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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Feb 24, 2005, 10:43:27 AM

Title: AHHHH!! NO MORE FUCKING NUMA NUMA!!!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 24, 2005, 10:43:27 AM
My co-worker has gotten than damn thing 8 times this morning and has to play it ALL THE WAY THROUGH, giggling like a loon the whole time.  :angry:  

It's pouring rain with blinding lightning.  I'm still going out at lunch to ESCAPE!!! :wacko:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 24, 2005, 10:44:56 AM
o.O?
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Post by: Bernie on Feb 24, 2005, 10:48:32 AM
Numa Numa Dance (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373)

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Post by: joe on Feb 24, 2005, 11:38:55 AM
I didn't think it was possible for me to love that song anymore than I already do, but that large fellow has stolen my heart all over again.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 24, 2005, 12:42:48 PM
I swear to God that guy looks like the third shift cook at work.

When I see him, I just want to start dancing around and sing.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 24, 2005, 12:45:15 PM
It was slightly amusing the first time.  Now we've hit ten and it's not even 1 PM.  <_<  
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Post by: Merla on Feb 24, 2005, 03:52:22 PM
For some reason I read Nuri Nuri Dance.  I figure it would be something like the twisty dance only more screwier.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 24, 2005, 05:32:02 PM
Oh good lord.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 24, 2005, 06:07:43 PM
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I didn't think it was possible for me to love that song anymore than I already do, but that large fellow has stolen my heart all over again.
Indeed.

EDIT: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6987134/ (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6987134/)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 24, 2005, 10:22:01 PM
Fuck that shit.  Ome Henk is where it's at.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2005, 10:53:23 PM
That song's catchy but I don't think that newgrounds thing is funny.  "Hey, an overweight guy is lipsyncing.  Do I fucking care?"  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 24, 2005, 11:04:17 PM
My sediments exactally.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 01:29:28 AM
I can look in a mirror, puff up my face and do the exact same thing.  Let's see him doing that while flying with his ass and juggling some dishes, then you can colour me impressed.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 25, 2005, 04:31:56 AM
The choreography is just awesome...

The part where he starts pumping his arms...

And when stops, he waves his hands and head around a bit before going into the "allo" part.

The parts where he strokes his neck and lifts his eyebrow are also good.

He should do a version with the entire song...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 05:03:46 AM
He was just acting fat.  There is nothing to be impressed with other than the photoshop of the pie-faced kid as Carl....
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 25, 2005, 05:30:44 AM
It's not even fucking catchy.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 25, 2005, 05:49:38 AM
*shakes head*
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 25, 2005, 09:52:16 AM
Fine, then.  Everyone with webcams do something stupid and get on CNN.  Make the Sphere proud!!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 09:59:02 AM
I still say the buger king guy was better.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 01:06:30 PM
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I still say the buger king guy was better.
I'll agree with that one.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 25, 2005, 04:21:04 PM
Maia hiiiii, maia huuuuu, maia haaaaa, maia ha ha[/i][/b]
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Post by: Bernie on Feb 25, 2005, 04:41:26 PM
*sings J-rap in Engrish like SOUL'd OUT*

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR HANDS, CRAP YOUR HANDS, CRAP YOUR HAAAANDDS!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 06:13:44 PM
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It's not even fucking catchy.
That song is catchy.  You take that back!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 06:20:28 PM
[Meatwad]He already done said it, boy.[/Meatwad]
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 26, 2005, 12:01:42 PM
And now, The sad tale of Gary Brolsma

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(Feb. 26) - There was a time when embarrassing talents were a purely private matter. If you could sing "The Star Spangled Banner" in the voice of Daffy Duck, no one but your friends and family would ever have to know.

But with the Internet, humiliation - like everything else - has now gone public. Upload a video of yourself playing flute with your nose or dancing in your underwear, and people from Toledo to Turkmenistan can watch.

Here, then, is the cautionary tale of Gary Brolsma, 19, amateur videographer and guy from New Jersey, who made the grave mistake of placing on the Internet a brief clip of himself dancing along to a Romanian pop song. Even in the bathroom mirror, Mr. Brolsma's performance could only be described as earnest but painful.

His story suggests that the quaint days when cultural trinkets, like celebrity sex tapes, were passed around like novels in Soviet Russia are over. It says a little something of the lightning speed at which fame is made these days.

To begin at the beginning:

Mr. Brolsma, a pudgy guy from Saddle Brook, made a video of himself this fall performing a lip-synced version of "Dragostea Din Tei," a Romanian pop tune, which roughly translates to "Love From the Linden Trees." He not only mouthed the words, he bounced along in what he called the "Numa Numa Dance" - an arm-flailing, eyebrow-cocked performance executed without ever once leaving the chair.

