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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 03:44:52 AM

Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 03:44:52 AM
...only with a dog. (http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=liondog.wmv)
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: Max Con on Feb 21, 2005, 07:06:41 AM
True love is so beautiful.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 21, 2005, 12:05:18 PM
MEIN EYES!!!

x.x
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 12:10:27 AM
Do I want to see this?
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 22, 2005, 12:58:01 AM
WOW, Didn't expect Angelina Jolie to do that!!  :blink:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 04:32:21 AM
Reminds me of junior high.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 05:03:39 AM
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WOW, Didn't expect Angelina Jolie to do that!!  :blink:
Is that suppose to be some sort of lure for me or is it just a joke on Angelina?
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 22, 2005, 06:22:28 AM
yes no
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 22, 2005, 06:27:32 AM
Dissapointing video. There was no penetration.

 :D  
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 06:45:01 AM
............................
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 22, 2005, 10:22:57 AM
Why didn't the Lion just, ya know, eat it?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 12:17:08 PM
Lions are beyond that.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 22, 2005, 09:21:55 PM
No they aren't.
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 10:45:52 PM
Lions aren't fucking Korean.  They're African--and I don't know ANY Africans that eat dogs.
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: blanktoe on Feb 23, 2005, 12:29:41 AM
If Africans eat fucking gorillas you better believe they're dogs.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 12:41:46 AM
Wh-what?!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 23, 2005, 01:04:18 AM
I think he meant, they eat dogs.

And they probably do. When you're starving, Fido tastes great.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 01:05:47 AM
I don't know.  The LION was probably hungry and she didn't eat the dog.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 23, 2005, 01:06:15 AM
I still wouldn't hump a damn lioness.
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 01:08:05 AM
W-where the fuck does sex with a lion come into this conversation.  SICK.  We were talking about Africans eating dogs.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 09:49:03 AM
Pr0n for Tom.

I'd like to see you try and get away with telling us SHE looks like Kary, too.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 23, 2005, 12:15:03 PM
Nah, Kary's got better titties, and an ass you could live on.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 12:50:48 PM
You mean like in Futurama where those people were all living on Bender?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 23, 2005, 02:18:56 PM
I'm trying to figure out (among other things) why EZ stutters in his posts.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 02:25:06 PM
It's to portray an expression of surprise.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 23, 2005, 02:28:16 PM
Once is surprise, but twice is habit.

The thought that comes to mind is a quote from Sean Connery of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy: "son, I think you might be legally retarded!"
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 02:32:54 PM
He was doubly surprised.

"I'm pregnant."
"Wh-what!?"
"With your alien double's demonic seedling."
"W-WH-WHAT!?"

See?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 23, 2005, 02:37:19 PM
Do...do what?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 02:52:41 PM
That's the ticket.  If this were a Disney movie, there'd be a song right about now.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 23, 2005, 03:09:10 PM
Would you live on Bender's ass?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 04:28:17 PM
This isn't about Nuri's preferred home, it's about yours.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 04:34:31 PM
What's wrong with Bender's ass?  Not like a Caddyshack log's gonna spring up anytime soon and surprise you.
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 23, 2005, 05:42:47 PM
I know that it's shiny and metal.

Perhaps it could be glorious and golden, but we lost that coin toss.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 05:47:47 PM
Well, atleast YOU did.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 23, 2005, 05:49:30 PM
You don't want Bender's ass to be gold?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 06:02:01 PM
No way, I don't want anyone trying to steal my land.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2005, 01:46:51 AM
Gold is too pimpish for my tastes.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 24, 2005, 03:12:42 AM
Nuri. C'mon.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 24, 2005, 10:48:15 AM
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Gold is too pimpish for my tastes.
You no like-a da bling bling?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2005, 09:17:08 PM
Gold just makes guys look like hoes to me.  Complete turnoff.  And then there's the guys that wear too much.  If you're gonna be that sparkly, at least be gay first.
Title: Jungle Fever: Revisited
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 24, 2005, 10:19:38 PM
Valid point.