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Title: Olympics
Post by: The D on Aug 17, 2004, 09:48:10 PM
Anyone here watching the olympics this year?

Me, I don't watch much of it. The only thing I watch is some Women's Beach Volleyball *drool*

and of course, women's gymnastics *DROOL*. For reasons other than the sport itself, although it's a very cool and graceful sport.

Although, it SUCKS when the NEWS tells you the results of the competition BEFORE you've watched it. So I know how this ends :(


...and, I'm disappointed, because this year there's no one girl I think is really cute. They all look ok, but there's none that stand out. Oh well.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 09:50:08 PM
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Anyone here watching the olympics this year?

Me, I don't watch much of it. The only thing I watch is some Women's Beach Volleyball *drool*

and of course, women's gymnastics *DROOL*. For reasons other than the sport itself, although it's a very cool and graceful sport.

Although, it SUCKS when the NEWS tells you the results of the competition BEFORE you've watched it. So I know how this ends :(


...and, I'm disappointed, because this year there's no one girl I think is really cute. They all look ok, but there's none that stand out. Oh well.
Have you looked at a Amanda Beard yet?

Oh, and the other thing.  Women's gymnastics?  Fucking pervert, how old are you?

EDIT: Because they're little girls, fuckers!
Title: Olympics
Post by: The D on Aug 17, 2004, 09:54:18 PM
You're bitching at me for drooling at 16-20 year old girls, and I'm 22, and yet you want me to fuck my 17 year old cousin.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 09:57:15 PM
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You're bitching at me for drooling at 16-20 year old girls, and I'm 22, and yet you want me to fuck my 17 year old cousin.
That's a completely differnt situation.  She's your cousin, blood man, it's thicker than olympic gold.  Except, there is no blood.  And 17 is 1 better than 16.  Deal.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2004, 09:59:22 PM
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Anyone here watching the olympics this year?

Me, I don't watch much of it. The only thing I watch is some Women's Beach Volleyball *drool*

and of course, women's gymnastics *DROOL*. For reasons other than the sport itself, although it's a very cool and graceful sport.

 
why EVERY guy i know is talking about the women's beach volleyball team?

you wanna see cute girls, buy the new FHM! (i know it cause my roommate has changed the cosmopolitans to the fhms -_- )
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 10:00:01 PM
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Anyone here watching the olympics this year?

Me, I don't watch much of it. The only thing I watch is some Women's Beach Volleyball *drool*

and of course, women's gymnastics *DROOL*. For reasons other than the sport itself, although it's a very cool and graceful sport.

 
why EVERY guy i know is talking about the women's beach volleyball team?

you wanna see cute girls, buy the new FHM! (i know it cause my roommate has changed the cosmopolitans to the fhms -_- )
Is your roommate a girl?  Lesbo much.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2004, 10:02:31 PM
we are 6 people, 3 rooms. 2 per room, my roommate is a guy(and the other 4 too)
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 10:07:18 PM
Good lord!  Do girls you meat think you're sleeping with all of them?
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 17, 2004, 10:08:56 PM
The beach volleyball was fun to watch, but I haven't been watching much of anything.  That the news tells you who won sucks.  I have no interest in the Olympics this year.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2004, 10:08:59 PM
3 of them are my ex boyfriend's frat brothers.
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 17, 2004, 10:09:59 PM
Wow, five male housemates.  I can't imagine.
Title: Olympics
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 17, 2004, 10:11:10 PM
so that means there's much fucking on a regular basis
Title: Olympics
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2004, 10:13:59 PM
i know one of them fucks with his gf like almost all day long, i dont know about the others tho
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 17, 2004, 10:27:55 PM
With each other.  :D
Title: Olympics
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2004, 10:34:27 PM
lol for what i know one of them has a gf(one of the frat guys), his roommate(other frat brother)is single but he is in looove with some girl(same with my roommie) and the other one is going out with a girl i think(and his roommate has a gf too)
Title: Olympics
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Aug 17, 2004, 10:37:51 PM
I watched a bit of women's gymnastics today.  That's like the best sport ever.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2004, 10:40:35 PM
i did that for like 1 year and a half when i was little
Title: Olympics
Post by: The D on Aug 17, 2004, 10:46:20 PM
Geez, 2 pages already.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 10:47:22 PM
I remember when he had threads that sprouted to 4 or 5 pages within the hour.   Lets bring these back people.  Start spamming!
Title: Olympics
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 17, 2004, 11:13:40 PM
Spam!!