In December, the Web site newgrounds.com, a clearinghouse for online videos and animation, placed a link to Mr. Brolsma on its home page and, soon, there was a river of attention. "Good Morning America" came calling and he appeared. CNN and VH1 broadcast the clip. Parodists tried their own Numa Numa dances online. By yesterday, the Brolsma rendition of "Love From the Linden Trees" had attracted nearly two million hits on the original Web site alone.

It was just as Diane Sawyer said on her television program: "Who knows where this will lead?"

Nowhere, apparently. For, in Mr. Brolsma's case, the river became a flood.

He has now sought refuge from his fame in his family's small house on a gritty street in Saddle Brook. He has stopped taking phone calls from the news media, including The New York Times. He canceled an appearance on NBC's "Today." According to his relatives, he mopes around the house.

What's worse is that no one seems to understand.

"I said, 'Gary this is your one chance to be famous - embrace it,' " said Corey Dzielinski, who has known Mr. Brolsma since the fifth grade. Gary Brolsma is not the first guy to rocket out of anonymity on a starship of embarrassment. There was William Hung, the Hong Kong-born "American Idol" reject, who sang and danced so poorly he became a household name. There was Ghyslain Raza, the teenage Québécois, who taped himself in a mock light-saber duel and is now known as the St*r WarzzZZ Kid.

In July 2003, Mr. Raza's parents went so far as to sue four of his classmates, claiming they had placed the clip of him online without permission. "Ghyslain had to endure and still endures today, harassment and derision," according to the lawsuit, first reported in The Globe and Mail of Toronto.

Mr. Brolsma has no plans to sue, his family said - mainly because he would have to sue himself. In fact, they wish he would bask a little in his celebrity.

"I don't know what's wrong with him," his grandfather, Kalman Telkes, a Hungarian immigrant, said the other day while taking out the trash.

The question remains why two million people would want to watch a doughy guy in glasses wave his arms around online to a Romanian pop song.

"It definitely has to be something different," said Tom Fulp, president and Webmaster of newgrounds.com.

"It's really time and place."

"The Numa Numa dance," he said, sounding impressed. "You see it and you kind of impulsively have to send it to your friends."

There is no way to pinpoint the fancy of the Internet, but in an effort to gauge Mr. Brolsma's allure, the Numa Numa dance was shown to a classroom of eighth graders at Saddle Brook Middle School - the same middle school that he attended, in fact.

The students' reactions ranged from envious to unimpressed. "That's stupid," one of them said. "What else does he do?" a second asked. A third was a bit more generous: "I should make a video and become famous."

The teacher, Susan Sommer, remembered Mr. Brolsma. He was a quiet kid, she said, with a good sense of humor and a flair for technology.

   
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"Whenever there were computer problems, Gary and Corey would fix them for the school," she said.

His friends say Mr. Brolsma has always had a creative side. He used to make satirical Prozac commercials on cassette tapes, for instance. He used to publish a newspaper with print so small you couldn't read it with the naked eye.

"He was always very out there - he's always been ambitious," said Frank Gallo, a former classmate. "And he's a big guy, but he's never been ashamed."

Another friend, Randal Reiman, said: "I've heard a lot of people say it's not that impressive - it doesn't have talent. But I say, Who cares?"

These days, Mr. Brolsma shuttles between the house and his job at Staples, his family said. He is distraught, embarrassed. His grandmother, Margaret Telkes, quoted him as saying, just the other day, "I want this to end."

And yet the work lives on. Mr. Fulp, the Webmaster, continues to receive online homages to the Numa Numa dance. The most recent showed what seemed to be a class of computer students singing in Romanian and, in unison, waving their hands.

Mr. Reiman figures the larger world has finally caught on to Gary Brolsma.

"He's been entertaining us for years," he said, "so it's kind of like the rest of the world is realizing that Gary can make you smile."
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 26, 2005, 12:08:40 PM
Usually when you post a news article, you're supposed to provide a link to the source...
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 26, 2005, 04:28:56 PM
well I ddint this time. get over it

