The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:18:57 AM
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And I need to start a new thread to express this.
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denied
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Yeah, you're like those hollywood ladies that just want instant results. Have a labiaectomy!
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Granted, you boygirl!
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What post count did you want?
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The same as yours, plus one. And then make it so that every time you post, it adds another one to my post count as well. For great justice!
Nah, I dunno. I can't remember how many posts I had there. And it's gone now, isn't it?
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Yes, gone with my former aspirations of fame and glory as the light girl to the Flashdance dancer.
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Why won't they delete my board? Why? They figure it's not even good enough to delete, the fuckers.
That's it. toe, let's bring back the Hall. THE Hall.
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Give them time. The ppl at Ezwhore are very busy. How long has it been dead?
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I've lost track. Long enough. They'll get around to it sooner or later. Maybe I should put in a request.
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I wish I could remember how long mine took. Well sorta. Hey, I just reminded myself of something that happened the other day.
"Did you get me off?"
"Yeah. .................sorta."
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The Hall of Fanboys is still around. Some dude posts spam there every now and then.
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EZNuriko ponders going there.
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I'm telling you, toe, if we get Silverdong and the tart back it'll be a Hall of the Fanboys All-Star Reunion Jamboree.
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Ha ha ha. It took me a half of minute to realize who you were talking about.
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I'm telling you, toe, if we get Silverdong and the tart back it'll be a Hall of the Fanboys All-Star Reunion Jamboree.
I still talk them. You're the one that disappeared.
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SNAP!
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The tart actually contacted me not long ago. I think she must have been feeling a little nostalgic herself, and it took me about five minutes to rid her of that feeling. :lol:
How come the laughing guy doesn't jiggle like a bowl full of jelly?
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Because I lazily kept the default emoticons. With the exception of :x, prompted by Doug and Bitch's imaginary love-union.
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Huh... I never saw it that way.
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Bitch used to be my pretend daughter, just like how I used to be toe's pretend son. I guess that makes Bitch toe's pretend grand-daughter. Only, for reals.
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Oh yeah, and the few custom emoticons. Post an emoticon and ask for it to be yours and I make it one on the board.
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I never got an emoticon...then again I never wanted one.
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Bitch used to be my pretend daughter, just like how I used to be toe's pretend son. I guess that makes Bitch toe's pretend grand-daughter. Only, for reals.
So if I'm Bitch's pretend daughter, toe's pretend mom, and your pretend wife, it's like we're in Arkansas.
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I never got an emoticon...then again I never wanted one.
You never posted what you never wanted, Eyeball.
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Too many choices.
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Is :joe: still around?
I guess that answers my question.
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Ah, I remember it now.
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:joe:
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Yet we still have :joe:
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Damnit.
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:joe: :joe: :joe: :joe: :joe: :joe: :joe: :joe: :joe: :joe:
ROCK.
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Harhahahar
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"BWHA BWHA BWAH. OH YEAH, THAT IS GREAT-umah!"
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UMAHUMAH!!!!111121@@22
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Mononoke wasn't all that, you know.
Nausicaa on my birthday. DOUBLE ROCK.
Actually Mononoke was probably better than Spirited Away. There was no "real" conflict in Spirited Away. I found that lame.
Haven't seen Howl yet.
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Porco Rosso is gonna rock ass! I'm pretty sure...
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I like SA, but I shall admit some disappointments with it. When's Howl out?
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June, I think. In theatres, I mean. It'll be a while before it hits DVD. I downloaded it a while back, but as soon as I recognized the Hong Kong bootleg subtitles it was off my hard drive in a jiffy.
I haven't pre-ordered Porco or the Cat Returns. I'm kind of waffling on them. I own all the others released through Disney so far, so...
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I'm tempted on Porco. The French dub is suppose to have Jean Reno. Jean Fucking Reno.
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Leon?
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Back to the otiginal topic, if joe can get celebrity endorsement, I'll make a post donation.
