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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Oct 12, 2011, 12:17:23 PM

Title: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: IDE on Oct 12, 2011, 12:17:23 PM

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1995/06/delayed-childbearing/5964/

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 12, 2011, 11:42:23 PM

I guess this would mean something if childbearing had been delayed was not simply being avoided.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: gwynn on Oct 13, 2011, 12:08:07 AM

Yea not everybody wants to propagate the species. There's enough fucking humans on the planet.
Okay so making a child is an experience, but you know what after you have that experience you have to commit around 18 years of your life to raise this new human.
If that is worth it to you and you want to do that, fine, but you need to understand the consequences of this "experience".
Oh and fuck you if you plan on not living up to those responsibilities that come with child bearing.
Use birth control, or keep it in your pants.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 13, 2011, 02:07:47 AM

Not to mention pregnancy itself is just horrifying.  A living thing is growing in there.  And it makes you ill and steals your vital nutrients.  In fact, you could trip and kill it.  Or it could kill you when it forces its way out.  Or maybe it'll just stretch you and tear your asshole and vagina into one giant happy-hole.  FUCK.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: IDE on Oct 13, 2011, 02:37:17 AM

Save these posts and years from now you will look back upon them, your wombs dried up like Ted Turner's scrotum, and you'll shed a single tear for what could have been but never will be.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 13, 2011, 08:18:27 PM

Only if you do the same with your Cialis and child support checks to ten different baby mommas.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: IDE on Oct 14, 2011, 10:02:21 PM

Deal.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: IDE on Oct 14, 2011, 10:04:11 PM

Actually I won't be paying any child support.  My offspring burst out of their mothers' chests nearly full grown with a bottle of jack daniels in one hand and a replica of Anduril in the other.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 14, 2011, 11:48:39 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 15, 2011, 12:55:22 PM

That mental picture is worth a thousand words :D

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: Rama on Oct 16, 2011, 01:06:45 AM

I'm just wondering how they got United Cutlery catalog in the womb in order to get those Anduril swords. I just assume they made their own Jack Daniels in the liver adjacent distillery, though.

Title: Re: You're all going to die alone as I impregnate everyone else.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2011, 02:09:17 AM

Who doesn't have one of those?