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Title: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2011, 05:25:33 PM

DISCUSS.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Rama on Aug 23, 2011, 05:35:10 PM

I propose that we clone Michael Jordan...and that way all basketball players, regardless of race, creed, or religion, shall be Michael Jordon. It will also be a boom to our under commercial production and minor league baseball team fillers

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Fiero on Aug 23, 2011, 05:35:27 PM

Shaq's movies pale in comparison to MJs.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2011, 05:40:11 PM

Would've been better with Jordan.  Everyone admit it.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2011, 05:40:34 PM

:joe:

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Rama on Aug 23, 2011, 05:41:17 PM

What about Steel? That was far worse...well maybe not far, but worse for sure.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2011, 05:43:19 PM

I completely forgot about that shit.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2011, 05:44:51 PM

He came out in Freddy Got Fingered AND Good Burger?  I had no idea he came out in so much stuff.  I don't remember him in The House Bunny though.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Fiero on Aug 23, 2011, 05:46:35 PM

Nobody does, he's completely unremarkable.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2011, 05:48:16 PM

You know what we should have.  A Shaq movie marathon.  I declare this to be a good idea.  Unlike Rama's idea for a baby ninja series which is a bad idea but would be better if the baby was played by Jordan.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Rama on Aug 23, 2011, 05:52:05 PM

Is so a good idea...you just don't get it so you gotta be all down on it.

I am for that Shaq movie thing.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2011, 06:08:59 PM

They would've cancelled you anyway for the Baby Bachelor.  Because you're never too young to commit.  With parental force.  On tv.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Fiero on Aug 23, 2011, 07:37:10 PM

I am NOT for the Shaq movie thing.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2011, 01:12:09 AM

Sorry, two against one.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Fiero on Aug 24, 2011, 01:18:32 AM

Are you going to strap me to a table and stand that table up to force me?

Because, uh, I might like that.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Rama on Aug 24, 2011, 02:03:38 AM

And you know what we should do...we should riff those bitches and film it and then put it on the youtubes. Unless...it ends badly. Then we bury it in the woods and make a pact never to talk about it, but one year later someone starts killing us off one by one cause he knows what we did last summer.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Fiero on Aug 24, 2011, 11:54:00 AM

Okay, now I'm kind of in.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2011, 11:14:42 PM

Oh how exciting!  It's enough to make my penis go "Kazaam"!  Oh, if only I had a pair of Kazaam underwear.  And a genie-penis.

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Rama on Aug 25, 2011, 12:27:16 AM

Let's do it!!!















How exactly do we go about this again. '__'

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2011, 02:02:03 AM

Do what now?

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Fiero on Aug 25, 2011, 02:16:32 AM

haha, movies

Title: Re: Every other basketball player is not Micheal Jordan.
Post by: Rama on Aug 25, 2011, 12:41:35 PM

Uh.....yeah....movies...that's what I meant.