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Bitch used to be my pretend daughter, just like how I used to be toe's pretend son. I guess that makes Bitch toe's pretend grand-daughter. Only, for reals.
So if I'm Bitch's pretend daughter, toe's pretend mom, and your pretend wife, it's like we're in Arkansas.
awww and whos my daddy?? ;)
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Anyone with a twenty?
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no, y u still wanna buy that dildo? i told you to get a cheaper one
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Jean Reno was in Onimusha 3 on the PS2. Now that was cool...
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00019HNNM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
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Shame his real voice is only in the game for like 30 seconds, he speaks English well enough too...
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Yeah, that was kind of a piss-off, but I'm guessing it would've cost Capcom a whole heck of a lot more moolah to have him record for the entire game, and his stand-in wasn't terrible.
Great game though, I thought.
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no, y u still wanna buy that dildo? i told you to get a cheaper one
I think I can afford a proper dildo, jeez.
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Yeah, that was kind of a piss-off, but I'm guessing it would've cost Capcom a whole heck of a lot more moolah to have him record for the entire game, and his stand-in wasn't terrible.
Great game though, I thought.
Dude, they needed to hand him their first born or a few souls or something. No price is too great for Leon!
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:lol: They didn't use his real voice?
What happened to all those great big awesome archives on the EZboard?
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They use his real voice when he speaks French. However, Ako translates for him and gives him the ability to speak Japanese (though it's spoken in English) in order to understand Samonoske.
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Ah ha! So this ability also grants him the ability to be portrayed by an addiitional actor?
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Bingo.
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What happened to all those great big awesome archives on the EZboard?
My archives? Originals were erased by Ezboard. Copies were erased by, well, I think I cleaned out a bunch myself but Viperhost did the rest of the work and killed what was left.
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There wasn't anything good there anyways. Now if the ancient Mayhem texts could be revived...like when Emerid tried to turn the forum into a wrestling RPG, then I would be pleased.
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Word to that. I'm better off without all of that extra junk. For every hallmark moment there were like 400 posts of pure shit. Besides no one needs to remember Mirai no Trunks or Lyndilyn. It's bad enough I still do.
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Not to mention that for every Balloon Doggie Chronicle, there was a heap of Rumble's Euro feces.
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Balloon Doggie! I miss thee!!
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I miss Strafe's uncensored wit.
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Who the fuck was Lyndilyn?
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Whoa, you know that guy in Onimusha 1 and 3?
He starred in House of Flying Daggers. Well, and Returner... but I haven't seen that one.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0437580/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0437580/)
Half-Taiwanese, Half-Japanese...
EDIT: Well, I'm going "whoa" because I watched House of Flying Daggers without being aware that it was him...
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YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE MAN'S QUESTION.
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What a big stockholder.
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Who the fuck was Lyndilyn?
Uber-neurotic chick who was in love with Chris Sabat. Prime suspect for culprit who e-mailed Brian Drummond & told him that the Mini-Shrine had become ground zero for slamming the (at the time) new DBZ VAs. Changed her name to catalina, IIRC, and had a Sabat fansite for a while on hypernet. I was parodying her when I turned Hibernia into a rabid Sean Schemmel fangirl for a while. :P
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She wasn't as bad as one "Korea" girl. I forget how her name was spelled.
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This thread makes me feel old.
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She wasn't as bad as one "Korea" girl. I forget how her name was spelled.
Katia?
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Who was the first person to ever come to the Sphere, outside of you and then Rama Sha?
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Videl 1999 or some array of numbers. Don't ask why I remember her and not your jobs or my laundry.
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This thread makes me feel old.
it makes me feel sooo nwe, like i just came here one month ago :blink:
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I came right before the EZBoard died.
Remember Sendokan?
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I do. Is he still around somewhere out there?
Videl was the one with the wide array of DBZ attacks and the ability to teleport to and from Beast Mayhem. Good times. Oh yeah, and her avatar was Iria from Zeiram the Animation.
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Yes, a walking contradiction, she.
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She wasn't as bad as one "Korea" girl. I forget how her name was spelled.
