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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: blanktoe on Nov 30, 2011, 06:36:53 PM

Title: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 30, 2011, 06:36:53 PM

I didn't know what thread this belongs in so I'll just leave it here.

http://vimeo.com/32483624 (http://vimeo.com/32483624)

 It’s about a son molesting his father. I'll leave the funny to you guys.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Nov 30, 2011, 11:26:06 PM

Quote from: blanktoe on Nov 30, 2011, 06:36:53 PM

It’s about a son molesting his father.

Uh... not sure if want?

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 01, 2011, 12:09:56 AM

You don't have to watch it. I just want the idea of what it's about burned into your imagination for all times!!

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Dec 01, 2011, 09:31:59 PM

Is it odd that I pictured them as teddy bears?

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 01, 2011, 09:59:32 PM

Johnsons and teddy bears, why does that sound so familiar?

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: Rama on Dec 02, 2011, 12:30:47 AM

You know, we just started forget about that and then you, of all people, remind us of it.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Dec 02, 2011, 01:40:38 AM

What are you talking about?  I'll never forget.  NEVER.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: Rama on Dec 02, 2011, 02:38:15 AM

But you can't remember anything.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Dec 02, 2011, 11:12:45 PM

I'll remember this.  FOREVER.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: Rama on Dec 02, 2011, 11:28:33 PM

But never my birthday! I HATE YOU!!!

*Runs off and slams door to his room.*

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Dec 03, 2011, 12:04:41 AM

*shrug*

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: IDE on Dec 03, 2011, 01:15:52 AM

Keep your hands off the johnsons.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Dec 05, 2011, 01:46:35 AM

Aw.  :(

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2011, 04:02:16 AM

A 20 yr old (freshly turned) had her hand (and mouth) on my johnson tonight.  She's so shy and she's only been with one other guy (according to her).  God I'm so charmingly disarming when it comes to this shit.  I should write a book but I just don't know if my preternatural wiles can be transcribed into mere words.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: joe on Dec 06, 2011, 11:39:37 AM

Was she a keeper? You might want to start thinking about settling down.

Your youth is but a fleeting memory.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: IDE on Dec 07, 2011, 12:49:41 AM

I'm still 28 in demigod years.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2011, 11:03:12 PM

And Abe Vigoda in human years.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: IDE on Dec 08, 2011, 02:30:29 AM

Abe Vigoda isn't training 20 yr old vagina.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2011, 11:49:45 AM

He could be. You don't know that.

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: joe on Dec 08, 2011, 12:08:56 PM

I'm a little skeptical about pretty much everything IDE says now.

He lies about his age, what else has he lied about? Some things? Everything?

Oh! what a tangled web we weave
When first we practise to deceive!

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: IDE on Dec 08, 2011, 12:25:31 PM

I didn't lie about anything! I renounce this whole mortal aging nonsense. You're just a sheep who follows this outmoded year counting bullshit!  Wake up man! Why should only the gods have immortality? We are the 99%

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2011, 02:48:20 PM

He's right...I now declare myself 10,000 years old. Time to call Guinness book of world records and start booking my talk show appearances. You can suck it Methuselah!

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: The D on Dec 08, 2011, 06:57:34 PM

Well, that was strange and disturbing.... at least he got what was coming to him....

Title: Re: The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2011, 08:18:32 PM

Yeah, Abe Vigoda sure did.  Suuuure did.  Yep.