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Title: Idiot attempts suicide
Post by: The D on Jan 26, 2005, 10:40:01 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/26/train.derailment/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/26/train.derailment/index.html)

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GLENDALE, California (CNN) -- A suicidal man will face murder charges after parking his vehicle on railroad tracks Wednesday, causing a commuter train collision that killed at least 11 people outside Los Angeles, officials said.

"This whole incident was started by a deranged individual who was suicidal," said Glendale Police Chief Randy Adams.

The suspect, identified as 25-year-old Juan Manuel Alvarez, got out of the Jeep Cherokee before impact and watched the collision, Adams said

If you're going to kill yourself, fucknut, do it so it doesn't involve other people. And do it properly, don't chicken out at the last minute.

I think victims and victim's families should gang up and tear this guy limb from limb.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 27, 2005, 01:59:03 AM: He should've just drugged himself and lay on the tracks.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2005, 05:30:43 AM: Or just driven off a cliff.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jan 27, 2005, 06:26:29 AM: Quote
He should've just drugged himself and lay on the tracks.
Should also bring along a lot of pennies.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 27, 2005, 01:02:22 PM: No, the best way would've been the good old fashioned Revolver to the head.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2005, 02:01:24 PM: Haha! Talk about irony, the fucker's now facing the death peanlty. So much for "changing his mind".
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 27, 2005, 09:54:26 PM: So in a way, when he made his decision to park on the tracks and go through with it, he really did go through with it. It'll just be longer before he dies.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2005, 10:18:39 PM: Well no, it's ironic because he changed his mind, but now he'll probably have to die.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 28, 2005, 12:36:53 AM: I wasn't saying my statement as in that being the irony. I was saying once he made his decision to die it became unretractable.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 30, 2005, 06:22:59 AM: Anyone ever seen House of Sand and Fog?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 30, 2005, 02:15:35 PM: Nope, but I wanted to.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 30, 2005, 05:32:51 PM: Do see it. Took it home this week.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2005, 06:17:10 AM: Quote
Anyone ever seen House of Sand and Fog?
No but I had someone spoil the movie for me.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2005, 08:26:25 AM: spoil it for me! spoil it for me! I really want to know how it ends before I watch it. I just don't like uncomfortable surprises :-/
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 31, 2005, 01:17:04 PM: I wish someone would spoil "The Village" for me. No one, not even the internet will... If the movie's supposed to be bad, I just fucking want to know what happens.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2005, 12:51:48 AM: SPOILERS.

*****safety space, bitch*****

The Village:

It's set in modern times. The village elders were part of some support group that had lost loved ones to crime, so they live on a wildlife preserve or something that belongs to one of them. The monsters are costumes the elders use to keep the young people from venturing outside of the village, because the modern world is too corrupt. Joaquin Phoenix's character needs medicine from the outside, and blind-chick (Bryce Dallas Howard) ventures out to get it. The monster terrorizing her is some crazed retarded guy in the village who "likes" her. She ends up killing him, getting the medicine from someone on the outside who keeps her visit a secret, and venturing back inside none the wiser, thus maintaining the innocence of the village, which can continue on with life per usual.

Funny anecdote, when I went to see the movie, there was a large girl in a red hoodie. This made her look just like the monsters in the village. Har har.

House of Sand and Fog:

Foreign people get Jennifer Connelly's house. The house was lost to her through an error and she wants it back, but McForeignites own her house now. Jennifer's boyfriend puts a gun to them and they agree to give up the house. Mr. Foreign Guy's son grabs the gun and the police end up shooting him. Very tragic. Foreign Duder kills wife and self. Girl likely gets house back, I guess. I didn't watch it and the question posed to me after it being spoiled and being in a room full of crying people who just saw it, "Do you want to see it?" NO!! Depressing much!?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2005, 01:18:38 AM: Oh and I checked and both of those are at The Movie Spoiler.com. http://www.themoviespoiler.com/ (http://www.themoviespoiler.com/) In case you need details or something.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 01, 2005, 09:23:23 AM: thanks Nuri!
you are so nice, I'm gonna put you on my will. What do you want?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 02, 2005, 04:36:52 AM: She wants an island off the coast of Peru.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2005, 07:13:45 AM: Surprise me. :D
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 02, 2005, 08:53:45 AM: Did you know that Peru's early economic platform was bird droppings?

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The best source of guano was discovered on a series of islands off the coast of Peru which are barren and rocky with no vegetation due to lack of rain in the area. Peru's primary guano islands are the Chinchas, the Ballestras, the Lobos, and the Macabi and Guanape islands. Other islands around the world, off Africa, the Caribbean, and the Pacific islands, also contained abundant guano reserves, however, Peru's guano was considered to be the best for farming.

That island could make her RICH!!! :D
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2005, 09:38:45 AM: that was before. not anymore. then it was coke but fucking colombians took that away from us :angry:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 03, 2005, 05:34:15 AM: Why are all foriegn people biggoted in some random way?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2005, 08:04:20 AM: can you explain the word biggoted?? (im too lazy to look it up)
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Post by: Zero At Work on Feb 03, 2005, 08:36:22 AM: Thanks for the spoilers Nuri. Jesus, The Village sounds lame... And to think Sigourney Weaver said it was "the most terrifying script she'd ever read" to Entertainment Weekly... :P
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 03, 2005, 08:41:32 AM: What Zero said. What a joke.

Also read the spoiler for Hide & Seek at that site- pass. <_<
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2005, 12:09:24 PM: imo it was really good but the ending sucked(the village's). i dont kow which one was worse, this one or the ending of stephen king's "it"
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 04, 2005, 03:32:30 AM: I thought the Village had great atmosphere. I think if it comes out on tv and you have a free night to watch it, you should watch it anyway. I think it might've been better off with real creatures though. M. Night Shyawhatshisface is very good with the drama and emotional aspect of his films IMO. The plot and ending to Signs was also on the lower end of the spectrum, but like with The Village, the performances earned my ticket money.

"Bigotted" entails being prejudiced as well as intolerant of opinons outside your own.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 04, 2005, 03:33:42 AM: How did "It" end anyway? I've never really seen that movie. I tend to stay away from clowns.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 04, 2005, 03:43:37 AM: Read Hide and Seek. I have to confess being a little dissappointed.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 04, 2005, 09:41:58 AM: Quote
How did "It" end anyway? I've never really seen that movie. I tend to stay away from clowns.
with "It" being a giant spider >-<
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Post by: The D on Feb 05, 2005, 11:02:46 PM: Get down wit the Pee Pants!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 06, 2005, 12:01:40 AM: I always wondered if the Pee Pants thing was meant to be an "It" parody.