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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: RussoEnt on Feb 21, 2005, 04:07:16 AM
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Hi there
what do u think about Russia and russian enternatnment web-portals?
thx
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Yeah, what about it?
Jesus. <_<
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:joe:??
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Heh heh. RussoEnt
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Russia sucks.
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Hey Russia, drunk yet?
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da! da!
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OMG, you're now trilingual.
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more than that
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Her tongue knows a lot of ways of twisting itself.
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c'mon Tom, I know you can insult her better than that.
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What do I think of... of... what... what IS Mario doing there?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/bangbang.jpg)
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"Now I done smelt your shit for twenty years, you can smell mine for five minutes'"
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Her tongue knows a lot of ways of twisting itself.
screw you, i was talking about how many languages i know
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so was I.
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no
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RussoEnt
Fangorn-ski? Comrade Quickbeam?
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The return of DS!
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I hope not.
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Bah! Shwiggie was around for the balloon doggie chronicles--which you know nothing of.
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Can I interest ya pimpz in some anal sex an shit? brace yourself foo'! Don make me come ova there! You know das right! fo shizzle my nizzle!
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That's Dangerous D's department.
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Or it will be once the charge's are actually filed.
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See, that was a SERVE.
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I try, I try.
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I hope so.
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Practice makes perfect.
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Can I interest ya pimpz in some anal sex an shit? brace yourself foo'! Don make me come ova there! You know das right! fo shizzle my nizzle!
Is that you, Lamar Latrell?
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MARVIN!!!! MARVIN!!!! CALL HOME!!! YOUR MOMMA MISSES YOU!!!
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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. THIS MORNING I FIRED UP THE ZIMMERMOBILE AND MADE A VISIT TO YOUR DECREPIT OLD GRANDMOTHER AT THE RETIREMENT HOME - I COULD SMELL HER EXCITEMENT AT MY ARRIVAL EMENATING FROM HER DEPENDS FROM HALFWAY DOWN THE HALL. I WIPED THE SHIT OFF THAT WRINKLY ASS WITH THE CHRISTMAS CARD YOU SENT HER BEFORE I IMPLANTED MY SEXUAL SQUID THREE FEET UP HER COLON. HER WHEELCHAIR COLLAPSED UNDER THE RELENTLESS POUNDING OF MY POWERFUL ANAL INTRUDER. SHE CLIMAXED WITH SUCH FEROCITY THAT MRS. PETERSON THREE DOORS DOWN WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND OLD MAN JENKINS CAME OUT OF HIS COMA. SHE LAPPED UP THE REMNANTS OF MY BOYBUTTER OFF THE LINOLEUM AND USED IT TO TAKE A WEEK'S WORTH OF MEDS. I GUARANTEE IT.
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How quaint.
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Where's that yawning smilie when you need it?
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There's too many caps. It hurts my eyes to read it. Seriously. I can't read it.
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I KNOW!!! GOD!!!
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Not so much because they're just caps, but a whole paragraph of them. For some reason the herd is giving me a headache.
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I know...
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When did Crazy start posting here?
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Crazy doesn't make novels like that.
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But he posts annoyingly in caps like that.
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Someone else did that too... Crazy Jaco was never vulgar.
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He was to me, but then I mad him mad.
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Yes, we all understand you have that effect on people.
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But...
my grandma's not in a nursing home.
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I GUARANTEE IT.
That part made me laugh. The rest was just pointless bullshittery.