The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Aug 16, 2011, 07:32:43 PM
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quickly! while no one else is here!
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I'm here now and I want to know just what in the sam hill is going on?
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Shit! Run for it!
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Before you totally crush him let me get a picture. I want a before and after shot for this one.
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Does it matter? Both are drunk. The only difference is that the after-shot is face-down in his own vomit.
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It matters to me! >:(
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Before you totally crush him let me get a picture. I want a before and after shot for this one.
Who's getting crushed in this scenario?
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Wait... let me set myself to hidden status and get my penis out...
Okay go.
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Wait... let me set myself to hidden status and get my penis out...
Okay go.
For half a second I thought Gwynn posted this and I was very, very, very confused. Maybe a little excited, but mostly confused.
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Before you totally crush him let me get a picture. I want a before and after shot for this one.
Who's getting crushed in this scenario?
More like "what".
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:nurinono: :scream: :sick: :stabface:
Not in a million years, boyo.
Seriously, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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This is starting to look like a Japanese porno.
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It would not look either japanties or pornoish if I am involved.
Do not go putting me in your sick fantasies.
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poppycock!
You would so make out with me in less than a million years. I'm saying somewhere in the 400,000 to 550,000 range.
Or sooner if I tucked my dick between my legs and pretended to be androgynous!
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poppycock!
You would so make out with me in less than a million years. I'm saying somewhere in the 400,000 to 550,000 range.
Or sooner if I tucked my dick between my legs and pretended to be androgynous!
Wow ........
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Dicks don't bother me, it's the rest of you I have a problem with.
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:lmao:
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I think I missed a step in checking her math.
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The rest of me is just as awesome as my dick I promise!
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I think I missed a step in checking her math.
It equals 16 I thinkcioe2934tqg'b,.
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I kept getting 42...but everything comes up 42.
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You've got to stop carrying the 'life and what it's all about' when doing the addition portion.
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My math? Oh you mean that I don't mind dicks but I don't like IDE who IS a dick.
(http://bojack.org/images/lostinspacerobot.jpg)
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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My character is besmirched!
I'm no dick! I'm a heroic demigod who rescues feral kittens from city streets. There would be at least 2 people dead if it wasn't for me having been sent to midgard. And I've defended the weak from being pummeled by ruffians on more than one occasion. Tell the little homosexual lad from my dorm who was about to be slain in the parking lot late one night that I'm a dick. I suspect he'd have some choice words for you spoken in a very angry lisp. My very presence has the powet to stop or start violence at my whim. Sure I've engaged in some debauchery and feelings were hurt but I dealt as good as I got and no more...well maybe a little more.
But we should still make out! My kiss imbues the user with an enchantment: +3 to dmg/hit + 5 vs Giant-kin for 48 hours.
Quite useful if you're out hunting ettin or rooting out a nest of firbolgs.
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That's exactly the kind of thing a dick would say.
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Come on gwynn! Let's do this!
Spooie you watch! I'm gonna scar you for life!
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You only want me because you can't have me.
So herein lies my dilemma, how do I make you not want me but without becoming a disgusting conquest?
Make myself completely undesirable.
Let's do this!
I pick my nose sometimes.
I spend most of my time in flipflops.
I do not have the slightest semblance of a tan.
I like wrestling.
Should I keep going?
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You forgot fart, poo, burp, and pee (sometimes in that order).
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You only want me because you can't have me.
So herein lies my dilemma, how do I make you not want me but without becoming a disgusting conquest?
Make myself completely undesirable.
Let's do this!
I pick my nose sometimes.
I spend most of my time in flipflops.
I do not have the slightest semblance of a tan.
I like wrestling.
Should I keep going?
I'm ok with that
So do I
I'm trying to find a site that sells NWO t-shirts, maybe you can help me out?
and I don't have a tan anymore either...
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How dare you take my picture down you uneducated buffoon!
Jealous much?
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I don't know what I missed but thank you, Fiero.
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I should sent it to you in a PM! without the sfw black box!
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I don't know what I missed but thank you, Fiero.
I'm 98% certain you would have removed it yourself. If we have forum rules, I'm sure it was against them. Post above probably tells you all you need to know.
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Indeed, thank you Fiero. Glad I didn't see it.
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Here it is again! Now with added 100% compliance of any forum rules we probably don't even have!
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You look like a Jello mold.
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Better than an amorphous skinnyfat guy I always say...actually I've never said that before.
But that jello don't jiggle it's alabaster steel and it's gonna make a double vanilla swirl with gwynn!
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There will be no swirling! :finger:
That headless torso does nothing for me.
If you posted up a picture of a skinny long haired guitar player from a metal band with boyish good looks, then I might have been down.
All I see there is a douche torso with some drawn on Sagat pants and no chest scar.
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When you nail him in the groin, be sure to shout "Tiger Knee!"
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Chain into a Tiger Genocide.
But really, nobody plays Sagat.
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That picture wasn't supposed to turn you on, it's just to illustrate our mutual lack of tan.
But what would you want with some skinny fagmo guitar player?
I could beat the shit out more than one of those at once.
Why would you want to mate with genetically inferior stock? This puzzles me.
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Not everyone likes a tough guy.
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And that right there is why mankind will be exterminated in the space pirate wars.
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I think I've put up with this thread long enough, don't you?