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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Feb 09, 2005, 04:29:34 PM

Title: THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Post by: The D on Feb 09, 2005, 04:29:34 PM: http://www.livejournal.com/users/bigdoug/250758.html (http://www.livejournal.com/users/bigdoug/250758.html)

Don't follow any of the links the spammer posted, either. Most of them cause your browser to be spammed by nasty pics. Just like my journal entry.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 09, 2005, 05:20:00 PM: Report the asshole and stop bitching about it. And it is funny, cause it happened to you.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2005, 06:25:20 PM: EW. I'm eating. Good thing I didn't let that load.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 09, 2005, 06:39:36 PM: That's alotta goatse!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 09, 2005, 06:45:16 PM: I thought that was a jelly donut at first.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 09, 2005, 07:30:38 PM: Wow.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 10, 2005, 03:03:26 AM: Nothing happened to me.
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 10, 2005, 07:52:33 AM: Nor me.

Served!
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Post by: The D on Feb 10, 2005, 02:59:33 PM: Quote
Report the asshole and stop bitching about it. And it is funny, cause it happened to you.
Reporting it would do little since he's A) using multiple proxies to spam (probably other people's computers he's hacked) so he has no static IP address to track, and B) he was posting under anonymous. Livejournal wouldn't be able to do anything if he has no account.

In repsonse I've locked anonymous commenting.

In response to that, he makes a LJ account (http://www.livejournal.com/users/bigdoug/250993.html?thread=725873#t725873)

Now I can do something about him. I've already banned that account from being able to touch my journal. However, he might make other accounts and try to spam with them, in which case I WILL be able to complain to Livejournal's staff. LJ will only take my complaint seriously if I've exausted every means of trying to stop him from spamming.

And to those who think this is funny, realize that these G * N * A * A people, as well as other trolls, hackers, script kiddies, and cockroaches of the internet could spam this board as well. Since Anon commenting is on, first he'd spam under anonymous. IP banning would fail because he has proxies. If you turn off Anon posting, he would make multiple accounts and spam with them. You could try deleting the accounts but he might make new ones as fast as you delete them. The only way he'd go away is if it was extremely difficult for him to spam anymore, like if Nuri locked down the board and prevented any new accounts from being formed.

Trust me, I too have gotten around bans at boards. None of those times were to spam them though. I'm not that lame.
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Post by: The D on Feb 10, 2005, 03:02:39 PM: Quote
Nor me.

Served!
Firefox?

I meant this link

http://LiveJournal.on.nimp.org/~livejournal (http://LiveJournal.on.nimp.org/~livejournal) (don't click, it's spam)

And it was more of a warning for those who use browsers like IE. IE won't block it. Firefox probably will.
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 10, 2005, 06:06:02 PM: IE!

Nothing happened.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 07:03:03 PM: You're probably just as desensitised to it as I am.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 11, 2005, 02:11:16 PM: I have Firefox, too. Nothing happened.
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Post by: The D on Feb 12, 2005, 09:49:51 PM: Whatever.

Fuck.

It's gotten 10 times fucking worse. God, do these fuckers have any brain cells or any kind of life?

The bastards sent me a condition of surrender. It seems the entire group of spammers want a piece of me, unless I do one thing. I have to make a journal entry basically kissing their asses.

Naturally, I told them to go fuck themselves with a poker at 12000F.

They haven't spammed my journal yet, but they've attacked several of my friends journals several times.

The worst part of it, is somehow they got my cell phone number and sent me a death threat through the cell phone:

LOL FAG WE WILL NEVER STOP HITTING YOU WE WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE AND FUCKING GET YOU FUCKING FAGGOT JEW KIKE
From: G N A A

Well this is fucking delightful. I have some homocidal geek hackers who are stalking me and want me dead. Fucking wonderful.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 12:20:19 AM: *pfffftttt*
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 12:27:43 AM: GNAA? What does that stand for?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 12:41:50 AM: Gary Neuman Associates Administration. Doug bad-mouthed "Cars".
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 12:49:28 AM: Hah heh heh ha ha ha ha! :lol:
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:12:32 AM: Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live in cars

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days in cars

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door in cars

Here in my car
You know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right in cars
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 01:17:10 AM: :: makes hig pitch whistle of the song with adam's apple ::
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:36:17 AM: Great, now you'll attract Doug's Goatse Cult.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:41:26 AM: Must... ban... Doug...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:46:43 AM: You'd have to ban guests too...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:50:50 AM: No, not my precious guests!! :(
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:54:40 AM: Monsieur, you would make Lumiere cry! "No NO, not zee guests!"
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:56:52 AM: But what about the anti-social clock-guy? Did you think about him?!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 02:00:30 AM: Cogsworth can go fuck himself. I know he's up to shit. Why else would looking up a picture of Lumiere on Google result in a guy with a evil floppy cock? You tell me that, mister!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 02:03:06 AM: I can't say I have a response to that one...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 02:11:40 AM: Cogsworth did it! He was in love with Lumiere but Lumiere wanted the feather duster! so he was all "That bastard!! Here's a website with a cock! Take that!"
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 02:18:39 AM: That's right one of the characters in Beauty and the Beast was a desktop...
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Post by: The D on Feb 13, 2005, 10:17:16 PM: Quote
GNAA? What does that stand for?
Hey, don't change the topic.