 
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 26, 2005, 04:47:34 PM
A link proves the authenticity of the article.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 26, 2005, 11:57:22 PM
Usually it's interesting, or worht someone's time.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 27, 2005, 12:40:59 AM
nope
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2005, 03:33:06 AM
That's what too much to read on some guy singing.
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Post by: joe on Feb 27, 2005, 03:39:58 AM
Hopefully his example will help all the little would-be celebrities out there to learn the difference between fame and infamy.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 06:22:19 PM
But who doesn't want more William Hung?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2005, 10:58:53 PM
Ah yes, I practically swooned when he hosted the FoxBox.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 10:59:36 PM
See, there you go.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:23:22 PM
She swooned, I heaved.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:26:31 PM
They need shirts that say "Wet for William".  They'd sell like HOTCAKES!!!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:27:30 PM
If by hotcakes you mean crap.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:32:53 PM
Crap sells.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:33:32 PM
Only as fertilizer.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:39:16 PM
Movie-games sell.  Think about that one.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2005, 12:46:54 AM
I saw a Hung CD for 14.99 at Sam Goody the other day.  If you ask me if was about 50 dollars too much.  Har har.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 01, 2005, 05:24:38 AM
Is he really retarded, or just foriegn?
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Post by: joe on Mar 01, 2005, 10:37:08 AM
Why can't he be both?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 01, 2005, 01:27:42 PM
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That's what too much to read on some guy singing.

In brief, the guy is all traumatized by the attention and will probably stick a gun in his mouth, and it's society's fault.  

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He has now sought refuge from his fame in his family's small house on a gritty street in Saddle Brook. He has stopped taking phone calls from the news media, including The New York Times. He canceled an appearance on NBC's "Today." According to his relatives, he mopes around the house.

So he puts a hugh jass vid of himself doing something weird online and gets freaked when people notice. Somebody call the waahmbulance.  :rolleyes:
 
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2005, 02:05:34 PM
Ah, I see.  Why doesn't he just bask in his fifteen minutes?  Jeez.  It's not like he's famous for being a pedo or an annoying heiress whore.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 03:45:46 PM
Or IS he?!  "Phucking Heiress-Whore is the Numa Numa Bitch!"
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 02, 2005, 01:07:42 AM
Blah.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 02, 2005, 02:17:42 AM
slrp slrp smack slrp slrp sk sk sk smlrp maiya slrp slrp sk sk smack hiiiiiiiiii maiya mhhgm slrp smack sk sk sk huuuuu-- Oh no the phone is ringing!!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 02:19:44 AM
Oh, that was fucking great, clap clap.   :rolleyes:  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 02, 2005, 04:14:44 AM
Wha... What the hell was that?  :lol:
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 02, 2005, 05:33:55 AM
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Oh, that was fucking great, clap clap.   :rolleyes:
So far I've typed out 2 fucking Porky Pig impressions and 1 Phucking Heiress-Whore  :rolleyes:

I'm on a roll baby  :rolleyes:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 08:51:09 AM
Well, find a different emoticon and you're all set.

Ass wrangler.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 02, 2005, 03:24:28 PM
Word to that.
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Post by: The D on Mar 03, 2005, 10:24:13 PM
I finally saw the stupid thing.

I can see why your coworker played it a zillion times.. the song is fucking addicting.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 03, 2005, 10:51:48 PM
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I finally saw the stupid thing.

I can see why your coworker played it a zillion times.. the song is fucking addicting.
So is the fat kid.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 03, 2005, 11:31:33 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222458 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222458)

New sensational flash video!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 04, 2005, 09:01:17 AM
I put the PotterPotterPotter loop on (thanks toe!) and went to another floor for about 10 minutes.  She got the message.  :P  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 04, 2005, 09:13:04 AM
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They need shirts that say "Wet for William".  They'd sell like HOTCAKES!!!
Maybe the chicks thought the shirt was talking about Prince William.  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2005, 01:11:58 AM
Or William H. Macy.  *pant**pant**pant*
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 05, 2005, 12:00:20 PM
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Or William H. Macy.  *pant**pant**pant*
His wife is kinda hot sometimes. She's like that chick on Sienfeld. Sometimes, smokin, sometimes, ew.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 05, 2005, 01:18:17 PM
Who's his wife?
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Post by: Merla on Mar 05, 2005, 04:36:30 PM
Felicia Huffman, from Desperate Housewives.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 05, 2005, 07:58:24 PM
You could set up an apartment complex inside one of his ears...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 01:00:50 AM
But the chicks still love them.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 07, 2005, 11:27:30 AM
Handles!  :lol:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 11:33:10 AM
For his tickly mustache!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 12:38:02 PM
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Handles!  :lol:
 :lol:  :lol:
i prefer grabbing the hair. thats one of the reasons I  love guys with long hair
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Post by: Merla on Mar 07, 2005, 02:59:17 PM
Poor bald dudes.  Don't stand a ghost of a chance hooking up with Faye.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 05:21:43 PM
definitely NOT. i like guys with long hair
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 08:52:29 PM
Garnier Fructis!!! Makes hair oh so tuggable, shiney, and it smells great. It's the shampoo of choice for showers!

^_^
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2005, 09:44:31 PM
i use herbal essences fruit fusions, it smells sooo yuuuuuuuummyy
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 07, 2005, 09:49:42 PM
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Garnier Fructis!!! Makes hair oh so tuggable, shiney, and it smells great. It's the shampoo of choice for showers!

