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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2011, 11:48:59 PM
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How many of you were involved in this study? :fingershake:
Sex with animals may be tied to risk of penile cancer (http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-sex-animals-penile-cancer-20111116,0,6239694.story)
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Sex with Animals would be a great band name. Heck, it probably already is.
I don't want to confirm it for fear of being judged by Google.
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Penile is one funny ass word.
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As for the kinds of animals the men had sex with, mares were the most common, followed by donkeys, mules, goats, chickens, calves, cows, dogs, sheep and pigs.
Chickens?!
How is that possible?
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I don't think it is without killing the chicken in the process. (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/A-D/crying.gif) Please, let's only kill and eat chickens without sexins.
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I remember reading some story about a farmhand in Malaysia who was caught fucking a cow, so to shame him even further they made him marry it in a public ceremony.
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And then divorce it so it got half his property and the kids?
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Nah, they butchered it immediately afterwards.
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But now them babies don't have a mom! :mad:
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Well there is always room for veal.
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:nurinono:
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As for the kinds of animals the men had sex with, mares were the most common, followed by donkeys, mules, goats, chickens, calves, cows, dogs, sheep and pigs.
Chickens?!
How is that possible?
Well you see birds don't have what you would call a vagina or an anus, it's one big single hole that has a real name but that I affectionately call "vaganus". Anyway considering the size of your average chicken egg, it seems sensible that a human penis would be able to fit in this orifice quite easily, though I can't say I have much of an idea about the depth of the cavity.
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Ask Gonzo...I'm sure he'd know.
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Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.
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As for the kinds of animals the men had sex with, mares were the most common, followed by donkeys, mules, goats, chickens, calves, cows, dogs, sheep and pigs.
Chickens?!
How is that possible?
Well you see birds don't have what you would call a vagina or an anus, it's one big single hole that has a real name but that I affectionately call "vaganus". Anyway considering the size of your average chicken egg, it seems sensible that a human penis would be able to fit in this orifice quite easily, though I can't say I have much of an idea about the depth of the cavity.
Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?
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Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?
I think I've seen that pr0n.
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I'm trying to figure out
A) Why that study was conducted
B) Why they admitted to having sex with animals
Then I noticed the study was done in rural Brazil. Apparently there are few women in rural brazil. Or farmers with too much time on their hands, when they're not demolishing rain forest.
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Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.
Then how do you explain Muppet Babies smart guy? Huh?
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Unethical laboratory shenanigans.
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Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.
Look at Gonzo's face again. He at least does.
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Little known fact: Muppets have no genitals.
Then how do you explain Muppet Babies smart guy? Huh?
Unethical laboratory shenanigans.
:lmao: Brilliant!
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Oh, speaking of Muppets, that new movie's coming out. Just WHO is the douchebag human starring in it? I've never heard of him before. He was hosting SNL and Kermit did a guest stint on Weekend Update. He was the funniest one there. Seth Meyers makes me wish for Colin Quinn. That hack Colin fucking Quinn. Egads.
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He's one of the guys from "How I Met Your Mother" and he's been in a few movies too like "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
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Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?
I don't know how big your dick is but my dick is not as girthy as an egg, and the average baby is not as big around as a basketball.
Also, a human female undergoes a lenghty dilation period before giving birth to a baby. A chicken does this on almost a daily basis, so it stands to reason the orifice is always good to go.
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Well assuming it's similar to us, then wouldn't that be the equivalent of shoving a duffel bag full of basket balls into a woman?
I don't know how big your dick is but my dick is not as girthy as an egg, and the average baby is not as big around as a basketball.
Also, a human female undergoes a lenghty dilation period before giving birth to a baby. A chicken does this on almost a daily basis, so it stands to reason the orifice is always good to go.
I think we're venturing into dangerous territory here. :raiseeyebrow:
He's one of the guys from "How I Met Your Mother" and he's been in a few movies too like "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
Oh, that explains it, I guess. Still don't see how that qualified him to star in his own feature AND with the Muppets. But if he does a good job, I'll go ahead and chalk that to talent.
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From what I understand, the people with the money had asked Jason Segel what kind of project he'd be interested in working on, and his answer was, "The Muppets!"
And they were like, "Really?"
And he was all, "Heck yeah, and here's the script!"
Basically, this movie wouldn't exist without him.
