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Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: The D on Jan 22, 2005, 11:00:34 PM
Pretty scared at the moment.....

A few days ago I found out I had been accused of committing a felony by someone I knew a while back. They basically accused me of doing something to someone else. Now, the police seem to be in no hurry to drag me off to jail (seems they don't have enough evidence at the moment, or something), but I have this feeling I'll have to sleep at least one night in a jail cell, have myself bailed out, and go to court.

My family have defended me all the way, a few of them going down to the station to tell the cops about my good merits. They've hooked me up with a family friend who's an attourney who's been defending clients for over 30 years.

However, I still fear finding myself going to prison for a while.  This is a very frightening though.. not only will I be surrounded by horny tattooed guys 10 times stronger than my weak pale ass, who will either rape or kill me, but if I survive, I doubt I'll graduate college let alone get a job or a place to live.. no one wants to be near ex-convicts.

So.. I'm depressed and suicidal right now.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 22, 2005, 11:10:45 PM
what was the crime you were accused of?
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2005, 11:20:00 PM
Edited:  n/m
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jan 23, 2005, 01:09:48 AM
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what was the crime you were accused of?
He probably shouldn't talk about it online or something. *shrug*
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2005, 01:16:26 AM
My money's on a sex crime.
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Post by: gwynn on Jan 23, 2005, 08:49:21 AM
arent you a pretty big dude? Dont be scared of those jail guys, learn how to act tough and crazy.
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Post by: gwynn on Jan 23, 2005, 08:57:06 AM
oh no sorry I was thinking of E, damn letter names.
things dont look too good then
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2005, 11:19:05 PM
Time for that gym membership.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 24, 2005, 01:31:02 AM
Anal cork.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 24, 2005, 01:47:20 PM
I would have figured that would be all in a day's work for a guy calling himself Dangerous D :P

Reminds me of the part in Running Man where Arnold walks by and the girl tells the one who turned him in, "You're lucky he didn't kill you too. Or rape you then kill you... or kill you then rape you."

Seriously though, best of luck.  People can accuse anybody of anything these days, so just cover yourself as best as possible and get your lawyer started.  The best defense is a good offense, or something.
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Post by: Pretty Faye on Jan 24, 2005, 02:53:20 PM
wErd. im trying to get a restriction order against a b*tch that annoys the hell out of me
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 24, 2005, 04:25:31 PM
:(

You shoulda just sent me a card.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 24, 2005, 08:48:05 PM
can i get a restriction order against you? shiet, u should have told me before!
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Post by: The D on Jan 24, 2005, 09:21:16 PM
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Time for that gym membership.
I was waiting to get in that university I was accepted at. They have a free gym.

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My money's on a sex crime.

Unfortunatly, she's right.

I've been accused of having sexual contact with a teenager. Her mother's the accuser. The father says that it couldn't be me because whenever I'm with her, he's been around and there was no oppertunity for us to do anything. The father and mother are devorced, the father has custody, and some believe she's trying to get custody by making the father look like a bad parent.


The police don't want to press charges but they have no choice. I've heard that there's a good chance that I'll be going to court... and that the maximum penality is 7-15 years in prison.

However, there IS hope... for a price.

My family attorney has agreed to defend me. He's giving me a discount, I'll only have to pay between $5000 and $20000.. probably around $12000. He thinks he can get this dismissed before we go to court in which case I'll only pay $6000 or so... if it goes to court it might be around $15000.

Now, this is a lot of money but nothing when compared to other attorneys that charge 20k-50k. And this guy's been doing cases for 30-40 years, so he's pretty good.

I don't like the prospet of dying/being beaten up/raped in a small cell.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 24, 2005, 11:46:18 PM
Even if you were to end up going to prison, which I don't really think will be happening innocent or otherwise, you probably wouldn't even serve more than a couple of years or so with good behaviour, parole, and all of that.  There's a lot of prisoners who don't come close to serving out their full sentences.  And as for finding work if it does come to the worst, it may be hard to find work but not impossible.  I have a relative  who served time for such a crime and he currently has gainful employment.
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Post by: Beautiful Faye on Jan 25, 2005, 08:20:39 AM
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Time for that gym membership.
I was waiting to get in that university I was accepted at. They have a free gym.

