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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 11, 2005, 12:02:09 AM: Not knowing how to bet. (http://www.inthenews.co.uk/quirky/body-and-appearance/health/wales-rugby-fan-loses-his-tackle-$7755396.htm)

Heh.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 11, 2005, 12:13:23 AM: :x !!!

The mental problems explains not knowing a thing about hyperbole.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 11, 2005, 06:38:53 AM: The thing is, it's really hard to imagine a friend showing up at your house, bleeding, wearing a kilt and proudly displaying his rocks in a ziplock baggie.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 11, 2005, 08:24:33 AM: Don't attend any Highland Games piping competitions, then.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 11, 2005, 02:08:37 PM: Man. Whata badass.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 11, 2005, 09:34:57 PM: And now he's ball less. Maybe the lack of testosterone or whatever will curb his need to bet.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 12, 2005, 11:54:05 AM: Quote
And now he's ball less. Maybe the lack of testosterone or whatever will curb his need to bet.
But hopefully he'll remain a man of his word.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 12, 2005, 02:12:24 PM: Valid point.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 12:23:37 AM: B-but he has no balls! That's also a valid point!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 12:42:32 AM: Actions speak louder than balls?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:02:56 AM: DO they? Do they really?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 01:06:23 AM: Ha heh heh. She''s talking like how I talk.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:08:42 AM: Sure is.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 01:11:11 AM: Yes, but is she?

Is she?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:19:54 AM: No.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:35:26 AM: And you have your answer.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 01:46:05 AM: ...........................do i?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:50:12 AM: yes
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:57:29 AM: Accept the answer or pay the price.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 02:02:42 AM: It's a bit steep but it comes with a free frogurt.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 02:08:26 AM: Sorbet is the money dessert.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 14, 2005, 12:01:15 PM: Unlike the overrated tiramisu.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 14, 2005, 12:15:10 PM: Some people actually try to pronounce it "sherbtert" still. Even when they're looking at the sign that labels it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 14, 2005, 12:28:20 PM: Quote
Unlike the overrated tiramisu.
that and rumcake are my favorite desserts(im not lying)
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 14, 2005, 01:26:57 PM: The place we had our reception has a chocolate fudge mousse cake served with brandied cream and raspberry glaze. People act like they're coming when they eat it. :blink:
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2005, 11:37:43 PM: I don't remember what tiramisu tastes like. I had it a couple of years ago.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:30:56 AM: Quote
I don't remember what tiramisu tastes like. I had it a couple of years ago.
Depends on who makes it. It can either be really good, or really bad. If they don't use proper espresso (sometimes they use just day old coffee) or marscapone cheese (Philli Light anyone? x.x ) it tastes like a day old twinkie.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:45:56 AM: Tira Misu tastes like cartoon vagina. Ahahahahaha...

Sorry.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 01:47:48 AM: Boo!! Bad!
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 01:50:57 AM: I apologized in advance, damn it.

Chocolate Misu was better anyway. And not in her bondage gear either, that just left far too little to the imagination.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 02:05:18 AM: You could still speculate on the shade of her nipples. It counts for something.

Great, now I'm Doug.
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:11:21 AM: They were probably red with agitation after being rubbed against those leather spaghetti straps all day and night.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 02:12:32 AM: Ouch!
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Post by: joe on Feb 15, 2005, 02:19:24 AM: Yes, I'm quite certain we're all familiar with that particular sensation.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 15, 2005, 01:54:25 PM: Saran wrap & baby oil is so much kinder. :)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 02:42:20 PM: Yeesh.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 15, 2005, 03:21:33 PM: Go to a spa sometime. You'd be amazed at what they slather on & wrap you in. I'm sure they're why poop giraffes aren't extinct yet.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 07:13:59 PM: Quote
Go to a spa sometime. You'd be amazed at what they slather on & wrap you in. I'm sure they're why poop giraffes aren't extinct yet.
Go to Hershey's spa. They pamper you in Chocolate!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 11:17:08 PM: Or you could roll around on a Denny's floor for three hours. Regardless, you'll be sticky and brown in the end.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 01:00:58 AM: x.x
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 01:17:49 AM: And you'll taste like coffee bits, bacon rinds, and dreams.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 01:10:16 PM: HA!
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Post by: The D on Feb 16, 2005, 03:32:14 PM: Quote
Tira Misu tastes like cartoon vagina. Ahahahahaha...