I wanted to catch gymnastics but I forgot about it.  I watched fencing.

Since when the fuck did fencing become an Olympic sport?  And beach volleyball?  FTW?

I think rhythmic gymnastics is next week!  Yay!  Though I can't stand ribbon dancers, those girls actually make it look good.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 11:15:12 PM
Yes they do.  What, I'm being a pervert after telling someone else to not be one.  What am I, God?
Title: Olympics
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 18, 2004, 06:33:10 AM
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Since when the fuck did fencing become an Olympic sport?  And beach volleyball?  FTW?
just to put things in context, curling is an olympic sport too.  a winter olympic sport, but an olympic sport nonetheless.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2004, 09:09:26 AM
Fencing has been in there a while - my X's mom was coaching someone trying out for the team when I met him.

I liked the men's gymnastics, esp. the Japanese guy who looked like Gary Oldman in "Sid & Nancy".  Everyone here is all jizzed up over those dorky twins on the U.S team - too cr0n-fed & Wonder bread for my tastes.  <_<

 Then again, I think part of the gee-golly flag waving crap is due to still being starstruck over Mary Lou Retton's husband having an office IN OUR AGENCY!!   He's really a nice guy, and it's hilarious to watch all the producers here stumbling around & babbling whan they talk to him.  :lol:  
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 03:12:27 PM
Does he do flips and tumbles on his way around the building?
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2004, 03:38:06 PM
Nah, he was a big UT football star.  He runs by and slaps all the guys on the ass.  :P  
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 03:40:08 PM
I guess that can sorta work...
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2004, 03:46:04 PM
Yeah, they practically flip & tumble anyway when he says anything to them.  Closet cases.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 18, 2004, 07:49:33 PM
I'm sure they love the assslapping.
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 10:00:01 PM
I can only imagine....

"Hey Rob, howya doin'?" *SLAP*
*schoolgirl giggle*
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 18, 2004, 10:14:52 PM
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I can only imagine....

"Hey Rob, howya doin'?" *SLAP*
*schoolgirl giggle*
I'm imaging something like this in an 'Office Space' setting.  Wait, didn't the boss on there do assslaps anyway?
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 19, 2004, 10:39:49 AM
I can hear somebody in his office right now - the voice is getting higher the more he bubbles & effuses.  And yes, there is giggling.  I'm going to be careful where I step in the hallway.  <_<  
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 19, 2004, 01:49:19 PM
E-gad.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Max Con on Aug 19, 2004, 02:24:50 PM
Be sure to bring a camera.


Blackmail!
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 19, 2004, 09:11:32 PM
Max, your signature still tantalizes me.
Title: Olympics
Post by: The D on Aug 20, 2004, 07:56:24 PM
OMG Hamm!!! HAMM!! OMG!

....

mmm... women's gymnastics.
 
Title: Olympics
Post by: The D on Aug 23, 2004, 10:32:20 PM
Jesus christ.

There's so much controversy going on about Men's Gymnastics right now... it's like in 2002 when the Canadians were supposed to win Figure Skating but thanks to a stupid Frenchie they didn't.

First, Paul Hamm fell during team gymnastics, and landed on the Judges table, and went to 12th place. And everyone thought he lost. But then he did perfect on his next routines and shot up the ranks to win gold by a fraction of a point.


Now some Korean's whining cuz he got bronze and he wanted gold and he thought the Judges favored Hamm and there was bribing and backstabbing.


And right now, there's individual men's gymnastics, and the entire stadium is in a uproar because they say scores were marked incorrect.


