The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Feb 21, 2005, 10:39:30 AM
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*warms up paddle* :D
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You do that, I'll be over there.
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Where does it say it's his birthday?
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And a toast for Alan Rickman's birthday as well. That's how I remember whenabouts joe's is. :bernie:
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Brit's get her moist, like the climate of the island.
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Well Rickman is practically a sexagenarian afterall.
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Quit evading the subject. <_< Bottoms up!
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Stay your hand, m'lady. You're a day early. Tomorrow, however, you can feel free to smack my ass to your heart's content. :o
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What are ya, 22?
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How dare you, good sir. How dare you.
What would make you think such a thing?
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*sigh* <_< I don't know, why don't you answer the fucking question? How old are you?
Actually, how old is everone? I'm 21.
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I'm in a class all day tomorrow with no computer access, hence my impatience. :(
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Huh. I always thought Megs was just a kooky retiree. Disenchantment! Anyway, I'll be one hundred and twenty-five tomorrow, believe it or not. And I suppose you'll just have to pack away your paddle until next year, Berniekins. <_<
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Huh. I always thought Megs was just a kooky retiree.
Ha ha ha :lol: What?
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Fine. :angry:
*sniffle*
*hands paddle off to Faye and a bevy of her drunkest party pals*
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yayayyyy!!now THIS is gonna be fun
bitches, bring the shots!
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Maybe he's saying that Dert because you're ex-army, so it's like you're a disheveled old war vet now. :lol:
Dude, I'll be 25 this year. Alas it seemed to be so far away once... :(
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Got gray pubes yet?
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Fucking classy, bud. :lol:
Dirty Dert was in the army? Did he serve in the All-Teen Brigade, or what the fuck?
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Yeah, and in between deployment they sang musical numbers with a dance routine. Then he injured his knee, which as you know, is tragic for ballet.
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It hasn't left my chin kick any less potent.
::defeats ninja::
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It doesn't count if he's in a wheelchair.
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Dude, I'll be 25 this year. Alas it seemed to be so far away once... :(
im gonna be 22 this year :(
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I'm gonna be 17.
I win!
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I'm 23 this year @.x;
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I'm gonna be 17.
I win!
i still remember the times when i was 17... i could smoke, i could drink, last year of school, had a fiance...aahhh...the good ol' times
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I'm gonna be 17.
I win!
No wonder you're so. Bitch.
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So what? Finish your sentence!
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Shut up, bitch.
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*cries*
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:huh: um... uh....
Yi... you ju-..... um..... :(
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Hmmmmm.
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You can't let the ladies play you like that, man. Those tears are totally fake-ass.
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So what if - I mean, how dare you?
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Hahaha! Joe exposed you for what you are, you Nancy Carrigan, you.
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Fuck off.
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Go eat your Wheaties, which you aren't on, you fake crybaby!
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SERRRRRRRRRRRRVEDaaaaaahhh!!!
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*hits Zero* Jerk.
Edit: *hits joe too*
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You've become your own worst enemy.
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:(
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*Tanya Harding points at you and scoffs: "ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOOBLE-GOBBLE! GOOBLE-GOBBLE!"*
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Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face;
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face.
Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,
It's not your style;
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
Ya' decide to smile!
Pick out a pleasant outlook,
Stick out that noble chin;
Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,
Slap on a happy grin!
And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!
Put on a happy face
Put on a happy face
And if you're feeling cross and bitterish
Don't sit and whine
Think of banana split and licorice
And you'll feel fine
I knew a girl so glooming
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean old thing
So spread sunshine all over the place
Just put on a happy face
So, put on a happy face
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That hurt.
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That Joe is one mean cat.
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I'm gonna be 17.
I win!
i still remember the times when i was 17... i could smoke, i could drink, last year of school, had a fiance...aahhh...the good ol' times
a fiance? at 17? What's the normal marriage age in those primitive South American countries anway, 15?
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knowing you you woulnd't care about the age
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BURN!
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knowing you you woulnd't care about the age
Unlike you, I was a virigin when I was 16.
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yeah but your hand sinking into some lil 5 year old 's ass wasnt. nasty you, nasty
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And probably when you were 22 as well...
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I wasn't a virgin when I was sixteen.
I'm cooler than you.
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MEGA SERVE.
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"Megatron! Serverize!!"
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*shakes head*
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I wasn't a virgin when I was sixteen.
I'm cooler than you.
honey even my 2 year old brother's ass is cooler than doug
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I wasn't a virgin when I was sixteen.
I'm cooler than you.
honey even my 2 year old brother's ass is cooler than doug
You're into that stuff? Sick x.x
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I wasn't a virgin when I was sixteen.
I'm cooler than you.
honey even my 2 year old brother's ass is cooler than doug
You're into that stuff? Sick x.x
no, but doug is. i was just searching a way to make him understand thats hes nowhere near "cool"
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He'd probably shag a 2 year old just to hear something pop.
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This going into territory far for even me.
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He's quite the sick bastard.
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He'd probably shag a 2 year old just to hear something pop.
OMG.
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*Goes to his happy place, away from the Shotacon*
*reads a CCS Doujin*
mmmm, loligasms.
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I wasn't a virgin when I was sixteen.
I wasn't whan I was fourteen.
....or does it count since it was another girl? :unsure:
And no strap-on was involved, thank you. <_<
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It counts if juices were exchanged.
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:D !
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I'll be 25 this year. Or maybe 26, I'm not sure.
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And in turtle years?
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I wasn't a virgin when I was sixteen.
I wasn't whan I was fourteen.
....or does it count since it was another girl? :unsure:
And no strap-on was involved, thank you. <_<
Oh ho ooooooh. Two young chicks in the seventies.
She-haw-yeah. B)
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Both with waist-length hair. I wish we'd gotten someone to take pictures. I bet we looked nice. :(
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.....................:: shiver ::
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