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Title: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2011, 01:59:43 AM
What the hell does that mean anyway?  Who would actually DO that?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2011, 04:13:44 AM
Seems like a waste to me.

Here's what ya do with compressed air kids!

Wrap a towel around the spigot and put your mouth over the towel and blast that shit! Inhale deeply and then BLAMMO! You're huffing away into an alternate universe where you'll have a vision quest that involves you riding a motorcyle while wearing a karate gi.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 14, 2011, 03:37:24 PM
Is there a reason this was brought up?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 12:40:18 AM
Because I felt like making a topic about the sign on my wall.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2011, 01:25:28 AM
We can still use it to make stupid faces though right?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 15, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
This was on a sign at your place of business? Do you have a lot of compressed air there? Are there perverts about? Sex addicted wenches, perhaps?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2011, 03:30:30 PM
See how he slipped that "sex addicted wenches" in there? That's the question he REALLY wants answered.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 03:57:45 PM
This was on a sign at your place of business?

Nope, in my bedroom.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 15, 2011, 04:16:21 PM
This was on a sign at your place of business?

Nope, in my bedroom.

I'm even more confused than before. So, are there perverts or sex addicted wenches there?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 04:22:01 PM
Not unless they came with the sign.   :-\
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 15, 2011, 06:06:23 PM
So why is the sign there?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 10:16:55 PM
I hung it there.  :)
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2011, 12:18:16 AM
So it is in the vein of my "Psychiatrist One Flight Up" sign that hangs in my room. Just some crazy shit you found someplace.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 16, 2011, 01:28:33 AM
My uncle had an assload of jobsite signs.  He gave me four in all but I forget what the others say.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2011, 11:37:44 AM
One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 16, 2011, 02:44:15 PM
One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.

I would buy that. In high school I would hand girls in our computer lab (there was a lot of these loose for some reason) a screw that I would find and say, "wanna screw?" and sometimes changed it depending on the sort of screw I found.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2011, 11:54:16 PM
One time I was in some kind of Nautical gift shop and they had a little metal door plaque that said "Screw Room". I'm still kicking myself for not buying that.

Yeah that was definitely a mistake.


Luckily INTERNET is here to make it better!

http://www.everythingnautical.com/wooden-sign-screw-room.html
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2011, 11:55:42 PM
Not willing to pay 24.99?


You don't have to!

http://www.amazon.com/Brass-Screw-Room-Sign-Promotional/dp/B0049C3RR8
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2011, 11:56:44 PM
I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2011, 01:51:07 AM
I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.

:lmao:  You could always buy a bunch of screws and display them. Hur, hur, 'tis but a joke!
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Sam on Nov 21, 2011, 04:08:39 PM
Question, could another person use compressed air to blow off your clothing?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: IDE on Nov 21, 2011, 04:25:10 PM
I kind of want one too now for 8 bucks but whereas it's an ironic joke in your case, my room actually is a screw room and somehow it's just not as funny.

:lmao:  You could always buy a bunch of screws and display them. Hur, hur, 'tis but a joke!

That's not a bad idea.  It's kind of goofy and disarmingly funny.  Just the sort of thing to distract them from the impending panty drop.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2011, 12:07:16 AM
Question, could another person use compressed air to blow off your clothing?

Must I reread the sign?  It's, like, a safety issue!  :handball:
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Sam on Nov 22, 2011, 11:38:52 AM
Yes yes, but what if it's an issue of proximity and angle?  In comparison to you, a second person could hold the nozzle at a greater distance and a less steep angle.  I propose we experiment.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2011, 11:59:51 AM
But you'd blow air in my ears and nose and eyes an' shit.  That ain't cool.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Nov 22, 2011, 01:04:31 PM
Take it in the face like a pro!
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2011, 03:07:02 PM
B-but I'm not a pro.   :blink:
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Rama on Nov 22, 2011, 03:34:08 PM
And you never will be with that attitude.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2011, 03:45:45 PM
 :razz:
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Sam on Nov 22, 2011, 03:57:30 PM
Take it in the face like an amateur!
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Nov 24, 2011, 09:36:19 AM
B-but I'm not a pro.   :blink:
You don't need to be a pro, you just need to act like one.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 24, 2011, 10:47:33 PM
I refuse!  :mad:
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 25, 2011, 08:09:19 AM
Oh, so now it's a different kind of film, cool.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Nov 25, 2011, 08:57:14 AM
I appreciate when the pros do the "Oh I'm new to this, what am I supposed to do with this penis?  Oh maybe I'll try..." but then it needs to break out into some really elaborate dick sucking or something.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 27, 2011, 07:39:51 PM
I appreciate when the pros do the "Oh I'm new to this, what am I supposed to do with this penis?  Oh maybe I'll try..." but then it needs to break out into some really elaborate dick sucking or something.

This also is appreciated by me.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Sam on Nov 28, 2011, 03:19:26 PM
Look, all I'm saying is that I have vacation time, a car, and an air compressor.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2011, 06:19:04 PM
That's going to be a strange roadtrip for you.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Rama on Nov 28, 2011, 09:29:36 PM
Luckily the air compressor will never tell what happened. What happens between you and it, in a highway rest stop bathroom, shall never be told.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 29, 2011, 12:25:12 AM
Except by the attendant.  And by "attendant" I mean "homeless man".  And by "homeless man" I mean "George Michael".
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 02, 2011, 08:23:29 AM
(http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/george-michael-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 02, 2011, 11:07:14 PM
Agh!  My eyes!
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Sam on Dec 05, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
Looks like I'll be in Dallas this spring for my silly robot convention.  Want to meet halfway in...(chell)...Temple?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 05, 2011, 11:33:52 PM
What robot convention is that?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2011, 04:11:12 AM
Botcon

I still haven't gone to one :/

and I'm pretty sure it was in california last year.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 06, 2011, 09:19:31 PM
I'm stoked it's in Dallas! Without travel expenses, I might be able to go!

It's like eight blocks from my apartment! I'm stoooookkkkeeedddd!!!!
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 06, 2011, 09:42:30 PM
You and Sam can hang out and do things.  Ho ho.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 06, 2011, 10:57:03 PM
Oh my. It will be a late birthday present for Mr. Sam. (I was gagging as I typed this)
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Rama on Dec 07, 2011, 12:24:37 AM
Well keep trying and I'm sure you'll have that gag reflex gone by the time he gets there.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2011, 12:31:48 AM
You have four and a half months.  We all believe in you.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: The D on Dec 08, 2011, 07:06:00 PM
(http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/george-michael-picture.jpg)
Why the hell does that person look so damn familiar?
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
Because it's gross fish-mouth a.k.a. Michael Cera.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: The D on Dec 19, 2011, 01:16:00 PM
Because it's gross fish-mouth a.k.a. Michael Cera.
Oh right. I almost forgot he existed... sadly I now remember.

I was going by the "George-Michael" in the image name.
Title: Re: CAUTION: DO NOT USE COMPRESSED AIR TO BLOW OFF CLOTHING.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 22, 2011, 09:18:35 PM
That was and will likely remain his absolute best role.