^_^
I used my friend's Garnier shampoo and conditioner, and a huge chunk of my hair fell out.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 10:19:36 PM
O.o

*has been using it for almost a year, Kary too*

Plus Mathew Ayers also used it, who got me hooked onto it. He was a redneck with the most beautiful mullet ever, he had strawberry blonde curls!!!

But then he also was on Vicodan EX... So he probably was in candyland.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 07, 2005, 10:30:32 PM
I buy Head and Shoulders for the simple fact that it doesn't make me smell like a sissy.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 10:33:07 PM
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I buy Head and Shoulders for the simple fact that it doesn't make me smell like a sissy.
Too bad you look like one.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 07, 2005, 10:56:43 PM
That's not what your mom said last night.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 07, 2005, 11:22:56 PM
Before or after she pooped with the door open? She's a real catch there.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 07, 2005, 11:49:52 PM
Citre Shine.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 08, 2005, 01:48:20 PM
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definitely NOT. i like guys with long hair
I knew I was growing this shit out for a reason.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 02:54:34 PM
Yeah, so you dress up a Jedi when you're standing in line for Episode III.  Your life is a lie!
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Post by: Max Con on Mar 08, 2005, 03:01:25 PM
I've been growing my hair out for over 6 years.


Scruffy.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:13:03 PM
That reminds me, I'm due for a haircut.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 05:21:18 PM
I have a mullet going.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 05:46:56 PM
*cues dueling banjos*
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:31:16 PM
Togusa!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 11:47:45 PM
Damn right.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 12:46:07 AM
Do pigtails.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 12:59:47 AM
Or a rat-tail!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:23:52 AM
And call yourself Bo.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2005, 08:48:32 AM
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I knew I was growing this shit out for a reason.
how long is your hair now?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 11:35:09 AM
About an inch shy of shoulder-length. Not only have I never grown it out before, but I realized I love it when a girl just grabs my hair and pulls.  :D  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:14:41 PM
Hahaha....hippie.
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Post by: Faye Faye on Mar 09, 2005, 01:31:51 PM
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About an inch shy of shoulder-length. Not only have I never grown it out before, but I realized I love it when a girl just grabs my hair and pulls.  :D
YAY! thats the kinda man I like!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 01:01:00 AM
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Hahaha....hippie.
You mean bitch.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 10, 2005, 11:14:22 AM
Me and Jess slept together the night we met, and she was just slapping and bting and pulling me all over the place, and that was the event that mad eme formally decide I need to grow this shit out!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 11:14:42 AM
I'll allow that.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 10, 2005, 01:08:27 PM
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Me and Jess slept together the night we met, and she was just slapping and bting and pulling me all over the place, and that was the event that mad eme formally decide I need to grow this shit out!
THE NIGHT YOU MET?!?!?  DAMN!    :blink:    
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Post by: Zero at Work on Mar 10, 2005, 01:10:24 PM
He has those types of standards...  Also "I'll allow that" was in response to Nuri.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 10, 2005, 01:16:29 PM
I was just suprised.  Never heard of people hooking up after a one night stand.  I mean I have heard of it but I don't actually know anyone who has.  Not like I actually know MegatronYes.  Oh hell you get my drift.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 07:04:21 PM
Ha!  See!  She's nothing like me, Megan!  I don't let any person I just meet defile my sacred temple!  Grow it out like Jesus.  Do a beard, too.  Then wear your old army clothes, don't bathe, and pretend you're homeless.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2005, 07:54:15 PM
hehehe, temple.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 09:21:15 PM
Haha, I just got a haircut.  I got it cut pretty short too.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 11, 2005, 01:53:17 AM
She's the only one I'v eever done that with. We both quit edrunk, and she's very hot. I swear she actually said this to me while drunk
"You know you're not all that attractive. you're just good in bed! ha ha ha!"
" :huh: ............."
"I'm just KIDDING GHUH. You're such a dork."
"No you're not."
"Yeah, I'm not.  :lol: So what? *slap*"
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 07:29:19 AM
Dammit, pretend you're homeless.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2005, 10:12:43 AM
nooo the bum look is soo 90's
 
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 04:58:04 PM
He should.  "DERT NEEDS MONEY.  I WERE A VET!"
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 09:12:29 PM
Yeah, like that crazy guy who used to come in for free fish and would rant when we didn't give him anything.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 09:14:25 PM
HA!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 09:28:10 PM
"My girlfriend!  My girlfriend left me!  Women are all alike, you know.  Women are all like that.  I have a bee sting!  I'm hungry!  It itches.  A bee stung me.  See if I care.  The guy outside doesn't like me ilhfowhgprweighlkm/.,.."
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 11, 2005, 09:41:06 PM
Stop taking crack.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 12, 2005, 11:11:21 AM
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Yeah, like that crazy guy who used to come in for free fish and would rant when we didn't give him anything.
do they sell lobster at your work place???



