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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 03:03:19 AM

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Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 03:03:19 AM: [doHTML]This year is the year of the wood cock (http://www.astrologycom.com/woodrooster1.html). I leave the jokes to you.[/doHTML]
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 16, 2005, 08:33:21 AM: True fact: before the age of plastic, dildos were made of wood, sometimes covered with leather. :)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 10:31:32 AM: Thus why the Gynocologist has existed since the begining of time.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 01:14:27 PM: Haha, History of Sex is such a funny show. I wish History Channel would air it more often.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 03:22:49 PM: Yeah, instead it's always modern shit that happened 3 years ago >.<

I wanna see more ancient history, damnit!
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Post by: The D on Feb 16, 2005, 03:23:36 PM: I'm a rooster! :)
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Post by: joe on Feb 16, 2005, 03:32:49 PM: Apparently I'm a me(n)tal monkey.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 04:06:45 PM: Im a positive Water Dog.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 16, 2005, 04:17:58 PM: Since 1961 and 1973 are 12 years apart, Eddie & I are both oxen.

I like being an ox.. That was the nickname of my all-time favorite bassist John Entwistle. :(

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Since it takes a long time to develop intimate relationships, Oxes like long courtships.

Yeah, I think 8 years would qualify. :P

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No one delights in their own accomplishments like the Monkeys. Enjoying themselves immensely, they try anything at least once!

:blink:

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To Roosters, a difficult task is a challenge. They dearly love starting controversies.

I can see this!

Go find yourself! (http://www.rainfall.com/horoscop/chinese.htm)
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 16, 2005, 05:07:40 PM: YAY!! I'm a snake.

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You can never tell how far Snakes will go to achieve their aims. They are relentless and their computer-like brains never stop plotting.When you anger them, you feel their icy hostility instead of hearing any sharp words. They will bide their time for revenge, so watch out! Snakes are elegant dressers, well-mannered, and always discrete. They always appear quiet and docile, but watch out, they never betray their true feelings. Their moves are planned out well in advance and they will hold their position to the bitter end. They can be evasive, and just when you think you have them, they slip away.

don't fuck with me
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 16, 2005, 09:18:06 PM: in the chinese calendar im a pig <_<
btw i got a new tattoo today wooo
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 10:52:28 PM: Quote
in the chinese calendar im a pig <_<
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 16, 2005, 11:54:40 PM: I'm a dragon. And so is everyone else my age.

Did you guys know that tentacle pr0n goes back at least as far as the 18th century? Yes, it says 1800s but one of the pictures says "C18th."

http://www.heliograph-designs.co.uk/victor...ceph/index.html (http://www.heliograph-designs.co.uk/victoriana/ceph/index.html)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 11:59:28 PM: Yeah...I've had my suspicions. *backs out of topic*
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 17, 2005, 01:13:03 AM: See this pos twas only two hours ago. I hope you're online. I'm gettin gtired of these racial slur afficionados.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 01:24:58 AM: I'm a Metal Monkey, but anyone who goes to my website might know already seeing that was the page title for a while. Merla is a Fire Dragon.

http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/index.asp (http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/index.asp)

If you want your element, go to your sign and chell out the "five types of...." link.
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Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 01:33:11 AM: Metal Monkeys unite! And I'll form... the head!

I guess we're a few members short for that. <_<
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 01:48:22 AM: So I form... the ass?
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Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 01:49:11 AM: Nope, the chest. Choowoo!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 01:57:32 AM: We need someone to be our ass!
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Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 01:58:27 AM: Yeah well, find us some more metal monkeys then, woman!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 01:59:16 AM: You're the head, the thinking part is up to you!
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 17, 2005, 02:01:03 AM: I'm an earth dragon.

EARTH!
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Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 02:06:51 AM: I don't wanna think. If only I had arms I'd be playing with the chest.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 02:28:10 AM: No you wouldn't.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 17, 2005, 02:32:22 AM: I'm an Earth Sheep. Yes, you should all fear me.

I was surprised to find how accurate the description was. Especially:

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Earth as his element makes him conservative and careful. He won't like to waste money

Although he may be more adept at concealing his emotions, this particular Sheep is also prone to being neurotic and ultradefensive when criticized.

Then again, the rest of it is pretty much crap. And I'm sure I could find other descriptions that match me as well or better.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 17, 2005, 05:34:04 AM: Fire snake here ! That mans no ass for me!
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 17, 2005, 05:38:46 AM: Fire snake. How suggestive.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 17, 2005, 05:40:31 AM: Don't you have school in the morning?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 06:06:04 AM: :lol:
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 17, 2005, 08:44:16 AM: Quote
Metal Monkeys unite! And I'll form... the head!

I guess we're a few members short for that.

I'm a Metal Ox - you & Nuri find another monkey & climb on! :D
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 17, 2005, 01:28:22 PM: I'm a wood ox!

