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Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 04, 2005, 03:47:31 AM: http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/features/3023426 (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/features/3023426)

But the bigger issue remains... play more music videos, fuckers! In any case, if I could choose which channels I wanted, I wouldn't hesitate giving MTV the guillotine. The channel's a giant hormoned-filled skazz-pit.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 04, 2005, 08:21:39 AM: That doesn't surprise me. Well the numbers did, but I rarely watch MTV anymore.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 04, 2005, 09:54:59 AM: *remembers day MTV went on the air* :lol: It was non-stop vids for most of the '80's. Ah, the halcyon days of MTV.

Of course, a lot were of the Flock of Seagulls quality; i.e. stoned-looking chicks with bad makeup wandering around a room lined with crumpled aluminum foil :P
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2005, 01:48:32 AM: Do MTV or VH1 even show old videos anymore? Aside from clips making fun of them? =\ *sigh* I remember being a kid and watching hours of music videos. VH1's a dirty traitor. Nobody needs the Sureal Life. Well maybe they do now without Hollywood Squares. Can't leave those Has-Beens homeless.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 05, 2005, 09:58:43 AM: i looooooooooove the surreal life.
damn that model guy in this season is freaking hot
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 05, 2005, 11:55:46 AM: They only show music videos late at night, for the drunk and stoned crowd.

"Dude... Christina Aguilera's picking her nose!! Hahahaha"
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 06, 2005, 10:27:05 PM: Yeah but those are all sucky music videos. Destiny's Child, Green Day, Beyonce, u2 playing Vertigo for the 10,000th time. The one with the little cartoon animals that go crazy. The one from Nickleback that sounds that everything else they've done. The one with the chick and the piano and the other one with the chick and the piano. I've tried watching those.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 06, 2005, 11:58:51 PM: I like piano chicks #2 and #3.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2005, 02:27:14 AM: I don't like chicks with pianos. I like guys with pianos. There's something weird about chicks with pianos.
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Post by: Merla on Feb 07, 2005, 08:54:31 AM: I wish there was a video channel that would just show videos all day long, old stuff too not just the current.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2005, 11:43:20 PM: And if every five words in the song have to be silenced in order to air it, don't even bother.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Sam on Feb 09, 2005, 12:41:03 AM: MTV2 was all music....for a few months after launch, then it turned into MTV's dumping ground for reruns of shows from from MTV(1),
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 09, 2005, 06:14:00 AM: And by "a few months" I take it that you mean "four years"
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 09, 2005, 09:26:36 AM: Fuck MTV, FUSE is the wave of the future!!

Speaking of halftime, I guess that two(2) people complained to the FCC saying that Paul McCartney's performance was boring.

The morning DJs were bitching about it on the radio. I think those two people are retards, although I didn't get to see halftime.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 09, 2005, 11:54:52 AM: Quote
old stuff too not just the current.

Do you get VH1 Classic in SA? Unfortunately a lot of Hall & Oates/John Cougar Melonhead/Whitesnake crap, but they have some New Wave & alternative hours that include early 90's vids.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2005, 06:33:58 PM: Quote

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old stuff too not just the current.

Do you get VH1 Classic in SA? Unfortunately a lot of Hall & Oates/John Cougar Melonhead/Whitesnake crap, but they have some New Wave & alternative hours that include early 90's vids.
B-but I like those people. And not that I know of, no.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 09, 2005, 10:32:58 PM: Quote
And by "a few months" I take it that you mean "four years"
I don't. I realize it has been around that long, but I was late in getting the channel and only got the musical goodness for a few months.

