The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Nov 07, 2011, 04:56:58 AM
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is the Fire Dragon.
None of you have one as good as that.
Of course everyone thinks I'm a water dog but that's because of my dragon persuasion powers and the fact that I've retained my might and strength of arms far longer than you wood rats and earth horses.
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I'm the rat.
Rat is actually superior to the fire dragon.
Because even a dragon's lair is infested with rats.
And if you provoke the rats, a swarm can still kill the dragon.
And if you don't, you'll still slowly die from disease.
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I'm a Sheep...I follow blindly apparently. Be honest I though I was a monkey, but decided to look it up to make sure. Nope. Sheep.
Although reading up on the sheep it does sound more like me then the monkey did.
"Daydreaming all afternoon sounds heavenly to the Sheep. This creative, esoteric Sign needs plenty of time alone in which to feed its Muse. Sheep are generally most comfortable in their own minds (which other, more linear-thinking Signs may have trouble deciphering). This Sign makes a great craftsperson or artisan, or perhaps a teacher of New Age studies -- any occupation that allows its mind the full range of freedom.
Sheep tend not to be very well-organized, precluding many more dry business endeavors. In fact, Sheep tend not to be very materialistic in general, finding plenty of riches in their own imagination. However, especially when in love, the Sheep can be quite a lavish gift-giver. Perhaps it's that artistic temperament that so often causes Sheep to feel insecure, but the result is that these high-strung creatures need to feel loved and admired lest they start worrying incessantly. For this reason, Sheep tend to have a hard time with romance; anyone who couples up with a Sheep must know, this Sign has a sensitive streak a mile wide and can be subject to bouts of anxiety over seemingly inconsequential things.
Sheep need plenty of love, support and open reassurance from their lovers. If a relationship is marked by conflict, the Sheep will often pull away -- either physically or simply by retreating into the safe haven of its imagination. If the romance is going well, however, Sheep won't hesitate to tell their partner what they need -- and they can be quite insistent about it! This Sign will definitely return the favor, however; the Sheep has a luxurious side that delights in indulging a lover's every wish. Appearances are also important to the Sheep, which may explain why these folks can spend hours primping and posing. Sheep would be well-served by learning to relax and let others run the show from time to time. Once they can be certain that their friends and lovers won't be gone when the Sheep returns from its daydreams, life will be a field of daisies. "
I was gonna highlight the parts that fit...but really that whole thing is me to a T.
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is the Fire Dragon.
None of you have one as good as that.
Merla's one, too.
Also, I'm a Metal Monkey. That means I throw shit made out of iron and other cool shit. Werd.
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METAL MONKEYS RE-PRE-SENT!!!
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My brutha from another monkey mother!
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Not only am I rat, I'm a Wood Rat. So that means burning me helps populate the forest of wood rats.
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I thought it meant you always had wood. Teeny, tiny, rat wood.
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I'm a Fire Sheep...so I guess I'm always flaming.
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You're the flamingest sheep in town, gurl!
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I don't really know if that is safe, what with me being covered with all this wool and all.
First I'm a Capricorn...the Goat, then I'm the Sheep/Goat/Ram...one thing is for sure. I'm always horny.
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Too bad your lower half smells like fish so no one wants you. :joe:
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Cats like fish...and last I checked a Lion was a cat and....Wait, that would be cannibalism and I don't think I'd enjoy that at all.
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Quiet, fish-ass!
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Hey, Hey, Hey...can't we at least go with Goat-Head? I mean come on...I can't help it that my star sign isn't something cool like a Lion, or Scorpion or something. I didn't tell my parents when to do the beast with two backs.
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So I'm also a crab, and crabs just hide under the nice cool water when the fire dragon comes.
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I think crabs hide ON this fire dragon...mainly in the pubes.
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Guess i'm the only snake but unlike the rest of you assholes I get to the the dark lord when I grow up!
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Mmmmmm..... snake meat and rice!
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No one actually gets crabs anymore do they?
I've never heard of anyone getting it anyway.
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I don't think people with crabs go around talking about it. Just a theory.
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EARTH HORSE REPRESENT, YO
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Pubic lice are definitely still a thing.
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Really? Gross.
Thank the gods my divine aura repels such vermin.
How do you know they're still a thing? Has you had them?
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Because of scientific evidence and the continuing existence of that special shampoo.
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Apparantly I'm an Earth Horse
I'd rather be a Trojan one
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Since it's made out of earth you could still hollow it out and put shit inside it.
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Doubt it'll roll very well though.
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It does with four rock wheels.
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You've put a lot of thought into how to make a horse made of shit move.
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It's not made of shit. Shit's inside of it. These are two very different things, my friend.
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Well that's different. Doesn't really take any talent to fill up a horse with shit other then dedication.
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On your part or the horse's?
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Mine, but it helps if the horse wants it too.
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The horse always wants to.
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That whore. I love it.
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And then it crushed you and you died of internal bleeding. No, wait, that wasn't you.
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It is hard to live in Kathy the Great's shadow...maybe one day.