Katia?
Can't remember if that was the spelling or not. I just remember she had a sister that posted named "Azriel2000" or some shit.
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I followed Nuri here like a transforming puppy because I thought she was hilarious.
Boy, was I proved wrong. :rolleyes:
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She wasn't as bad as one "Korea" girl. I forget how her name was spelled.
Katia?
Can't remember if that was the spelling or not. I just remember she had a sister that posted named "Azriel2000" or some shit.
It's Karia, and Azreal_2002, or as she's currently known, Lady Feline.
Oddly enough, Azzy's my roommate now.
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Ah.
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I followed Nuri here like a transforming puppy because I thought she was hilarious.
Boy, was I proved wrong. :rolleyes:
Why are you so cruel? :(
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Naw, I'm just kiddin.
Maybe.
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Yo, fuck you, you little ice cream bitch! :angry:
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Now I can't watch Ghost in the Shell without wetting my pants.
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GOOD! They better be! Yeah... Good!
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Sorry; it was Catreena. She has/had a DBZ site last updated in 2001.
I have added a new story by Fairy Chan. It is a story about Bra and Vegeta. This story is unlike anything I have ever read before.
:blink: Somebody else can go - the description alone makes me nervous.
Site (http://members.tripod.com/catreena/index2.htm)
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I won't even click on that link.
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I forget when I showed up at the Sphere. Some time fairly early though.
And I remember Videl. She detested me for some odd reason.
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You showed up either roughly the same time as or shortly after me. As for Videl, I don't remember her being fond of me either. Then again, few are.
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She didn't like me either. I think she was a man-hater.
Watch out, boy -- she'll chew you up!
Nah, that's a man-eater.
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I'm telling you, toe, if we get Silverdong and the tart back it'll be a Hall of the Fanboys All-Star Reunion Jamboree.
If that happens, I get to be the special guest playing the jug.
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You can play the jugs with an "s" if you get my meaning.
That's right, toe's luscious man-tits will be yours for the taking.
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x.x
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Unleash the dinner plates!
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Zero, did you come before or after me? :huh:
And pretty soon I'll be the only active poster sporting his original handle.
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What do you mean 'pretty soon'? I'm not going anywhere.
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Nuh oh yeah.
You.
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That's right! I am the ultimate! joerammstein forevaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
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I still have my original handle. :b Unless I decide to finalize the switch to trigunnuri.
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I don't like that, though. How Nuriko Misangi, or Major Nuriko.
Cmon. What about:
Super Fire Nuriko
Master Chief Petty Nuriko
Nurikobecca
Squish Factory Nuriko
Ms. Pac-man
Frau Nuriko
Nurikumus Prime
Donnie Duriko
Cancer Face
Foot Walker
Stockholder
Deep in the Heart of Texas Nuriko
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Nuriko Readman!
(http://members.cox.net/tm3rampage/rod_yomiko008.jpg)
(http://members.cox.net/tm3rampage/rod_yomiko014.jpg)
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That's right, toe's luscious man-tits will be yours for the taking.
Thanks for reminding me that Texas He-Boobie season is right around the corner. <_<
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You can play the jugs with an "s" if you get my meaning.
That's right, toe's luscious man-tits will be yours for the taking.
Only if he uses ice.
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YECH!! :x I hates that ROD chick! The English voice alone was ready to drive me back to suicide. I won't even start on the personality.
Anyway it was a joke. I guess no one else remembers trigunjoe.
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It's official! Every aspect of ROD is abysmal.
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She wasn't as bad as one "Korea" girl. I forget how her name was spelled.
Katia?
Nah, Katia = Alicia. She's a cool girl. I still chat wuth her fairly often
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Fraud.
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I could live without the original Read or Die OVA, but the TV series is animated bliss.
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...If you can't afford sleeping medication.
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or you don't have ESPN
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I could live without the original Read or Die OVA, but the TV series is animated bliss.
Genjo rocked. He should have killed everyone else & taken over the OVA.
