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Title: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2011, 06:39:05 PM
"Them" being the half-Armenian Attention Whore and that Cro-magnon basketballer after his fifteen minutes.  I swear when I saw the headline that it was over I only surprised an obvious publicity stunt lasted this long.  And there was some article that I read talking about etiquette and returning their presents.  Since when do those people give a rat's ass about shit like "etiquette".  They see their family as a "brand".  Gross.  There's a special place in hell for you, E.  E the television network that airs this smut, not Wicked E.  Ha ha, fuckin' Ray J.  Where r u nao?


To wash the taste of this topic from your mouths, here's some other shit I read:



And finally in your News of the Weird: Portland woman, boyfriend won't face charges in photos with dead horse (http://www.koinlocal6.com/news/local/story/Portland-woman-boyfriend-wont-face-charges-in/O5kF74cxmUikMab_W02A2g.cspx).  Basically, they humanely killed the horse and were planning to eat the meat or some shit.  Then the chick's all "oooh, i want to feeeel what it's like to be naked inside of a dead horse with someone taking pictures of the entire damn thing" because that thought's totally fuckin' normal.

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Her mother says the girl now wishes the entire episode would just go away.  The girl has received death threats, hostile contact from people across the country who have viewed these pictures and labeled her everything from a devil worshipper to a pervert.  Her mother said she is neither.

Sorry, yo, if that's not a fuckin' pervert of some kind then I don't know what is anymore.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 01, 2011, 09:24:17 PM
Oh fucking shit why did this have to be brought up here? This a wholesome place! I don't expect that sort of filth to be repeated here!
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 01, 2011, 11:02:25 PM
Sounds like the only way she'd have liked it more was if it were a taun-taun instead of a horse.

As for the Cardassians, they can marry and divorce every day this week for all I care. They stay on their side of the neutral zone and we'll be fine. If it weren't for news outlets repeating tabloid stories as news, I'd have never heard of those broads or the others of their ilk.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2011, 11:58:01 PM
Same here.  I only heard of the latest news because I go to Google News and it was all over the place.  BLEH.  I'm just really sick of that damn family.  There's no reason for them to be famous.  They made a profit off of that ridiculous circus they called a wedding and last year that one bitch alone raked in about $6 million.  EW.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2011, 11:59:00 PM
Sounds like the only way she'd have liked it more was if it were a taun-taun instead of a horse.

Ha ha, I had to google that.  I never knew what that thing was called.  Now this thread has Star Wars AND Star Trek.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2011, 01:13:44 AM
I didn't know what those things were called either......















Ok...I'm lying. I knew.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2011, 02:31:24 AM
Yes, yes, it's what you named your appendix years ago.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 02, 2011, 02:34:04 PM
Nuri I thought you used to be some kind of St*r WarzzZZ freak. How could you not know what tauntauns are?
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2011, 02:41:35 PM
Yes, yes, it's what you named your appendix years ago.

I have requested that when it is removed...that Dr. must say "I thought it smelled bad...on the outside."
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: IDE on Nov 02, 2011, 08:28:51 PM
What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.

Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 02, 2011, 08:52:13 PM
Or just quote what you said and say you meant to edit like what I do.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2011, 10:52:25 PM
What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.

Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...

You're doing fine.  Just as Darwin predicted you would.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2011, 10:56:51 PM
Nuri I thought you used to be some kind of Retard Wars freak. How could you not know what tauntauns are?

The whole 'Darth' thing on my name was a joke to begin with that this dude and I came up with in a chat room before I joined the Allspark.  I really liked the original trilogy and was jazzed about the prequels (until I found out they were utter shit) but that's kinda where that ended.  I didn't know the names of a lot of that shit. :D
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: IDE on Nov 03, 2011, 02:16:20 AM
What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.

Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...

You're doing fine.  Just as Darwin predicted you would.

I'm holding back.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Sam on Nov 03, 2011, 09:41:32 AM
Hobbits.

