The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 03:36:26 PM
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And three of the parents' five kids are Kairon, Mikai, and Kaizaac. Another one is also Kai-something or other. What the fuck? Kaizaac? Is that even a name? It sounds like a medication. And wasn't Khyron a villain on Robotech?
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You must not have heard of a basketball player named Scientific Maps.
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Wha? I mean at least I've heard of Mikai, but those other two are working hard to out-ghey the other.
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Heh, I recently worked with a 6ft tall black guy named Arian White. I fucking kid you not.
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:lol:
I had a Jewish friend with the last name of Guderian; pronounced "good-Aryan".
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Those are neat names.
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I also had a co-worker named Jesus Lunpao. He was half Greek, half Phillipino. Everyone called him "Zeus" for short, so either way his name was blasphemus!
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My mother attended a taping of the Dr. Phil show this morning.
Apparently the guests of the show spoke with my mother - the daughter wants to email me.
oh gawd
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*pfffffffffft!* HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE MENTIONED ON DR. PHIL!
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No. After the taping, Dr. Phil had a Q&A segment where my mother asked and explained a few things.
The guests asked to talk to my mother. She gave them our home phone number and her e-mail, then their daughter asked if I'd talk to her through e-mail or on the phone or something.
oh gawd x2
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Whhhhhyyyyy?
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Yeah. I second this "why".
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Awwww! He has a little girlfriend! What was the show about? She's not like a teen-ho or something, is she?
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It was an OCD show. And, to top it off, this chick is a die-hard religious fanatic, so she blends them both. Like, she can't see or hear the word 6, or she'll flip out about 666, Satan and other crap.
She asked my mom if she could talk to me - since I have OCD as well. Not THAT bad, but god. She wants to talk to somebody who has similar problems but wasn't kidnapped and put in a facility by their parents.
I'm scared!
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this chick is a die-hard religious fanatic
Okay. Call me pessimistic, but I fear a clash unless all words are veeery carefully chosen. :huh:
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Max has to fuck her brains out to make the "6"s go away!
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I've had people's parents bring them in to talk to me at my place of work on many seperate occasions, as an example of how .."normal" a guy can be considering how I'm labeled on paper. This little kid named Aaronwho has a pretty bad case of Ausberger's syndrome talked to me for like thrity minutes about school and frineds and stuff, and his mother later told me that she's never seen anyone hold convrsation with him like that before. She tipped me a lot. it made me happy.
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Yeah, but when this chick talks to ol' Tap Tap, I'm going to lay a wager on how close to death she'll beat him.
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Yeah Khyron was the evil zentradie warlord from Robotech. Khyron is also the name of a pharmaceutical company, though I am not sure on the spelling.
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Chiron, I believe
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It was an OCD show. And, to top it off, this chick is a die-hard religious fanatic, so she blends them both. Like, she can't see or hear the word 6, or she'll flip out about 666, Satan and other crap.
She asked my mom if she could talk to me - since I have OCD as well. Not THAT bad, but god. She wants to talk to somebody who has similar problems but wasn't kidnapped and put in a facility by their parents.
I'm scared!
whats OCD?
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What Is OCD?
If you or someone you care about has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD), you may feel you are the only person facing the difficulties of this illness. But you are not alone. In the United States, 1 in 50 adults currently has OCD, and twice that many have had it at some point in their lives. Fortunately, very effective treatments for OCD are now available to help you regain a more satisfying life. Here are answers to the most commonly asked questions about OCD.
What Is Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?
Worries, doubts, superstitious beliefs all are common in everyday life. However, when they become so excessive such as hours of hand washing or make no sense at all such as driving around and around the block to chell that an accident didn't occur then a diagnosis of OCD is made. In OCD, it is as though the brain gets stuck on a particular thought or urge and just can't let go. People with OCD often say the symptoms feel like a case of mental hiccups that won't go away. OCD is a medical brain disorder that causes problems in information processing. It is not your fault or the result of a "weak" or unstable personality.
Before the arrival of modern medications and cognitive behavior therapy, OCD was generally thought to be untreatable. Most people with OCD continued to suffer, despite years of ineffective psychotherapy. Today, luckily, treatment can help most people with OCD. Although OCD is usually completely curable only in some individuals, most people achieve meaningful and long-term symptom relief with comprehensive treatment.
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Yeah, but when this chick talks to ol' Tap Tap, I'm going to lay a wager on how close to death she'll beat him.