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This type of Ox is less rigid and at least conscious if not considerate of other people's emotions. He reacts more quickly than others of his sign and is likely to be more graceful socially.

That's true. :chels:

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Given the chance and motivation, he will embrace new and progressive views; he is less stubborn and able to concede to majority rule.

Sometimes.

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He could climb to great heights, amassing wealth and achieving prominence, if he can succeed in founding and developing sizable industrial outfits.

I likes the sound of that!

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He is capable of teamwork and is likely to be corporate-minded.

:joe:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 17, 2005, 04:14:23 PM: All this talk has made me want to order some Chinese...
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 17, 2005, 11:04:08 PM: Order me some crabmeat ragoons.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 17, 2005, 11:51:09 PM: Quote
Order me some crabmeat ragoons.
You got money?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2005, 12:07:51 AM: Oh, oh, get me some sweet and sour chicken!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 18, 2005, 12:13:12 AM: You don't want the sweet and sour from this place.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2005, 12:16:39 AM: An eggroll then.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 18, 2005, 12:30:13 AM: That I can do.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2005, 12:32:30 AM: All right, bitchin'.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 18, 2005, 12:36:19 AM: The General Tsos kicks all kinds of ass.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 18, 2005, 02:59:13 AM: Put me down for a pint of beef fried rice, Is there enough in the money that people put in to break a $10?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 18, 2005, 01:03:13 PM: SHRIMP LO MEIN!!!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 18, 2005, 06:33:10 PM: A Wood ox am I. And very accurate at that.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2005, 07:37:36 PM: So if we marry you and Chelsey off, will you make us a baby tree?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 07:44:54 PM: Placenta fountain! Placenta fountain!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 19, 2005, 09:48:46 PM: Quote
THE WATER PIG: The cordial, peaceful and earnest Water pig will be a great party-goer. He will stick scrupulously to the rules of the game, showing his goodwill by meeting others more than halfway.
Still true to his pig nature, he will have his basic passions and outpourings of love. When he is negative, he can be preoccupied with sex, enjoyment of rich foods, excessive drinking or indulging in other expensive luxuries at the expense of others.

goddamn that shiet is soo true(except the last part, its not at the expense of others:-D )
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 11:00:10 PM: My horoscopes are never true... Fortune cookies rarely lie, but Horoscopes like to fuck with me.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 21, 2005, 10:53:43 AM: For true guidance, do a tarot card reading with Mexican loteria cards.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 04:35:13 PM: I'd rather just be surprised.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 12:38:54 AM: With those regular ones you get in newspapers and magazines, I could never buy into the thought of people everywhere having one of the same twelve results the entire month. I like reading about astrology but as far as the actually predictions go, I pass. I thought it'd be cool to get my sign tatooed on me but it looks like a spermy.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 12:41:31 AM: (http://www.darthnuriko.com/emoticons/R-T/spermy.gif)

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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 04:42:21 AM: LEO'd
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 04:44:04 AM: btw, astrology is the predictions. Personology is the fixed study of personality.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 04:53:08 AM: Oh you know what I meant.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 12:30:29 PM: PLACENTA FOUNTAIN.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 12:41:21 PM: Oh, woe is me
O, woe is me
I used to have a baby tree!
But it was eaten by a . . . Never mind.
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Post by: joe on Feb 22, 2005, 01:51:49 PM: I thought it was a hamster tree. ;)
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 01:56:35 PM: I know that. :|
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Post by: joe on Feb 22, 2005, 02:02:30 PM: But only because I just reminded you. SERVED.

Ahahahahahahahahaha...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 02:04:52 PM: Ohhhhhhhh SNAP!
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 02:05:37 PM: ;_;
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 02:07:09 PM: The "urban hipsters" from the WB creative team would dub you as "stolen".
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 23, 2005, 02:33:41 AM: Why would they do that? There arent any black shows on Thee WB anymore.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 03:10:32 AM: Three words, "DA BOOM CREW".
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 23, 2005, 03:24:45 AM: I dont know what that is so I'll conform and say "SERVED"
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 03:33:00 AM: Don't bastardize my term.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 23, 2005, 03:39:50 AM: i don't know whether to laugh or to pity you.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 03:52:55 AM: BOTH! BOTH!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 23, 2005, 04:01:15 AM: There's a giant billboard on Peachtree St. that says "UPN: #1 with African-Americans"
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 04:11:03 AM: ROCK! Take a picture of it, if you can.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 10:13:30 AM: UPN is ooopin!
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Post by: joe on Feb 23, 2005, 11:56:14 AM: I'll never forgive them for canceling Homeboys in Outer Space! :angry:
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 12:47:29 PM: I'd actually watch that one.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 23, 2005, 02:49:32 PM: It was honestly a genuinely funny show.