There, now the thread has Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2011, 12:46:55 PM
What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.

Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...

You're doing fine.  Just as Darwin predicted you would.

I'm holding back.

Just as Darwin predicted you would.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 03, 2011, 03:02:47 PM
And Transformers. The Asspark was mentioned.

The first thing I thought of with the dead horse was the Robot Chicken skit where Han split open the animal and a hobo popped out, saying, "get your own taun-taun!"
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 03, 2011, 09:16:36 PM
You know what I liked? The Last Autobot. That was one crazy comic storyline, huh?
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 03, 2011, 09:57:40 PM
Has anyone mentioned Doctor Who yet? If not that needs to go in to the pot as well. He wears a bow tie now you know...bow ties are cool.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2011, 12:29:29 AM
No, they aren't.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: IDE on Nov 04, 2011, 03:40:03 AM
What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.

Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...

You're doing fine.  Just as Darwin predicted you would.

I'm holding back.

Just as Darwin predicted you would.

Darwin ain't da boss of me!
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 04, 2011, 01:20:27 PM
No, they aren't.


mmmmmmmmmmmmm....Amy Pond
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Sam on Nov 04, 2011, 04:30:34 PM
Is that the redhead?  She's pretty cute.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2011, 11:22:38 PM
Darwin ain't da boss of me!

He predicted you'd say that, too.

No, they aren't.


mmmmmmmmmmmmm....Amy Pond

I don't who Amy Pond is but she can go drown herself in a lake.  Bow ties are dorky.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 05, 2011, 01:46:03 AM
Is that the redhead?  She's pretty cute.

Correct on both accounts.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 07, 2011, 10:54:12 AM
Darwin ain't da boss of me!

He predicted you'd say that, too.

No, they aren't.


mmmmmmmmmmmmm....Amy Pond

I don't who Amy Pond is but she can go drown herself in a lake.  Bow ties are dorky.

I happen to disagree with you.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 07, 2011, 12:45:18 PM
Next she'll be saying that Fezzes, Stetsons, and Bunk Beds aren't cool either. Just pay her no mind, she don't know...she don't know.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2011, 11:20:54 PM
I happen to disagree with you.

Really?  Because that picture's clearly agreeing with me.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: joe on Nov 07, 2011, 11:34:30 PM
Bill Nye really is a Science Guy, you know.

I remember when CNN consulted him about the BP fiasco.

He's pretty cool.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Nov 08, 2011, 11:42:42 AM
Uh yeah he's a consultant about serious business space stuff now.  Sharp guy.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 08, 2011, 12:23:30 PM
So bow ties cool? Yay or nay?
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 08, 2011, 03:44:10 PM
Bill Nye really is a Science Guy, you know.

I remember when CNN consulted him about the BP fiasco.

He's pretty cool.

I went to a roundtable with him at a local college earlier this year. It was AWESOME.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2011, 06:06:54 PM
Hey, this isn't about Bill Nye being cool, it's about the fact his bowtie isn't.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 09, 2011, 02:57:04 PM
Hey, this isn't about Bill Nye being cool, it's about the fact his bowtie isn't.

The bow tie is 24.2% of his coolness, approximately.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2011, 04:31:07 PM
I would say if enough people cool wore them, then that in turn would make them cool by extension.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2011, 08:26:23 PM
Well, you're not there, yet.  So no.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2011, 11:53:15 PM
I don't know. I think the fact that you think they are uncool might make them even cooler.
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: joe on Nov 10, 2011, 12:43:55 AM
Oh suh-nap! :-[
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2011, 06:35:32 PM
Silence, cactus!
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: joe on Nov 10, 2011, 10:05:36 PM
Cue the image!

(http://i42.tinypic.com/9amjbb.jpg)

Aaaaaawww yeeeeeeaaah...
Title: Re: Everybody that gave them presents is a stupid asshole.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2011, 10:19:09 PM
"Toot" indeed.