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My money's on a sex crime.

Unfortunatly, she's right.

I've been accused of having sexual contact with a teenager. Her mother's the accuser. The father says that it couldn't be me because whenever I'm with her, he's been around and there was no oppertunity for us to do anything. The father and mother are devorced, the father has custody, and some believe she's trying to get custody by making the father look like a bad parent.


The police don't want to press charges but they have no choice. I've heard that there's a good chance that I'll be going to court... and that the maximum penality is 7-15 years in prison.

However, there IS hope... for a price.

My family attorney has agreed to defend me. He's giving me a discount, I'll only have to pay between $5000 and $20000.. probably around $12000. He thinks he can get this dismissed before we go to court in which case I'll only pay $6000 or so... if it goes to court it might be around $15000.

Now, this is a lot of money but nothing when compared to other attorneys that charge 20k-50k. And this guy's been doing cases for 30-40 years, so he's pretty good.

I don't like the prospet of dying/being beaten up/raped in a small cell.
Why don't you get one of those lawyers you only have to pay them if they win your case?
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2005, 08:35:07 AM
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Time for that gym membership.
I was waiting to get in that university I was accepted at. They have a free gym.

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My money's on a sex crime.

Unfortunatly, she's right.

I've been accused of having sexual contact with a teenager. Her mother's the accuser. The father says that it couldn't be me because whenever I'm with her, he's been around and there was no oppertunity for us to do anything. The father and mother are devorced, the father has custody, and some believe she's trying to get custody by making the father look like a bad parent.


The police don't want to press charges but they have no choice. I've heard that there's a good chance that I'll be going to court... and that the maximum penality is 7-15 years in prison.

However, there IS hope... for a price.

My family attorney has agreed to defend me. He's giving me a discount, I'll only have to pay between $5000 and $20000.. probably around $12000. He thinks he can get this dismissed before we go to court in which case I'll only pay $6000 or so... if it goes to court it might be around $15000.

Now, this is a lot of money but nothing when compared to other attorneys that charge 20k-50k. And this guy's been doing cases for 30-40 years, so he's pretty good.

I don't like the prospet of dying/being beaten up/raped in a small cell.
Why don't you get one of those lawyers you only have to pay them if they win your case?
I don't think those lawyers do these kinds of cases, most of them do stuff like workers comp settlements, injuries, not criminal law.
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Post by: gwynn on Jan 25, 2005, 10:51:08 AM
If youre gonna hang out with an underage girl, never meet her parents and never tell the girl your last name.
 
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 25, 2005, 12:57:57 PM
Get your shit together definitely.
If you can learn of the precise details around the accusation, such as a date of when this alleged sexual contact occured, then you can try and find some evidence to discredit the accusation. The lawyer will probably ask the same thing and such forth, and will probably want testimony from the teenage girl.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 25, 2005, 03:31:43 PM
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If youre gonna hang out with an underage girl, never meet her parents and never tell the girl your last name.
Agreed. A dude on Howard Stern met this chick in a bar, and they hooked up. She gave him a key to her hotel nearby, and of course he went there. They had a great, sweaty time... but then after, she freaked out. OMG!!! OMG!!! I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS!!!

He of course is worried, and asks what is wrong, she's flying out to get married the next day, and she was in the bar after her less than wild bachelorette party, and she was a virgin no less. Now she was deflowered, and her super christian husband would find out. She ran out, leaving him in the room, game over? No.

About a week later he was driving on the highway, and was pulled over by a cop. He wasn't speeding, so he thought it was a taillight. The cops pulled out their guns, and arrested him hard. He was charged with rape, the chick said that he drugged and raped her in the hotel room, and then stole her wallet. The guy is freaked, he could be put away for 35 years maximum sentence. His parents mortgaged their house and sold a car to get him lawyer money and bail.

 What happened? The chick ended up calling him multiple times, apologizing, saying that her new husband freaked out, she made up the story, and she was sorry he had to go to jail over it.

