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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Dec 27, 2011, 01:03:12 PM

Title: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 27, 2011, 01:03:12 PM
This 'Happy Holidays' business can kiss my ass.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 01:04:17 PM
Merry Unchristmas to you as well.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 27, 2011, 01:06:30 PM
I can't wait for Jan 2: Happy Un-New Year.  I miss decorating my board for holidays.  It was so much easier with the old board software.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 01:13:01 PM
I still don't have plans for NYE.


My 18 yr old  isn't talking to me as much as I hoped :( 
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 27, 2011, 01:45:52 PM
Don't you have back-ups?  Just take one out of the box and go.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: Rama on Dec 27, 2011, 08:44:26 PM
As a Jew I'm offended.















No...not really.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 08:58:29 PM
I do have back ups but I really like this one.  She's super fun to talk to and she loves all kinds of nerdy stuff.  I actually bought her a present...it was something that she posted a link to on fb.  But we've only hung out twice (granted my penis was inside of her one of those times) and I'm not sure its appropriate to give her presents yet. 

Why did I get her a present in the first place?  Part of me wants to lay it all on the line and tell her how I feel but another part is screaming don't show your hand!  Act like you don't care etc.  And it's fucking sad that I have to do that.  But that's how attraction works...I believe in a higher powet but with rules like these I have a feeling everyone is in for a surprise.


Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: Fiero on Dec 27, 2011, 10:50:35 PM
Give her the fucking present. She'll either be scared off or she won't. Either way, you're going to move on because you do that. You don't have to act like you don't care, you just think you do.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:42:54 PM
I just think I don't care?

And why would I just throw the present out there and scare her?  Telling them you like them too soon is usually bad news.  They're like gazelles and giving them presents is the equivalent of prowling upwind.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: Fiero on Dec 27, 2011, 11:48:32 PM
I just think I don't care?

And why would I just throw the present out there and scare her?  Telling them you like them too soon is usually bad news.  They're like gazelles and giving them presents is the equivalent of prowling upwind.

You are a bizarre creature.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:49:33 PM
Yes, yes I am.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:58:45 PM
What did everyone get for christmas?


I got:

Nook Color
Black Cashmere sweater
Sock Monkey Hat
Gift Card to Trader Joes
Socks
20 bucks
a GPS
and a jewelry box that tells me (even though it calls me Bob) how great I am every time I open it.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: Fiero on Dec 28, 2011, 12:19:34 AM
I got a wok, some other kitchen utensils, some hard cider.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 28, 2011, 12:34:08 AM
Some jewelry, socks, boots, some weird-ass pajamas or something, a makeup bag, and a few other misc items.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: Fiero on Dec 28, 2011, 12:46:10 AM
Oh and I got one of these: https://www.trytotalpillow.com/ Mute quickly.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: Rama on Dec 28, 2011, 12:55:36 AM
I got:

A $40 Oldies.com gift card (which I spent the same day I got it since that is one of my fav. sites to shop at.)
MST3K vol. 22
Captain America bluray
Set of 4 Marvel Tumblers
St. Louis Cardinals World Series DVD
Two Leather bound books: To Kill a Mocking Bird and Charles Dickens 5 novels (which is the thickest books I've ever seen. No idea how long it is gonna take to read this monster)
A SW T-shirt and a set of SW Cookie cutters (which I don't bake...soooo)
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 28, 2011, 12:57:25 AM
Oh and I got one of these: https://www.trytotalpillow.com/ Mute quickly.

I need about five of those.
Title: Re: MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Post by: Fiero on Dec 28, 2011, 01:09:18 AM
Oh and I got one of these: https://www.trytotalpillow.com/ Mute quickly.

I need about five of those.

Good thing you can get two for only 19.99