The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: joe on Oct 02, 2011, 10:07:06 PM
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(http://i51.tinypic.com/2vl1j11.jpg)
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Jackson will do anything for a buck, it seems.
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Even his mouth thinks so.
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yeah, fuck that! Watch this instead. <a href="">Welcome to Hoxford[/url]
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I love the look on Jackson's face too. It is like he is saying "Yeah, I got paid Mother Fucker."
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I remember that comic. I like Templesmith's art in general, but the subject matter doesn't always appeal to me. Hoxford was okay.
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I'm watching this right now.
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I'm surprised you're not in it.
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Yeah, that should be you in Kellan Lutz's place.
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someday I too will get my big break in a low budget action flick with sammy J....
someday.
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Too bad the name "Kick Ass" is taken. And "Chop Kick Panda" (http://www.avclub.com/articles/artificial-heart-from-chop-kick-panda-to-kung-fu-p,56812/).
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I was thisss close to voicing Chop Kick Panda!
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People actually bought this thinking it was the Disney release?
http://www.supermart.com/little-mermaid-goodtimes-p-40735.aspx
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Yeah, seriously.
And that's the only reason shit like that even exists in the first place.
Human stupidity.
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People actually bought this thinking it was the Disney release?
http://www.supermart.com/little-mermaid-goodtimes-p-40735.aspx
Blind people apparently. Dyno-MITE!
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I've got another one...
(http://i53.tinypic.com/16m86jp.jpg)
Tracy Morgan in a dramatic role?
Ahahahahahahaha...
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Oh! I see what he did there. Sneaky bastard.
Anything for a laugh, Tracy.
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Did that come out yet?
You can watch it on a pirate site. I didn't see that it had pachino and Liotta...wtf.
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Heh. Someone didn't tell Channing Tatum he has pubes on his face.
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Fuck Tatum Channing, that should have been IDE.
IDE should have been the star of this movie.
And he would have been all up in Juliette Binoche's pantaloons.
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I think I would have taken anyone else as Duke...even IDE. Course that whole G.I. Joe Movie was a clusterfuck...so it wouldn't have mattered anyway.
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I rewatched part of GIJ:ROtC out of boredom one day and thought that, on my partial repeat viewing, I kinda liked the action sequences, backgrounds and shit. Too bad they fucked the story and characters up the ass so badly. Maybe if I were deaf, couldn't read, and was born at a time where I never would've seen the old school G.I. Joe toon and movie, I might've liked that Rise of the Corba Dong once upon a time.
Fuck Tatum Channing, that should have been IDE.
IDE should have been the star of this movie.
You're right! IDE should've had pubes glued to his upper lip! :mad: Now it'll never happen. NEVER. :blink:
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But I'm not the son of no one...I'm the son of the writer of footloose baby! Cut Loose! This is OUR time!
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I rewatched part of GIJ:ROtC out of boredom one day and thought that, on my partial repeat viewing, I kinda liked the action sequences, backgrounds and shit. Too bad they fucked the story and characters up the ass so badly. Maybe if I were deaf, couldn't read, and was born at a time where I never would've seen the old school G.I. Joe toon and movie, I might've liked that Rise of the Corba Dong once upon a time.
Fuck Tatum Channing, that should have been IDE.
IDE should have been the star of this movie.
You're right! IDE should've had pubes glued to his upper lip! :mad: Now it'll never happen. NEVER. :blink:
They could still use Tatum's pubes, they'd just be glued to IDE's lip.
It would be like that party at Ben Stiller's last Saturday night all over again! Then Ricky Gervais showed up with a gift basket and IDE totally stole the shampoo and chocolate-covered almonds out of it!
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Was this before or after I passed out for a hours in a ditch next to the house?
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for a few hours I mean.
I'm convinced my leaving out small words is the early stage of Alzheimer's.
Don't use the george foreman grill.
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They could still use Tatum's pubes, they'd just be glued to IDE's lip.
I like how you think.
Don't use the george foreman grill.
Of course not, it's a piece of crap.
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What is the similar but better alternative to the foreman grill?
Don't say a pan or something smarmy like that. Is there like a better version that isn't all flaky death inducing teflon?
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More movies IDE should be in:
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1znvgh0.jpg)
(http://i53.tinypic.com/209prm1.jpg)
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2sazdlh.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/zxnn82.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v0eq2w.jpg)
Seriously, your agent is asleep at the wheel, dude. You need to fire that tool and hire someone who's gonna take proper care of you, son!
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I know right!
Seriously though I don't have an LA agent yet. I'm in the process of reconstituting my body back to 220+ lbs.
I'm at 212 right now. I'm actually a little chubby right now, but chubby for me still has visible abs (can't have hendog clownin me).
Once my goal is reached in a month or so I will vault forward with preternatural ambition and as soon as someone hears my battle roar and sees me swing a sword around I will be in the next big fantasy project.
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As "Barbarian Dragoon # 4"
but everyone has to start somewhere.