The lucky bastard was smart enough to tape the conversation, and she later confessed to his lawyer.

Maybe you should try to do something like that.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 25, 2005, 04:26:06 PM
Based on mere accusation, they can do this.  In fact, based on your description of the situation, it sounds like a situation that happened to someone within my circle of friends earlier this year.  It's nasty crap that can be pulled on anybody at any time.

Of course, I know another situation where a guy was pissing behind a tree in the woods during a party, and a 14-year old neighbor girl who dropped by for the party went around to chell him out.  As a result, he went to jail for exposure with amorous intent, or something equally ridiculous.  Problem was, someone else saw him, too.  Nobody respects privacy anymore....

However, without material proof (signs of violation, the girl's testimony, or a baby), I doubt they can do much more than hold you pending trial, which is bad enough.  Whatever costs you incur, you may want to go ahead and tell your lawyer to sue the fuck out of Mommy Dearest for her loose lips...mental distress, lost wages, compromised reputation, your butt-raping in the holding cell, etc.  Also (bearing in mind that I don't know much about how the courts in your area work), you might try to petition the court for relief in lawyer fees and court costs, so if they dismiss the case, then Mommy Dearest has to pay it all herself.  If that happens, I hope your council generally bills his hours by 15-20 minute increments.  She'll be ass-raped by the legal system if that's the case.

Failing that, withdraw every dime you have in the bank and put out a hit on her.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 25, 2005, 08:39:29 PM
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Nobody respects privacy anymore....
 
i dont think someone can be expecting some privacy when peeing behind a tree
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 25, 2005, 11:24:36 PM
Well yeah but if everyone was invited to look, he wouldn't have gone behind a tree to begin with.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2005, 09:07:20 AM
maybe he was into that voyeur thing
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 26, 2005, 10:42:36 AM
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maybe he was into that voyeur thing
Maybe you are too, why else would you mention it?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 26, 2005, 11:55:34 AM
o.o

*keeps quiet*

:)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2005, 12:29:09 PM
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maybe he was into that voyeur thing
Maybe you are too, why else would you mention it?
nah im not
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 26, 2005, 02:53:28 PM
But those guys outside your window sure are.
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 26, 2005, 06:23:06 PM
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But those guys outside your window sure are.
Hush, she'll hear us.  And you came just to write things down to make fun of her with anyway.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 26, 2005, 08:20:06 PM
Ok ok. I'll be quiet.
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Post by: The D on Jan 26, 2005, 10:17:38 PM
I'm not saying I'm guilty or anything, but why the hell should everyone get so worked up. If I had sex with a 15 year old or a 17 year old, it shouldn't matter one fucking bit if it was consensual. 200 years ago people were getting married at 14.

Look at it this way. Bitch is the only underaged female here that I know, so I have to use her as an example. In the extremely unlikely chance that we had sex, she would know what she was doing. I think the main arguement against sex under 18 is that the kids don't know what they are doing, or what concequences could come out of sex. I think it all depends on the person. Some people fuck as teens and pop out babies because they're stupid... other people like Bitch know what they are doing and are smart enough not to get pregnant at an early age.

And I've had an relationship with a younger girl. She was 15, I was 19. At the time we believed we loved each other. We never actually got naked and did the fuckyfucky, she was a bit prudish about sex at the time. Eventually we broke up... she's now 19, at college, seeing another man, and they fuck like rabbits.

But had we fucked when she was 15-16, it would have been illegal. It would have mattered nothing that we loved each other. Everyone would look at me as some kind of evil sexual deviant.


To hell with these laws based on christian morality. I don't need no fucking morals.


....edit: ah, to hell with it. *wishes he could erase this entire topic*
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 26, 2005, 10:33:42 PM
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I'm not saying I'm guilty or anything, but why the hell should everyone get so worked up. If I had sex with a 15 year old or a 17 year old, it shouldn't matter one fucking bit if it was consensual. 200 years ago people were getting married at 14.