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*likes Miss Deep and the Paper*
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I loved it in the OVA where Nancy goes through the wall and her tits bounced all over the place when they emerged, like what passed for her bra got hung on a nail or something in there.
R.O.D. the TV is on my Netflix queue...probably middle of March.
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Readman had to be one of the most annoying characters personality-wise, but she's damn cute anyway.
And I wasn't too fond of Miss Deep either, who has one of the most sexually suggestive names I've ever heard for an anime character.
You guys talking about people from the old board and I can't even jump in the conversation. I've been here longer than Tom, and I don't remember the people you're talking about, which is probably a good thing.
Yes I know that I'm changing the conversation back but you guys post too fast. I last checked here 2 days ago and you've already added a page to this thread.
After Joe came back this place sure has livened up. Thanks a lot Joe. :P
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Our little joe just lights up the room with his smile.
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He's like Archie Bunker's grandson!
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Or, uh, Pocahontas.
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That's pushing it... You could have said he was like Mulan, but you just had to cross a line.
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Nuri is right. Pocahontas is hotter than Mulan.
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Yeah, Mulan was doing this "I'm a guy" crap. Pocahontas was all woman... little girl... whatever.
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She was much better than the real one, and quite a slut.
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This is true.
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I still want it.
Also, if Tyrone Biggums is around here somewhere, let's think about reopening the Hall. THE Hall.
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Fake Pocahantas was hot. And John Smith. Whoooo! Anti-semetic men are hawt.
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How dare you, madame. How dare you.
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Damn you for making me look at this. Oh! So many "boohoo page not founds" I've suffered through.
I have as of May 02 on SleazyWhore:
joe: 3046
Chris Sabat: 319
Savage Bravo: 50+
Other random numbers from the few pages that loaded:
Me: 14649
tomduo: 208
Bernie AKA: 844
Rama: 9691
Sam: 259
aDam: 120
Doug: 492
E: 1084
Fiero: 1327
Jedah: 42
Rumble: 1798
chrombot: 600+
Lenin: 770+ Who was that anyway?
Jen: 1155
Phage: 620
Bitch: 1 (Her account had just been deleted.)
FS: 32+
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See? I was once mighty.
Mighty!
I was looking at the LBoE via the Wayback Machine about a month ago, and it made me yearn for those simpler times.
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There. Now you're like one of those after-dudes in those erectile disfunction commericals.
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Fuck yes! Virility upgrade complete!
joerammstein koko ni sanjo!
That makes no sense, does it.
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What about "joerammstein poopoo in banjo!"
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That's so low brow. And yet still I laugh.
Curse you again and again. I am a cultured gentleman and you will treat me as such!
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Fine, fine: What about "joerammstein poopoo in banjo!"
This time, while I posted, I wore a monocle and held a teacup with my pinky all erect... like Stonehenge.
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...and the judges are going to allow it.
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I'm glad we could have this sophisticated and cultured conversation, Gentleman Joe. It is such a pleasure in this day and age to be able to converse with a being on the same level of manners and societal awareness as I. Would you like another biscuit, Joe, or perhaps another spot of tea?
Poop poop, pee pee pee, ca-ca, doo-doo.
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Okay, now you're just going over my head. I'm not that civilized. Have a little humility, Ms. Holierthanthouington.
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I'm dreadfully sorry. I assumed too much. One less petticoat ought to fix this embarassing situation.
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Yes, the lady doth assume too much, methinks. Yea and verily.
...filibuster.
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haha oooo god just from looking at that list i just remembered how chrombot had a crush on meee, so nasty
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Holy shit, I want my ezNuri...
yeah that's where I would've ended this topic title.
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Ha ha, I'm faaaar from easy, my drunk friend.
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I figured as much. The real you is too much trouble, that's why I want "ezNuri". Some sort of clone of you that prances around in a cat-girl suit.
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Ha ha, I'm faaaar from easy, my drunk friend.
True Dat...True Dat.
and hey you think we can add this one to Smiles?
