The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 22, 2005, 08:47:03 PM
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No-one will ever figure it out. Bwaha ha.
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Er uh, Er uh, hey baby, wanna see what won me the White House?
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Ah the Phil LaMarr catchphase that never really caught on...
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I don't get it. Does it involve poop? It involves poop, right?
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I thought it involved drunk Irish senators.
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I don't know where that is from but that is nasty. Reminds me of a bad club experience I had years ago. I called my mom to come get me because I was having a horrible time and as I was waiting this guy walked up to me and told me "hey baby I have a party in my pants want to come." Thank god my mom pulled up right after.
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Coulda told him you heard the party was in his mouth because that's where all the guys said they came. :P
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Bernie. Stop it. You'r ekilling me over here. :(
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I love Bernie, she's like the sister I always wanted.
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If Emerid wants me to make a "whoop-de-doo" out of being referenced in his title, he will get no such recognition. No sir.
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Yeah! Not like he made a big deal out of it when you referenced him.
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EXACTALLY.
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I love Bernie, she's like the sister I always wanted.
:wub: Two widdle brother Toms!! I have a set!
*fires mashed potatoes at Tom during dinner to make it official* :P
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x.x
*falls over in a sticky, gooey mess*
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Huh.
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B-but the potatoes missed.
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Yeah.
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DAMNIT D! I AM NOT A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!
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Yeah! Not like he made a big deal out of it when you referenced him.
W-wait...He...This mean's he'd really kill me if he got the chance?
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Prehaps... But that applies to Kathy Griffin aswell...
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B-But...I'm a zoo guy! You wouldn't kill a harmless zoo guy would you? A Zoo guys the emu's so depend on? Who else would steal their eggs while they weren't looking?
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B-But...I'm a zoo guy! You wouldn't kill a harmless zoo guy would you? A Zoo guys the emu's so depend on? Who else would steal their eggs while they weren't looking?
A snake.
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Feh. Hailey's killed all the snakes.
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I can always bring more.
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And she'll kill them. And you. She's a killer man. She's got CLAWS. She looks kind of like an Iriomote cat! She'll gut you while you sleep!
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Ah, Emus... Nature's cruelest joke...
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Emu's? Hailey's a cat. And she's eyed those Emu's......
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Ah cats... Nature's key ingredient to strings...
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YOU go to hell. You go to hell and DIE.
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Way ahead of you.
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How could a cat kill a black mamba?
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The black momba was terminally ill.
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And blind. And tired. And suicidal.
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Those too. They were ALL factors.
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And preassassinated by the mongoose who killed Kennedy.
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Haha... Historians never saw that coming!
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Actually we did. :)
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Sure...
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Historians just say things like that to feel important.
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Well what else are we supposed to do?
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dude you haven't even graduated yet. stop calling yourself an historian
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But you consider yourself important because you work for the chamber of commerce.
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Really? Faye, that's so uncool. I thought you were a hip lady. Not anymore. :(
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hip lady? what does that mean??
and tom, its cause im WORKING. do i call myself an executive?? NO. or a dr? no.
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"Hip Ladies" are classy shot girls who make the impressive tips, so christened for the bandolier-style belts thay carry the bottles in. :D
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Well what else are we supposed to do?
Help put me to sleep by creating more programs for the History channel.
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I have business cards at the Office Depot. Beat that bitches!
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"Hip Ladies" are classy shot girls who make the impressive tips, so christened for the bandolier-style belts thay carry the bottles in. :D
im not a waitress if thats what hes referring to
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He meant "hip" as in "cool", "happening", "stylish" or to a greater extent, "keen".
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then why did he say" i thought you were"? what did i do that wasn't hip?? :blink:
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I can tell ya that skirt is about as hip as anything concievably can be.
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aww thanks its one of my favorites!
and i look soooo freaking tan, its awesome
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:D Indeed it is.
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and my sister too! :D
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Jeez Megs, how's her sphincter? You really do need to get laid. Faye, will you and your sister double up on him? He really needs it.
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just because he says i look good it means he needs to get some action?
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He really does, though. He need some bad.
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how do you know? did he try a move on you?
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:huh:
What have you heard?
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more than i wanted to :ph34r:
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I thought you were into that.
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yeah but not if its about YOU and other guy. geez, even I have limits :rolleyes:
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No one wants to see you having sex Tom, I would pay to watch Faye-faye.
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No one wants to see you having sex Tom, I would pay to watch Faye-faye.
I wouldn't wanna see me having sex.
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I have nothing to say.
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Hell, i don't wanna see any dude having sex. Gimme soft, supple females with lovely curves, long legs, and nice hair ^_^
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No one wants to see you having sex Tom, I would pay to watch Faye-faye.
I wouldn't wanna see me having sex.
yo i thought guys liked to see themselves having sex, thats why some of them would put mirrors on the ceiling
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No one wants to see you having sex Tom, I would pay to watch Faye-faye.
I wouldn't wanna see me having sex.
yo i thought guys liked to see themselves having sex, thats why some of them would put mirrors on the ceiling
I think that's to see the girl's ass... or their own :blink:
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That second part would require eyes in the back of your head, or a series of mirrors on the wall.
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aaahh the physics of the ass in the mirror
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So many probabilities.
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That second part would require eyes in the back of your head, or a series of mirrors on the wall.
Or, you know, turning your head?
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Someone needs an exorcism.
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You can't see your back in a mirror by turning your head?
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I was referring to a mirror on the cieling.
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And if the guy turns his head while he is on top, how is that any different?
edit: plus it'd be alot easier with them on their sides.
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Yeah, but that would be looking at your side.