Look at it this way. Bitch is the only underaged female here that I know, so I have to use her as an example. In the extremely unlikely chance that we had sex, she would know what she was doing. I think the main arguement against sex under 18 is that the kids don't know what they are doing, or what concequences could come out of sex. I think it all depends on the person. Some people fuck as teens and pop out babies because they're stupid... other people like Bitch know what they are doing and are smart enough not to get pregnant at an early age.


And I've had an relationship with a younger girl. She was 15, I was 19. At the time we believed we loved each other. We never actually got naked and did the fuckyfucky, she was a bit prudish about sex at the time. Eventually we broke up... she's now 19, at college, seeing another man, and they fuck like rabbits.

But had we fucked when she was 15-16, it would have been illegal. It would have mattered nothing that we loved each other. Everyone would look at me as some kind of evil sexual deviant.

To hell with these laws based on christian morality. I don't need no fucking morals.
Actually the bible says play ball as soon as grass grows on the field.

The law was passed by politicians worried that their daughters might have sex before getting into college. Im serious.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 27, 2005, 02:09:37 AM
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I'm not saying I'm guilty or anything, but why the hell should everyone get so worked up. If I had sex with a 15 year old or a 17 year old, it shouldn't matter one fucking bit if it was consensual. 200 years ago people were getting married at 14.

Look at it this way. Bitch is the only underaged female here that I know, so I have to use her as an example. In the extremely unlikely chance that we had sex
GAH!  I.... can't REEEead N-E mahre.... :x :x :x  Oh God...   :lol:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2005, 05:36:15 AM
Yeah this is fucking sad.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 27, 2005, 10:12:20 AM
First of all, it doesn't matter in the eyes of the law whether you loved her, she loved you, or not if/when you boffed her.  It's illegal because it can not be assumed children automatically know what is in their best interests...if this was the case, 5 year olds would stay up all night and eat Smarties until they were sleep-walking and malnourished.  That's why they have parents.  

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To hell with these laws based on christian morality. I don't need no fucking morals.
If you, in fact, did it, "consentually" or not, you should go to jail.  And if you had some "fucking morals", you might not be in hot water now.  And if it were my daughter you were dicking around with, my adherence to "christian morality" would be the only thing keeping you from being beaten to death.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 27, 2005, 09:53:01 PM
It's exactly as the Squirrel says.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2005, 10:16:11 PM
Yep.  And once 'Nasty Nate' finds out that Doug is a Pomeranian lover, he'll be eaten alive...
 
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Post by: Bitch on Jan 28, 2005, 09:02:14 AM
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Look at it this way. Bitch is the only underaged female here that I know, so I have to use her as an example. In the extremely unlikely chance that we had sex, she would know what she was doing.
Grossness! And Chelsey's underage, too. And! I would know what I was doing? Buh? Are you... insinuating something? :P
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 28, 2005, 01:00:24 PM
Sounds like it.
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Post by: The D on Jan 29, 2005, 10:30:33 PM
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Look at it this way. Bitch is the only underaged female here that I know, so I have to use her as an example. In the extremely unlikely chance that we had sex, she would know what she was doing.
Grossness! And Chelsey's underage, too. And! I would know what I was doing? Buh? Are you... insinuating something? :P
Yea, I'm insinuating that you're good in the sack and know how to give great head.







...no, I'm just saying that unlike some people you're age who are getting pregnant and spitting out babies, you're more mature when it comes to sex.

and you guys can puke all you want about me dating a 15 year old when I was 18. We never had sex so there's nothing to worry about, and even if we did have sex, I would have been the mature one (being the older one) and nothing bad would have happened. I would have had no regrets screwing her.

So if you have a problem with it, then you can go fuck yourselves. I don't care if you're discusted or not.


edit: chelsey is 19
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 30, 2005, 06:19:53 AM
I had sex with a thirteen-year-old. On multiple occasions. Of course I was fifteen. But still.
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Post by: The D on Jan 30, 2005, 09:54:20 PM
Hawt.

Did she even have boobs or pubes yet? Or was she bare and flat chested?


