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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 22, 2005, 02:06:02 PM

Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 22, 2005, 02:06:02 PM
If I were a sea lion, I would go off to the magically kingdom of Nur, where I would become one with the chese of the viscount moceft. I would be happy, and drive a carrot through downtown washington DC and loot the whitehouse. Then George Bush would pull my magical whiskers, and I would grant him a wish. But what he doesn't know is the wish I would grant him would be ten pound balls.

^_^
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 22, 2005, 03:06:16 PM
See kids, this is what happens when you overdose on E.
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 22, 2005, 04:25:53 PM
I am a sea lion. In World of Warcraft, Druids can assume many forms.
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 22, 2005, 07:19:45 PM
If Tom were a sea lion I'd club him.
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 22, 2005, 09:35:08 PM
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See kids, this is what happens when you overdose on E.
looks more like a mixture of lsd, acid and weed. maybe some shrooms on the side too
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2005, 10:26:23 PM
Senior or Junior, because I could see Jr. wishing for that.
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 22, 2005, 11:11:35 PM
Junior, obviously. Senior would wish for a hot wife.
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2005, 11:23:14 PM
Are you kidding?  Babs Bush is a little sexpot!
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 23, 2005, 01:40:22 PM
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Are you kidding?  Babs Bush is a little sexpot!
With thighs as thick as Ted Kennedy's head.
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2005, 11:20:23 PM
Turkey-thigh Thanksgiving Thanksloving!
Title: If I were a sea lion...
Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 30, 2005, 06:24:40 AM
Like a cat. Or a bear.