Quickly drain the pasta and add it to the saute pan, gently toss the noodles to coat in the alfredo. Transfer pasta to a warm serving bowl. Top with more grated cheese and chopped parsley. Serve immediately

 

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 06:02:59 PM

Scrambled eggs with fried potato, toast, and bacon.

Hamburgers with french fries or mac and cheese and a salad.

Fish baked in the oven with rice and vegetables.

Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and green beans.

All easy shit.

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Post by: Fiero on Feb 25, 2005, 07:36:41 PM

Apples and oranges, hold the oranges.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: blanktoe on Feb 25, 2005, 08:32:38 PM

Hot or Not Hot

Rachael Ray
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/57561.jpg)

Giada De Laurentiis
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/Everyday_Italian.jpg)

Sandra Lee
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/sandra_lee_e.jpg)

Paula Deen
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/Paula_Deen1_e.jpg)

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 08:36:13 PM

Paula is mad hot, but I have to go with Rachael. Some of those FHM pics look like they glued her head on. Hopefully Maxim saves me with a future layout.

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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 09:00:15 PM

Rachael does look altered.  That second chick looks like she had too much plastic surgery.  It's scary.  The last two are cute, though Paula's the only one of the two I've watched.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 09:18:43 PM

That's a bad pic of Giada, she looks alot like Natalie portman, if Natalie had a huge Italian head. But then Giada weighs like 40 pounds, so it's more like she has no body.

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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 09:47:21 PM

Eh, Portman's not my type.

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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 25, 2005, 09:54:29 PM

This is the best picture of Giada I could find.
(http://www.thebige.com/upload/1giada250.jpg)

Rachael Ray is currently without a doubt the hottest chick on Food Network but Giada makes better food so she wins.

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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 25, 2005, 11:09:40 PM

Well, My family recipes are like firework recipes. We guard them with our lives and if someone gets them we hunt them down like frightened chickens and slaughter them like the insolent cows they are.

.....Fuck that. Too much effort. Let me go find my Grandma's Fried chicken recipe....

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2005, 05:32:44 PM

escargots with garlic sauce, yummm

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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 06:07:29 PM

I basically just cook stuff as I go and based on what I have.  For instance I have about 6 different ways for cooking chili.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 27, 2005, 07:55:36 PM

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escargots with garlic sauce, yummm

ewwwwwwwww. @.x;

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2005, 08:47:05 PM

omg gotta love them!! i had some the other day. they are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 27, 2005, 09:20:18 PM

ick no.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 09:36:17 PM

Yeah.

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 01, 2005, 01:11:18 PM

We have HUGE snails.  I pick them up and throw them in the asshole neighbor's flowers.

And nobody likes Nigella (http://www.nigella.com/)?  :huh:  

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2005, 02:19:16 PM

Nigella bites.  I used to love her but now she bores me.

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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 01, 2005, 02:23:14 PM

I forgot how hot Nigella was. I really need to get The Style Channel again. I miss watching The Look For Less and Nigella Bites.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 02:21:18 AM

Heee you-juh.  HEEEEEEEE YOU-JUH snails.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 02, 2005, 10:28:13 AM

Rachael Ray is still hotter.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: blanktoe on Mar 02, 2005, 04:48:59 PM

Nigella's got a bigger ass and she's a better chef. Nigella wins.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 02, 2005, 05:02:15 PM

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Nigella's got a bigger ass and she's a better chef. Nigella wins.

If she's so good, why isn't she on the Food Network? Bitches.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: blanktoe on Mar 02, 2005, 05:04:22 PM

because the Style channel got her first.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 02, 2005, 05:48:20 PM

Im not gonna trust a channel made by people who care about Phucking Heiress-Whore.

Plus, why the hell do you watch that Channel?

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2005, 06:22:32 PM

Food channel rocks with the Iron chef!
(<-- doesn't watch style channel)

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 08:01:23 PM

I watch Iron Chef from time-to-time.  Some of the dishes just look disgusting though.

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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 02, 2005, 08:20:43 PM

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Im not gonna trust a channel made by people who care about Phucking Heiress-Whore.

Plus, why the hell do you watch that Channel?

The channel is a parade of hot women. Why wouldn't I watch it.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 08:37:28 PM

You consider Paris "Pineapple" Heiress-Whore hot?  Huh.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 02, 2005, 08:37:39 PM

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Im not gonna trust a channel made by people who care about Phucking Heiress-Whore.

Plus, why the hell do you watch that Channel?

The channel is a parade of hot women. Why wouldn't I watch it.

Uh huh. I dunno, me thinks you watch it for the information.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 08:41:06 PM

He's gotta keep up with Kenan.

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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 02, 2005, 09:35:27 PM

that would make sense if I could get the channel on Direct Tv.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 10:11:04 PM

HA!

