The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Sam on Feb 25, 2005, 12:26:37 AM

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Post by: Sam on Feb 25, 2005, 12:26:37 AM
Saw the relation thing mentioned in another thread, so I looked around and was surprised to see I still had this diagram, drawn long ago.

(http://edheldil.homestead.com/files/Sphere_family_tree.JPG)

It was up to date at the time, though there has, no doubt,  been more interbreeding by now.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 25, 2005, 12:32:33 AM
Jesus Fuck.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 25, 2005, 12:33:39 AM
Granted, it is partially rp characters.  But it's at least 75% actual message board posters  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 12:52:51 AM
And yet 2010/Zero managed to stay far, far away.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 01:18:57 AM
Sephiroth?  Ha ha.  Dude, I'm three different people on that tree.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 25, 2005, 01:20:48 AM
Kinky
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Post by: joe on Feb 25, 2005, 01:51:01 AM
Round, round, get around, joe gets around, yeah.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 05:04:45 AM
And you pulled out most of those times, according to the chart.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 25, 2005, 08:20:50 AM
i dont see my name there:'(
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 09:24:57 AM
That is a bad thing?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 25, 2005, 09:44:39 AM
Sam saves everything.  A lot of room in that shell of his.  B)  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 01:07:56 PM
If only he'd personally archived eZSphere.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 05:50:10 PM
I thought you said in the other thread most of it was trash anyway.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 06:09:46 PM
And that family tree isn't?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 06:16:01 PM
Hey, I wasn't thrilled about seeing that thing anymore than you were.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 06:17:11 PM
If only I had a floppy drive on my new computer, I'd be able to post the ancient Knurph-Ape Photoshops.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 06:23:27 PM
You'll have to settle for badass knurph instead.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 06:36:12 PM
BLAST FROM TEH PAST!
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Post by: Fiero on Feb 25, 2005, 07:33:45 PM
Those were the days . . . if only I'd been a part of them I'd talk about them.  Extend tree?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 25, 2005, 11:12:39 PM
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You'll have to settle for badass knurph instead.
Holy god. That's what he looked like? Jesus. I could've squashed him like a bug. I never realized how dorky/stick-like he was....He must've weighed like....60 pounds max, 40 of which was his head.....Damn.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 26, 2005, 01:46:45 AM
You NEVER saw the slew of pics he posted of himself?  Or all the '"Skinny-boy' Daniel Skinner"' comments?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 26, 2005, 10:12:34 AM
No.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 26, 2005, 11:54:41 PM
Well, you're stupid, then.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 01:26:46 AM
Ignorant.  He's ignorant.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2005, 02:33:29 AM
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You'll have to settle for badass knurph instead.
Holy god. That's what he looked like? Jesus. I could've squashed him like a bug. I never realized how dorky/stick-like he was....He must've weighed like....60 pounds max, 40 of which was his head.....Damn.
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I bet you feel kinda silly now.
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Post by: joe on Feb 27, 2005, 02:39:34 AM
knurph was insulting and offensive. He was also hilarious. God rest his soul.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 02:42:37 AM
And now he's super-imposed onto Subway's Jared...
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Post by: joe on Feb 27, 2005, 02:46:55 AM
Yeah, fancy that. You live, you die, you get your face slapped on to some fast food joint's spokesperson.
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 27, 2005, 03:01:43 AM
It really is quite sad how easily Knurph could be snapped in two.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2005, 03:30:15 AM
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knurph was insulting and offensive. He was also hilarious. God rest his soul.
I'll always have the laminated Dubya to remember him by.
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Post by: joe on Feb 27, 2005, 03:35:26 AM
I'll never forget the time I showed him Zac's penis.

He was fucking aghast.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 27, 2005, 03:53:47 AM
I doubt anybody would remember this but I once made a picture where I put knurph's face on Dr. Evil and a fist over mini me. The moral of the story is I have no idea why I did that nor why I didn't like him. I think it had something to do with Merla.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 27, 2005, 10:40:11 AM
Because that's the way to win Merla's heart.
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Post by: joe on Feb 27, 2005, 12:09:16 PM
Word. toe was all up in Merla's stuff back then.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2005, 10:55:53 PM
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I'll never forget the time I showed him Zac's penis.

He was fucking aghast.
HAHAHA!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 10:58:56 PM
The only thing I remember was that it was yellow.  Hope he got help...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2005, 10:59:50 PM
Rama always called it "car door dick".
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:00:47 PM
HA!  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:13:05 PM
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You'll have to settle for badass knurph instead.
Holy god. That's what he looked like? Jesus. I could've squashed him like a bug. I never realized how dorky/stick-like he was....He must've weighed like....60 pounds max, 40 of which was his head.....Damn.
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I bet you feel kinda silly now.
..Just a little.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:15:16 PM
I'll say.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:16:33 PM
Shaddap.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:18:01 PM
Never!   ...Unless my computer breaks...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2005, 11:18:30 PM
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Rama always called it "car door dick".
i wanna see itttt!!

why was it yellow?? :blink:  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:19:31 PM
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Rama always called it "car door dick".
i wanna see itttt!!

why was it yellow?? :blink:
Excessive Masturbation.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:20:54 PM
He was "crusing for a brusing"!...  *crickets*
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:24:01 PM
He left it out in the sun too long?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:25:35 PM
*more crickets*
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:26:15 PM
He thought yellow matched his underwear better than pink?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:27:12 PM
Wow, if he still posted here, I would deem him SERVED.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:28:03 PM
Yep. Totally Served.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 27, 2005, 11:40:45 PM
POST IT!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:41:57 PM
Shellspark probably saved it.