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/RamaSha/blamerama.gif)
They made this for me at another board when it became fashionable to blame me for all the worlds woes. I figure it'd fit in pretty good here too.
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Approved. I'll do it when I'm back at my own computer. This school one's acting up. I have two coffee cups in my taskbar. TWO!
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Yes...my plan is working perfectly. This is but the first step in total board domination! RAMA AWAY!
:: Flies away viva Jet Pack. ::
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:rama:
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So where'd that come from? Like an rp board?
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Yeah. I actually had to go back to get the thing and I was worried I'd get flooded with PMs if they saw I was there so I had to use all my ninja skills to get in and get out.
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RAAAAAAAAAAMA I saw you!! Teh councilll needs you. The Jedi must be stopped. :does a backflip back onto the rafters:
:lol:
Ha, I didn't even see this:
I figured as much. The real you is too much trouble, that's why I want "ezNuri". Some sort of clone of you that prances around in a cat-girl suit.
I have to be trouble to weed out the losers.
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fair enough.
I would totally give you the full court press if that makes you feel any more nauseous.
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I find that amusing.
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I don't think he means "Full Court Press" in a wholesome way.
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I know what he meant. The bigger question here is would he wear your lifevest while doing it. No wait, no it's not. I lie.
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RAAAAAAAAAAMA I saw you!! Teh councilll needs you. The Jedi must be stopped. :does a backflip back onto the rafters:
:lol:
Yes, thank you for reminding me.
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You're welcome.
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o.o
*walks away slowly... to Lynch* ^_^
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Light sabre duel! I call light sabre duel!! Quick, someone put on the Phantom Menance soundtrack while I fashion a weapon out of this blue straw.
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*pulls back the cloak from his face*
There can be only one.
*chorus begins*
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Isn't that Highlander? We can't have geekdoms cross-breeding.
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Yeah, get your ass somewhere else, McLeod. I remember at least one Highlander stray and he didn't fit in. Considering there was an ogre there that did, that says a lot.
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I took the line from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, actually.
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No excuses!
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The only time I want to watch food is when it's going into my mouth or it's being smothered in between two sticks of butter by Paula Dean.
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Paula Deen is amazing, but you know Shake is your master. Don't deny it, you couldn't even try to. Your head would explode.
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Bah, that most unentertaining shake ever.
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I'm watching Iron Chef right now. I love that show. Sam is fucking hot too. (finally a chef that is hot)
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My mom is obessed with Paula Dean. She watches it all the time. But anyone that only uses salt, pepper, and flour for fried chicken is dead to me!
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What would you have her use?
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I use any combination of these, sometimes not all...but I have used them all before.
Salt
Pepper
Paprika
Parmesan & Ramano Cheese
Garlic Salt
Cracked Black Pepper
Basil
Oregano
Thyme
Rosemary
Majoran
This stuff called Butter buds (don't use much, but I do put it in there.)
and I mix Bread Crumbs in with the flour to give it a good crunch.
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Fuck I said Iron Chef, I meant Top Chef. Fuck Iron Chef america, gayest show ever. Now, the real Iron Chef is awesome.
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The host of Real Iron Chef is awesome.
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That's why I said the real Iron Chef is awesome.(well, one of the reasons).
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Salt
Pepper
Paprika
Parmesan & Ramano Cheese
Garlic Salt
Cracked Black Pepper
Basil
Oregano
Thyme
Rosemary
Majoran
This stuff called Butter buds (don't use much, but I do put it in there.)
and I mix Bread Crumbs in with the flour to give it a good crunch.
That sounds like some busy chicken to me. Do you have a deep fryer then?
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Yeah. I wish I had a preasure cooker though. It's hard to get those flavors actually into the chicken.
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You'd have to marinate it first for it a while, then bread it and fry it wouldn't you?
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Still doesn't get in there as much as I like. Best way I've found is to wash the frozen chicken and then put the marinate in with it while it thaws. Still tastes a little bland to me. Course I like stuff with lots of spices so it may just be me.
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Get heroin needles and inject the chicken.