G N A A (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America)

Well, the fuckers have been at it again. They made several new LJ accounts for the sole purpose of spamming me with over 10000 messages.

Not only did they spam my journal, but they've spammed my E-mail...1000 messsages to my inbox..thankfully I have over 200mb of email space.

They've also attacked about 10 of my friends livejournals.

I'm going to hunt these people down and kill them. I'm dead serious. Scum like this does not deserve to live. They are worse than Bush, they are worse than Osama, they are worse than Hitler. I will kill them in the most painful ways I can think of.

:angry:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 11:15:20 PM: That is if you don't wind up in Cell Block 8.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 11:41:09 PM: I don't see what could have motivated this.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 11:51:17 PM: You have missed much in your absence.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 14, 2005, 01:27:50 AM: What did D do?

Heh. Try saying that five times fast.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 14, 2005, 11:51:54 AM: I keep wanting to end it with Doo dah, doo dah. :P
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2005, 11:35:14 PM: Wow, they have their own Wikipedia article! That's cool.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 14, 2005, 11:37:59 PM: You said it.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2005, 11:55:14 PM: 'Victorian poetry' doesn't even have its own Wikipedia article.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:20:21 AM: THAT'S amusing!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:32:57 AM: This place could have a Wikipedia entry.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 02:20:55 AM: Oh, stop!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 02:21:37 AM: Yeah, we don't need any hand-outs!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 09:10:20 AM: Im serious.
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Post by: The D on Feb 16, 2005, 02:51:57 PM: Hi i'm the one who has been flooding your accout and your friends. Now you have a choice you can post up an entry saying "I have lost, i have been trolled, The G N A A owns me" OR i flood again under accounts...and then when you lock down even more i'll Bruteforce passwords and flood your friends accounts with your's. Up to you now, you decide.

I serously doubt their powet to hack my account... but I have a message for them.

"Listen up you cunts. I have two suggestions for you. One, get out of your parents basement, try to act more mature than a group of 10 year olds, and get a life. The second option, the better one in my opinion, is to take a knife to your throat and slit it. Suicide is a good option for idiots like you."

These people never give up. I wonder if they even have jobs or girlfriends, or go to school. I'd wager a guess that collectively their IQ doesn't go above 20.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 02:57:58 PM: Haha, you've just added more fuel to their fire. Ignoring them would have been the best step.
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Post by: The D on Feb 16, 2005, 03:09:25 PM: I never said any of that directly to them, although I'm considering.

They don't need any more fuel, they're too stupid for that.

And let them come. I don't care if they spam me more. More attention for myself. Whoo, I love it when people give me attention, even if it's stupid attention whores like them. Look at it this way, I have my own personal fan club now!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 03:21:25 PM: D, I'd do the exact damn thing. Fuck them all.
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Post by: The D on Feb 16, 2005, 09:57:46 PM: I just realized that there's a small possibility that if they found my livejournal.. they could find this place...

I don't have links from LJ to here though.. :/

If I knew how they found my LJ.....

I might not worry about it seeing that search engines probably can't search this board, but I might go through and change the names of them to make it harder for them to find us.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 10:01:37 PM: Well, I've already consulted Nuri to ban you because of that.... But then I noted that she'd have to ban guests too--and she just wouldn't have that.
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Post by: The D on Feb 16, 2005, 10:23:20 PM: Awww, I see I'm loved here too. How delightful.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 10:31:38 PM: Guests are loved.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 10:50:14 PM: She hasn't banned me, and Im basically a guest.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2005, 11:09:16 PM: Guests can't be banned. However, I remember a time in the eZboard era when they were...and I was banned for posting as her father's testes.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 17, 2005, 12:47:52 AM: Isn't her dad's Testes in the mouth of some guy named Steve?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 17, 2005, 12:54:45 AM: You talk bad about papa Estrada, you fucking pay the price.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2005, 07:48:25 PM: It was more along the vein of not needing to have the thought of my dad's testes in my head.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 08:07:15 PM: You word that as if it were a golf accident.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 19, 2005, 09:58:03 PM: so the conclusion of this is: Nuri, you have to ban Tom to save the board
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 19, 2005, 09:59:14 PM: Quote
so the conclusion of this is: Nuri, you have to ban Tom to save the board
What about that fishy smell, I don't see her banning you because of that! Save our noses!!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 19, 2005, 10:23:01 PM: Quote