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my ex bf used to have a mirror in the wall besides his bed
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Yeah, but that would be looking at your side.
Your ass is part of your side.
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Whatever.
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Do I lie!?
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That's only half of your ass. I didn't think that really counted.
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Depends on the person. Some people's halves are bigger than my own.
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*shudders at the thought*
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Or you could look at half of your ass at one time and then from another position look at it again, hence completeing the ass.
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Still, not the exact implication.
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1/2 Ass + 1/2 Ass = 1 Whole Ass.
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We were talking about looking at the hardcore ass shot. No math involved.
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Math is always involved. It's all around us!
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Quiet Goldbulm.
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No you be quiet, uh, Geena Davis.
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You don't even know who you are anymore, do you?
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Nope.
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Just as I suspected.
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*reads previous two pages*
With all the contorting and cheek-counting, did anybody remember to get off? :huh:
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Assmath.
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Sounds like a book of fables to me...
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*reads previous two pages*
With all the contorting and cheek-counting, did anybody remember to get off? :huh:
the last 2 pages sounds inticing *goes back to read*
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..Well this started out talking about pants....
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..Well this started out talking about pants....
So Emmy, what is the bloody answer man?!
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Take off your pants and jacket?
If I remembered how, I'd be writing invisitext here telling you that I really don't like that album.
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And no one would give a god damn.
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The Origin is: One day I was at college, and these people were talking about something EXTREEEEMEEELLYY Stupid, so I went "Yeah? Well I got one of (whatever they were talking about)."
"Really?"
"Yeah, In my pants. Now Shut up!"
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Man, you don't give a fuck for some detail do you?
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Now how the hell were we suppose to guess that was the answer. I thought it was from a fucking movie or some shit.
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Don't even bother.
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The Origin is: One day I was at college, and these people were talking about something EXTREEEEMEEELLYY Stupid, so I went "Yeah? Well I got one of (whatever they were talking about)."
"Really?"
"Yeah, In my pants. Now Shut up!"
Oh oh, was it a hamster? Or a party?
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More like a Yu-Gi-Oh Championship.
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SERVED
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I sacrifice two of Emmy's balls and summon a second penis. Now you can both be SERVED.
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You would do that to your second ranked poster.
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It's cooler to be number 13.
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You giggle too much.
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Hehehehehhehe.
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You giggle stupid.
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You type stupid.
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It's cooler to be number 13.
Is not.
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Yeah, you don't get a floor at some places. Come on now...
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im the 5th!
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Theres always a 13th floor, only its always haaAAAaaunnnnteD!
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Also known as the fourth floor in Japan. Shi! SHIIIIIIIII!!!
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Ronald McDonald is known as "McDonald Suk-Suk" in China.
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Ronald McDonald is known as "McDonald Suk-Suk" in China.
Ewww. I don't wanna know the origins behind that one.
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"Suk-Suk" means "Uncle" in Chinese. He's called "Donald McDonald" in Japan because the Japanese have trouble saying words that begin with "R". Must be from all the oral sex they've been giving their kids...
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マクラドナルド...... I don't know if I did that right. I just know they say it all weird.
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The fuck?
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Yeah, they say it MA-KU-RO-DO-NA-RU-DO or something really weird. This one guy in my class likes to insert McDonald's in every sentence he says just so sensei will say it back to him.
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you are almost right Nuri, but its Ma-ku Do-na-ru-do
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In Japan, they still think McD's is nutritious. Lookit the Japanese McD website and see professor McDonald!
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Hahahaha, they would think that.
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I know. What a reee dick you luss culture!
Ha ha ha hahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! :ph34r:
:ph34r:
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I think it goes beyond that. I'm surprised noone's noted the origin of the bukkake yet. That's fucked up too.
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you are almost right Nuri, but its Ma-ku Do-na-ru-do
I'm glad I don't eat there so I don't have to say that.
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But it's fun to say.
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Not for me. If it weren't for 99 cent sundaes and orange hi-c, I'd wish a pox upon them.
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I'm partial to the chicken selects.
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Not for me. If it weren't for 99 cent sundaes and orange hi-c, I'd wish a pox upon them.
Some of the don't even carry Hi-C orange. Those asshats!
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Because THEY know it's nasty.
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No it doesn't. That stuff is teh Awesome!
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If you like liquid nasty that burns your throat.
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It burns your throat?!? Dude have you considered maybe the problem lies with you? Anyone else here have HI-C burning their throat? :blink:
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Hawaiian Punch and Sunny-D burn my throat aswell.
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i've had hawaiian punch AND everclear burn my throat B)
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There, glad I'm not the only one.
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but it was WITH everclear. 95% alcohol
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Oh okay, then there's a difference.
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Everclear fireballs :)
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everclear is prohibited in pennsylvania. you have to go to new jersey to get a bottle:-)
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I can just walk up the street to get it, if I wanted.
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but u didnt even know about it
how do u know its legal in your state?
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Because Severna Park Spirits sells it.
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It's availible down here. :)
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Edit: Nevermind, you're in Florida.
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fuck.
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hii
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Hii?
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whatsup g
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I AM SO CONFUSED!!!
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Me too.
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But you started this shit. NOW FINISH IT!!
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Now if that isn't a farcry.
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She's wasted again, hello.
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unfortunately, you are wrong! my uncles are gonna be here till friday(day in which they are departing to the virgin islands) after that, is gonna be a week of drunkness
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My mistake. See you then.
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But how to explain the greeting?
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Anything sugary has atendency to irritate the roof of your mouth.
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But how to explain the greeting?
You need an explanation?
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Don't I always?