Oh yea, and if anyone wants to criticize me, how many of you here have thought an anime character was hot even though the character was under 18?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 30, 2005, 10:07:13 PM
Well, I'm not one of them, so I'll criticize the fuck out of you.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 31, 2005, 05:30:54 AM
She did. She also told me tha tshe was fourteen, and then calle dme three years later to tell me the truth.



 But stop being gross.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2005, 06:22:37 AM
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But stop being gross.
Thank God somebody said it.  Jesus.

And whacking off to Super Milk-chan is not cool, Doug.  You sick fuck.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 31, 2005, 12:17:01 PM
II'd start writing down your version, D, to keep the details straight for your attorney.  And be prepared to have your computer seized.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 31, 2005, 01:16:00 PM
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And whacking off to Super Milk-chan is not cool, Doug.  You sick fuck.
BURN!
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 01, 2005, 10:13:44 AM
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So if you have a problem with it, then you can go fuck yourselves. I don't care if you're discusted or not.
That's the attitude that got you in trouble.

As for fucking myself, at least I'm legal.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 01, 2005, 10:42:08 AM
Ironic, isn't it, that laws concerning such things as child labour,  statuatory rape, age of consent, etc. were proposed & championed by reformists considered to be crackpot liberals in their day.   :P  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 02, 2005, 04:23:34 AM
The cycle, ladies and gentlemen, the eternal cycle.
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Post by: Merla on Feb 02, 2005, 01:05:28 PM
I don't think you should be talking about this here.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 02, 2005, 03:57:14 PM
HA!
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Post by: The D on Feb 02, 2005, 04:01:26 PM
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I don't think you should be talking about this here.
A little too late for that.

And here I thought this was a forum of open-minded and non-judgemental people, and now I'm being judged for a crime I haven't even been tried for yet, let alone booked, I'm being judged for dating an 15 year old when I was 18 even though the relationship wasn't that serious, and I'm being judged for finding anime girls attractive.

Some open minded group this is. Why don't you stop lying to yourselves and go back to your bush-loving fundie friends.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 02, 2005, 04:03:17 PM
Haha...I never claimed to be "open-minded" and it's been stated serveral times that I am a Republican.  Go back to your hentai, fruit.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2005, 05:19:23 PM
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I don't think you should be talking about this here.
A little too late for that.

And here I thought this was a forum of open-minded and non-judgemental people, and now I'm being judged for a crime I haven't even been tried for yet, let alone booked, I'm being judged for dating an 15 year old when I was 18 even though the relationship wasn't that serious, and I'm being judged for finding anime girls attractive.

Some open minded group this is. Why don't you stop lying to yourselves and go back to your bush-loving fundie friends.
"open minded" doesnt mean its ok to fuck young girls, dude


and Go Zero! for being a republican!!! :D
edit: sorry Zero, a little confusion with the names :-p
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 02, 2005, 05:42:27 PM
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"open minded" doesnt mean its ok to fuck young girls, dude

 
Haha... Yeah I forgot to meantion that those NAMBLA jerks use "open-minded" as a defense, too.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2005, 10:49:05 PM
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"open minded" doesnt mean its ok to fuck young girls, dude
Yeah, that.  Besides the fact, I think many of us are getting the distinct vibe you're, as Homer Simpson would say, G-I-L-L-T-Y.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 03, 2005, 05:31:59 AM
Let's instate a close-minded policy, in order to keep out the likes of D.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 03, 2005, 08:24:48 AM
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And here I thought this was a forum of open-minded and non-judgemental people, and now I'm being judged for a crime I haven't even been tried for yet, let alone booked, I'm being judged for dating an 15 year old when I was 18 even though the relationship wasn't that serious, and I'm being judged for finding anime girls attractive.
You've made a classic message board mistake: this isn't a personal support group.  With most boards I've ever been a part of, people will call you on your bullshit.  

I can't speak for anyone else, but I've never been non-judgmental or open-minded in anything.  Open-mindedness says, "it's okay with me if you wanna pork a kid."  Non-judgmental says, "I don't hold your lack of common sense against you." I say, "if you did it, you deserve what legal repercussions come your way."  And with the way you're getting all defensive and pissy about it, you come across as being guilty as hell.