Nah...
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LMAO @ toe. I'm two sentences through and I like "wait a minute, these aren't toe's own words".
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I've had people's parents bring them in to talk to me at my place of work on many seperate occasions, as an example of how .."normal" a guy can be considering how I'm labeled on paper. This little kid named Aaronwho has a pretty bad case of Ausberger's syndrome talked to me for like thrity minutes about school and frineds and stuff, and his mother later told me that she's never seen anyone hold convrsation with him like that before. She tipped me a lot. it made me happy.
And that was pretty cool of you. On top of that, you also got teh paid.
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LMAO @ toe. I'm two sentences through and I like "wait a minute, these aren't toe's own words".
Haha! His spoken words are the best though...
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I later cooked and ate the kid.
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*crickets*
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I forget what toe sounds like. All I remember is a southern drawl and the phrase "I'm a MAN"
Does anyone besides me still use Yahoo? We need to do the voice chat again
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I do. Though really, you all should invest in Xbox live.
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No broadband + no X-Box + no money = no X-Box Live, chump
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I only use the mail though I chell my group periodically to make sure it's not dead yet.
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No broadband + no X-Box + no money = no X-Box Live, chump
Boy are you behind the times...
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I was once diagnosed with OCD though I serously doubt I have it.
And I say Max tapes the conversations he has with this girl and then uploads a copy, if it's funny.
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:: moves D's cheese ::
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This calls for me to do my Maxcon voice...
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Yes it does.
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It never ends!
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Tomarrow!
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What Is OCD?
If you or someone you care about has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD), you may feel you are the only person facing the difficulties of this illness. But you are not alone. In the United States, 1 in 50 adults currently has OCD, and twice that many have had it at some point in their lives. Fortunately, very effective treatments for OCD are now available to help you regain a more satisfying life. Here are answers to the most commonly asked questions about OCD.
What Is Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?
Worries, doubts, superstitious beliefs all are common in everyday life. However, when they become so excessive such as hours of hand washing or make no sense at all such as driving around and around the block to chell that an accident didn't occur then a diagnosis of OCD is made. In OCD, it is as though the brain gets stuck on a particular thought or urge and just can't let go. People with OCD often say the symptoms feel like a case of mental hiccups that won't go away. OCD is a medical brain disorder that causes problems in information processing. It is not your fault or the result of a "weak" or unstable personality.
Before the arrival of modern medications and cognitive behavior therapy, OCD was generally thought to be untreatable. Most people with OCD continued to suffer, despite years of ineffective psychotherapy. Today, luckily, treatment can help most people with OCD. Although OCD is usually completely curable only in some individuals, most people achieve meaningful and long-term symptom relief with comprehensive treatment.
Toe, I thought you were only going to post the first paragraph of that.
That would have been hilarious.
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:lol:
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Toe, I thought you were only going to post the first paragraph of that.
That would have been hilarious.
That would be too much like right.
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Ha!
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And three of the parents' five kids are Kairon, Mikai, and Kaizaac. Another one is also Kai-something or other. What the fuck? Kaizaac? Is that even a name? It sounds like a medication. And wasn't Khyron a villain on Robotech?
what about dweezel and moon unit zappa? that's some pretty fucked up shit right there. i mean...who names their kid a noun? moon unit...
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I've seen a woman on C-Span named "Pepsi" once while I was flipping channels. aside from that, I've read about a woman who named her daughter "Placenta". However, the funniest name I've ever run across was probably "Arian White" which belonged to a former co-worker of mine, who happened to be 7 ft tall and black.
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Merla's been peppering conversations with Kaizaac (like "he needs his Kaizaac") at work and apparently no one's caught on.
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Nuri, get an Xbox and talk to us.
I'm tired of women who aren't funny. Entertain me soemhow.
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You get Halo playing womens on da seX-box? Are you sure they're not just high-pitched boys?
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Nah. Men don't drive the warthog THAT badly.
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I've seen a woman on C-Span named "Pepsi" once while I was flipping channels. aside from that, I've read about a woman who named her daughter "Placenta". However, the funniest name I've ever run across was probably "Arian White" which belonged to a former co-worker of mine, who happened to be 7 ft tall and black.
theres this doctor in peru, who became fucked up in the head after he went for a night into one of the most haunted places in peru. the thing is that he came out of there crazy and he named his first born daughter "Neurona H20" and her second daughter, "Neurona H202"
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Nah. Men don't drive the warthog THAT badly.
