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Title: Fucking Texas!
Post by: The D on Jan 01, 2005, 10:22:29 PM: Michigan played Texas in the Rose Bowl tonight (football). Michigan was winning but then Texas scored 2 seconds before the end of the game and won by one point.

... they shouldn't have been able to stop the clock like that, it seemed so unfair. Damn timeouts.

So Fuck a Texas. I'm tired of that hick-infested shithole. We got beat by a state that spawned Bush and is filled with christian republican nutjobs.

We need a tidal wave to suck texas back into the sea.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 01, 2005, 11:10:20 PM: Sorry, you'll have to blame CT for Bush.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 02, 2005, 09:34:16 PM: So, what, you're pissing on about the concept of the time-out?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 02, 2005, 11:30:48 PM: ISU won with a 52-yard touchdown.

I heard the announcer freaking out on the radio in the kitchen yesterday.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 03, 2005, 08:55:50 AM: Quote
Michigan played Texas in the Rose Bowl tonight (football). Michigan was winning but then Texas scored 2 seconds before the end of the game and won by one point.

... they shouldn't have been able to stop the clock like that, it seemed so unfair. Damn timeouts.
I was wishing Michigan and LSU would've won. It'd have made Auburn look even better than they already do in comparison to the two shits playing in that BS BCS game.

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So Fuck a Texas. I'm tired of that hick-infested shithole. We got beat by a state that spawned Bush and is filled with christian republican nutjobs.

We need a tidal wave to suck texas back into the sea.
What, you didnt know? Regardez vous:
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I've seen a lot of places
I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces
Been with some beautiful girls
But after all I've witnessed one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle you have to see to believe

'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas

First He lit sunshine
Then He made the waters deep
Then He gave us moonlight
For all the world to see
Well everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest then on the very next day

God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas
:D :P
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 03, 2005, 12:27:40 PM: Texas has wayyyyyy too much incest to be blessed by God.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 03, 2005, 01:23:10 PM: San Antonio doesn't. :P And fuck a Michigan.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 03, 2005, 03:48:27 PM: I agree, fuck Michigan.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 03, 2005, 05:15:12 PM: Then it's final.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 04, 2005, 08:10:48 AM: Quote
We need a tidal wave to suck texas back into the sea.

It was tried in 1900. Didn't work.

Besides, you'd have to hunt for another board to piss & moan on.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 04, 2005, 09:30:15 AM: Mine's based in Canada, but it's run by an obnoxious fundie traditionalist. Some of you would probably not be comfortable there :P
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 04, 2005, 09:35:00 AM: Maxlet?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 04, 2005, 10:35:51 AM: :D
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 04, 2005, 11:22:38 AM: Dern Canadians.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2005, 02:15:11 PM: Well if Texas did get swallowed up, the board would still be here and functional until the space or domain name expired, since neither of those is in Texas. I would just be dead, most likely eaten by an evil whale.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 04, 2005, 02:21:36 PM: And then you'd be like Jonah and the whale!!

Kick his ass, Nuri!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 04, 2005, 02:32:21 PM: MAKE US LONG JOHN WHALEYS!!!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 04, 2005, 02:35:55 PM: :lol: !
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2005, 02:38:43 PM: But the whale will have killed me, strangling me with his mighty baleen.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 04, 2005, 02:44:03 PM: But what if it's one of those creepy whales with the teeth that eat plankton?

Oh duh, that's what a baleen is.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2005, 02:45:23 PM: For some reason "creepy whale" makes me think he's cruising elementary schools and eyeing young supple lads.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 04, 2005, 02:50:47 PM: Didn't you ever see the Free Willy Trilogy?
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2005, 02:53:51 PM: Just the first one, where the whale crushes him. Or that could've just been an episode of the Simpsons.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 04, 2005, 02:54:29 PM: I skimmed your post and I thought you said Jessica Simpson.

Maybe he eats her in the second one.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 04, 2005, 02:56:07 PM: Yeah, I think I remember that... Her sister Ashley gets really scarred and doesn't know what to do, so she does a ho-down infront of the whale.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2005, 02:56:13 PM: Okay, I got a filthy mental image that no one ever needs in this life.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 04, 2005, 02:56:56 PM: Oh it's nothing you haven't seen from that SNL clip.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2005, 03:00:36 PM: I meant more like the whale eating Jessica....
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 04, 2005, 03:48:49 PM: You have a filthy mind.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2005, 01:03:46 AM: Or maybe the whale's just a whore.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 05, 2005, 01:06:11 AM: I guess that would explain that "Whale Rider" movie that came out earlier this year.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2005, 01:08:50 AM: Oh yeah, that girl was getting all sorts of kinky with that whale. Well, when she wasn't trying to earn herself a penis, that is.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 05, 2005, 01:11:26 AM: True that.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2005, 01:18:32 AM: That's what happens when you keep calling a girl "moko".
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 05, 2005, 10:06:47 AM: o.O You guys watch some wierd ass pr0n. Shame on you for not sharing.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2005, 02:09:03 PM: I just didn't want to be judged.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jan 05, 2005, 02:55:14 PM: I'd never judge you.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2005, 04:17:58 PM: Aw, thanks.