As for hentai, I don't see it as being any different than I do regular pornography. But that's nothing compared to the larger issue here, although it'd be bad if they confiscated your computer, for example, and used cartoon pr0n against you in court.

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Some open minded group this is. Why don't you stop lying to yourselves and go back to your bush-loving fundie friends.
I voted for Bush, and I am a fundamental Christian, so I haven't lied to (or about) myself.  While I appreciate your ever-so-loving comments concerning people such as myself, even the average, "open-minded", Kerry-supporting heathen doesn't approve of statutory rape, so that's a total non-issue.  I don't have an axe to grind against you or anybody else here...but if you are older than 18 years of age and had sexual relations with someone who isn't, and you're found guilty of it in court, you deserve whatever sentence the statute calls for.  It's just that simple.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 03, 2005, 08:39:50 AM
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I'm being judged for a crime I haven't even been tried for yet, let alone booked

I think you're innocent unless irrefutable evidence proves otherwise.

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I'm being judged for dating an 15 year old when I was 18 even though the relationship wasn't that serious,

If you had the good sense to not consummate the relationship, I don't see a problem with that, either.  I dated a senior guy when I was a sophomore and didn't sleep with him.  It can happen.

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and I'm being judged for finding anime girls attractive.

*looks at own title*
Can't throw any stones there.  :lol:  But therein lies my comment about your computer.  I can't think of a worse social climate than the present for distinguishing between fantasy & reality in the court of public opinion.

I think you're damning yourself with your attitude in a lot of peoples' minds, so please take the lesson to heart.  If you do get formally accused, what doesn't go over here will be considerably worse out there.  This is not the time for those who should be presumed innocent to take a rebel stand for their principles, unless you have a martyr wish.  Do what your attorney tells you and take his counsel on your conduct & demeanor.  This is advice from my own horrible experience with attorneys in general during my dad's wrongful death lawsuit.
 
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Post by: Zero At Work on Feb 03, 2005, 08:40:17 AM
Well, despite not being a support group, we *CAN* teach him how to make a shiv out of a fruit cup and spork before he goes to the slammer.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 03, 2005, 08:46:36 AM
Concrete floors are perfect for honing edges, my friend.  You can kill a man with a sharpened bar of soap if you have to.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 03, 2005, 08:50:17 AM
Wish I'd known that in art class.  They were always making us carve stupid things out of bars of Ivory.   :P  
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 03, 2005, 09:05:19 AM
Yeah, I recommend watching The Shawshank Redemption (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/) and Bound By Honor (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106469/) before heading for the slammer.
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Post by: Zero at Work on Feb 03, 2005, 09:26:14 AM
And don't forget about American History X!
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Post by: Merla on Feb 03, 2005, 10:55:51 AM
<---average, "open-minded", Kerry-supporting heathen   :P  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 03, 2005, 11:42:27 AM
That reminded me of something I found amusing.  My mother-in-law,  an OSF (Oblate of St. Francis) in the Franciscan Order of Divine Compassion, didn't vote because she was obediant to the Church's command to not vote for Kerry due to his reproductive rights viewpoint, but she said she couldn't vote for Bush in good conscience either because she also agreed with Christ's opinion of men who make big ostentatious displays of their faith and thinks that he's encouraging people to worship *him* by presenting himself as God's self-proclaimed representative sent to "save" the country.  Interesting viewpoint from a 68-year-old woman in a Catholic retirement home, to say the least.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 03, 2005, 01:14:42 PM
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Concrete floors are perfect for honing edges, my friend.  You can kill a man with a sharpened bar of soap if you have to.
So long as he doesn't drop it!  :P  
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 03, 2005, 04:18:00 PM
I'm questioning what the "D" Stands for in "Dangerous D".....
The best way to present my opinion in the matter is thus: If some guy, say 18, sleeps with my underage 15-16 daughter, I'd probably be going to jail and get sued for aggravated assault....Providing somebody stopped me in time and I wasn't able to hide the body. Though before initiating any sort of violence I would be inclined to find out the whole situation behind it, such as if my daughter lied about her age and if it was indeed consentual. If this is the case, I can't say that I would not be dissapointed, but I would definitely urge my daughter and the guy in question not to in a hopefully reasonable and intelligent manner.
....Or there's the good old baseball bat method.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 03, 2005, 04:43:33 PM
The "D" stands for "Doug".
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 03, 2005, 06:28:33 PM
Not Dumbass? Or Dipshit? or Dickwad? Or Durrmonger?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Max Con on Feb 03, 2005, 06:39:36 PM
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The best way to present my opinion in the matter is thus: If some guy, say 18, sleeps with my underage 15-16 daughter, I'd probably be going to jail and get sued for aggravated assault....Providing somebody stopped me in time and I wasn't able to hide the body.
That's pretty much what I said to Cyc a few days ago. Here here.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 03, 2005, 06:43:54 PM
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Not Dumbass? Or Dipshit? or Dickwad? Or Durrmonger?
Though it hints at "Dickless" given his taste in the opposite sex.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 03, 2005, 10:10:16 PM
Dingleberry?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: B E C K on Feb 04, 2005, 03:00:27 AM
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Yeah, I recommend watching The Shawshank Redemption (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/) and Bound By Honor (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106469/) before heading for the slammer.
Yes yes, take a poster of Raquel Welch with you.  Every jailbird needs one.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 04, 2005, 10:10:42 AM
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Though before initiating any sort of violence I would be inclined to find out the whole situation behind it, such as if my daughter lied about her age and if it was indeed consentual. If this is the case, I can't say that I would not be dissapointed, but I would definitely urge my daughter and the guy in question not to in a hopefully reasonable and intelligent manner.

