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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2012, 02:46:45 AM

Title: Nom nom
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2012, 02:46:45 AM
Would you eat any of it?

http://calorielab.com/news/2012/05/17/tokyo-ham-cybele-human-genital-banquet-not-illegal/
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: B E C K on May 28, 2012, 11:48:24 PM
Hell no.   :nono:
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Post by: Rumble on May 31, 2012, 11:05:55 AM
 :puke:
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Post by: B E C K on May 31, 2012, 08:37:58 PM
It does.  This one - :puke:
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Post by: B E C K on May 31, 2012, 08:39:16 PM
Although this one hotlinked from my directory might be more appropriate: (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/N-Q/pukingoneachother.gif)
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Post by: Rumble on Jun 04, 2012, 02:18:11 PM
Fixed :D
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2012, 06:38:10 PM
:|
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2012, 10:49:09 PM
:joe:
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 07, 2012, 05:42:59 AM
I'd try it. but not the penis for god's sake. I would try a piece of ass, you know, like in Alive. It did look like beef jerky after all
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: B E C K on Jun 07, 2012, 09:44:19 AM
Hey, ass wasn't on the menu.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Rama on Jun 07, 2012, 04:08:12 PM
I like big butts! That are battered and fried. Sliced and served on rye. *


*=Sung to the tune of "I like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 07, 2012, 05:45:11 PM
lol i think it was pretty obvious it was that song

maybe you were being sarcastic? im a little slow today
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Post by: Rama on Jun 07, 2012, 06:06:42 PM
It was kinda joke in it's self, because anytime you use to see those songs like that they'd tell you what tune it was sung too.

I was also gonna keep going but I couldn't figure out anything for "When a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!"...although I did know that "sprung" was gonna be "Yum"
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 07, 2012, 07:14:01 PM
(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/puker.gif)
(http://shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/puker3.gif)
(http://shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/blowup.gif)
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Rumble on Jun 08, 2012, 12:05:13 PM
I'd try it. but not the penis for god's sake.

And that right there is why it never worked out between us ;)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 12, 2012, 03:00:18 AM
I'd try it. but not the penis for god's sake.

And that right there is why it never worked out between us ;)

It was because you cut your hair, bb <3

Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Rumble on Jun 12, 2012, 01:21:57 PM
B-but I grew a beard to compensate :(
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 12, 2012, 02:28:43 PM
B-but I grew a beard to compensate :(

Women love having their thighs tickled by that manly hair.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 12, 2012, 05:32:51 PM
LOL!

I don't like beards that much, they make a man look like a hermit :(
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 12, 2012, 06:33:26 PM
LOL!

I don't like beards that much, they make a man look like a hermit :(

Hermits are smart and wise. You don't want a man who's smart and wise?
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 12, 2012, 06:55:52 PM
LOL I forgot you have a beard too

I guess it depends on how long the beard is. No girl wants to go out with Grizzly Adams
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 12, 2012, 07:56:43 PM
But Grizzly Adams married and had 3 children so apparently someone wanted to.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 12, 2012, 07:59:23 PM
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 12, 2012, 08:21:15 PM
Ha ha, it's a jungle down there.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 12, 2012, 08:45:47 PM
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE

I don't trim at the moment. I've heard some women like that, but I've not personally encountered one in a way that would cause me to start.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 12, 2012, 09:02:36 PM
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE

I don't trim at the moment.

Ah, so Viking braids then.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2012, 10:35:01 AM
I heard that guys with beards don't take care of their personal appearance.....DOWN THERE

I don't trim at the moment.

Ah, so Viking braids then.

If you'd like to help me braid them, sure.

It's not that long, though.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2012, 12:11:24 PM
Then why would you need my help?  :blink:
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 13, 2012, 01:08:51 PM
I hate facial hair almost as much as I hate pubes!
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2012, 03:11:35 PM
Then why would you need my help?  :blink:

Because I don't know how to braid.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2012, 11:15:29 PM
Oh.  Well, I'll show you on some shoelaces and then you can do that to your pubes.  :)
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 14, 2012, 09:07:59 AM
Braiding is excessively easy.  Take 3 strings.  Okay take the right one, put it in the middle.  Take the left one, put it in the middle.  Repeat until you reach the bottom.  You have a braid...
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2012, 03:04:29 PM
Braiding is excessively easy.  Take 3 strings.  Okay take the right one, put it in the middle.  Take the left one, put it in the middle.  Repeat until you reach the bottom.  You have a braid...

Oh.  Well, I'll show you on some shoelaces and then you can do that to your pubes.  :)

But my pubes are curly. I don't know if it will work.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2012, 05:37:20 PM
Invest in a flat iron.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2012, 05:39:52 PM
I ain't putting no hot stuff near my junk unless it's lady parts.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 14, 2012, 09:51:53 PM
Dreads
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2012, 10:56:35 PM
Ew, pube-dreads.  Noooooo.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2012, 10:35:49 AM
My hygiene is not that bad!
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2012, 11:37:23 AM
:joe:
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2012, 12:03:09 PM
:joe:

I wonder what his fingernails look like.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Rumble on Jun 15, 2012, 02:29:05 PM
I tried going for a mohawk, but it makes underwear really uncomfortable
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 15, 2012, 06:32:15 PM
ewwww XX



:joe:

I wonder what his fingernails look like.

i wonder what his toenails look like
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2012, 11:42:02 PM
Like this:
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 18, 2012, 07:33:20 PM
lol  french manicure on toes is soooo trashy

and no,

like this:
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Post by: joe on Jun 18, 2012, 09:00:02 PM
Those gloves aren't thick enough.

No gloves are thick enough.

Kill it with fire now.
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Fiero on Jun 18, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
A brick wall is not thick enough.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 18, 2012, 10:43:57 PM
GROSS!   :goddammit:
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 20, 2012, 08:31:29 PM
I've seen much worse off feet in my time but not necessarily from poor hygiene.

Still, ugh.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 20, 2012, 08:36:38 PM
Btw the white things between his toes are worms
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 20, 2012, 09:59:27 PM
*bombs Japan*
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 20, 2012, 11:32:57 PM
I'm not 100% sure but that pic might be from the US

*redirects bomb to the US*
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2012, 01:56:11 PM
No, I was just trying to get you.  :)  Not foot-worm's fault you posted it here. 
Title: Re: Nom nom
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 23, 2012, 04:22:19 AM
You got me girl, you got me.

Almost started WW3 there