The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: MegatronYES on Feb 21, 2005, 06:59:03 PM
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:) I am so fucking naughty! Ha ha ha!
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at 9pm??
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Some people work when you're getting a new STD.
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*rimshot*
What do you do, Dert?
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That post was from the ice cream store.
I also work at Blockbuster.
But you knew that already, didn't you, you dumb fucking bitch. God. :rolleyes:
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Lay off, keebler. I have a hard enough time as it is remembering my own laundry.
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That post was from the ice cream store.
I also work at Blockbuster.
But you knew that already, didn't you, you dumb fucking bitch. God. :rolleyes:
you have computers connected to the internet on ice cream parlors/?? :huh:
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Faye, it waS sarcasm. He was only joking. Unless it's some wierd eIce Cream parlor, but then sticky, milky fluids and keyboards don't mix. Trust me, I know.
My friend Bob works at blockbuster, and he always gets DVDs and brings 'em home.
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who knows what can be hidden behind the closed doors of an ice cream shop :ph34r:
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A gimp in the sprinkles.
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How many of us have posted here from work? I know I have.
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You stupid fucks. We take credit cards at Coldstone.
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I've never even heard of Coldstone.
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Dumbass. <_<
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(http://www.countrymall.com/Celebrity/Stone%20Cold%20Steve%20Austin%2001.jpg)
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Gross!
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Exactly. Who wants to eat sweaty wrestler-flavored ice cream?
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And how. Dare to enlighten us, MegatronYes?
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at 9pm??
Posted: Feb 21 2005, 06:59 PM
Where does that say 9pm, stupid? It's 7pm when he posted.
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it was 9pm here, u dipshit
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Children, children. If you're going start another hissy fit, take it ouside. The grown-ups are being immature right now.
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it was 9pm here, u dipshit
Yes, but it was 7pm at his work. and you acted like it was a big deal for him to be at work at quote "9pm" even though he was at work at 7pm and this is normal. You act like being at work at 7(9)pm is a big deal.
And E, that sentence makes no fucking sense.
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well for me it is, SO FUCKING WHAT
E, can u kick his ass please? or send a little cousin of yours to sue him for being a pedophile
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It's all about you, isn't it. "who cares about him, for me it was 9pm..whine whine I want all the attention." Stop being an attention slut and get your head out of your ass and try using your brain for a second.
You acted amazed that he would be at work posting at 9pm your time. However, for him it was 7pm, because shockingly enough, there are OTHER time zones besides your own. OMG, there are other time zones besides the one in your own self-centered universe! Well, whether it was 7pm or 9pm, you seemed amazed that he'd be at work that late when it is normal for people to work that late, I work as late as 10pm.
So I'm trying to explain to you that he was working at 7pm and trying to figure out why you thought that was amazing he'd be working that late.
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so??
It's all about you, isn't it. "who cares about him, for me it was 9pm..whine whine I want all the attention." Stop being an attention slut and get your head out of your ass and try using your brain for a second.
that made my day, thank you. i hope the rest of the people here found this as ironic as i did.
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Actually I have to agree with you on that one. Everyday it's something like "waaaah, my pomeranian's dying' or 'waaaah, I'm going to jail' he's the biggest drama queen on the board.
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Wow. I agree with Zero. ......Should I shoot myself now or wait for the earth to split asunder?
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HA!
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It was a one time thing!
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I dunno, just ask yourself:
(http://www.charnwood-arts.org.uk/events/images/10633751615775.gif)
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God dammit. Damn you. Damn you to your "Served" Hell.
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Again. HA!
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Ha This, Serve-devil!!!
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*Ha's that* (pun-unintended)
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This is getting out of hand. I need a bowl of Coldstone.
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Go get stunned elsewhere, me and this Serve-devil are throwing down, dammit.
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What? I'm done here. Finished.
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Zero, do you realize th t you're the striaght man of the board?
The "Oscar" to our collective "Felix".
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I've known for some time. You all were lost in my absence.
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Actually I have to agree with you on that one. Everyday it's something like "waaaah, my pomeranian's dying' or 'waaaah, I'm going to jail'
omg i laughed SO HARD with those 2 that i swear i almost had a heart attack :lol: :lol: dont forget his usual "my classes suck :'( "
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Handy, did your avatar get a contact lense?
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99% of my posting is from work. I have wifely duties at home. :P
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Handy, did your avatar get a contact lense?
Hah! I wondered if anyone would notice that. I initially just forgot to color the iris, I went into Photoshop and ended up adding some shadow.
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Handy, did your avatar get a contact lense?
Heh, initially I had meant to color the iris, I just found time to get around to it.
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Double post action! Hot!
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That was wierd, the first post didn't seem to go through, even upon reload. Ohwell, you still got the point.
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99% of my posting is from work. I have wifely duties at home. :P
Heh heh. So uh... what kind of wifely duties?
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That was wierd, the first post didn't seem to go through, even upon reload. Ohwell, you still got the point.
And how!
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Indubetably. ;)
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Wahh, I don't have a girlfriend and I'm going to loose my viriginity in prison!
*cuts himself and posts pics on his LJ*
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Least you're finally being honest.
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Move to Topeka. The prisons may have a waiting list:
TOPEKA, Kansas (AP) -- The Kansas attorney general is demanding abortion clinics turn over the complete medical records of nearly 90 women and girls, saying he needs the material for an investigation into underage sex and illegal late-term abortions.
