The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2011, 06:39:05 PM
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"Them" being the half-Armenian Attention Whore and that Cro-magnon basketballer after his fifteen minutes. I swear when I saw the headline that it was over I only surprised an obvious publicity stunt lasted this long. And there was some article that I read talking about etiquette and returning their presents. Since when do those people give a rat's ass about shit like "etiquette". They see their family as a "brand". Gross. There's a special place in hell for you, E. E the television network that airs this smut, not Wicked E. Ha ha, fuckin' Ray J. Where r u nao?
To wash the taste of this topic from your mouths, here's some other shit I read:
- J.K. Rowling almost killed off Ron Weasley (http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/01/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/rowling-almost-killed-ron-ew/index.html?iref=obinsite). She may as well have. He doesn't add anything later imo.
- Steve Jobs' sister: 'Death didn't happen to Steve, he achieved it' (http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/30/us/steve-jobs-eulogy/index.html?iref=obnetwork). That's too hilarious. You're out of job? You've achieved unemployment! You're overweight? You've achieved obesity! Can't see anymore? You've achieved blindness! What a crock of shit.
And finally in your News of the Weird: Portland woman, boyfriend won't face charges in photos with dead horse (http://www.koinlocal6.com/news/local/story/Portland-woman-boyfriend-wont-face-charges-in/O5kF74cxmUikMab_W02A2g.cspx). Basically, they humanely killed the horse and were planning to eat the meat or some shit. Then the chick's all "oooh, i want to feeeel what it's like to be naked inside of a dead horse with someone taking pictures of the entire damn thing" because that thought's totally fuckin' normal.
Her mother says the girl now wishes the entire episode would just go away. The girl has received death threats, hostile contact from people across the country who have viewed these pictures and labeled her everything from a devil worshipper to a pervert. Her mother said she is neither.
Sorry, yo, if that's not a fuckin' pervert of some kind then I don't know what is anymore.
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Oh fucking shit why did this have to be brought up here? This a wholesome place! I don't expect that sort of filth to be repeated here!
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Sounds like the only way she'd have liked it more was if it were a taun-taun instead of a horse.
As for the Cardassians, they can marry and divorce every day this week for all I care. They stay on their side of the neutral zone and we'll be fine. If it weren't for news outlets repeating tabloid stories as news, I'd have never heard of those broads or the others of their ilk.
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Same here. I only heard of the latest news because I go to Google News and it was all over the place. BLEH. I'm just really sick of that damn family. There's no reason for them to be famous. They made a profit off of that ridiculous circus they called a wedding and last year that one bitch alone raked in about $6 million. EW.
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Sounds like the only way she'd have liked it more was if it were a taun-taun instead of a horse.
Ha ha, I had to google that. I never knew what that thing was called. Now this thread has Star Wars AND Star Trek.
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I didn't know what those things were called either......
Ok...I'm lying. I knew.
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Yes, yes, it's what you named your appendix years ago.
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Nuri I thought you used to be some kind of St*r WarzzZZ freak. How could you not know what tauntauns are?
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Yes, yes, it's what you named your appendix years ago.
I have requested that when it is removed...that Dr. must say "I thought it smelled bad...on the outside."
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What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.
Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...
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Or just quote what you said and say you meant to edit like what I do.
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What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.
Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...
You're doing fine. Just as Darwin predicted you would.
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Nuri I thought you used to be some kind of Retard Wars freak. How could you not know what tauntauns are?
The whole 'Darth' thing on my name was a joke to begin with that this dude and I came up with in a chat room before I joined the Allspark. I really liked the original trilogy and was jazzed about the prequels (until I found out they were utter shit) but that's kinda where that ended. I didn't know the names of a lot of that shit. :D
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What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.
Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...
You're doing fine. Just as Darwin predicted you would.
I'm holding back.
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Hobbits.
There, now the thread has Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.
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What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.
Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...
You're doing fine. Just as Darwin predicted you would.
I'm holding back.
Just as Darwin predicted you would.
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And Transformers. The Asspark was mentioned.
The first thing I thought of with the dead horse was the Robot Chicken skit where Han split open the animal and a hobo popped out, saying, "get your own taun-taun!"
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You know what I liked? The Last Autobot. That was one crazy comic storyline, huh?
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Has anyone mentioned Doctor Who yet? If not that needs to go in to the pot as well. He wears a bow tie now you know...bow ties are cool.
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No, they aren't.
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What they did is disgusting and while it wasn't illegal they should be labeled as pariahs for this.
Man you really have to let me edit my posts so I can say what I really want...
You're doing fine. Just as Darwin predicted you would.
I'm holding back.
Just as Darwin predicted you would.
Darwin ain't da boss of me!
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No, they aren't.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm....Amy Pond
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Is that the redhead? She's pretty cute.
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Darwin ain't da boss of me!
He predicted you'd say that, too.
No, they aren't.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm....Amy Pond
I don't who Amy Pond is but she can go drown herself in a lake. Bow ties are dorky.
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Is that the redhead? She's pretty cute.
Correct on both accounts.
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Darwin ain't da boss of me!
He predicted you'd say that, too.
No, they aren't.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm....Amy Pond
I don't who Amy Pond is but she can go drown herself in a lake. Bow ties are dorky.
I happen to disagree with you.
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Next she'll be saying that Fezzes, Stetsons, and Bunk Beds aren't cool either. Just pay her no mind, she don't know...she don't know.
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I happen to disagree with you.
Really? Because that picture's clearly agreeing with me.
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Bill Nye really is a Science Guy, you know.
I remember when CNN consulted him about the BP fiasco.
He's pretty cool.
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Uh yeah he's a consultant about serious business space stuff now. Sharp guy.
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So bow ties cool? Yay or nay?
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Bill Nye really is a Science Guy, you know.
I remember when CNN consulted him about the BP fiasco.
He's pretty cool.
I went to a roundtable with him at a local college earlier this year. It was AWESOME.
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Hey, this isn't about Bill Nye being cool, it's about the fact his bowtie isn't.
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Hey, this isn't about Bill Nye being cool, it's about the fact his bowtie isn't.
The bow tie is 24.2% of his coolness, approximately.
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I would say if enough people cool wore them, then that in turn would make them cool by extension.
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Well, you're not there, yet. So no.
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I don't know. I think the fact that you think they are uncool might make them even cooler.
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Oh suh-nap! :-[
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Silence, cactus!
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Cue the image!
(http://i42.tinypic.com/9amjbb.jpg)
Aaaaaawww yeeeeeeaaah...
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"Toot" indeed.