Sorry.
Irony is I reciently watched parts of that series again.

Joe beat me to making a witty comment about it is all.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 16, 2005, 04:24:22 PM: A friend of mine shut up a girl with baby rabies who was gushing about how wonderful she thought babies smelled (?) with, "Yeah, they've been marinating in pussy. Wanna test that with my dick?" Her boyfriend was so sick of hearing about babies that even he cracked up. :P
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 09:37:00 PM: Sounds like something I'd come up with.
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Post by: The D on Feb 20, 2005, 11:11:35 PM: I never really got into that Sorcerer Hunters anime.

You got this male character who wants to fuck every female alive, and most of them won't let him near him, yet there are two hot as fuck females who would fuck his brains out and he doesn't want to even touch them. I don't know who's more fucked up, the horny guy afraid of two women who want his penis, or the two women who want his penis despite the fact he's afraid of them and ignores them.

And the cross dressing Haz knight... gah.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 20, 2005, 11:37:16 PM: Uh-huh...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 12:00:52 AM: I think the Sorceror Hunters' involvement with this thread came and went ages ago. I had tiramisu for the second time last Thursday. Good stuff.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:03:09 AM: Is that so?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 12:09:59 AM: Have you tried it?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:11:36 AM: Once. It was okay, but I'll take sorbet over it any day.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 12:12:15 AM: Oh you and your sherr-bet.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:14:41 AM: Sorbet is different fron sherbert.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 21, 2005, 12:21:17 AM: Yeah, sherbet is no good.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:42:47 AM: Mainly since it contains no real fruit. Breyer's rocks just because it contains huge ass chunks of strawberry (or the respected flavor's fruit) in each pint.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 01:07:37 AM: I love Breyer's.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 01:13:25 AM: Häagen-Dazs' isn't bad either.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 21, 2005, 01:48:00 AM: All of it is just "bleh" since I'v ebeen working at Cold Stone.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 21, 2005, 10:35:45 AM: Dryer's pink grapefruit sorbet.... : q~~~~
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 21, 2005, 01:27:11 PM: I hate pink grapefruit. You're stupid for liking it.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 21, 2005, 01:41:43 PM: I'm lazy. You don't have to peel the sorbet. :P
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 21, 2005, 02:24:40 PM: Ruby Red Grapefruit juice is the best thing ever.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 04:29:31 PM: It's decent. White grape juice is where it's at.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 12:11:30 AM: Hmm, I think I should try this Pink Grapefruit sorbet.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 04:24:49 AM: I think you should shut the hell up.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2005, 05:02:46 AM: Stop trying to pretend we're married.
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Post by: Sexy faye on Feb 22, 2005, 08:19:36 AM: you should all see jackass:the movie and after that you won't touch another sorbet in your lives
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 09:17:09 AM: I watched the first 5 minutes and changed the channel. Does that count?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 12:30:57 PM: I never bothered to watch it. SERVED.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 12:39:30 PM: No. :|
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 01:18:35 PM: Okay fine, it doesn't count.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 02:22:25 PM: Quote
I think you should shut the hell up.
Damn. Your parents obviuosly didn't get along very well? :huh:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 02:23:33 PM: Sounds like it.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 02:27:04 PM: Sounds like you.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 02:28:16 PM: Indeed.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 22, 2005, 02:29:43 PM: Indidn't.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 03:59:37 PM: That's not even a word. SERVED.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 22, 2005, 06:35:27 PM: Quote
I watched the first 5 minutes and changed the channel. Does that count?
nope, the scene im talking about is in the middle of the movie
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Post by: The D on Feb 22, 2005, 09:51:41 PM: Quote
SERVED.
With chocolate syrup?

Zero, I didn't know you felt that way about Megs. :ph34r:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 10:28:37 PM: I find it odd that you have fantasies about Megs and I, but it's interesting that you choose to come out on this board. Well, I guess that's why you've been hanging out with little girls. You never wanted to fuck them, you were only giving fashion tips. I'm frankly surprised that you and Faye aren't better friends.
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Post by: The D on Feb 22, 2005, 10:38:16 PM: Well I'm glad the truth is out now.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 10:42:43 PM: I'll bet.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 23, 2005, 01:33:06 AM: Besides, Zero would probably never let me get any semblance of control.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 02:06:49 AM: You're damn right.