The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2011, 01:59:43 AM
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What the hell does that mean anyway? Who would actually DO that?
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Seems like a waste to me.
Here's what ya do with compressed air kids!
Wrap a towel around the spigot and put your mouth over the towel and blast that shit! Inhale deeply and then BLAMMO! You're huffing away into an alternate universe where you'll have a vision quest that involves you riding a motorcyle while wearing a karate gi.
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Is there a reason this was brought up?
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Because I felt like making a topic about the sign on my wall.
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We can still use it to make stupid faces though right?
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This was on a sign at your place of business? Do you have a lot of compressed air there? Are there perverts about? Sex addicted wenches, perhaps?
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See how he slipped that "sex addicted wenches" in there? That's the question he REALLY wants answered.
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This was on a sign at your place of business?
Nope, in my bedroom.
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This was on a sign at your place of business?
Nope, in my bedroom.
I'm even more confused than before. So, are there perverts or sex addicted wenches there?
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Not unless they came with the sign. :-\
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So why is the sign there?
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I hung it there. :)
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So it is in the vein of my "Psychiatrist One Flight Up" sign that hangs in my room. Just some crazy shit you found someplace.
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My uncle had an assload of jobsite signs. He gave me four in all but I forget what the others say.
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One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.
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One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.
I would buy that. In high school I would hand girls in our computer lab (there was a lot of these loose for some reason) a screw that I would find and say, "wanna screw?" and sometimes changed it depending on the sort of screw I found.
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One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.
Yeah that was definitely a mistake.
Luckily INTERNET is here to make it better!
http://www.everythingnautical.com/wooden-sign-screw-room.html
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Not willing to pay 24.99?
You don't have to!
http://www.amazon.com/Brass-Screw-Room-Sign-Promotional/dp/B0049C3RR8
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I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.
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I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.
:lmao: You could always buy a bunch of screws and display them. Hur, hur, 'tis but a joke!
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Question, could another person use compressed air to blow off your clothing?
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I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.
:lmao: You could always buy a bunch of screws and display them. Hur, hur, 'tis but a joke!
That's not a bad idea. It's kind of goofy and disarmingly funny. Just the sort of thing to distract them from the impending panty drop.
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Question, could another person use compressed air to blow off your clothing?
Must I reread the sign? It's, like, a safety issue! :handball:
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Yes yes, but what if it's an issue of proximity and angle? In comparison to you, a second person could hold the nozzle at a greater distance and a less steep angle. I propose we experiment.
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But you'd blow air in my ears and nose and eyes an' shit. That ain't cool.
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Take it in the face like a pro!
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B-but I'm not a pro. :blink:
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And you never will be with that attitude.
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:razz:
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Take it in the face like an amateur!
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B-but I'm not a pro. :blink:
You don't need to be a pro, you just need to act like one.
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I refuse! :mad:
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Oh, so now it's a different kind of film, cool.
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I appreciate when the pros do the "Oh I'm new to this, what am I supposed to do with this penis? Oh maybe I'll try..." but then it needs to break out into some really elaborate dick sucking or something.
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I appreciate when the pros do the "Oh I'm new to this, what am I supposed to do with this penis? Oh maybe I'll try..." but then it needs to break out into some really elaborate dick sucking or something.
This also is appreciated by me.
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Look, all I'm saying is that I have vacation time, a car, and an air compressor.
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That's going to be a strange roadtrip for you.
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Luckily the air compressor will never tell what happened. What happens between you and it, in a highway rest stop bathroom, shall never be told.
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Except by the attendant. And by "attendant" I mean "homeless man". And by "homeless man" I mean "George Michael".
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(http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/george-michael-picture.jpg)
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Agh! My eyes!
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Looks like I'll be in Dallas this spring for my silly robot convention. Want to meet halfway in...(chell)...Temple?
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What robot convention is that?
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Botcon
I still haven't gone to one :/
and I'm pretty sure it was in california last year.
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I'm stoked it's in Dallas! Without travel expenses, I might be able to go!
It's like eight blocks from my apartment! I'm stoooookkkkeeedddd!!!!
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You and Sam can hang out and do things. Ho ho.
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Oh my. It will be a late birthday present for Mr. Sam. (I was gagging as I typed this)
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Well keep trying and I'm sure you'll have that gag reflex gone by the time he gets there.
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You have four and a half months. We all believe in you.
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(http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/george-michael-picture.jpg)
Why the hell does that person look so damn familiar?
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Because it's gross fish-mouth a.k.a. Michael Cera.
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Because it's gross fish-mouth a.k.a. Michael Cera.
Oh right. I almost forgot he existed... sadly I now remember.
I was going by the "George-Michael" in the image name.
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That was and will likely remain his absolute best role.