The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 10, 2005, 08:45:47 AM
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Now, this is the lazy bro I'm talking about. I go to bed at ten, wake up an hour later and listen as my parents and him are getting ready to go to the ER. Apparently as it turns out, he twisted his left testicle and had some emergency surgery done. Minor thing really...
We figure the only way he could have strained himself enough for something like that was a week or so ago when he threw a temper tantrum over "How nobody listens to me and does anything for me!" and broke his doorframe.
I love karmic justice. I really do.
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Haha! Just like Dean Venture!
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Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to & fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow? :P
Ahem....
*goes back to account analysis, albeit more awake*
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Now, this is the lazy bro I'm talking about. I go to bed at ten, wake up an hour later and listen as my parents and him are getting ready to go to the ER. Apparently as it turns out, he twisted his left testicle and had some emergency surgery done. Minor thing really...
We figure the only way he could have strained himself enough for something like that was a week or so ago when he threw a temper tantrum over "How nobody listens to me and does anything for me!" and broke his doorframe.
I love karmic justice. I really do.
Actually it's entirely possible to twist a testicle just by turning the wrong way, it's amazingly easy to do. I know this because I had a nephew have to go to the emergency room for the same thing, and all he did was stretch the wrong direction.
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Haha! Just like Dean Venture!
:lol: My thoughts exactly!
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Say Emmy, did he scream "IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE ROCKS...AND FORGOT TO MOVE THEIR FOOT BACK!"?
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::atempts twistage::
It's not so easy. Maybe mine are just WAY TOO FUCKING HUGE.
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How exactly does one twist their testicle?
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Take in in your hand and turn your wrist sharply to one side whilst squeezing hard.
Oh, go on, do it. I've heard it's fun. :D
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I'd perfer a diagram or someone else to do the demonstration, kthx.
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Liar.
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Actually the testicles are supposed to have a sort of "Anchor" tissue that prevents that kind of twisting. As karmic luck would have it, my brother doesn't have that kind of tissue, so they cut'em open, twisted'em back, and made sure that they have some sort of anchor.
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I am so sorry for your lost.
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:blink:
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So the... egg shape of the testicle is fine? That wasn't twisted?
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So the... egg shape of the testicle is fine? That wasn't twisted?
His older brother's nut pulled an internal 180. The doctor turned it back and sewed it to the inside of the sack to keep it in place.
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Testicular Torsion (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/testiculartorsion.htm)
There, that ought to clear it all up. There aren't any pictures, so there's nothing to fear other than very specific text.
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:lol:
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I forgot to include "STOP. TOUCH. AND TELL!"
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FUCKING HUGE.
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Huge as in so incredibly tiny your mind makes you thinkg they're huge in comparison to a peanut?
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Oooo. Good one. :rolleyes:
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Get him some of these (http://www.hometown-treats.com/products/e_caramel_nut_twist.html) for Valentine's Day, Emmy :wub:
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Nah.
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You could ask him "what's worse than a hurricane?" When he asks "what?"; you tell him "a testicle twister".
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Or just kick him in the balls and twist the other so he has a matching pair.
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Zero's was better.
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Thank you.
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You should save that quote.
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No... THIS is a quote...:
Holy Hero Tapion: Do you really think you could take Little Hercules?
ExtraZero08: Sure, if I kicked him in the face.
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Is that a gay joke? I cant tell anymore...
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No, "Little Hercules" is a muscule-bound foreign child.
(http://home.tiscali.nl/samira/images/looks/richardsandrak.jpg)
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I'd it hit if I was Michael Jackson.
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No... THIS is a quote...:
Holy Hero Tapion: Do you really think you could take Little Hercules?
ExtraZero08: Sure, if I kicked him in the face.
:lol: That's dying to be a sig somewhere!
And toe, that was just wrong, man. <_<
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It's my buddy info for AIM.
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Awesomeness.
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No, "Little Hercules" is a muscule-bound foreign child.
(http://home.tiscali.nl/samira/images/looks/richardsandrak.jpg)
Is that the mutant kid who might be the forerunner to cyclops blasting Dubya's head off.
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I've seen the kid on TV, but this picture looks superimposed. Why does he have a tanned body and white face? <_<
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Who knows. I'd post another picture, but looking at that kid hurts my eye.
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I was thinking it looked kinda superimposed, too.
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Awesome, first result. http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm (http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm)
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I wish I had pecs like that @.x
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Awesome, first result. http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm (http://www.craigproductions.com/RichardS.htm)
EWWW daammnn!! poor kid, he looks like a mutant
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Well, because Little Hercules literally is. Much like Robert Pershing Waldow (http://www.altonweb.com/history/wadlow/), there is most likely a small growth pushing in on one of the glands inside his brain. While Waldo's caused him to grow at a rapid rate, Hercule's growth is probably the cause of his muscle development being so radically advanced.