pd:sorry, im hangover and hungry:(
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Post by: DarthFishyko on Mar 12, 2005, 10:12:39 PM
We have lobster stuffed crab cakes but it's probably all imitation.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:14:55 PM
Or grade-D meat.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 13, 2005, 09:48:42 AM
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We have lobster stuffed crab cakes but it's probably all imitation.
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how can you imitate lobster?? :joe:  
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 13, 2005, 10:15:45 AM
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We have lobster stuffed crab cakes but it's probably all imitation.
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how can you imitate lobster?? :joe:
With immitation meat.  I don't know what they use, but it's like with soy burgers, they taste exactly like burgers (the good ones) but aren't.  I can't remember if it's so people won't be allergic or if it's the cost of them, probally the cost.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 13, 2005, 10:31:08 AM
thats bad :blink:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 13, 2005, 03:25:09 PM
I think imitation crab and lobster are made from some kind of pike fish.  I had a friend who was a sushi chef--he told me once, but I've forgotten since I can't eat any seafood.  The smell of it literally makes me sick.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 13, 2005, 04:56:24 PM
It's an alaskan fish. What you normally get in sushi is imitation.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 13, 2005, 05:07:36 PM
Yeah, even more interesting than that, most suishi chefs in the state of Maryland are Bermese.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 13, 2005, 05:16:57 PM
God, I went to a shitty ass restaurant called 'Osaka' where the guy making it was Thai. My Mom's grilled scallops were frozen in the middle.

@.x

Oki in Providence remains the best sushi and Japanese food in Rhode Island. They are real Japanese, and love Iron Chef.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2005, 06:59:46 PM
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We have lobster stuffed crab cakes but it's probably all imitation.
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how can you imitate lobster?? :joe:
Like this.  "Hi.  I'm a lobster.  *pinch*"
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 13, 2005, 07:37:28 PM
I once ate at a Chinese buffet called something like Uncle John's Chinese Buffet. :chels:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 13, 2005, 08:15:59 PM
There's a Chinese Buffett parallel to my work, simply called: China Buffett.  Good shit.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2005, 08:41:51 PM
I once went to this Chinese buffet called "Ming Garden" or something.  Anyway, the food had this awful taste to it.  It boasted "no MSG", so I think it needed, like, some MSG.  Or a nice dash of Deet.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 13, 2005, 08:51:29 PM
Least you didn't have to worry about mosquitos.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 14, 2005, 07:51:35 AM
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I think imitation crab and lobster are made from some kind of pike fish.  I had a friend who was a sushi chef--he told me once, but I've forgotten since I can't eat any seafood.  The smell of it literally makes me sick.
Hey let's me, you, and Nuri go to Red Lobster.  It will be my treat.  Oooopps! Oh I forgot you can't eat seafood.  What a shame.  Looks like it is just me and Nuri then.   :lol:  
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Post by: Super Faye on Mar 14, 2005, 12:40:27 PM
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It's an alaskan fish. What you normally get in sushi is imitation.
NO WAY!

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Hey let's me, you, and Nuri go to Red Lobster. It will be my treat. Oooopps! Oh I forgot you can't eat seafood. What a shame. Looks like it is just me and Nuri then. 
i can go instead of him! :)  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 14, 2005, 12:49:56 PM
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It's an alaskan fish. What you normally get in sushi is imitation.
NO WAY!

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Hey let's me, you, and Nuri go to Red Lobster. It will be my treat. Oooopps! Oh I forgot you can't eat seafood. What a shame. Looks like it is just me and Nuri then. 
i can go instead of him! :)
Sure, Well in that case it's your treat.   :lol:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 14, 2005, 05:02:54 PM
noooooooo
yyyyyyyy
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 14, 2005, 06:49:25 PM
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I think imitation crab and lobster are made from some kind of pike fish.  I had a friend who was a sushi chef--he told me once, but I've forgotten since I can't eat any seafood.  The smell of it literally makes me sick.
Hey let's me, you, and Nuri go to Red Lobster.  It will be my treat.  Oooopps! Oh I forgot you can't eat seafood.  What a shame.  Looks like it is just me and Nuri then.   :lol:
Even if I could stand to eat seafood, I doubt I'd goto Red Lobster.  It's interesting to see people are remembering my personal details though.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 15, 2005, 01:26:00 AM
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I once went to this Chinese buffet called "Ming Garden" or something.  Anyway, the food had this awful taste to it.  It boasted "no MSG", so I think it needed, like, some MSG.  Or a nice dash of Deet.
So you wanted to put me into your food?




