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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Aug 16, 2004, 01:34:35 PM

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Post by: The D on Aug 16, 2004, 01:34:35 PM

I have returned. Sunburned.

I would rather be in Arizona for another week then have to work again, which I have to do in 2 hours. Stupid job.

I would say what I did in great detail but then I'd be making this into my own personal Blog. So I'll summarize.


I went and saw my aunt and uncle and their three kids (girl, 8; boy, 14; girl, 17). The family I love a lot even though they're a bunch of religious crackjobs.

We went to a water park, a shooting range, laser tag, rode bikes, a resort, a large mall, gameworks, Imax, and climbed a mountain.

And here's a picture my oldest cousin drew.

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Post by: Max Con on Aug 16, 2004, 01:37:24 PM

Did you have sex with her?


Incest is the best, put your family to the test!

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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 16, 2004, 01:40:16 PM

Incest is best!  Why go across the street when you can go across the hallway?

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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 16, 2004, 01:44:07 PM

or just across the same room...if you're into that

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 16, 2004, 03:08:55 PM

If the girl looks anything like the drawing, I saw screw her.

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Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2004, 04:23:37 PM

GAG, GAG, and SUPREMO-GAG! :x

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Post by: ekerou on Aug 16, 2004, 04:30:35 PM

who were those gags directed towards?

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Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2004, 04:46:41 PM

The members of the jury.

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 16, 2004, 06:34:09 PM

But she has an alluring flower in her hair!

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Post by: The D on Aug 16, 2004, 10:25:56 PM

*twitch*

(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-040.gif)

*spazzes*

(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-013.gif)

.........


She does not look LIKE that photo (which I didn't realize was so big), that's a picture of a character from Pita Ten.


(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-039.gif)


And Jesus Christ....


*almost has a seizure*


Although, actually, she's my stepcousin, since she's not my uncle's kid and came from a different marrage... so she's not blood related. And she's pretty hot for a 17 year old, not that I noticed much.



.......


What the fuck is with you guys!?

(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-024.gif)

(gives nuri ideas for new smilies)

 

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Post by: Max Con on Aug 16, 2004, 11:55:37 PM

Not even blood related?


Stick it to her, man!

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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 17, 2004, 06:36:57 AM

yeah, seriously. what are you waiting for?

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 10:19:51 AM

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Not even blood related?


Stick it to her, man!

Up her, straight up her.

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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 17, 2004, 07:45:21 PM

Allow me!

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Post by: The D on Aug 17, 2004, 09:32:02 PM

........


*gets castration shears* (http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif)


Even if I wanted to screw her, I wouldn't be able to get near her. She'd say "No, Premarital sex is against the bible, mmmmkaaayyy"

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 09:47:57 PM

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*gets castration shears* (http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif)


Even if I wanted to screw her, I wouldn't be able to get near her. She'd say "No, Premarital sex is against the bible, mmmmkaaayyy"

It's a game, man.  She's playing hard to fuckin' get!

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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 17, 2004, 11:07:51 PM

I agree, that whole staying a virgin until marriage is such a great boy-catching technique.

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2004, 11:09:16 PM

See, straight from the horse's mouth.  Is that a gift horse?  Are you a gift, chels?

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2004, 09:38:58 AM

I couldn't even imagine going through all the hell & hassle of a wedding day, then being a nervous wreck about getting nasty with somebody for the first time on top of that.  Or on bottom of that.   :P  

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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 18, 2004, 11:01:42 AM

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See, straight from the horse's mouth.  Is that a gift horse?  Are you a gift, chels?

I was being facetious.

I was once considered gifted in elementary school.  I sure fooled them when I got into junior high.  They were so punk'd!

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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 03:33:01 PM

When I was little, I was all about saving myself for marriage.  Then as I got older, I realized it was because I wasn't all that crazy about the idea of having sex with someone in the first place.

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2004, 03:48:15 PM

Like most things in life, it's more fun when you do it because you want to, not because you have to.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 18, 2004, 06:20:14 PM

sex is goooood

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 18, 2004, 07:57:40 PM

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See, straight from the horse's mouth.  Is that a gift horse?  Are you a gift, chels?

I was being facetious.

I was once considered gifted in elementary school.  I sure fooled them when I got into junior high.  They were so punk'd!

I still say you're at least 15% gift.  You're too pretty not to be.  Yeah.

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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 11:44:00 PM

15% is too low.

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 19, 2004, 07:47:43 AM

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15% is too low.

Your right, but she's being defiant.

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Post by: B E C K on Aug 19, 2004, 01:33:11 PM

But defiance in itself earns another percentage.

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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 19, 2004, 06:55:32 PM

So....16% gift?

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 19, 2004, 09:25:23 PM

I wanted to say 40%, but I wasn't sure that was enough either.

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 20, 2004, 08:59:43 AM

So she gets to keep 60% of herself, like commission sale stuff? :huh:  

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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 20, 2004, 10:38:04 AM

Damn! She's 200 Proof!

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 20, 2004, 07:27:18 PM

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So she gets to keep 60% of herself, like commission sale stuff? :huh:

Hehe, yeah, 40% free, the other 60% costs ya.  Five dollars.  Wait, no.  I can't talk about her like that.

So, about Faye . . .

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Post by: The D on Aug 20, 2004, 10:27:11 PM

And now for something completely different.

Doom 3:

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 20, 2004, 10:57:39 PM

Bad ass!

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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 21, 2004, 09:32:27 AM

that is one of the raddest things i've seen in my days.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 21, 2004, 12:46:53 PM

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So she gets to keep 60% of herself, like commission sale stuff? :huh:

Hehe, yeah, 40% free, the other 60% costs ya.  Five dollars.  Wait, no.  I can't talk about her like that.

So, about Faye . . .

im incalculable!

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 21, 2004, 06:57:38 PM

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So she gets to keep 60% of herself, like commission sale stuff? :huh:

Hehe, yeah, 40% free, the other 60% costs ya.  Five dollars.  Wait, no.  I can't talk about her like that.

So, about Faye . . .

im incalculable!

I'd say Faye's about 50% free, the other 50% just takes a little liquor.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 21, 2004, 07:54:48 PM

:angry:  

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 21, 2004, 08:14:06 PM

I've notioced something.  When I'm making fun of you (unseriously), I call you Faye, but when I'm friendly, I call you Daniella.  That's how you can tell if I'm joking.

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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 22, 2004, 01:26:42 PM

by that same logic:

Fiero, you're a twofaced bastard!

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Post by: Fiero on Aug 23, 2004, 08:05:37 AM

Ass.