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Title: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 26, 2011, 12:25:35 AM
Sly Stone Is Homeless, Do You Feel Bad For Him? (http://www.cinemablend.com/pop/Sly-Stone-Homeless-Do-You-Feel-Bad-Him-35404.html)


Yes:
He's old.
He's paranoid.
He's living in a Winnebago.
Anybody can make a bad decision.


No:
He's paranoid.
He's made more than one shit decision.
...like what happened to all that money he made.


He should sell some of his new music.  I'm sure someone would buy it.  For more than a hamburger.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: joe on Sep 26, 2011, 01:29:34 AM
You should have had a third, "ambivalent" option since that seems to be your own take on the situation.

And that's how I would vote.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 26, 2011, 01:42:52 AM
Hey, you can't rush important decisions like this one.  I'm still thinking about it.  :mad:
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Rama on Sep 26, 2011, 01:52:20 AM
Yeah...where is the "I don't give a shit" option?
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 26, 2011, 02:03:06 AM
That would be "no", laziest Martian.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Rama on Sep 26, 2011, 11:15:47 AM
 No, no...that's not apathetic enough. That would imply that I care enough to have an opinion on it one way or the other. Stop trying to force me in your preconceived notions.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 26, 2011, 11:54:13 AM
*PUSH!*
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Rama on Sep 26, 2011, 12:13:19 PM
HEY! Listen I'll only let you do that like 12-15 more times before I get slightly annoyed!
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 26, 2011, 11:11:55 PM
*SHOVE!*
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Rama on Sep 27, 2011, 12:34:03 AM
Now listen here...there is no reason to act like that.


*hopes he doesn't have to walk back to the Fortress of Solitude, get his powers back, and then put Beck into the pinball machine. Damn that Lois Lane's sweet, sweet ass.*
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2011, 10:28:27 PM
Ew.

*PURELL!*
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Rama on Sep 28, 2011, 12:10:39 AM
Hey that's the woman I gave up my superpowers for so I DON'T grind her pelvis into powder! Show some respect.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: IDE on Sep 28, 2011, 02:41:55 AM
I feel bad for anyone that fucks up like that and didn't do anything wrong to their fellow man.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2011, 12:29:26 AM
People like this usually do but I'm too lazy to look for dirt on him.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: joe on Sep 29, 2011, 04:41:16 AM
He's from a prime woman-beating era, yeah? Let's just say he did that.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2011, 03:32:01 PM
I read ya.  I'm just gonna call him Ike Stone and bet he beat his wife Tina.

And a new development, Sly Stone homeless? Or choosing a camper-van over a house? (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2011/09/sly-stone-homeless-not-homeless-rental-home-willem-alkema.html):

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If Sly Stone is homeless, it's by choice and not necessity, according to sources close to the funk legend.
 
Stone's attorney Robert Alan has supposedly rented a four-bedroom home in Woodland Hills for his client, one unnamed source told Showbiz411 exclusively. "He's too paranoid to come inside," another source told writer Roger Friedman. That person was described as a friend of the singer.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: IDE on Sep 30, 2011, 02:33:02 AM
My ex lives in woodland hills.  It's a nice neighborhood away from all the crazy of Hollyweird.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 30, 2011, 07:22:09 PM
I hate when actors/ singers/ super rich people decide to waste all their money in stupid shit and expect us to feel sorry for them when they are dirt poor. No.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2011, 12:18:00 AM
I think Sly Stone would be paranoid of our pity though.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 02, 2011, 10:28:52 PM
I'd never heard of a Sly Stone before this thread.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: IDE on Oct 02, 2011, 10:55:55 PM
I wonder if I've heard his songs?

I've heard of sly and the family stone.

At first I thought she meant rambo and I was like no way.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: IDE on Oct 02, 2011, 10:56:36 PM
5000th post ^


How anticlimactic.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2014, 12:10:11 AM
The answer was "Time."  That or "The One Ring."  Thanks for playing, y'all.
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 30, 2014, 10:45:35 PM
He's not so sly after all, huh?

*rimshot*
Title: Re: Wow, this is like a riddle or somthin'...
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2014, 10:52:38 PM
Apparently his attorney debunked this entire thing about him being homeless a short while after the story broke but no one was paying attention.