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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 01:03:41 AM

Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 01:03:41 AM
I decided to look for something to make a new forum theme out of and googled Lucky Charms to see what I'd get.  I didn't expect this.  Even though it's four years old it makes me teh frown.  This is what I get for not reading the news in 2000.

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/08/28/parents.killed.ap/ (http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/08/28/parents.killed.ap/)
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:08:53 AM
Have you seen Lucky Charms lately? They've got fucking red tornadoes in there. And I ain't talking about the DC superhero. That reminds me, JLU is a delightful romp.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:09:18 AM
Aslong as the guy who created Fruity Pebbles is still alive.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:13:37 AM
Fred Flintstone's been alive this long, what makes you think he'll ever die?
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:15:02 AM
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:15:47 AM
Fred will eventually have a heart attack. You know how much cholesterol is in Brontosaurus?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 01:22:13 AM
Haha, this is truly the luck of the Irish!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:23:21 AM
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0363262/ (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0363262/)

Homey can save us all.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 01:25:07 AM
Ahhh...the only funny Wayans Brother...  I would have used "talented", but Marlon was pretty good in Requiem for a Dream.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:26:06 AM
I think this movie is USA network fodder.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:26:32 AM
Bout fucking time. I wonder if the white kids still use the word "homey"
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:29:13 AM
I wish.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 01:30:06 AM
I encourage it.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:33:16 AM
Oh shit, son. Is there nothing they won't make a movie about?
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:33:52 AM
Just think what will happen in three years, they will remake the Ben Stiller Starsky and Hutch.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 01:35:23 AM
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Oh shit, son. Is there nothing they won't make a movie about?
Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert coming out of a TV set is a true testament to that.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:36:11 AM
Everytime they remake a bad movie an angel dies!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 01:36:48 AM
If that were the case, Ed Wood cleared out heaven.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:39:02 AM
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Oh shit, son. Is there nothing they won't make a movie about?
Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert coming out of a TV set is a true testament to that.
Did you Weekend Update on SNL last weekend? They were making fun of Kenan for not making fun of Bill Cosby.  :lol:
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:41:03 AM
I've never seen a photograph of toe, but I've always pictured him as Kenan Thompson. Only, you know, not funny.

Za-za-za-zing!

Yeah, I saw that. Good stuff, dad.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 01:41:16 AM
I haven't watched SNL since Chris Farley.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:43:08 AM
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I've never seen a photograph of toe, but I've always pictured him as Kenan Thompson. Only, you know, not funny.

Za-za-za-zing!

Yeah, I saw that. Good stuff, dad.
You saw my picture at Rama's Corner many moons ago...
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 01:44:28 AM
I don't remember any pictures of you ever being there.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:44:45 AM
Huh. You're right. You look more like Phil LaMarr. Or perhaps LeVar Burton.

Where's Rama these days?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 01:46:26 AM
I dunno.  But if you bash him on this board, like a moody leprecaun to his pot of gold he just might appear.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:49:30 AM
I always hated that fuckhole.

*waits*

Nah, he was a good guy.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 01:49:56 AM
:lol:
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:50:37 AM
I'm telling!
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:55:51 AM
Do it. We can be one big happy family once more. In a Yahoo-Gi-Oh! chat room. With mics!
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 01:56:41 AM
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I'm telling!
You always tell.  Merla and I call you "the Ungolden Snitch".
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:00:44 AM
If I piss on Merla can I be "The Golden Snitch"?
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:01:16 AM
The Chocolate Snitch. Oh baby.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 02:03:10 AM
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If I piss on Merla can I be "The Golden Snitch"?
No, but Merla'll be "the Golden Merla".
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:05:13 AM
Formerly known as Pearly Merla.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 02:24:21 AM
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Huh. You're right. You look more like Phil LaMarr. Or perhaps LeVar Burton.

Where's Rama these days?
I remember Toe looking alot like Kenan.

As for Rama, he's off stalking Richard Dean Anderson.  Some say, he lives on top of Anderson's house, nude and clenching to a blood-soaked teddy bear...
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:27:18 AM
He so loved his Stargate, that boy. Ever so much.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 02:28:44 AM
Oddly enough he posts once in awhile at the Ass-spank.  And any time I go to say something to him on AIM, he immediately signs off.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:32:01 AM
That's because he's trying to forget. Only he can't forget. He simply cannot forget the good times you and he spent together on those hot summer nights of passion.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 02:34:19 AM
Yeah...those moments truely defined the 1990's.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:37:20 AM
Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more, did he put up a fight?
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 02:45:13 AM
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That's because he's trying to forget. Only he can't forget. He simply cannot forget the good times you and he spent together on those hot summer nights of passion.
Damnit, if only you had said "endless" instead of "hot", I could've posted Richard Marx song lyrics.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 02:47:00 AM
You would have.  Though Toe was more of Rama's bitch if memory serves me correctly.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:55:28 AM
toe was everyone's bitch. Rama was Nuri's bitch. Nuri was my bitch.

But only in joezarroworld.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 09:09:57 AM
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toe was everyone's bitch. Rama was Nuri's bitch. Nuri was my bitch.

But only in joezarroworld.
Don't mention Rama around here >.>;
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 01:23:13 AM
Yeah, you know that old campfire story about saying his name three times.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: joe on Feb 16, 2005, 01:35:09 AM
I think it was just once, like Candlejack.

Someone identify that reference without resorting to google. Cheating fockers.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 01:47:04 AM
*shrug*
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Post by: joe on Feb 16, 2005, 02:04:38 AM
I'm gonna need more rope. Ahahahahaha...

Now there's a show that deserves the feature film treatment.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 10:35:01 AM
Can I use the Encyclopedia Mythica?
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Post by: joe on Feb 16, 2005, 12:22:34 PM
I tire of this game! Use whatever you like.
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 12:42:27 PM
Now it's no longer fun.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 16, 2005, 09:34:10 PM
:lol:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 09:35:26 PM
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I tire of this game! Use whatever you like.
*Uses an empty photo album*
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Post by: The D on Feb 16, 2005, 10:31:03 PM
*uses a sledgehammer*
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 17, 2005, 12:01:47 AM
How brash.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 17, 2005, 12:21:27 AM
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I think it was just once, like Candlejack.

Someone identify that reference without resorting to google. Cheating fockers.
SSSSHHHHHH!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 17, 2005, 12:31:12 AM
No ones allowed to talk about the greatest series to ever grace the WB.
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Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 01:24:32 AM
Super-teen extraordinaire...
Runs around in underwear...
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 17, 2005, 01:31:18 AM
For some reason I thought you were singing the theme song for Captain Yesterday on Futurama.
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Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 01:46:23 AM
Super King has all the powers of a King
Plus all the powet of Superman,
Also he's a robot
Ain't it cool? Super King you rule!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 01:49:26 AM
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Super-teen extraordinaire...
Runs around in underwear...
Not him.   <_<  
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 01:52:58 AM
No, not Urkel. Guess again!
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 01:58:14 AM
He tried too hard IMO.  Look at me!  I'm teh funny!
Title: Dude! Totally sad!
Post by: joe on Feb 17, 2005, 02:05:13 AM
I thought that was part of his appeal...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 17, 2005, 04:19:32 PM
*Runs Joe over for his Lucky Charms*

No one disses the U-to-the-R-K-EL.
 
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2005, 07:41:40 PM
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I thought that was part of his appeal...
Nope!  Lord Bravery was way funnier.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 07:46:40 PM
Was not.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2005, 07:50:55 PM
Was so.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 07:52:08 PM
Was not.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2005, 07:52:38 PM
Was so.  Locked for teh win!!