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Title: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: IDE on Apr 13, 2012, 10:32:26 PM
They say you can't be over 6'1"...I'm 6'2" so I hope there is a little leeway here.

They also say you can't be over 175 lbs...I'm 215 lbs, but I'm hoping that weight limit is just there to shut down fatties and not discriminate against aesthetically superior beings like myself.

April 22...it's on.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 14, 2012, 01:49:47 AM
Optimus Prime in what exactly?
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: joe on Apr 14, 2012, 02:02:55 AM
Transformers: The Musical.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: Rama on Apr 14, 2012, 02:12:07 AM
6' 1" seems a little short for Prime...by about 25 feet.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: IDE on Apr 14, 2012, 07:58:18 PM
There is a new Transformers ride at Universal Studios.  They pay you like 20+ an hour to walk around on stilts being Optimus Prime and taking pictures with people.

My friend told me they're height nazis though...
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: joe on Apr 14, 2012, 11:43:12 PM
What, like with gas chambers and firing squads and whatnot?

I wouldn't risk it.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2012, 12:48:13 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: Rumble on Apr 16, 2012, 08:23:51 AM
Quote from: IDE on Apr 14, 2012, 07:58:18 PM
There is a new Transformers ride at Universal Studios.  They pay you like 20+ an hour to walk around on stilts being Optimus Prime and taking pictures with people.

That sounds more like a community service punishment than a job you should addition for
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 16, 2012, 11:01:51 AM
Ha!  It kinda does now that I think about it.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: Rumble on May 01, 2012, 03:51:46 PM
Has IDE been seen since the audition?
Maybe joe was right about the gas chambers and such
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: B E C K on May 01, 2012, 09:08:14 PM
Awww...  I'll miss that horny old Jew.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: joe on May 02, 2012, 12:43:13 AM
IDE is Jewish? For realsies?

Wait, I think I've found a picture of him with one of his myriad lady friends:

(http://i50.tinypic.com/i2nib5.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: Rama on May 02, 2012, 01:26:36 AM
Why else would casting Nazi kill him? He must be Jewish.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: Rumble on May 02, 2012, 01:39:51 AM
He could be a gypsy
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: Rama on May 02, 2012, 02:30:44 AM
Or gay.
Title: Re: I'm auditioning to be Optimus Prime...
Post by: B E C K on May 04, 2012, 02:46:48 AM
I'll miss that horny old gay gypsy.