The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2012, 09:24:01 PM

Title: What? TWELVE?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2012, 09:24:01 PM
You are the oldest squirrel I know.  And the drunkest.  :happybirthday:

Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: joe on Feb 08, 2012, 09:36:09 PM
Possibly the oldest active joke ID on the internet...?

Or is it more that the Shwiggie persona has simply been supplanted?
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2012, 09:37:42 PM
Are you saying he doesn't hoard nuts in his spare time?
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Fiero on Feb 08, 2012, 09:49:29 PM
So you're saying he likes nuts?

And he puts them in holes?
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rama on Feb 09, 2012, 02:40:09 AM
At least in his mouth.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 09, 2012, 08:05:38 PM
Thank you! Twelve years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable people. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Possibly the oldest active joke ID on the internet...?
I think Bueno Excellente has this one persona beat, however...it's seen action on both Buttalk and Facebook.

So you're saying he likes nuts?

And he puts them in holes?
At least in his mouth.
What, are you guys missing anything? I could chell my hoard, but I throw out the tiny shriveled ones.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Sam on Feb 15, 2012, 11:07:08 AM
I can't decide if that's an insult or not.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 15, 2012, 08:17:26 PM
My work is complete.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2012, 09:04:11 PM
I took it as he only wants huge meaty nuts in his mouth, and thus I take no offense to it.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 16, 2012, 03:40:11 PM
You just wish your nuts were big as mine.

Testicle envy is an ugly thing. Suffer!

(http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif)


Edit: Sorry...thought I hit quote, hit modify instead. I put everything back the way it was.

« Last Edit: Feb 16, 2012, 10:23:33 PM by Rama »

S'alright...I do it all the time.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rumble on Feb 16, 2012, 04:47:01 PM
If someone said to me my nuts were pretty big for a squirrel, I'd probably cry
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rama on Feb 16, 2012, 10:24:14 PM
You just wish your nuts were big as mine.

Testicle envy is an ugly thing. Suffer!

(http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif)


Woah! Woah! Testicles? I was talking about nuts...you know like Walnuts and the like. I can't believe that this whole discussion has had some dirty double meaning.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: joe on Feb 16, 2012, 10:45:48 PM
(http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif)
(http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif)
(http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif) (http://shwiggie.com/boards/avatars/tds2.gif)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: The D on Feb 20, 2012, 04:33:29 PM
I'm a just gonna leave this here:
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2012, 07:08:42 PM
If someone said to me my nuts were pretty big for a squirrel, I'd probably cry

:lol:


Also, joe's huge post of squirrel-bags is down-right hypnotic.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 08, 2013, 09:47:15 PM
im a teanagre n ow!
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2013, 11:07:21 PM
Look out, he's gonna rebel!
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rumble on Feb 11, 2013, 04:07:50 PM
Happy belated bday
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2013, 01:42:51 PM
This is a Green board....we recycle threads! :)
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 12, 2013, 08:43:27 PM
It's the responsible thing to do.

A capacity for which I am not known.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
happy birthdaaaayy
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2013, 11:02:59 PM
This is a Green board....we recycle threads! :)

Recycling threads saves forum-trees!  :happy:
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2013, 02:23:15 AM
Yeah, but I use three times more toilet paper then I need in the forum bathroom.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 20, 2013, 04:27:18 PM
Use the shells.
Title: Re: What? TWELVE?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 22, 2013, 10:08:21 PM
There are three of them.