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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2011, 09:10:45 PM

Title: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2011, 09:10:45 PM

:happybirthday:

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: IDE on Dec 09, 2011, 12:57:38 AM

I'm 29 guys!

YYYYAAAYYY!

I just kicked a 33 yr old and a smoking hot (that one that made me doubt myself for a sec) is on her way over here.

My penis needs no viagra to rise to the occasion for only a 2nd wind!

There will be 5ths and 6ths! I will pound this bitch like my dick was the bow of Epuris. 

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: IDE on Dec 09, 2011, 12:58:24 AM

SHIT! I left tons of words out of that post!

My brain is going mush!

I guess I am getting old.

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: joe on Dec 09, 2011, 04:31:34 AM

This birthday is a sham.

IDE is the ultimate shyster.

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 12, 2011, 11:50:34 PM

Quote from: IDE on Dec 09, 2011, 12:58:24 AM

SHIT! I left tons of words out of that post!

My brain is going mush!

I guess I am getting old.

Oh, joe, grandpa plumb forgot to take his pills again.

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Dec 13, 2011, 12:48:28 AM

It is a good feeling that no matter how old I get, IDE is older. That and I don't have VD.

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 13, 2011, 12:50:12 AM

You'll always envy bingo nights at the old church.

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Dec 13, 2011, 12:53:05 AM

Gah! And no punch and pie in the fellowship hall...I am green!

Title: Re: IDE's Fake-Ass Birthday!
Post by: Sam on Dec 15, 2011, 09:29:03 AM

I was informed there would be punch and pie.