EDIT: Come to think of it, Merla probably did too...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 28, 2005, 12:09:08 AM
He crushed it in the scanner or somethin'...  And no, Merla doesn't have it.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2005, 12:10:34 AM
Yep, just plopped it in the old'e press.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 28, 2005, 08:14:55 AM
......Wow. That's....really fucked up I think....
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Post by: gwynn on Feb 28, 2005, 01:44:38 PM
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Saw the relation thing mentioned in another thread, so I looked around and was surprised to see I still had this diagram, drawn long ago.

(http://edheldil.homestead.com/files/Sphere_family_tree.JPG)

It was up to date at the time, though there has, no doubt,  been more interbreeding by now.
I believe I was in there somewhere at one point since i had a relationship with zelgadisslover....joe may remember,  bitch was my neice or something
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 01, 2005, 01:06:58 PM
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You'll have to settle for badass knurph instead.

Yikes!  The tribblehead picture!  :lol:

And a driveby post from gywnn!   This thread has it all!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2005, 02:20:17 PM
And nobody tell me he doesn't look like The Creepy Thin Man.
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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 01, 2005, 02:26:38 PM
How dare you taint the brilliance of Crispin Glover by associating him with that disgraciade!!
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Post by: joe on Mar 01, 2005, 02:52:07 PM
Haha! The "other" Crispin. What a fucking freak. :lol:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 03:39:44 PM
He actually looks alot more like DJ Qualls, the nerd from "Road Trip", "The Core" and that other shitty movie, "The New Guy".  He was in smorgasboard of shit movies, much like Knurph was in that of shitty posts.  Case in point:

Here. (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0215129/Ss/0215129/9?path=pgallery&path_key=Qualls,%20DJ)

 
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 01, 2005, 04:26:08 PM
:lol: !

Separated at birth indeed.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 04:49:54 PM
Not as freaky as my Chris Sabat to David Cross and Artie Lange to Brian Drummond comparisons.
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Post by: Sam on Mar 01, 2005, 11:50:11 PM
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You'll have to settle for badass knurph instead.

Yikes!  The tribblehead picture!  :lol:

And a driveby post from gywnn!   This thread has it all!
All thanks to me!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 02, 2005, 01:02:36 AM
Ha ha!  I forgot all about DJ Qualls.  I wouldn't even remember who he is if I hadn't read that issue of Stuff/FHM/Maxim/Some men's magazine that he came out in.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 04, 2005, 09:41:23 AM
Not that anybody cares but I am fujiko on that messed up family tree.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 04, 2005, 12:37:31 PM
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Not that anybody cares but I am fujiko on that messed up family tree.
HAHAHA!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 04, 2005, 05:08:59 PM
I second that laughter.  I doubt I'll ever revist my old persona.  He was too nice.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 05, 2005, 01:17:05 PM
You were in that St*r WarzzZZ shit?  :huh:  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 05, 2005, 04:39:19 PM
I wasn't part of that St*r WarzzZZ shit!  It was an ezboard account Nuri made for me a long time ago.  The character was suppose to be slutty.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 05, 2005, 07:57:04 PM
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You were in that St*r WarzzZZ shit?  :huh:
No.  I mean't I'll never revisit any of my personas ending in "2010".  I wouldn't have touched Rama's StaRPG with a twenty foot pole...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 05, 2005, 11:01:01 PM
When did all that shit start/end? Was it uh. Fun?  :huh:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 05, 2005, 11:10:43 PM
2000-early 2003.  No.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 12:11:30 AM
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When did all that shit start/end? Was it uh. Fun?  :huh:
What shit are you talking about?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:12:16 AM
TAhe RPG thi;ng fucker.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 12:13:14 AM
Well Handy answered you.  I couldn't tell if you meant the RP or some private shit between you two.  Fucker.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
:) Fuhuck you.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 12:16:11 AM
Accurrate!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:23:56 AM
Sliyeece!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 12:24:14 AM
If you meant MY involvement in it, it ended some months before Rama left.  The RP thing itself is probably still alive and kicking.  Overall, it wasn't a fun experience and I never should've done it, and if I had a time machine, I'd go back and tell Rama to fuck off when he proposed to me at Mayhem.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:28:29 AM
Crazy.  :unsure:  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 12:33:45 AM
It was retarded.  I wasn't an rper and it wasn't even an rp board.  One time I danced with Shwiggie in a Yahoo! chat and he got all mad and dis-re-spected.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:41:38 AM
:huh: Are you serious? What the fuck?