The records sought include the patient's name, medical history, details of her sex life, birth control practices and psychological profile.
Lotsa guys may be getting a knock on the door if this goes through. :blink:
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Well, I've figured that no one takes me seriously around this board anyway, so I might as well play the part of the board's whipping boy.
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I thought you were already doing that.
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SERVED.
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Well, I've figured that no one takes me seriously around this board anyway, so I might as well play the part of the board's whipping boy.
What the fuck is this? no one takes you seriously? :rolleyes:
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Another "WAH" post by Doug, duh.
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What was Doug's orignial handle.
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Doug something...
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Yeah, something like that.
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Doug is Fresh... or somethin' like that.
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Wasn't it 'Doug Hates Himself', or something? Maybe that came later.
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Nuri was right.
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Well fuck you then, fucker. :ph34r:
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Fucking right.
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Fucking right is right. Fuck. :ph34r::ph34r:
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I think he might've implemented "hate" somehow at one time or another.
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Doug is Fresh, Doug Hates You, then Dangerous D.
The saga of Doug.
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The Rise and Fall of Doug.
...Okay just Fall.
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I think Doug hates you is the best one.
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Another "WAH" post by Doug, duh.
thats the SAME THING i thought when i read his post :lol:
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Now say something nice to me.
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Now say something nice to me.
Your earlobes are well shapen.
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That's inaccurate, I have big ears and one of them is missing a chunk.
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I'm sorry, but I did warn you I was hungry.
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Kinky!
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Now say something nice to me.
hmmm...thank you?
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I'm sorry, but I did warn you I was hungry.
:joe: ...... why do I find that arousing?
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I'm sorry, but I did warn you I was hungry.
:joe: ...... why do I find that arousing?
Because you need a woman.
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Megs is a player.
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I'm sorry, but I did warn you I was hungry.
When did Nuri turn into a big sweaty bald black dude? :blink:
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1996.
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Don't be hatin' Doug, don't be hatin'.
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I can't wait for Mike Tyson to die so rotten.com can show his shriveled testicles from years of drug use.
What was funny was this weekend, Bill Maher had Jose Conseco, who apparently is going around telling people to use steroids. When Billy confronted the Jock-ass bitch about the testy issue, it looked like he was gonna punch Bill Maher. Also Conseco said he felt the same now as he did when he was twenty five. When Maher asked Conseco why he wasn't in the Major Leagues anymore, Conseco looked even more mad than the testicle thing.
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Bill Maher was the guy from Politically Incorrect?
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Yes.
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Conseco looked even more mad than the testicle thing.
*pictures giant enraged scrotum hollering about clobberin' time* :blink:
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Throw in the Human Torch for laughs.
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if i wasnt such a slack ass do-nothing these days id totally draw that...somebody else do it
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When Billy confronted the Jock-ass bitch about the testy issue, it looked like he was gonna punch Bill Maher.
In a perfect world, it'd have happened. Bill would have gotten tons of publicity and I could have lived vicariously through Jose for two seconds.
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Ha!
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It would've been funnier if that happened and the Bill involved was Bill Nye the Science Guy.
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Wouldn't everything.
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Everything needs more Bill Nye, dammit. And that rat guy, too. Or was he in another show?
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Oh that's right, fucking Beakman's World or somethin'.
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Yeah. I always thought they had better experiments than Bill Nye... Except Bill Nye taught me how to make rock candy back in the day, so he deserves some credit.
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Merla once knew a girl who had a crush on the rat guy. No wait, that was David Seville.
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Yeesh. Must suck to list one of your turn-ons as "authority over chipmunks".
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I had authority over a squirrel once. He just kinda stared back though.
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How exciting.
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Yes, very.
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Did he say anything?
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"Take me to your leader."
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So she got Merla to stomp him, huh?
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"Take me to your leader."
It was more along the lines of "Fuck. It was Earth. It was Earth all along!"
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Bill was mor einteresting, but Beakman was slightly more fun.
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Einteresting, huh?
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Iexactly!
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Einteresting is what Batou is when he's killing robots.
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For some reason I always loved Beakman, but what was up with him replacing the female cohost every other day?
Did they have to all wear the same outfit? It was confusing...
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Einteresting is what Batou is when he's killing robots.
I see.
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You do. Just only half as well as I might.
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Duh.
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If you were any sort of a man you'd sport an eyepatch to make it an even playing field.
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Eyepatches create attention. I don't like attention.
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:: stares ::
Staaaaaaaeere.
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You have large ears, sir.
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Whoa. How'd you do that? :huh:
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I'm fucking observant.
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Should I call him Batboy from now on? My dad has big ears. Mom calls him Dumbo, but that's too easy.
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I was growing attached to Dert.
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Okay, it'll stay Dert.
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Dert sounds like some crappy Nerf competitor that failed.
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M heh heh heh.
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Alright. Foam arrow powet!
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There was this old nerf product, basically a pistol style Nerf arrow launcher. You pulled back this plunger on the back to pull in air, and then push the trigger to send the air and the foam arrow flying. Now, My Brothers and I each got one, and we found out that if you left the arrow off and stuck the part that sucks in the air under water, it became a squirtgun that packed a nasty punch. That thing HURT when it hit you with water...
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Neato.
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Flush out your ears. I expect to be informed of the results.
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Water on the brain! Just like Corky!