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so the conclusion of this is: Nuri, you have to ban Tom to save the board
What about that fishy smell, I don't see her banning you because of that! Save our noses!!!
lame
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 10:58:31 PM: Speaking of bannings I haven't seen Doug in a couple days...
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Post by: joe on Feb 20, 2005, 08:18:02 PM: I thought Faye was Doug. And Rabid Sailor Moon, or whoever.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 20, 2005, 09:09:54 PM: Nope. Doug is a pedofile from Michigan...the home of Robocop.
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Post by: The D on Feb 20, 2005, 10:28:46 PM: Pedophile reporting for duty.

Don't mind Zero, he's called me a pedo ever since I admitted to dating a 15 year old when I was 18.

No sign of gay spammers ever since I locked my journal down with inpenetratable defenses. I think they either got bored or can't get in.

*waves his bare ass at the gay niggas* Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 20, 2005, 10:30:12 PM: Actually, I do because you're a 23 year old man who still hangs out with 15 year olds.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 20, 2005, 11:57:04 PM: Yech, do your butt-shaking elsewhere.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:04:06 AM: Word to that.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 21, 2005, 10:34:34 AM: If anyone's a pedo, it's the President from Super Milk Chan. Does D make phone calls with flies buzzing around his head? <_<

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Actually, I do because you're a 23 year old man who still hangs out with 15 year olds.

Hee! When I was 23, Eddie was 11. :lol:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 21, 2005, 01:24:56 PM: :lol:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 21, 2005, 02:25:32 PM: PEE-DO-PHILE!!!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 21, 2005, 02:39:55 PM: Nah, I've seen his 6th grade picture. Cute, but he was wearing one of those ghey Michael Jackson red vinyl jackets with zippers all over it. :lol:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 21, 2005, 03:18:29 PM: o.o

Oh dear, I can't even comment on that.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 04:32:10 PM: I can. A 6th grader dressing like Micheal Jackson is the definition of ironic.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 21, 2005, 06:14:40 PM: Quote
I thought Faye was Doug. And Rabid Sailor Moon, or whoever.
hellz no! im sexy
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 21, 2005, 08:48:38 PM: Quote

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I thought Faye was Doug. And Rabid Sailor Moon, or whoever.
hellz no! im sexy
Both need to get rid of that hair on their upper lip. :rolleyes:
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 21, 2005, 11:31:03 PM: Hey, that's just a shadow!!
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Post by: Sexy Faye on Feb 22, 2005, 08:25:32 AM: Quote

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I thought Faye was Doug. And Rabid Sailor Moon, or whoever.
hellz no! im sexy
Both need to get rid of that hair on their upper lip. :rolleyes:
no hair there, thankyou
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 22, 2005, 08:26:32 AM: One touch?

*checks his upper lip*

Im furry meself :(
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Post by: Sexy faye on Feb 22, 2005, 08:45:34 AM: eww like a puber waiting for his hair to grow :joe:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 22, 2005, 10:25:13 AM: I got more hair on my balls... waitaminute, no I don't. I shave em ^_^
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Post by: Sexy faye on Feb 22, 2005, 10:59:29 AM: finally you do something good
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 22, 2005, 11:12:36 AM: TMI.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 12:21:14 PM: OHHHHHHHHHH.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 22, 2005, 09:22:42 PM: Like a lil school boy. It feels even better when you don't wear undies.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 22, 2005, 10:19:01 PM: only bad thing: it looks like a hairless new born hamster :joe:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 10:20:40 PM: WH-WHAT?!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 22, 2005, 10:25:43 PM: the penis. with no hair. hairless new born hamster.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 10:53:34 PM: Huh...
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 22, 2005, 11:37:29 PM: TMI! TMI! TMI! TOO MUCH DAMN INFORMATION!

Oh and a note to D:
You attract a lot of trouble to yourself, huh? I mean, one minute you got parents wanting to file charges that'd pretty much brand you as a Michael Jackson. and then you got Trollbags dogging you. Damn.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2005, 11:57:33 PM: Hahaha...good old Doug...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 12:10:26 AM: Kinda like this...
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 23, 2005, 12:34:13 AM: hmmm this would a good time for a joke about Patty and mayonnaise.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 23, 2005, 12:41:18 AM: Except that Doug and Patty were the same age.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2005, 09:39:44 AM: Quote
Kinda like this...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 23, 2005, 12:12:44 PM: Where's the lolicon images!?