And, quite frankly, I'm the only one I care about.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2005, 10:55:01 PM: *understanding nod* Mmm-hmm.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 10, 2005, 03:02:38 AM: Excellent point.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 10, 2005, 06:55:16 AM: If your feelings were a color, what color would it be?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 10, 2005, 08:17:55 AM: Blue, but not because I am depressed, because the sky and water are the prettiest things ever.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 10, 2005, 08:33:02 AM: Quote
B-but I like those people

That's all right. I like Adam Ant. :lol: I was referring more to the lack of variety in the play list. How many days in a row can you watch "Hurts So Good" or "Maneater" without screaming? :blink:
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2005, 12:47:38 PM: Way more than I can watch "Soldier" and "Look What You've Done".

My feelings would be brown. Not because they're poop, they'd... just be brown.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 02:09:20 PM: I have no idea what color mine would be. Half the time I'm pissed off at ex-family, the other time I'm baffled by the stupidity of others. Somewhere in there I find time to mock people. Is there even a color for that?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 10, 2005, 03:36:13 PM: Yes. Paisley.

Mine are usually emerald green or burgundy.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 11:44:55 PM: Patterns don't count.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 10, 2005, 11:48:43 PM: What about apricot?

Mine would be black, because it's the color of my soul.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 10, 2005, 11:55:10 PM: Quote
Mine would be black, because it's the color of my soul.
Says the girl recently pictured in the bright red shirt.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 11, 2005, 12:24:53 AM: I think Zero's a red and Chels is a dark eggplant purple.
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 11, 2005, 05:46:10 AM: I bet I'm green.

Because I'm the jealous type.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 11, 2005, 08:40:19 AM: Pick a color and add "ombre'" to the description. Then you can be dark & pissed on the bottom & lighter and baffled on the top.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 11, 2005, 08:44:29 AM: mine would be golden, like the Dalai Lama's B)
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 11, 2005, 02:14:16 PM: Is smart a color?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 11, 2005, 09:47:57 PM: I bet Merla's some pansy-ass pastel blue color.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 11, 2005, 09:57:28 PM: Quote
mine would be golden, like the Dalai Lama's B)
Iron Pyrite, maybe.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 12:40:36 AM: How about pimp? I't's like the color of "Mac Daddy" mixed with a little bit of playa paint.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 12:43:31 AM: Ah, that would be royal purple with gold accents.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 12:50:53 AM: Shit yeah, son.

BTW, I finally got my new chack card in. You'll be playing Halo with me in only a few days. B)
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:00:20 AM: A'ight. I'm mostly on in the evenings, so just post your gamertag and I'll add you.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 01:07:09 AM: Oh yea? Well I'll add you. To my ASS!

ha ha ha ha. Jerk.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 13, 2005, 01:07:29 AM: Give me till Monday.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:24:42 AM: 'Pimp' is lame.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:34:53 AM: You said it.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 01:39:16 AM: Yes, let's knock out real teeth for gold ones!
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:58:03 AM: OH BOY, CURRENCY!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 02:05:36 AM: http://hiphopdentistry.com/images/Cunning&Gang1.jpg (http://hiphopdentistry.com/images/Cunning&Gang1.jpg) There are so many words for this! :lol:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 02:07:43 AM: Platinum teeth need flossing?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 02:13:44 AM: You floss them with the hair of rich white girls.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 02:16:50 AM: I bet that gets expensive.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2005, 02:33:27 AM: Not if you get a dumb ho that'll accept fisting or cherry-flavoured gum in lieu of cash.
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 13, 2005, 06:31:14 AM: I haven't played Halo 2 since Christmas Eve.

Man.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2005, 01:58:32 PM: Because you suck at it.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 14, 2005, 01:39:44 AM: My thoughts would be cadet blue.