One time they landed on a planet called Caucasia where all the people had been getting stray TV signals form Nick at Nite or something and they worshiped the Jeffersons and the Cosbys and shit.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 04:45:17 PM: Quote
I'll never forgive them for canceling Homeboys in Outer Space! :angry:
Hahaha! FUCK! I completely forgot about that one!
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 23, 2005, 04:54:45 PM: Quote
Homeboys in Outer Space - UPN, Tuesday, 8:30 p.m.

(http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue30/tvhome.gif)

A couple of homeboys hang out in outer space in a starship called Hoopty. With a computer babe for company and Star Trek's James Doohan stopping by, this show is having fun with its subject matter.

The show wasn't that bad.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 04:57:06 PM: The name itself is hilarious.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 24, 2005, 12:33:40 AM: It was fucking great.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 24, 2005, 10:47:44 AM: To me, it looks dumb as hell. But that is just me.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 24, 2005, 02:18:18 PM: You eqauate Naruto with DBZ. You're a dumbass.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 24, 2005, 05:35:40 PM: Quote
You eqauate Naruto with DBZ. You're a dumbass.
Or you're a Narutard.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2005, 09:51:32 PM: Quote
To me, it looks dumb as hell. But that is just me.
But you never watched it?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 24, 2005, 10:25:46 PM: Yeah. What's up with that shit?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 25, 2005, 09:05:50 AM: yeah!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 09:31:08 AM: Who said I would wanna? Considering I've never heard of it before this thread, chances are the only people who've seen the show post here. And since I ain't one of em, it's no wonder it was cancelled.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 25, 2005, 09:43:27 AM: I only saw it once. By the time I heard it was funny, it had been cancelled. I remember the pet smoogie (sp?) and that's about it. :mellow:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 01:14:23 PM: If I remember correctly, it also had a terrible time-slot.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 05:56:47 PM: Quote
Who said I would wanna? Considering I've never heard of it before this thread, chances are the only people who've seen the show post here. And since I ain't one of em, it's no wonder it was cancelled.
Maybe you haven't heard of it because it was cancelled after one season. :rolleyes: Oh no, you haven't heard of it. THAT's why it was cancelled. Dumbass.

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowM...in_Outer_Space/ (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-2676/Homeboys_in_Outer_Space/)

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Abysmal, offensive trash in a medium starved for positive portrayals of black Americans.
Fuck you, TVTome.

And from what I remember about it, it had a fairly decent time slot. Like 7:30 or somethin'.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 25, 2005, 06:05:07 PM: Is that TV Tomes opinion of the idea of black astronauts? Frankly, I'm outraged.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 08:41:45 PM: Quote

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Who said I would wanna? Considering I've never heard of it before this thread, chances are the only people who've seen the show post here. And since I ain't one of em, it's no wonder it was cancelled.
Maybe you haven't heard of it because it was cancelled after one season. :rolleyes: Oh no, you haven't heard of it. THAT's why it was cancelled. Dumbass.

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowM...in_Outer_Space/ (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-2676/Homeboys_in_Outer_Space/)

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Abysmal, offensive trash in a medium starved for positive portrayals of black Americans.
Fuck you, TVTome.

And from what I remember about it, it had a fairly decent time slot. Like 7:30 or somethin'.
Or maybe it sucked so bad, I never heard anyone even mention it until now. It sucks. The End. RIP bad TV shows.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 25, 2005, 10:01:14 PM: Or maybe you're just being a dumbass. The End.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 25, 2005, 11:57:04 PM: I love you.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 26, 2005, 01:41:53 AM: Brown-noser.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 26, 2005, 10:17:04 AM: That was some funny shit, that Homeboys in Outer Space.....
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 26, 2005, 11:54:24 AM: Yeah, I'm sure you never missed an episode.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 26, 2005, 12:49:12 PM: UNTIL IT WAS CANNED!
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Post by: joe on Feb 27, 2005, 02:17:42 AM: Honestly, I've never seen it either. But I do remember seeing ads back in the day and thinking what an awful idea it seemed. Although I wouldn't mind watching it now, just out of morbid curiosity.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2005, 11:29:13 PM: It was funny. Totally stupid, but hey, when you're like...what....12? Lots of stuff is funny that isn't today.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2005, 11:31:30 PM: Megs still needs to take a picture of that UPN billboard...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 28, 2005, 03:08:10 AM: I'll see if I can somethin gscanned or somehting. That billboard's been there since the summer.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2005, 04:14:29 PM: Tick tock... Tick tock...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 01, 2005, 01:02:48 AM: Fuck off!
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Post by: Me, Faye on Mar 01, 2005, 08:56:06 AM: Uuhhh thats sexy
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2005, 02:09:11 PM: A billboard of UPN? Oh well, whatever gets you off.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 03:46:53 PM: The Billboard in his town apparently advertises the local UPN and reads "RATED #1 BY AFRICAN AMERICANS" in bold letters at the bottom. THAT'S what gets me off.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 01, 2005, 04:20:12 PM: My town too, but on a freeway I only travel about once a month. Must be an official slogan. Where are the t-shirts? :huh:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 01, 2005, 04:49:10 PM: I KNOW!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 02:26:51 AM: Quote
Uuhhh thats sexy
"off" ?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2005, 08:49:54 AM: :huh: ??
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 08:54:34 AM: I mean, what was it that was sexy? The "off"............................ or the "fuck"? ;)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2005, 08:57:31 AM: i dont remember.... it was 10 am when i posted that... i was still drunk :P
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 02, 2005, 09:12:12 AM: I don't know if I'm allowed to laugh at that.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2005, 09:33:51 AM: whipped??? :huh:
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 03, 2005, 01:00:26 AM: Quote
I don't know if I'm allowed to laugh at that.
According to the board guidelines, yes. Yes you are.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 03, 2005, 01:04:08 AM: I know I did.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 03, 2005, 12:09:53 PM: :D
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 03, 2005, 04:58:14 PM: You can admit you did too.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 04, 2005, 06:59:29 PM: I don't know what this is about.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 05, 2005, 12:02:21 AM: That's because you touch yourself.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 05, 2005, 12:53:01 AM: Can I still touch myself?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2005, 01:02:22 AM: No, not you.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 05, 2005, 11:58:23 AM: :(