 :)  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 01:29:24 AM
WHAT?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 15, 2005, 01:30:07 AM
Quiet, you.
This is none of your concern.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 01:38:41 AM
Yes it is.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 15, 2005, 01:46:03 AM
Say nothing more of this.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 01:50:48 AM
YES IT IS.
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Post by: joe on Mar 15, 2005, 01:54:05 AM
Shouldn't you two be duking it out on Live? Whatever happened to that?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 01:57:06 AM
He stopped signing on... Probably sore from all the rapings.
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Post by: joe on Mar 15, 2005, 02:00:26 AM
Hahaha. Poor Dert.

...

Dirt poor. Haha. Piss poor. Piss poor at playing Halo 2. Piss in the dirt. Piss on Dert. Hahaha...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 15, 2005, 02:30:31 PM
I'm actually quite good.

WoW just started working agian is all.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2005, 10:02:55 PM
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So you wanted to put me into your food?
No, you're Dert.  Everyone knows joe is Deet.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 10:13:41 PM
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I'm actually quite good.

WoW just started working agian is all.
So in comparison, I'm fucking great.
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Post by: joe on Mar 16, 2005, 12:57:53 AM
Nuri thinks I'm "Deet"... :wub:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2005, 01:17:48 AM
Awwwwww...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 16, 2005, 11:14:46 AM
wtf?
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2005, 12:00:10 PM
Joe Deet?
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Post by: Merla on Mar 16, 2005, 12:51:47 PM
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So you wanted to put me into your food?
No, you're Dert.  Everyone knows joe is Deet.
So this means you want to put Joe into your food?!?  :blink:  
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2005, 12:53:24 PM
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So you wanted to put me into your food?
No, you're Dert.  Everyone knows joe is Deet.
So this means you want to put Joe into your food?!?  :blink:
That seems sexual.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 16, 2005, 12:54:41 PM
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So you wanted to put me into your food?
No, you're Dert.  Everyone knows joe is Deet.
So this means you want to put Joe into your food?!?  :blink:
That seems sexual.
Yeah my thoughts as well but I was trying to reframe from flat out saying so.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2005, 12:56:58 PM
You should put a girl in your avatar who doesn't look too slutty, so that I know you're a girl.  And all boys should put slutty girls in their avatars so we know there boys.  And Faye should keep hers, or put it on the frontpage.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 16, 2005, 01:00:52 PM
Awwwe!!!  But I love Kimbley-sama.   :(   Well I'll think about it.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2005, 01:11:33 PM
I prefer actually being my avatar.  Fuck Fiero's ideals.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 16, 2005, 10:09:03 PM
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So you wanted to put me into your food?
No, you're Dert.  Everyone knows joe is Deet.
So this means you want to put Joe into your food?!?  :blink:
Don't judge me!!


And don't "think about it".  Smack Fiero around with Kimbley's anime-wang!  Otherwise he'll never learn his place!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2005, 10:11:00 PM
But he'd probably enjoy it!
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2005, 10:46:02 PM
Damn skippy.  Wait, what?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2005, 10:48:50 PM
You can re-read the past five posts...
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Post by: Merla on Aug 19, 2005, 02:42:41 PM
Hahahahah I suck.  I finally saw Numa Numa.  That's only because this chick at work has been watching it over and over.  She tells me she is in love with that guy.  Hahhahahhaha.  :lol:  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2005, 12:28:32 AM
You should've said that she wanted to marry him.  Now you've ruined it.  You've ruined everything.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 21, 2005, 11:43:54 AM
YAY! ZOIDBERG ISN'T THE CENTER OF SHAME!
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 21, 2005, 06:28:11 PM
NECRO WTF?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2005, 12:29:23 AM
Necrotic feet!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 22, 2005, 12:39:45 PM
Eddie's band was called Necrotic Void.  They opened for Morbid Angel once.  :)  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 23, 2005, 10:36:43 AM
I swear I was listening to Numa Numa as I loaded the Sphere and encountered this revived thread.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 23, 2005, 11:38:32 AM
I wondered if Merla was bringing back the fine tradition of the Shipley Page Bump early since we don't have 13 pages yet.  
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Post by: Merla on Aug 23, 2005, 12:33:29 PM
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I wondered if Merla was bringing back the fine tradition of the Shipley Page Bump early since we don't have 13 pages yet.
Nope, I never even knew what it was prior to my co-worker watching it.  When I saw the subtitles I knew I had seen the words Numa Numa before.   Then I remembered there was a thread at Nuri's.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2005, 12:44:54 AM
The Merla 11th Page bump.... equaled only by the number of her toes.
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Post by: Merla on Aug 24, 2005, 08:15:51 AM
Quite Yous!!!   :angry:  Don't tell them my secert!  :lol:  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2005, 11:37:57 AM
It's a secret?
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 25, 2005, 11:58:52 AM
This popcorn sure isn't!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 25, 2005, 12:41:10 PM
It was never a secret to me. I can hear feet.
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 25, 2005, 01:46:36 PM
And I can smell yours, WASH YOU SMELLY BASTARD x.x
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 25, 2005, 02:01:19 PM
You're probably smelling your own feet.  Stop that.
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 25, 2005, 03:56:51 PM
Im not that flexible. Years of drinking has left me brittle.
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Post by: Bernie on Aug 25, 2005, 04:16:31 PM
I like to balance on my butt, put my arms through my legs and bring my feet up to my head.  :)  But only when they're clean.  Used feet in the hair - :nurinono:
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2005, 08:08:29 PM
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It was never a secret to me. I can hear feet.
Then you know I have duck flippers.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 29, 2005, 03:24:23 AM
Don't let the Olympic committee find out. They'll take your away your gold medal in the 100.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 29, 2005, 11:56:32 AM
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I like to balance on my butt, put my arms through my legs and bring my feet up to my head.  :)  But only when they're clean.  Used feet in the hair - :nurinono:
I can do that too.

