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Title: So my Older bro Twists his Testicle...
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 10, 2005, 08:45:47 AM
Now, this is the lazy bro I'm talking about. I go to bed at ten, wake up an hour later and listen as my parents and him are getting ready to go to the ER. Apparently as it turns out, he twisted his left testicle and had some emergency surgery done. Minor thing really...
We figure the only way he could have strained himself enough for something like that was a week or so ago when he threw a temper tantrum over "How nobody listens to me and does anything for me!" and broke his doorframe.

I love karmic justice. I really do.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 10:54:06 AM
Haha!  Just like Dean Venture!
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Post by: Sing-a-long Bernie on Feb 10, 2005, 12:15:11 PM
Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to & fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?  :P

Ahem....

*goes back to account analysis, albeit more awake*
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Post by: Retarded_Phagey on Feb 10, 2005, 12:33:39 PM
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Now, this is the lazy bro I'm talking about. I go to bed at ten, wake up an hour later and listen as my parents and him are getting ready to go to the ER. Apparently as it turns out, he twisted his left testicle and had some emergency surgery done. Minor thing really...
We figure the only way he could have strained himself enough for something like that was a week or so ago when he threw a temper tantrum over "How nobody listens to me and does anything for me!" and broke his doorframe.

I love karmic justice. I really do.
Actually it's entirely possible to twist a testicle just by turning the wrong way, it's amazingly easy to do. I know this because I had a nephew have to go to the emergency room for the same thing, and all he did was stretch the wrong direction.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2005, 12:43:06 PM
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Haha!  Just like Dean Venture!
 :lol:   My thoughts exactly!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 02:10:10 PM
Say Emmy, did he scream "IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE ROCKS...AND FORGOT TO MOVE THEIR FOOT BACK!"?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 10, 2005, 02:51:05 PM
::atempts twistage::

It's not so easy. Maybe mine are just WAY TOO FUCKING HUGE.
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Post by: The D on Feb 10, 2005, 03:07:40 PM
How exactly does one twist their testicle?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 10, 2005, 03:40:14 PM
Take in in your hand and turn your wrist sharply to one side whilst squeezing hard.

Oh, go on, do it.  I've heard it's fun.  :D  
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Post by: The D on Feb 10, 2005, 04:04:05 PM
I'd perfer a diagram or someone else to do the demonstration, kthx.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 07:04:15 PM
Liar.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 10, 2005, 07:48:19 PM
Actually the testicles are supposed to have a sort of "Anchor" tissue that prevents that kind of twisting. As karmic luck would have it, my brother doesn't have that kind of tissue, so they cut'em open, twisted'em back, and made sure that they have some sort of anchor.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 10, 2005, 11:20:43 PM
I am so sorry for your lost.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2005, 11:28:53 PM
:blink:  
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Feb 10, 2005, 11:35:27 PM
So the... egg shape of the testicle is fine? That wasn't twisted?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 11:42:21 PM
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So the... egg shape of the testicle is fine? That wasn't twisted?
His older brother's nut pulled an internal 180.  The doctor turned it back and sewed it to the inside of the sack to keep it in place.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 11:46:49 PM
Testicular Torsion (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/testiculartorsion.htm)

There, that ought to clear it all up.  There aren't any pictures, so there's nothing to fear other than very specific text.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 11, 2005, 12:22:33 AM
:lol:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 11, 2005, 06:37:34 AM
I forgot to include "STOP. TOUCH. AND TELL!"
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 11, 2005, 02:09:33 PM
FUCKING HUGE.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 14, 2005, 08:27:55 AM
Huge as in so incredibly tiny your mind makes you thinkg they're huge in comparison to a peanut?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 14, 2005, 12:19:03 PM
Oooo. Good one.  :rolleyes:  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 14, 2005, 01:36:59 PM
Get him some of these (http://www.hometown-treats.com/products/e_caramel_nut_twist.html) for Valentine's Day, Emmy  :wub:  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 14, 2005, 06:15:15 PM
Nah.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 14, 2005, 06:46:41 PM
You could ask him "what's worse than a hurricane?"  When he asks "what?";  you tell him "a testicle twister".
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 14, 2005, 08:47:28 PM
Or just kick him in the balls and twist the other so he has a matching pair.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2005, 11:51:43 PM
Zero's was better.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:20:47 AM
Thank you.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 12:23:06 AM
You should save that quote.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:25:28 AM
No... THIS is a quote...:

Holy Hero Tapion: Do you really think you could take Little Hercules?
ExtraZero08: Sure, if I kicked him in the face.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 12:29:16 AM
Is that a gay joke? I cant tell anymore...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:31:38 AM
No, "Little Hercules" is a muscule-bound foreign child.

(http://home.tiscali.nl/samira/images/looks/richardsandrak.jpg)
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 12:43:07 AM
I'd it hit if I was Michael Jackson.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 12:45:03 AM
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No... THIS is a quote...:

Holy Hero Tapion: Do you really think you could take Little Hercules?
ExtraZero08: Sure, if I kicked him in the face.
 :lol:   That's dying to be a sig somewhere!


And toe, that was just wrong, man.   <_<  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:45:57 AM
It's my buddy info for AIM.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 12:52:44 AM
Awesomeness.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:27:09 AM
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No, "Little Hercules" is a muscule-bound foreign child.

(http://home.tiscali.nl/samira/images/looks/richardsandrak.jpg)
Is that the mutant kid who might be the forerunner to cyclops blasting Dubya's head off.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 15, 2005, 01:55:59 PM
I've seen the kid on TV, but this picture looks superimposed.  Why does he have a tanned body and white face?  <_<  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 02:41:32 PM
Who knows.  I'd post another picture, but looking at that kid hurts my eye.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 01:27:22 AM
I was thinking it looked kinda superimposed, too.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 01:31:00 AM
Awesome, first result.  http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm (http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 10:33:20 AM
I wish I had pecs like that @.x
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 16, 2005, 09:38:01 PM
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Awesome, first result.  http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm (http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm)
EWWW daammnn!! poor kid, he looks like a mutant
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 09:59:37 PM
Well, because Little Hercules literally is.  Much like Robert Pershing Waldow (http://www.altonweb.com/history/wadlow/), there is most likely a small growth pushing in on one of the glands inside his brain.  While Waldo's caused him to grow at a rapid rate, Hercule's growth is probably the cause of his  muscle development being so radically advanced.