:lol: ha ha ha ha!!!
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theres this doctor in peru, who became fucked up in the head after he went for a night into one of the most haunted places in peru. the thing is that he came out of there crazy and he named his first born daughter "Neurona H20" and her second daughter, "Neurona H202"
Kinda like how George Foreman named all of his children varients of "George".
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No, that's called Vanity. Foreman was a dumbfuck, and still is. *owns a Cuisinart grill*
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The Ronco Showtime over blasts the shit out of Foreman's grill.
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God, I want one of those so bad...
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We have one at home. I was skeptical about it at first, but goddamn does everthing taste better in it. Rotisserie baby back ribs are probably my favorite.
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*whimpers*
I want the one that can do a full Turkey. I loooooooooooove Turkey.
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We only have the Showtime Jr. I have however done turkey breast in it, and that's pretty damn good.
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No, that's called Vanity. Foreman was a dumbfuck, and still is.
thats what happens whe you do some boxing for a long time! i mean look at poor Rocky! :(
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He was pretty much retarded in the final film. I hope people know what they're asking for in a sequel...
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I wanna see Timmy and Jimmy take on Rocky.
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They'd win. Anyone jumping to the current post, goto page 4 for the reference.
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i thought rocky VI was going to be about his son.
The only thing I know fo sho is that its gonna be filmed in Philly yo!!:-D:-D
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Yeah, it would kinda have to be about his son. I think his character would be much too brain-dead to coach anyone... Then again, they could make it some "really out-there" story about a group of scientists using the juice from shark's brains to repair brain-damage...and Samuel L. Jackson gets eaten by one of the sharks...and Rocky has to fight them. Haha...that would rule.
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:lol: Sam needs to be eaten by more sharks.
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THANK YOU. Wouldn't it be badass if in Episode 3, they have him totally kicking Anakin's ass, but then for NO APPARENT REASON, a shark in a spacesuit eats him?
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I would totally lift my ban on Episode 3 and pay to see that.
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I've never had a ban on Ep 3 to begin with. Hayden Christenson makes me laugh! His "I killed them all" speech was priceless.
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Meh, Hayden is an annoying weasel to me. My hiring a mongoose assassin would be too kind for him.
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They should have gotten one of the Hammil kids, or even George Lucas' son, Fatty Lucas.
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Fatty Lucas is already gonna be Madmartigan Jr. in Willow 2.
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Wow... I wonder if they find roles for Tony Cox and Verne Troyer as well.
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No and yes.
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Tony Cox was an Ewok, he deserves to be the token black midget!
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They're gonna splash a bucket of paint on Verne and have him do double.
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ROCK!
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PAPER!
I win! :D
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THANK YOU. Wouldn't it be badass if in Episode 3, they have him totally kicking Anakin's ass, but then for NO APPARENT REASON, a shark in a spacesuit eats him?
I can't believe LL Cool J lived, and Sam Jackson died. WTF is up with that!?
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I admire your conviction Nuri. You don't need any actual reasons to hate something, you just do.
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I do that.
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Yeah, he does that a lot.
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THANK YOU. Wouldn't it be badass if in Episode 3, they have him totally kicking Anakin's ass, but then for NO APPARENT REASON, a shark in a spacesuit eats him?
I can't believe LL Cool J lived, and Sam Jackson died. WTF is up with that!?
Well LL Cool J skin is lighter than Sam Jackson's, so that answers that question.
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:: licks lips profusely ::
It's completely involuntary. That man has such infectious manerisms. It' ssomething like a phenomenon how infectiuos.
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Well LL Cool J skin is lighter than Sam Jackson's, so that answers that question.
SERVED.
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dinner is SERVED.
hope is better than last night, bitch
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Okay...
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you dont love me anymore....
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Dude, I hate it when that happens.
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*loves everyone here*
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Meh.
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It has been said that a mna must have his depth perception in orderot love.
So it must be true. So it must be true.
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What's that from?
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Spellingland, the prequel to..... uh........ Peter Pan.
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FUCK.
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Um.
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You're confused. SERVED.
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The moment I read that, the microwave dinged. You must see into the future with your non-working eye.
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Yessir.
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Shut up, let's play Halo 2.
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It's too late. I have to open tomarrow. I'll be on in the afternoon around 6.
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Ha ha, SERVED.
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Or, uh, I guess DENIED. Just as funny, mind you.
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Spin-zone!!!
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Mah.