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 03, 2005, 10:08:38 AM

Nigella has pretty eyes and a lovely smile.




She also has great cans, but I'm not supposed to notice that.  :P  

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 03, 2005, 10:36:14 AM

Why not?

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 04, 2005, 01:33:35 AM

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Im not gonna trust a channel made by people who care about Phucking Heiress-Whore.

Plus, why the hell do you watch that Channel?

The channel is a parade of hot women. Why wouldn't I watch it.

Martha Stewart!

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Post by: Merla on Mar 04, 2005, 08:20:07 AM

I don't understand how Giada can be so thin with cooking all that fatty italian food.  She either must not eat what she cooks or she is a freak of nature.

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: blanktoe on Mar 04, 2005, 10:34:27 AM

I think it's genetic because her mother and aunt are pretty thin.

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Post by: Merla on Mar 04, 2005, 11:24:18 AM

I KNEW IT!  I KNEW IT!  SHE IS A FREAK OF NATURE, A FREAK I TELL YA.  **tries not to sound too jealous**

Title: Cooking with D
Post by: gwynn on Mar 04, 2005, 11:55:54 AM

My girlfriend is a chef, and yea she says its hard to not eat so much, shes vegan though so that helps.
I plan on helping to devour the food when I move in with her, my stomach is like a blackhole.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 04, 2005, 12:36:12 PM

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I think it's genetic because her mother and aunt are pretty thin.

And kinda hot.

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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 04, 2005, 03:39:47 PM

Her is mother definitely a M.I.L.F. !!

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 06, 2005, 07:02:27 PM

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My girlfriend is a chef, and yea she says its hard to not eat so much, shes vegan though so that helps.
I plan on helping to devour the food when I move in with her, my stomach is like a blackhole.

 i used to be like that before.
now i eat like a motherfucker but only when I'm gonna get my period.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:25:52 AM

I don't really have any major appetite change.  I get hungrier because I get weaker.  Low iron and all.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:09:43 AM

That sucks.  I'm generally weaker after I have eaten--part of the reason I never do so well after lunch breaks at work.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 04:26:56 AM

And is this before or after your period?

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 08, 2005, 08:37:26 AM

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I don't really have any major appetite change.  I get hungrier because I get weaker.  Low iron and all.

no dude, PMS fuck me really good.
i get hungry as hell and my emotions explode
i.e: on saturday i was SOOOO drunk that i started crying for the Pope! THE POPE!!
(my friend was crying too, she was PMS=ing too hahah)

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 12:46:02 PM

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And is this before or after your period?

Far after.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:19:54 PM

Ew, the Pope.  Eh, whatever gets you going, I guess.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2005, 08:43:52 AM

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Ew, the Pope.  Eh, whatever gets you going, I guess.

noo u dont understand. we were sooo drunk+PMS-ing. somebody mentioned the Pope being sick, then the crying started  <_<  

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 09, 2005, 10:30:33 AM

Oh, crying about the Pope.  That's a relief.  :lol:  

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Post by: Faye Faye on Mar 09, 2005, 01:38:25 PM

:lol:  what were u thinkingggg

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Post by: Merla on Mar 09, 2005, 02:57:29 PM

We were thinking nasty things. Very nasty. Sexual in nature nasty.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 03:33:49 PM

You were thinking of the Pope's poop.

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Post by: Merla on Mar 09, 2005, 03:35:44 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Let's so not go there.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 03:36:31 PM

Okay, I won't talk about how they let him go like a horse and that's what the robe is hiding...

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 01:08:51 AM

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You were thinking of the Pope's poop.

Yo, not into chocolate easter eggs!

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Post by: Merla on Mar 10, 2005, 01:37:50 PM

WACK!  *smacks Nuri upside the head*

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 07:21:46 PM

What!  What!?  You trying to start something with me, bitch!  Don't make me take this outside!

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Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2005, 07:49:21 PM

You should eat his heart, Nuri, EAT HIS HEART.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 07:12:25 AM

HER heart.  And as a Vegetarian you shouldn't encourage me to do such a thing.

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Post by: Fiero on Mar 11, 2005, 07:51:58 AM

It's okay cuz she's human.  Don't you know humans don't count.

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Post by: Merla on Mar 11, 2005, 07:56:29 AM

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What!  What!?  You trying to start something with me, bitch!  Don't make me take this outside!

Looks like someone needs a Smackdown! :P  

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 08:20:03 AM

Don't look at me, Fiero called you teh man!

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Post by: Merla on Mar 11, 2005, 08:23:01 AM

Bloody hell!!! He did! He did!  How did I miss that?!?  I'm gonna give a major smackdown WWF style.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 09:36:39 PM

Enlist the aid of your boyfriends!

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 09:55:48 PM

*cues dueling banjos*