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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2011, 02:15:43 AM

Title: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2011, 02:15:43 AM

...to realize that I could just keep a bottle at work and refill it with their already purified water or whatever instead of buying brand-new bottles of water and hauling them to work all the time.  Just thought I'd share the fact I'm a fuckin' genius.  Carry on with your lives.

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2011, 04:08:14 AM

It's taken me 6 years to realize that it's not enough to be super awesome in bed wielding a thick meat hammer like Mjolnir and slamming out hot chicks left and right to feel fulfilled.  But unlike you I think it may be too late for me to turn this around.

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 12, 2011, 05:07:00 PM

I usually keep a 2L bottle of Coca Cola at work to refill my bottle, or go to the water fountain if I'm feeling calorie guilty.

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2011, 01:11:51 AM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 12, 2011, 04:08:14 AM

But unlike you I think it may be too late for me to turn this around.

I don't get what you're saying here.  You're not that old.  What are we talking about here?  60?  61?  You still have a third of your life left here or possibly much less.  No, really, I don't know why you couldn't turn it around.  Unless you mean being a teen model or some junk because, yeah, it's too late for that.

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 12, 2011, 05:07:00 PM

I usually keep a 2L bottle of Coca Cola at work to refill my bottle.

[Merla]That's liquid SUUUUUGAR!![/Merla]

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2011, 01:50:56 AM

I laughed a little.

Yeah you're right I can still become a dedicated arteest and stop chasing tail.

But I keep getting wrapped up in it.  Maybe I should combine the two...SHEENIUS! 

I just had multiple ideagasms.

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2011, 02:50:53 PM

Wean yourself off the tail chasing bit by bit.  Similar to how Merla weaned herself off of meat.  (Not man-meat, other meat.)

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2011, 03:37:32 PM

I don't think anyone thought Merla weened herself off Man-Meat.


Holla!

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 12:43:25 AM

 :blink:

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2011, 01:23:20 AM

Don't be hatin'.

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 04:07:00 PM

 :nono:

Title: Re: I only took me about eight months...
Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2011, 12:02:15 AM

I am shamed!