With a little pine green sprinkled in.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 14, 2005, 11:27:16 AM: Like a car air freshener!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2005, 11:28:40 PM: Only it doesn't make me sick.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 14, 2005, 11:29:27 PM: Interesting.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2005, 11:52:46 PM: Merla has a Hello Kitty one that smelled like candy.
Title: "Sleazy does it" for MTV.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:21:43 AM: I rocked the Mr. T. air freshener for awhile. I had a hard time believing that T. smelled like starch and pine...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 12:42:59 AM: Would you have prefered the mix of BO and wet bling-bling instead?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:44:14 AM: Well, in all due respects, I was expecting the full Mr. T. experience...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 12:47:15 AM: So you wanted someone to sit in your car and wonder if you were screwing a big black guy five minutes ago in the back seat?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 12:48:48 AM: HEY! T does not roll that way!
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 15, 2005, 12:50:43 AM: Quote
So you wanted someone to sit in your car and wonder if you were screwing a big black guy five minutes ago in the back seat?
He would kick your ass if he was here!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 12:55:35 AM: How long has it been since he had a series? HOW LONG? Even Mr. T needs to eat.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 01:24:53 AM: The T is on alot of the Christian stations professing his love for God. It's sad because he says "I pity the fool that don't believe in Christ's love."
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 01:26:33 AM: Quote
How long has it been since he had a series? HOW LONG? Even Mr. T needs to eat.
He's on Conan and TV Land all the time--plus he gets paid everytime someone uses his catchphrase or the A-Team is aired.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2005, 02:15:37 AM: Quote
The T is on alot of the Christian stations professing his love for God. It's sad because he says "I pity the fool that don't believe in Christ's love."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 15, 2005, 09:10:59 AM: Im serious, though. The EWTN station!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2005, 10:16:21 AM: T. on ETWN? HAHAHA!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 15, 2005, 02:14:55 PM: Not on Mother Angelica Live. She'd hand T his ass. Brown nuns are scary. :(
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2005, 01:25:41 AM: Yeah, because they're extra crispy.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 16, 2005, 10:32:24 AM: AND HOW!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2005, 01:14:13 AM: Ketchup won't do for them ones, best use the Polynesian sauce.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 17, 2005, 08:54:54 AM: And they'd probably soak the malt vinegar right up.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 17, 2005, 04:17:11 PM: Shit, you might as well just get Homer's ranch-dressing hose.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2005, 07:49:35 PM: Fuck ranch dressing.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 07:54:08 PM: W-what? Don't tell me you're one of those bleu cheese freaks.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2005, 07:56:12 PM: Hardly. The only ranch I eat are Ranch Doritos.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 08:05:59 PM: Heh, I only really do ranch on Doritos and chicken... Hell, I don't even eat lettace.
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Post by: blanktoe on Feb 19, 2005, 09:40:43 PM: Bleu Cheese Doritos is where it's at.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 19, 2005, 09:56:24 PM: talking about doritos...never EVER eat a burger that has doritos and guacamole sauce in it, when you are hangover. i almost puked my brains out
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 19, 2005, 09:58:40 PM: Why would you put Doritos in a burger?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 19, 2005, 10:24:02 PM: its called the "mexican burger" and it actually tasted good...if it wasnt for the whisky oozing out of my pores
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2005, 10:33:03 PM: I can't stand guacamole.
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Post by: The D on Feb 20, 2005, 10:46:02 PM: Am I the only one here who can enjoy guacamole??
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 20, 2005, 10:57:39 PM: Probably.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 20, 2005, 11:58:24 PM: Those crazy Mexicans. Is there anything they won't eat with bread?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:03:32 AM: Dogs, but that's about it.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 12:10:32 AM: Rethink that answer. Har har.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:13:54 AM: You can't eat dogs with bread.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 12:15:25 AM: Didn't the animated Thumbelina movie teach you anything? Nothing's impossible if you follow the heart!

That, and marry the mole.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 12:39:01 AM: That was fiction Nuri. FICTION.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 01:03:19 AM: That's your response to everything.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 01:10:19 AM: No, it's one of 5 common responses. I have "yes", "no", "indeed", "fuck" and "fiction". Get it right, 'Nuris'.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2005, 01:14:03 AM: Nuris Screechis
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2005, 01:15:42 AM: I'd do a photoshop of that, but it'd be too easy.