Good reason for parents or other close adults to keep communication lines open.   My aunt impressed upon me the idea of my having some responsibility in the matter when I was dating the senior guy, and that no matter the situation, HE would get blamed if we got caught.  Made that "Ummm - let's not" a little easier to say.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 04, 2005, 02:31:33 PM
Yeah.  You wouldn't have wanted to get the poor thing killed, would you?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 04, 2005, 03:33:00 PM
Poor thing?  The guy I was dating?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 04, 2005, 05:57:58 PM
Yes...poor thing, he may have been killed because of you!
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2005, 01:46:09 AM
..................the sex would've killed him?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 05, 2005, 01:58:42 AM
That's how I wanna die.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2005, 02:02:17 AM
I imagine that would be rather traumatic for the female.... or at least I presume female.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 05, 2005, 02:03:59 AM
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I imagine that would be rather traumatic for the female.... or at least I presume female.
One could only hope. Though given the health care decline in today's system, the fact is it could very well be a loner who lives with his parents who gets his kicks from sodomizing old people until they die.

*sighs* I can't wait for retirement. >.<
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2005, 04:52:29 AM
No!  Don't do that to the old people.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 05, 2005, 08:20:27 AM
o.O what?

ew. Not me. Ew ew ew. If I wanted a grilled cheeser, I'd make one myself >.<;;
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 06, 2005, 12:06:18 AM
:o Oaugh.... fuck you.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 06, 2005, 12:21:25 AM
....  

*backs out of thread...slowly*
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 06, 2005, 09:53:43 AM
Once again Tom has killed a thread.
DAMN You Tom, DAMN YOU.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 06, 2005, 12:07:32 PM
Again, not dead if you POST IN IT!

Im gonna send you to jail with D.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: B E C K on Feb 06, 2005, 10:39:22 PM
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o.O what?

ew. Not me. Ew ew ew. If I wanted a grilled cheeser, I'd make one myself >.<;;
You're gonna.... sodomize yourself with a grilled cheese sandwich?   :huh:  
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 07, 2005, 08:14:37 AM
That's just wrong and a waste of a perfectly good sammich!
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Guest on Feb 07, 2005, 08:23:36 AM
Just do it with cheese toast.  That way you'll save a slice of bread for later.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 07, 2005, 08:24:58 AM
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Just do it with cheese toast.  That way you'll save a slice of bread for later.
I hate it when this happens (the Guest part, not the bread/ass part).
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Merla on Feb 07, 2005, 08:51:34 AM
hahaha!  You guys have me thinking about breaded shipley.