Yet when I do it, it's not remotely sexy.  :(  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 29, 2005, 12:33:42 PM
Congratulate yourself! I think it's in the Kama Sutra.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 29, 2005, 12:35:55 PM
So are you.  :joe:  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 29, 2005, 12:39:32 PM
You get extra credit because the women are supposed to do most of the creative writhing about.  The men just arch a little and display their lordly lingam
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2005, 09:39:59 PM
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So are you.  :joe:
Like what, the diagrams have a picture of her face?  :lol:  
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Post by: The D on Aug 29, 2005, 09:57:34 PM
she probably wrote half the book.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 30, 2005, 08:45:53 AM
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she probably wrote half the book.

Jesus, I'm not that old!  :lol:  
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Post by: Rama on Aug 30, 2005, 03:01:09 PM
Yeah, the carbon dating puts her at least HALF that age.  
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Post by: Bernie on Aug 30, 2005, 03:09:18 PM
Yeah!  So stay away from that attic portrait!  :ph34r:  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2005, 10:53:14 PM
A-HA!  Hmmm, I wonder what it looks like....
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2005, 12:35:41 PM
Macaroni and glue.  I keep it in the freezer so the cats won't chew on it.  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2005, 12:09:34 AM
You just wait until they evolve opposable thumbs.... ooh, then you're in for it.
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 01, 2005, 08:30:49 AM
That won't happen, Jesus doesn't love them.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 01, 2005, 09:24:48 AM
Are you kidding me. Jesus loves the pussy!  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 01, 2005, 02:22:57 PM
Our damn cats don't need thumbs.  If I don't get up and feed them when they think it's time, they start pulling DVDs off the shelves.  :angry:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 01, 2005, 02:43:57 PM
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Yeah!  So stay away from that attic portrait!  :ph34r:
We need to start trying to make jokes that the other posters will get.  ;)  
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Post by: Bernie on Sep 01, 2005, 04:30:50 PM
Nuri got it, therefore I am content.  ^_^  I like to play small intimate venues.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 02, 2005, 09:12:23 AM
I got it, but only cause I saw that god awful League of Extrondinary Gentlemen movie. I’ve never actually read the book, but I should.  
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Post by: Merla on Sep 02, 2005, 09:16:05 AM
I actually liked that movie.  :(  
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Post by: Rama on Sep 02, 2005, 09:41:07 AM
Well It's one of those movies that if you read the book first and then go see the movie based on it, you think it sucks cause it's nothing like the book. But if you had just gone to the movie and never read the book you might have liked it.

That's how LXG was. I had read the Graphic Novel before I saw the movie, so I was pretty let down by the whole thing. I might have liked it had I not, but I guess  we'll never know.  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2005, 01:24:32 PM
I've seen LXG but not before I saw the black and white  "Picture of Dorian Gray" movie.  Just when you think nothing in it can surprise you, bam!  A young, hot Angela Lansbury.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 02, 2005, 01:28:23 PM
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I got it, but only cause I saw that god awful League of Extrondinary Gentlemen movie. I’ve never actually read the book, but I should.
oh god.....Stuart Townsend...hmmmm
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Post by: Rama on Sep 02, 2005, 03:35:11 PM
I actually like the guy...not as much as you clearly do, but I think he is a good actor and one of the saving graces of the "Queen of the Damned" movie. The other being the soundtrack.