*does so anyways*
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 05, 2005, 08:01:06 PM: Quote
Can I still touch myself?
Yes. Just be aware of the consequences.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2005, 12:01:57 AM: Where's that Mr. Mop gone off to now?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 06, 2005, 12:06:05 AM: Most likely. Poor bastard.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:17:51 AM: Probably saw "wood cock" in the first post and decided to not even mess with the thread.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:11:25 AM: That was my general reaction.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:11:25 AM: That was my general reaction.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 04:29:53 AM: Wood cock.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 04:30:29 AM: Darnit, I tried to push the button fast enough to double post and it didn't work. What are you doing to double-post?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 12:51:57 PM: Hitting the button twice. When I do that, I'll sometimes get prompted with a flood control warning. Hitting the button at the bottom of the flood control page results in a double post.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 08, 2005, 02:07:17 PM: Cood wock.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 02:47:46 PM: Stockholder.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:22:44 PM: Quote
Cood wock.
No. Just no.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:09:54 AM: This wood-cock shit has made it into how many threads now?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:29:46 AM: This thread doesn't count. This is where it first got posted. Elsewhere it's old. Here's it's on-topic.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:38:26 AM: Here we go with thw half-truths again...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:48:43 AM: Fine, it's not old then.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:13:24 AM: You're old.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:14:52 AM: An old maid. At least I've already started on collecting my cats.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:16:01 AM: :unsure: Oh god, don't talk like that.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:17:16 AM: I think I should bulk up to about five hundred pounds. That way, when I die my cats won't die of neglect and will remain well-fed.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:18:16 AM: :ph34r:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:22:41 PM: Quote
I think I should bulk up to about five hundred pounds. That way, when I die my cats won't die of neglect and will remain well-fed.
You'd be just like that lady who had to be surgically removed from her couch!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 01:38:33 AM: And I can have Dr. Phil's camera crew come into my house and be shown crying on national television! It's brilliant!
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2005, 08:01:00 PM: I wish Dr. Phil will would die, sometimes.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 09:21:53 PM: So does "Macks Cahn".
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 11, 2005, 01:54:10 AM: Shut uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 06:43:34 AM: "Hey ya'll. This here's teh Macks Cahn... Ya'know ices cream's not any good with out teh jimmies... If I ain't gots 'em, my Dr. Feel gurlfriend starts accusin' me 'a being a Satanist..."
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 07:39:22 AM: Isn't there actually a Dr. Feel? Like a muppet or something?
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Post by: Merla on Mar 11, 2005, 07:58:54 AM: Quote
Isn't there actually a Dr. Feel? Like a muppet or something?
If there is I bet he is a pervert just like those other perverts, Mr. Touch and Mr. Go.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 08:22:55 AM: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/ny...0,2292667.story (http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/ny-fftv3734524apr04,0,2292667.story) Julianne Moore can do better.

Apparently, the Donald's also a muppet. A severely balding muppet I'm sure.
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Post by: Max Con on Mar 11, 2005, 02:20:38 PM: WHY MUST I ENDURE SUCH TREATMENT?
Title: FYI
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 04:49:33 PM: Quote
Isn't there actually a Dr. Feel? Like a muppet or something?
Yes, there's a muppet version of Dr. Phil.

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WHY MUST I ENDURE SUCH TREATMENT?

You love being in the spotlight.