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Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 31, 2005, 05:37:36 PM
After coming home from Target buying a DVD player, I see a buncha kittens outside. They looked up at me with their big wide eyes, and I crumpled... They were foraging for food, and you could tell they weren't good at it.

I just gave my last can of tuna fish to a buncha hungry cats in the parking lot.

-.- I am weak.
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 31, 2005, 07:00:22 PM
Nah, because now those little shits will probably survive long enough to contribute to stray overpopulation and probably cause a car accident in the future when one of them darts out of a bush in the middle of the evening.  That was a pretty evil act.
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 31, 2005, 09:16:27 PM
YAY!

But does it really count if they are a Cuban immigrant?
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 01, 2005, 06:45:59 AM
You could have at least called the humane society and have them pick them up.
 
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2005, 06:49:29 AM
He IS evil.  Bastard!
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 01, 2005, 08:37:38 AM
^_^
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 01, 2005, 10:07:03 AM
Cats suck in my book, so what you did was sufficiently evil to merit retaining the title.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 01, 2005, 10:29:44 AM
There's something I'll always remember my ex fondly for - he found some little turdlicker abusing a cat one night, got the kid in a headlock and sloooooowly pulled his ghey dangly earring down through his earlobe.  :lol:  
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 02, 2005, 04:29:51 AM
There's somesor t of story about my grandfather beating up some local shits for torturing kitties. I wish I could remember it.

 
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2005, 09:50:10 AM
<--doesn't have any story about someone in her family saving a kitty :(
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2005, 10:35:27 AM
My dad told me he tortured kitties when he was little.  =\
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 02, 2005, 12:03:26 PM
My older half brother used to glue their eyes shut and put them in the freezer. Something that I was told when I was 19. >.<

My mom decided to withhold this from me for 19 years while I talked to this already messed up man. Since it was the 70s and my Dad was a marine, he beat the kid up instead of sending him to get shock therapy.

Now he's a dumbass fuck who's probably a fag but keeps a variety of wives until they find out he's a lying freak.
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Merla on Feb 02, 2005, 12:51:26 PM
This thread makes me sad. :(
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2005, 10:42:42 PM
Now look what you did!  :angry:
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2005, 08:19:28 AM
my grandma had a siamese cat. his name was monsieur and he was gay
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 03, 2005, 08:43:25 AM
We have a gay one, too.  We got him a lavender collar.  :)  
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 03, 2005, 08:55:24 AM
Reminds me of the George Carlin special where he showed pictures of his cat humping his dog.  Not only were they gay, but they were transpecies...or whatever you call it when something screws something else not of its kind.  
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Merla on Feb 03, 2005, 11:05:56 AM
That reminds me of the two gay bunnies my friend Krista use to have.  Heck with names like Juniper and Freesia I’d be gay too.  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 03, 2005, 11:46:56 AM
Our male white-furred American Eskimo's preferred hump-buddy is one of our male black cats.  Busting all kinds of taboos there.  :P  
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: B E C K on Feb 04, 2005, 03:25:05 AM
Quote
my grandma had a siamese cat. his name was monsieur and he was gay
That's what happens when you give it a French name.
Title: I should ditch my 'Evil' moniker...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 04, 2005, 09:40:01 AM
b-but im planning on naming my first born son:Rainiere
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 04, 2005, 09:51:34 AM
You can't mean you'd have a problem with a gay son?!  Think of alll the fun you'll have shopping together.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 04, 2005, 05:57:26 PM
no waaayy!  I would LOOOVE to have a gay son!