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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 10:35:33 AM

Title: I was gonna show off my new nephew...
Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 10:35:33 AM
But I forgot to scan any of the pictures. -_- Oh well. His name is interesting, though. Adam Tapio Sequoyah Manttari-Ames. He has brown hair and blue eyes and really long limbs. His toes are almost as long as his fingers. I'm beginning to suspect that Miina cheated on Marc with a monkey, but don't have any evidence to that yet.
Title: I was gonna show off my new nephew...
Post by: Sexy faye on Feb 22, 2005, 10:58:50 AM
dayaam!
where is the mom from?
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 11:10:05 AM
Finland.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 12:22:02 PM
Heh, I nearly killed my new neice/nephew the other day.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 12:44:10 PM
oO
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 01:14:55 PM
Ran into my sister at the grocery store.  Rather than ignoring me, she scoffed me and asked if our mom "was dead yet."  I grabbed her by the throat and threatened to punch her so hard it would not only kill her child, but leave her sterile for the rest of her life.  I took pity upon her, breifly and went back to my business.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 02:10:51 PM
Damn. You treat your sister like you treat me.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 02:19:39 PM
You probably weren't around when I was posting what my sister put myself and my family through.  After being exposed for what she was, she fled and got herself knocked up by her jobless boyfriend.  I don't care if she's 17 and pregnant, she gets no sympathy from me.  I won't know what to do if that baby ever winds up on my doorstep or a family member's...I just fucking won't know what to do.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 02:19:58 PM
Don't it make you feel special?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 02:23:37 PM
Did you snipe her when she respawned in the back of the store?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 02:25:08 PM
I really wish it were that easy.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 02:28:17 PM
Yeah, but I know hwat you said that happened. I pay attention to the non-dumbasses here.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 02:28:42 PM
*thumbsup*
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 22, 2005, 04:46:37 PM
You should crack her with a pipe.


Like the story she gave.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 04:47:44 PM
Well, I know she's still smoking and drinking, possibly doing drugs.  Hopefully everything will run its course.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 09:20:56 AM
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But I forgot to scan any of the pictures. -_- Oh well. His name is interesting, though. Adam Tapio Sequoyah Manttari-Ames. He has brown hair and blue eyes and really long limbs. His toes are almost as long as his fingers. I'm beginning to suspect that Miina cheated on Marc with a monkey, but don't have any evidence to that yet.
Those monkeys can be real smart.  I know because I've seen "Project X" like one and a half times.
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Post by: Miina on Jun 10, 2005, 11:03:37 PM
I will send you a picture of him over e-mail so you can show him off auntie. Unless by then you already have the skanning done. I swear I was not stalking you...I looked up my name on google and this is what came up but now that I am here I might as well stalk you.

Also, I DID NOT CHEAT ON HIM WITH A MONKEY! Marcus is hairy enough already and climbs like a monkey.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 10, 2005, 11:40:27 PM
Whoooooa that's some odd genetics.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 11, 2005, 12:48:11 AM
It could've been those gorillas in the mist as well.  Those things can do American sign, take care of kittens, and assimilate Jane Goodall.  Very smart, them ones.