Anyhow has anyone seen that freak's description (that part under the advatar)?  WTF?  Why in the world would he put that there?  What if his computer is taken?  How is that going to look not to mention along with everything else?  AT first I thought he was guilty, but now I am begining to think that he made up this entire story in a desperate attempt to get attention.  He doesn't seem very concerned or even scared for that matter.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 07, 2005, 08:57:46 AM
It's a tough call.  Though really, who would be pathetic enough to make up serious stories about hanging out with under-age girls?  And again, who would be pathetic enough to expect a "pity party" out of this?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 07, 2005, 11:54:36 AM
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Once again Tom has killed a thread.
DAMN You Tom, DAMN YOU.
last time someone said that about tom, he ended up erasing the thread. thanks god Nuri didn't commit the mistake of giving him moderator powers
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 07, 2005, 02:40:03 PM
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Once again Tom has killed a thread.
DAMN You Tom, DAMN YOU.
last time someone said that about tom, he ended up erasing the thread. thanks god Nuri didn't commit the mistake of giving him moderator powers
I did? I didn't know I had powet here, Faye. Plus that thread was Rumble being an ignorant ass, :P And for a dead thread it's definately active.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: The D on Feb 07, 2005, 09:56:22 PM
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II'd start writing down your version, D, to keep the details straight for your attorney.  And be prepared to have your computer seized.
I'm less worried about any pr0n and more worried about them finding certain... music files... on my computer.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 07, 2005, 10:08:54 PM
o.o

RKelly, or do you have Card Captor Sakura being raped?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: The D on Feb 07, 2005, 10:18:27 PM
I mean music files I didn't get in a... completely legal manner.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 07, 2005, 10:18:44 PM
on a music file?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Feb 07, 2005, 10:27:57 PM
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I mean music files I didn't get in a... completely legal manner.
Lars Ulrich will rape your ass!
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: The D on Feb 07, 2005, 10:34:55 PM
If anything, I should be the one raping Lars up the ass. That fuck.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 07, 2005, 10:35:11 PM
Yeah, uh. Card Captor hentai can be found accidently, constatntly.

But not 1/10 as much as Simpsons incest. I'm serious.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 07, 2005, 10:36:13 PM
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If anything, I should be the one raping Lars up the ass. That fuck.
Well, you'll be able to pretend all you want not long from now.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 07, 2005, 10:39:35 PM
Simpsons incest :huh:

I'm looking for some perfectly wholesome tentacle rape, and I get pounded constantly withthis gross, gross shit.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 07, 2005, 10:40:07 PM
WHO THE FUCK WOULD DRAW THAT?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: MegatronYES on Feb 07, 2005, 10:55:26 PM
No that's the maddening thing, there is so, so much of it. All ove rthe god damn place.

Normal hentai, assorted. Genrally decent quality.
http://www.neotokyo.com/hentai/ (http://www.neotokyo.com/hentai/)
I fyou keep following links randomly.... you'll start getting pounded with incest and vore sites.  
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 07, 2005, 11:43:03 PM
BLAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2005, 11:50:52 PM
I don't see how you can be more concerned with dumb music files than you can of pr0n, unless they're all of John Tesh or something.



And what's wrong with having teh guests?
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Merla on Feb 08, 2005, 07:16:09 AM
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And what's wrong with having teh guests?
They steal all your bath towels!  Those bastards!
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 08, 2005, 08:42:15 AM
MMMmmmm Bath Towels.
Title: Hi I'm fucked
Post by: The D on Feb 08, 2005, 03:20:14 PM
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No that's the maddening thing, there is so, so much of it. All ove rthe god damn place.

Normal hentai, assorted. Genrally decent quality.
http://www.neotokyo.com/hentai/ (http://www.neotokyo.com/hentai/)
I fyou keep following links randomly.... you'll start getting pounded with incest and vore sites.
It's funny that hentai's so mainstream now that they have paid sites for it, or sites like that with lots of popup-filled links.