I think they need to shut the fuck up. Everyone's jealous because Hamm's won so many medals, and now they gotta start shit to make him look bad. And if the other teams don't stop their wining, I'm going to go kick some faggot gymnast ass.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 23, 2004, 11:07:53 PM
WRONG.  They underscored a LOT of people tonite.  When I got home, my mom was all 'FTW, stoopid n00bz need 2 lern how to skor teh flippings.'

In so many words.
Title: Olympics
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 24, 2004, 10:35:04 AM
i want to meet your mom.  she sounds rad.
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2004, 01:17:18 PM
I actually watched it on Sunday.  Didn't see anything last night though.
Title: Olympics
Post by: tomduo on Aug 25, 2004, 11:36:56 AM
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I actually watched it on Sunday.  Didn't see anything last night though.
I saw some Soccer... worst fuckin sport ever.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 25, 2004, 12:03:11 PM
The best part about the soccer is the Iraqi team telling Bush to quit using them in his campaign ads.  :lol:  
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 25, 2004, 07:36:17 PM
Say wha now?
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 26, 2004, 11:12:32 AM
Original SI story (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/olympics/2004/writers/08/19/iraq/index.html)

SI accused of lying (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/olympics/2004/writers/08/24/iraq.reax/index.html)

USOC to Bush: STFU (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/olympics/2004/08/26/bc.oly.bushad.ap/index.html?cnn=yes)
Title: Olympics
Post by: tomduo on Aug 26, 2004, 01:44:14 PM
Fuck Bush.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 26, 2004, 02:35:11 PM
He's doing a pretty good job of fucking himself lately.  :lol:  
Title: Olympics
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 26, 2004, 03:45:12 PM
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Fuck Bush.
Fuck my Bush..


I mean... ooh a pony!


The whole gold medal is just bad sportsmanship.  I've gotten ripped off in color guard, but did we start an upheaval after the awards ceremony?  No.. we just waited until we got back home and bitched to other people.  XP

I think rhythmic gymnastics starts tonight!  :lol:  
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 26, 2004, 03:50:17 PM
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Fuck my Bush..


I mean... ooh a pony!

 :lol: !!  Didn't Catherine the Great say something like that?

Speaking of horses & gymnasts, anyone else heard Paul Hamm speak?  Sounds like he has many years of landing wrong on the ol' pommel there.  :blink:  
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 26, 2004, 09:17:53 PM
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Fuck my Bush..
How pleasent.
Title: Olympics
Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2004, 02:11:24 AM
Dude, I would be pissed too if I were the Iraqi team.  I would be pissed if my picture were just randomly placed in anyone's campaign ad who I don't support.  Stupid fucking Bush.
Title: Olympics
Post by: The D on Aug 31, 2004, 01:03:17 PM
I'd try fucking Chelsey's bush, but then I might get a thorn in my dick.
Title: Olympics
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 31, 2004, 01:30:17 PM
:o  OMG, that is nasty!
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 01:37:44 PM
What, you said she was cute in another thread.
Title: Olympics
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 31, 2004, 02:20:39 PM
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I'd try fucking Chelsey's bush, but then I might get a thorn in my dick.
 You saying I have crotch roses?
Title: Olympics
Post by: The D on Aug 31, 2004, 03:45:03 PM
No, I'm saying your bushes have thorns.



......









You did tell me to violate your shrubbery.  <_<  
Title: Olympics
Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 03:58:24 PM
Some girls think theirs smells like roses.
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2004, 04:21:16 PM
It was capitalized, so I think it refered to the individual she is obligated to list on current event questionnaires as her President.
Title: Olympics
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 31, 2004, 04:21:47 PM
Nooo.. those are the raspberry bushes.

You soiled my harvest!  Now my family won't have a Christmas!
Title: Olympics
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2004, 04:29:52 PM
Damn right.  There are laws against selling dickberries.  :angry:  
Title: Olympics
Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 07:32:13 PM
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Fuck Bush.
Fuck my Bush..
 :blink: