The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jan 12, 2012, 11:17:56 PM
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Who doesn't love fuckin' M&M's? :happy:
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*Raises hand*
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I prefer eatin' 'em.
But only the peanut variety, as they are obviously superior in every way.
Happy Birthday, Rama. Welcome to the Ancient Brotherhood.
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Haha you're older than you were.
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How many drug dealers have you robbed?
How many ruffians have you beaten down?
How many teachers have you banged?
You're not living man!
You're dying!
Happy Birthday.
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*Raises hand*
You don't love M&Ms? You're a monster! An unbirthday monster!
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So.
Was there cake, or what?
What sort of gifts did you receive?
Socks?
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*Raises hand*
You don't love M&Ms? You're a monster! An unbirthday monster!
It's not that I don't love them. I mean I wouldn't turn them down if offered to me. They are just not my favorite. And I don't really want to fuck any candy. Besides I don't want to take any lip from a woman that doesn't like Cherry Kool-Aid.
So.
Was there cake, or what?
What sort of gifts did you receive?
Socks?
There was a cake. A Universal Monster Cake.
I got two leatherbound books. Dracula and The Portrait of Dorian Gray. I also got Lion-O and Mumm-Ra Classics figure and The Mummy (1932) on DVD. But the latter didn't get here in time and is still in the mail...even though it was suppose to arrive on the 11th.
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Yeah I have to back him on the whole M&M thing. They're good, but not worth buying IMO. The peanut butter ones were the best.
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I actually don't even eat them anymore. Heh. And Kool-aid. BLEH.
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Kool-Aid is nasty.
Dorian Gray, huh? I finally finished it tonight. Got better towards the end, but man, there were some rough patches in that book.
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Kool-Aid is nasty.
Dorian Gray, huh? I finally finished it tonight. Got better towards the end, but man, there were some rough patches in that book.
Since kool-aid is sort of build-your-own, it's as nasty as you make it.
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Nope.
I'm talking about the fundamental essence of all Kool-Aid, that powder in the packet.
It all tastes nasty.
And it's nasty for you.
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Well, I can agree with that last part.
We used to call it bug juice in Boy Scouts.
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Maybe Canadian Kool-Aid is different. You know...cause of the metric system or something like that. Or maybe they put gravy on it.
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They freeze it and dip it in mayo.
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Mayo is a banned substance in Canada.
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Rama have you seen Boy God aka Stone Boy:
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Oh right, that's Europeans that like the fries with mayo.
It's just that poutine seemed like such a low-hanging fruit for a joke.
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Ain't no such thing as too low-hanging fruit for a joke. Especially if it is poutine.
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I'm pretty sure poutine would only be considered a fruit by the US congress and no one else.
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What? Poutine is McDonald's fries in KFC gravy. It doesn't get much more American than that.
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Don't forget the cheese curd!
They serve "poutine" without the cheese curd in a bar around here and call it disco fries.
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Well, Canada is known for their discotecha.
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I thought they were 10 years behind...not 40.
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I thought they were 10 years behind...not 40.
Let's all go to the mall!
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"If this is the 90's...why does it look like the 80s?"
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How many drug dealers have you robbed?
How many ruffians have you beaten down?
How many teachers have you banged?
You're not living man!
Does robbing ruffians, beating down teachers and banging drug dealers earn any points?
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Kool-aid points. And you mail them in and get a free Jello mold! :)
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I don't like jello :(
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I don't like jello :(
You can make other stuff with them. Mud pies, for example.
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How many drug dealers have you robbed?
How many ruffians have you beaten down?
How many teachers have you banged?
You're not living man!
Does robbing ruffians, beating down teachers and banging drug dealers earn any points?
Only the first 2.