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Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2005, 02:06:33 PM

And I have no regrets.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Max Con on Jan 27, 2005, 05:55:54 PM

Old people suck.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2005, 05:56:10 PM

Word to that.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 27, 2005, 09:18:17 PM

I mourn Johnny as an icon but really, he never did make me laugh.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Bitch on Jan 28, 2005, 09:03:13 AM

Who's Johnny Carson? :ph34r:

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 28, 2005, 12:59:23 PM

Ha!

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Bitch on Jan 28, 2005, 01:19:27 PM

No, seriously.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 28, 2005, 01:21:50 PM

He hosted the Tonight Show before Jay Leno.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 28, 2005, 02:30:29 PM

Wikipedia article on Johnny (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Carson)

Who can forget Art Fern?  Or Carnac the Magnificent, with his hermetically-sealed mayonnaise jar?  Great stuff.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2005, 05:21:15 AM

I can apparently.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 31, 2005, 05:33:23 AM

I always thought you would probably make a good late-night host.You know like, "Estrada All Night!" weeknights on ABC

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2005, 06:24:19 AM

ABC can eat me.  I'd be on cable somewhere.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 31, 2005, 12:10:37 PM

Hey, Leno would never let a marmoset piss on his head.  Johnny gets points for that.  

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 31, 2005, 01:13:22 PM

Leno would however make Kevin Eubanks 'take one for the team'.   Carson would never do that to Ed McMahon.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: blanktoe on Jan 31, 2005, 03:57:38 PM

Kevin Eubanks is a douche bag anyway.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 31, 2005, 04:06:31 PM

HA!  

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 31, 2005, 05:33:48 PM

He's right, though. How could you be on TV every night, and not get a girlfriend.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2005, 01:21:18 AM

LOL!!  :lol:

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 01, 2005, 10:30:38 AM

Maybe he should try pissing on Jay's head.  :P  

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2005, 07:14:35 AM

I want to piss on Jay's head.  I don't know why, but I do.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 02, 2005, 08:58:45 AM

With all the product he uses, it would just bead up & run.

Title: I killed Johnny Carson.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2005, 10:31:12 AM

Probably.  What a waste.