I can't wait for Night Stalker on ABC, which as we all know is a remake of Kojak the Night Stalker the show that inspired the X-files.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 04, 2005, 11:05:15 PM
I didn't like the movie. But not because I've read the book. Oh no. Because I'm not a stupid bitch, you stupid bitches.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2005, 02:15:03 AM
Which movie?  LXG, Picture, or Damned?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 05, 2005, 03:16:44 AM
LXG
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 09:21:11 AM
I'll bet the book was full of just as many plot holes.  And I still wonder how the fuck you'd stear that 6-wheeled car...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 05, 2005, 01:56:09 PM
It wasn't possessed of any plot holes. It did have a lot of untranslated Chinese though.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 02:07:06 PM
Sure...

LXG Goofs. (http://www.moviemistakes.com/film3375)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2005, 09:44:54 PM
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It wasn't possessed of any plot holes. It did have a lot of untranslated Chinese though.
i know chinese

Damn I'm so intelligent!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 05, 2005, 11:29:08 PM
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Sure...

LXG Goofs. (http://www.moviemistakes.com/film3375)
We were talking about the book, ass ass.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 11:30:54 PM
You boob!  I was not informed!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 05, 2005, 11:32:08 PM
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I'll bet the book was full of just as many plot holes.  And I still wonder how the fuck you'd stear that 6-wheeled car...
Fuckiod.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 11:40:54 PM
You tell me how to stear a 6 wheeled car, when 4 of the wheels are in the front.  TELL ME!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2005, 12:55:42 AM
Where was that on the goofs page?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 06, 2005, 08:32:37 AM
It wasn't, which boggled me.  That was an observation I made on my own.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2005, 08:52:45 AM
Well it could work two different ways. The first is that the steering wheel only works 2 of the 4 wheels and they are two are basicly "slaved" to the first 2, so that when the first 2 move the other two move as well.

The 2nd is that through some custom gears all 4 wheels are on the steering colum and they all move unison.

It's not really impossible, but it's just really needless as it wouldn't really ADD anything to the performance of a car. In fact I think it might make turning sharp corners far more diffcult so you'd have to make wide arcs like big riggs do.
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Post by: The D on Sep 06, 2005, 09:57:46 PM
Cars with more than 4 wheels on the front were actually common during the dawn of the automobile, with cars with 6, 8, and 12 wheels.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 07, 2005, 12:04:41 AM
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It wasn't, which boggled me.  That was an observation I made on my own.
Gah!  Bitch!  And here I read every page looking for it.  And seeing as I noticed next to none of those, fuck, I'm really not very observant at all.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 07, 2005, 10:48:41 AM
I noted a few of them....

No breath in the exterior fortress, no blood on Dorian's sword, No cemetary in Venice (it's be hard to bury someone in a town that is basicly built on stilts), the stuntman in the bar fight, And the fact that the Nautilus proably couldn't get up the Thames submerged and wouldn't fit down the narrow canals of Venice. It's an awesome visual, but could never happen. Espeically since they played the Nautilus up as being so massive.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2005, 11:35:23 AM
im still drunk and i dont know what the hell you are talking about
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 08, 2005, 11:41:27 AM
omg me too. gasoline is now so much better than vodka.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2005, 12:02:35 PM
watch out! you dont want to pay the ""expensive"" price of 3 dollars per gallon!
 
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 08, 2005, 12:29:08 PM
omg no way, i siphon mine. i suck it from a hose and everything. but you should know about that. :lol:
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2005, 12:45:49 PM
no, not really
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 08, 2005, 02:46:08 PM
You sure?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 09, 2005, 11:30:26 AM
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And the fact that the Nautilus proably couldn't get up the Thames submerged and wouldn't fit down the narrow canals of Venice. It's an awesome visual, but could never happen. Espeically since they played the Nautilus up as being so massive.

Thank you!  That really distorted the "suspension of belief" envelope.

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you dont want to pay the ""expensive"" price of 3 dollars per gallon!

I distinctly remember my dad griping when it went up to 35 cents in 1972.  :lol:  



 
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 09, 2005, 11:52:23 AM
5.89?!

Wow.
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Post by: The D on Sep 09, 2005, 09:58:47 PM
Gas prices are skyrocking like the world's population.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2005, 08:10:49 PM
Time for the movie "Outbreak" to become a reality.  And since I'm best suited, I shall play the role of Cuba Gooding Jr.
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Post by: The D on Sep 10, 2005, 09:48:36 PM
Already happened. It's called West Nile, Avian Flu, and AIDS. Haven't you noticed those have popped up in the most populated parts of the world?
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 11, 2005, 12:28:40 AM
Avian Flu isn't as bad as anyone thinks, AIDs is highly preventable, and West Nile only kills kids, old people, and kids with AIDs.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 11, 2005, 10:15:00 PM
Yeah.  You can talk when we see some Ebola.