The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Dec 31, 2004, 10:37:20 AM
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Leaving at noon; off on Monday. :D
Be safe, call for a Tipsy Tow if necessary, and watch for falling bullets.
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Happy New Year Bitches! It's a celebration! Enjoy yourselves!
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Commence my day of boredom.
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And masturbation.
Don't forget that.
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Maybe to ring in the new year.
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Slooge in the New Year.
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Mine actually kind of sucked.
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Mine was pretty good.
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One of the most sucktastic New Years ever.
Mother dearest agreed earlier in the day to be a designated driver so I could go to a nightclub/bar. Becuse of that, Ididn't buy extra alcohol.
Come a little more than an hour before the balls dropped, and she was sleeping. When I tried to rouse her, she whined about being tired from working all day (about 6 hours is not all day), and having to do all the chores and pay all the bills and shit, and it was obvious that she was in the middle of her bitch time of the month, so I gave up.
It was too late to get anyone else to drive me, so I had to drink at home. There was some alcohol stocked in the fridge, so I drank that and bitched at people on IRC.
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dude the party was AWESOME
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I watched one good Ashley Judd movie. Then I saw one bad one. Next year won't have to work hard to top this.
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I got hit on by some weirdo guy.
I missed midnight because I was at my friend's house getting booze.
We prank called people at 1:30 in the morning.
Yea, that was my night.
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I went to Baltimore with about 7 friends. I saw a older yuppie woman trip over a bum as she ran to get a better view of the fire works. She landed flat on her face, too.
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It was too late to get anyone else to drive me, so I had to drink at home.
When I was in college, the local bars got together and came up with the Drunk Bus.
It should be nationwide.
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I think I rode that in highschool.
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The Drunk Bus was fun if for no other reason than for the fact that, every 20 minutes or so, it'd drop off another batch of stumbling bumbling drunks trying to find their way home. It was the best way to spend an evening.
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i looove that bus! we have those in lima, they do like 2 rides per night
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My friend wound up in hospital, so no wild party. Instead, we stayed home & had an interesting experience, thanks to one of my dear clients. I had saved him a fair amount of money earlier in the year, and he thanked me with two bottles of Logan Fils absinthe, plus silver absinthe spoons & glasses. :)
I can understand why was illegal for most of the 20th century, but I'm glad it isn't anymore. Wow.
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How much money are we talking about here?
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My friend knows a girl who went to Italy because her brother's a priest or something. She had a shot of abinsthe and was hallucinating for the rest of the night.
I want to try some!
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This (http://www.absinth.com/links/loganfils.html) is what I got, but I'm sure he got it for less. If he didn't, I saved him over $6000 by moving his account, so he still came out ahead. :P
I'll probably save the second bottle & go here (http://www.alandia.de/) or here (http://www.lafeeabsinthe.com/acatalog/lafeeabsinthe.htm) for my next fix.
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damn everybody including Van Gogh! why teh fuck i never get hallucinations? ive had like 5 shots of that shiet(not including the ones with sugar<-- thats the way you are suppose to drink it) and nada, NADA
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Van Gogh is dead.
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It was too late to get anyone else to drive me, so I had to drink at home.
When I was in college, the local bars got together and came up with the Drunk Bus.
It should be nationwide.
Never heard of it. sounds fun though
I could have just taken a cab home, but I had to work sunday morning so I would have no way of getting to work (unless I rode a cab into work as well)
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damn everybody including Van Gogh! why teh fuck i never get hallucinations? ive had like 5 shots of that shiet(not including the ones with sugar<-- thats the way you are suppose to drink it) and nada, NADA
I thought it was because your blood was already 200 proof.
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Never heard of [Drunk Bus]. sounds fun though
I could have just taken a cab home, but I had to work sunday morning so I would have no way of getting to work (unless I rode a cab into work as well)
Last time I checked, cabs cost money. Teh Drunk Bus was free.
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I thought it was because your blood was already 200 proof.
but its not about the alcohol, its about the hallucinations :'(
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Hallucinations come from the chemicals in wormwood. If there's not a lot of wormwood in whatever brand one is drinking, it won't happen. Plus the wormwood effects wear off rather quickly as opposed to the alcohol, so fast drinking is encouraged by the "experts".
Also, absinthe is best enjoyed with a bit of ambiance. I had two on the patio by the outdoor firebowl with an Erik Satie CD playing in the background. The feeling was like a low-grade Lortab buzz - relaxed, benign cheerfulness and delighted over very simple things, like having gotten out of work at noon that day and having 3 days off ahead. Not a club buzz at all.
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damn everybody including Van Gogh! why teh fuck i never get hallucinations? ive had like 5 shots of that shiet(not including the ones with sugar<-- thats the way you are suppose to drink it) and nada, NADA
I thought it was because your blood was already 200 proof.
That reminds me of a conversation between one of the waitresses and the cook:
Waitress: I'm not dumb! I had a 4.0 all through high school.
Cook: You mean you're alcohol level?
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Ha ha, SNAP!
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If she had that, why is she a waitress?
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Because she hasn't graduated yet.
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If she had that, why is she a waitress?
Besides, a 4.0 throughout high school doesn't mean a thing unless she goes to college and applies herself there. And even if she does that, that doesn't mean that she's somehow disqualified from being a waitress while she gets her education.
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If she had that, why is she a waitress?
Besides, a 4.0 throughout high school doesn't mean a thing unless she goes to college and applies herself there. And even if she does that, that doesn't mean that she's somehow disqualified from being a waitress while she gets her education.
Community College. But you answered the point, even if she had a 4.0, she wasn't that smart. My mom moved out when she was 15 years old and worked up from poverty to get an education. Then she met my dad, who was 40 and rich, so it all evened out (well not rich, but compared to her standard of living).