I sent you a big stupid PM.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 12:50:40 AM
It was little.  I could barely feel it.  And you'll have to give me a minute on that.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 12:51:49 AM
Haha, "Mad-Man-Matt" was always good for a larf.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 06, 2005, 12:53:12 AM
Matt? Elaborate further.
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Post by: joe on Mar 06, 2005, 01:19:50 AM
Matt is Rama. Rama is Matt.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 04:40:39 PM
"Mad-Man-Matt" was Rama's original monicker.
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Post by: gwynn on Mar 06, 2005, 06:02:18 PM
it coulda been worse, Mad Matt could have inpregmatised you, oh man.

Life is wonderful when you look on the bright side! :gwynn:
hehe i have my own smiley :gwynn:  :gwynn:  :gwynn:  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 07:44:57 PM
EWWWWWW!!  I can't believe you said that!  Bad gwynn!  Bad!!  :(
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 08:16:54 PM
You could be wielding one of Rama's "saber babies" right now...  That's how he rolls.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 08:50:06 PM
*cries*   :joe:  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 07, 2005, 03:33:12 PM
Oh no that is revolting.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 07, 2005, 03:41:23 PM
Is it?
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Post by: joe on Mar 07, 2005, 03:50:01 PM
Big time.

...saber babies. :lol:
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 07, 2005, 11:57:29 PM
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Is it?
Yes!  Very!!   :angry:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:13:25 AM
Hahahahaha!
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Post by: Sam on Mar 08, 2005, 10:08:59 PM
I'd like to get a second opinion
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:40:40 PM
DENIED.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 12:58:35 AM
ACCEPTED.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:23:03 AM
No, DENIED!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:42:42 AM
It's Shellspark, what harm can his opinion do?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:54:52 AM
But it wouldn't be his opinion, it would be someone else's opinion he solicited.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:09:34 AM
Muh nuh. I don't get it.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:11:18 AM
See how the turtle has seduced him with his wiles!  They are corrupt and devoid of objectivity!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:12:01 AM
Devoid of objectivity.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:14:10 AM
Damn, I thought I had editted that in time.  Whore.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:15:10 AM
You're the whore, you whore.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:16:20 AM
I'm not a whore.  I object!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:17:10 AM
Whorveruled.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:23:33 PM
Hahaha...Whore Island...
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Post by: Merla on Mar 09, 2005, 03:04:25 PM
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Hahaha...Whore Island...
HUH?? :blink:   Whore Island?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 03:30:05 PM
Anchorman.
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Post by: joe on Mar 09, 2005, 11:54:53 PM
Ferrell's lucky that steamer didn't sink his freshly blossomed movie career. Fucking horrible.

That said, I look forward to Bewitched!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 11:56:49 PM
I expected as much.
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Post by: joe on Mar 10, 2005, 12:06:14 AM
Buddy. Anchorman was a movie exploding with God-awful jokes. The few good ones that managed to sneak in don't make up for that.

Besides, the Bewitched comment was tongue-in-cheek. I know nothing about it other than the fact that it does indeed exist.

Elf was the Cream of the Crop.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 12:09:49 AM
I'll agree on Elf.
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Post by: joe on Mar 10, 2005, 12:12:01 AM
Fucking rights you will.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 12:15:21 AM
And I did.
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Post by: joe on Mar 10, 2005, 12:19:04 AM
And you will continue to do so, lest you be SERVED.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 10, 2005, 11:02:50 AM
Blockbuster Video gave all of its employees a free copy of Elf on Christmas.

We all got what we paid for.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 11:03:57 AM
Dick Dert.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 10, 2005, 11:06:23 AM
It was funny for thirty-five minutes and thenit just fucking stopped. It got so god damn Christmas-y and nonsensical.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 11:10:15 AM
Because it was a Christmas movie.  What did you want?  A very visual birth of a claymation Jesus?  A song to accompany that while a claymation donkey mopped up the clay placenta?  Is that what you wanted you ANIMAL?!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 10, 2005, 11:11:31 AM
:angry: :: eats babies ::
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 06:57:19 PM
Crikey, we got us a dingo on the loose.


Elf sounds like every "funny" movie I've seen.  Those things always lose steam at the end.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2005, 07:35:52 PM
Didn't that have Cristina Applegate, though?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 09:29:39 PM
No, Anchorman did.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 11, 2005, 02:05:03 AM
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Crikey, we got us a dingo on the loose.


Elf sounds like every "funny" movie I've seen.  Those things always lose steam at the end.
It gets all "family lesson" at the expense of plot, pace, and jokes all because there's only twenty minutes left.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 07:31:00 AM
Bah!  Damn families ruin everything.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 11, 2005, 08:11:09 AM
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No, Anchorman did.
Then who was the blonde in Elf in the shower?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 08:16:17 AM
A young St Nick.