The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2005, 12:09:50 AM
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...m/italy_coma_dc (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050122/od_nm/italy_coma_dc)
Oddly enough, just because they were Italian doesn't make the Romeo and Juliet references any less weird and tasteless. =p
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e_czech_beer_dc (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=2&u=/nm/crime_czech_beer_dc)
No, that would have to be Barney Gumble, but you were really close.
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Hrum, the first story also reminds me of this other... old.. English story or something about 2 lovers... same thing happens.. one dies without knowing the other is really alive, the other dies too...
For the second story:
"Don't steal any beer while I'm gone, alright?"
"What kind of person do you take me for, Moe? *gasp* Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! *slurrrp*"
*later*
"*drinking straight from the tap* Uh oh, my heart just stopped. .......................... Ah there it goes."
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:lol: Exactly!