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Ah, so he earned his way in. Even better. Assuming the movie isn't craaaap.
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I'm looking forward to it. I think he's pretty funny, actually.
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This looks like the most pointless movie! The only joke seems to be "Hey it's MUPPETS!" which on it's own is not funny unless the Muppets actually make funny jokes.
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Fresh! (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_muppets/)
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First "fresh" I read:
You can rest easy - if you have previously loved the Muppets, you will likely currently love The Muppets.
Yeah I'll pass.
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You're a terrible person.
Trrbl.
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The Muppet Movie is one of my fave movies but everything afterwards movie-wise was going downhill. What if I previously loved the Muppets but now only like them as a friend?
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I never loved the muppets as a kid, but it was watchable.
I'll see this movie...not in theaters though.
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The Muppet Show was like undercover crap when I was a kid. I'd tune in to this show with puppets that looked like the ones on Sessame Street and then they would talk about boring shit the whole time.
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The Muppet Show was like undercover crap when I was a kid. I'd tune in to this show with puppets that looked like the ones on Sessame Street and then they would talk about boring shit the whole time.
You must have been a boring child. It does seem you're much more fun as an adult, though.
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He seems like lots of fun to me, but somethings wrong with his taste in entertainment. I think it's cause he's canadian.
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Nah, Adam's just eclectic. There's no way of knowing whether or not he'll like something based on what you know he already likes. He's all over the place.
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Yeah, it's like how he loves me and hates joe.
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He hates me because I'm also Canadian, and there can be only one.
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Don't mistake lust for love!
It's just I was like 6 or whatever when I watched that show, so I had no appreciation for anything they did.
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Well, you're about a hundred years older than I am, so I'm pretty sure I would have experienced The Muppet Show in reruns. I was more of a Fraggle kid, but at the time I appreciated that those shows weren't shoving kindergarten crap down my gullet every five seconds. Honestly though, most of the adult jokes would have been way over my head, so it would have been the sight gags that did it for me.
Also, that insane mash-up Christmas special that has every Muppet in existence is one of the greatest things ever.
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I also mostly saw it in reruns, not that I could tell the difference at that age. I liked Fraggle Rock much more. I did like the Muppets Christmas special, or at least seem to remember liking it. Not the Michael Cain one. Some other one.
Muppet Babbies is pretty amazing too...
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I loved Muppet Babies. Probably another show tied up with ridiculous rights.
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I heard it had something to do with the live action footage from movies they were known to use and that is what the hold up is.
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It's so silly. Assuming they had the right to use the clips in the first place, it shouldn't be a big damn deal to add a fee and get that shit on DVD and streaming.
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I imagine it is one of those "cost to use to clips doesn't outweigh the profit that they'd make off the DVDs" kinda things. I mean I know there was some SW footage used. Back when Henson was alive, and Lucas still had a soul I'm sure he let him use it for pennies. Now he'd probably want so much that any Muppet Babies DVD would have to be on the market for like a decade before it made profit.
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If they paid for the TV rights, that does not infer right to use in home video. This is the same thing everyone ran in to with music when DVD started to get big. No one secured the rights to use music in home video, so when they wanted to do a video release the music copyright holders were able to set their price. This meant that a few shows could not afford to be released at all, while others had to remove key songs and replace them with other music.
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And the prices being placed are silly. So many things will never see daylight again because of this.
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Fox News suggests you avoid the muppets movie, good ranking on RT or not.
Apparently, the Muppets are liberal socialists (http://youtu.be/Q9cGYRz-6sQ).
If Fox News had any kind of credibility with me, it just died a violent death, like a deer on railroad tracks being hit by a train. Fox News is run by nutjobs.
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You lost me at "Fox News".
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You lost me at "F"
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Candlejack?
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You already fucked it up, when you say Candlejack you can'
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I kno
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Must only be certain kind of animals.
I'm pretty sure sheep are safe, otherwise the male population of Scotland would have died off centuries ago
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Sheep are never safe. Never.
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But a sheep is man's best friend!
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Because they put out.
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Well look at the way they're dressed. THey're asking for it.
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Gotta love a shaved sheep.
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They're all "baa ram ewe." They're so loose.
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"Baa ram ewe", is that like "bah weep granah weep nini bong"?
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Yeah, except for sheep.